Became a prodigy in the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 119 Shameless old man
Chapter 119 Shameless old man
Fang Yizhi was not afraid of him, and said straightforwardly: "This is necessary, as soon as you come here, you say that our teacher is ignorant, and that our teacher is an ignorant child.
Now, we have answered all the questions you asked, but you are dumbfounded when we ask you questions.Facts have proved that you are an ignorant person, shouldn't you apologize? "
When Wang Gui heard this, his face instantly turned livid.I have the urge to go up and strangle Fang Yizhi to death.
Fang Xuanling was shocked, and hurriedly shouted: "Yi Zhi, what are you talking about? Hurry up and apologize to Mr. Wang."
Cheng Chuli said: "Mr. Fang, why are you so nervous? Fang Yizhi was right. Facts have proved that he, Wang Gui, is a ignorant person. If you ask me what you don't understand, and what you don't know, you will just go from there." Find some questions in some ancient books to embarrass people. Is it too much to say that this kind of person is ignorant?"
"you."
Wang Gui was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, and pointed at Cheng Chuli, but he didn't know what to say.
"Okay, Cheng Chuli, as long as you can tell me the solution to this problem, then I, Wang Gui, will admit defeat."
Cheng Chuli: "You have a good idea. If you can't answer it, you will lose. You are not my student, and I have no obligation to answer it for you."
"you."
Wang Gui is so angry!I even have the heart to die.
However, he really wanted to know how to solve the volume of a thing that looks like this?
"Cheng Chuli, tell me, what will happen before you give the answer?"
Cheng Chuli: "If you want to know, yes, one question for ten pennies."
You want money to death.
Wang Gui is so angry!The nose was crooked, and he said, "Okay, ten punctures are ten punctures. How can you calculate its volume for such an irregular thing?"
Cheng Chuli said, "No problem, but let me give you the money first."
Wang Gui was so angry that he wanted to kill someone, so he immediately found the person he had brought and handed over ten pennies.
Cheng Chuli got the money, and immediately announced loudly: "Master Wang, we will use all the ten pennies for extra meals. Come, let's all come together to thank Master Wang."
The children in Chengjia Village immediately put on a very serious look, and said to Wang Gui, "Thank you, Mr. Wang."
"Hey, Mr. Wang, are the children in our Chengjia Village polite?"
Wang Gui was so angry that his liver hurt, and he said angrily: "The money is given to you, can I give you the answer now?"
Cheng Chuli said to Fang Yizhi: "Fang Yizhi, tell him!"
Wang Gui quickly said: "No, since you took my money, then you can answer me. You always ask others to answer, what's the matter?"
It seems that this old man is underestimating himself!
Cheng Chuli said helplessly: "Okay, since you said so, let me answer you! In fact, this is not called an irregular thing, this thing is called a cone, the formula for finding the volume of this thing is: the square of the radius multiplied Multiply the height by [-], and then multiply by one-third, you can get his volume. Hehe, these ten pennies are really easy to earn. Students, do you see, this is the power of knowledge .”
Wang Gui asked with a confused face: "You are talking nonsense, what the hell is this [-]:[-]?"
Cheng Chuli was taken aback for a moment, and said: "You are a great Confucian, don't you even understand pi?"
What the hell is pi?Everyone seemed to see a lot of question marks on Wang Gui's head.
Wei Ting hurried up and pulled Wang Gui aside.
Wang Gui asked angrily: "Wei Ting, what are you pulling me for?"
Wei Ting couldn't laugh or cry: "Pi, that was invented by Zu Chongzhi. If you continue to fight with him, you will lose your face today."
"Zu Chongzhi? Who is Zu Chongzhi?"
Wei Ting said: "I don't understand this very well, and I can't explain it clearly, but the pi thing does exist. If you continue to fight with him, this kid's ruthlessness will definitely make you lose face."
"I've lost my face, I've already lost my face now."
Wang Gui didn't listen to Wei Ting's advice at all, he was already furious at this moment, turned around and shouted at Cheng Chuli: "Cheng Chuli, okay, I admit that I am not as good at arithmetic as you are. Because this is not what I mainly study. .However, in terms of literature, you are definitely not as good as me."
Cheng Chuli said: "What did you say just now? Aren't you proficient in everything? Why did you give up so quickly? No, you are a great Confucian, and you are interested in stepping on me, an ignorant five-year-old child?"
Wang Gui: "Isn't this interesting? Who doesn't know that your old Cheng family was born as a general, so what knowledge can you understand? What qualifications does a person like you have to start a sect and stand on a podium to teach?" Education?"
Cheng Yaojin finally couldn't help it anymore: "Hey! Old man Wang, I, Old Cheng, have tolerated you for a long time. I said you lost the competition. What face do you have standing here and saying such things?"
Wang Gui said angrily: "Cheng Zhijie, am I wrong? You, Cheng Zhijie, don't know a lot of big characters. Don't you find it ridiculous that you dare to let a five-year-old like you teach and educate people here?"
"you."
Cheng Yaojin was originally not good at words, and his liver ached from being blocked by his words.
Cheng Chuli immediately became angry.
"Old man Wang, it doesn't matter if you bully me, don't bully my parents, otherwise, the consequences will be very serious."
"Ha ha……"
Wang Gui sneered: "Today, as long as you put down the pointer and come down from the podium, I, Wang Gui, will not say a word. Otherwise, not only I, Wang Gui, but all the scholars in the world will have endless trouble with you."
"Snapped……"
Cheng Chuli whipped the pointer on the table and made a crackling sound.He said angrily: "Master Kong, I, Cheng Chuli, would like to ask you today, can this old man surnamed Wang represent your Confucianism? I taught my Cheng family literacy in Chengjia Village, what does it have to do with him? Is it over with me?"
"This?"
Kong Yingda was speechless, why did the fire suddenly burn on me?
Li Yuan was shocked, couldn't sit still, got up quickly and ran to Cheng Chuli's side, grabbed him and said, "Xiao Chuli, let's not be as knowledgeable as him. I am sitting here, old man, what are you afraid of?"
Li Ke and the others also surrounded him, persuading Cheng Chuli.
Not to mention, Li Yuan was really afraid that this little guy would get angry. This little guy usually doesn't get angry, but if he gets angry, he can scare people to death.When did this little guy get angry? Isn't it earth-shattering?
As for Wang Gui, he was taken aback for a moment.Then, he also became furious.
This little guy, who gave him the guts to slap the table with me?What is his identity?What is my identity?
He also yelled angrily: "Cheng Chuli, you are a five-year-old child who doesn't understand anything. What qualifications do you have to teach and educate people here? Do you think anyone can be a teacher? The old man tells you, you don't stop doing this every day." behavior. The old man will never give up."
This time, the scene suddenly became chaotic.Those officials also rushed up to hold Wang Gui back.
If this guy really got angry, the consequences would be quite dire.It was simply not something the old Cheng family could bear.
Li Ke also got angry, stood up and said: "My lord, Cheng Chuli is my teacher who has formally accepted the ceremony of apprenticeship. If you insult him like this today, you are insulting me. Please apologize to him immediately."
What?A teacher who has officially passed the apprenticeship ceremony?
My goodness, what is this concept?
Wang Gui said he was Li Tai's teacher, it was because the emperor arranged for him to teach him there.There is a huge difference in identity between a teacher who formally pays tribute to a teacher.
Be a teacher for a day, be a father for life, that's what it says.It is life and death, sharing blessings, and sharing difficulties.
But Wang Gui and Li Tai were not.If you teach well, the emperor will let you continue to teach; if you teach poorly, the emperor will change you.In a sense, the difference is too far.
So far, no prince has officially worshiped anyone as a teacher.But he, Cheng Chuli, became the first person to eat crabs.
Therefore, when Li Ke said this, all the officials were in an uproar.Everyone was so shocked that their jaws almost dropped to the ground.
With this status, it is not as simple as sitting on an equal footing with Wang Gui.From a righteous point of view, it is enough to crush your Wang Gui.
Therefore, Li Ke asked Wang Gui to apologize to his teacher, which was justified.
In other words, it is not shameful for Wang Gui to apologize to Cheng Chuli.
Baiguan was not yet shocked.Li You also stood up and said: "That's right, Cheng Chuli is also my teacher who has formally received the teacher's ceremony, and I am his direct disciple. Therefore, I also ask Mr. Wang to apologize to my teacher."
ah?One is not enough, another one?And they are still direct disciples.
My God, do you want to be so scary?
Wang Gui looked at Li Er in shock and asked, "Your Majesty, is this true? Do you know about this? Do you agree?"
This?
Li Er was in a dilemma.If he told the truth, he would definitely be scolded bloody by these officials again in the court tomorrow.
Well, that's the truth.If it weren't for him, Li Er was obedient and remonstrated like a follower.Later generations will definitely not be touted as an emperor through the ages, a sage king through the ages or something.Instead, it will be sprayed as a dog.
To put it bluntly, whether he is an emperor or not is all determined by these officials.
They say you are a good emperor, then you are a good emperor, and they say you are a foolish emperor, then you will never get better.
Therefore, Li Er was in a dilemma at this moment.I don't know how to answer it.
"bump……"
Li Yuan patted the table and said, "This matter is my idea, you guys, who has any objections?"
what?
Baiguan was speechless immediately.They dared to unite to bully Li Er, but they did not dare to unite to bully Li Yuan.
The reason is very simple, bullying Li Er, as long as they are reasonable, Li Er has to bear it if he doesn't want to.
Well, they are very artistic when they want to bully Li Er.If Li Er was given a reason to get mad, then they would be the ones who felt uncomfortable.
Li Er couldn't bear to bully Li Yuan.Bullying my dad, no matter how you look at it, you have to work hard with you!This is equivalent to giving Li Er a reason to go crazy.
After all, Li is holding the dragon-slaying knife in his second hand.
Therefore, Li Yuan got mad and took the matter down.Baiguan did not dare to speak.
Li Er also let out a long sigh of relief.When this father is critical, he is still very powerful.
This time, it was Wang Gui's turn to be in trouble.Say no to apologise, it's really not good, the two princes have come forward.
But if you really want to apologize, it would be too embarrassing, after all, the other party is only a five-year-old child.
Wang Gui thought for a while and said, "Since this is the case, it is not impossible for me to apologize to him, but he must beat me intellectually. Only in this way can I admit him."
Li Ke said angrily: "What does my teacher need you to admit? Didn't you have suffered a crushing defeat just now? What face do you have standing here and saying such things?"
Li Ke was angry, and his words were not polite.
Wang Gui was very depressed. He never dreamed that he would kick the iron plate today.If you want to get out of your body, you must fight hard with reason, and you must fight to win.
Wang Gui: "I admit that your teacher still has a little bit of knowledge, but he is only better than me in arithmetic, and I am not convinced. Unless he can beat me in literature."
I have never seen such a shameless person since I grew up, and I saw it today.
The onlookers were speechless.
Cheng Chuli is really angry, since you, an old man, are going to stretch out your face and hit me, then I will not be polite today.
Cheng Chuli stretched out his hand and stopped Li Ke who was about to speak.Said: "Okay, tell me! How do you want to compare."
Wang Gui: "Yes, do you dare?"
Cheng Chuli: "Only you? I, Cheng Chuli, will not bully you today. One of the officials present today counts as one. As long as they are willing to help you, they are willing to stand by your side. I, Cheng Chuli, take over alone. What is the comparison? Just let the horse come here."
what?
Arrogant, too arrogant, this is completely defiant!
Li Er was immediately happy again, here it comes, there is another good show, watch it.
Well, he would really like to see Cheng Chuli trample on civil servants like him.The harder he stepped, the happier he felt.
No way, who made these civil servants always unite to bully him.
As an emperor, he was lonely, so he couldn't win against these guys at all.I was bullied enough by them every time.
Since Cheng Chuli came, he, Li Er, has found a good helper.
Wang Gui sneered: "Boy, it's quite crazy, so you should first pair me with this pair! In the mountain village, dragons don't sing and tigers don't howl, little children, it's ridiculous."
Ouch, Mr. Wang is a good pair.It's a good occasion, is there anything?
It seems that this kid has to think for a long time!
Hehe, thinking about it for a long time?I don't know if I can be right!
The officials were secretly happy in their hearts, and at the same time they were thinking about the second couplet.
However, they didn't have any clue yet, Cheng Chuli had already spoken.
"Huh, is that all?"
Cheng Chuli said disdainfully: "In the chessboard, there are no chariots, no wheels, no horses, no borders, call the general, be careful."
"Huh? He, right, so fast?"
"Yeah, I didn't expect this kid to be right?"
All the officials were in an uproar. In their hearts, Cheng Chuli didn't understand anything. After all, he was only a five-year-old child. Even if he started learning from the womb, he couldn't learn so much, right?
But I didn't expect that he was good at arithmetic, and he could match the pair so quickly and so well.
As far as this second line is concerned, they will never be able to get it out without half an hour.
"Okay, the teacher is mighty, the teacher is amazing. Hahahaha..."
Li Ke took the lead in shouting.
Immediately, except for the officials brought by Li Er, all the people who came to attend the class became Cheng Chuli's cheerleaders.
Wang Gui was so angry that he opened his mouth and scolded: "Young children don't know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth."
Cheng Chuli was not easy to provoke, so he immediately resented him: "An old man who is over half a century old is really shameless."
Ouch, I also scolded me with a pair.However, Cheng Chuli did not fall behind.
Wang Gui was so angry that his eyes were dimmed, and he said angrily: "Ignorant children, how can you teach and educate people?"
Cheng Chuli followed quickly: "Shameless old man, don't talk nonsense."
"Hahahaha, okay, the teacher is so right..."
"Teacher, come on, beat him to death, this shameless old man..."
Cheng Chuli's students cheered him on.
Wang Gui was so angry that he almost fainted.
Except for the first pair, the following pairs were all written by Xiaodong himself. If there are any poorly written or untidy words, please don’t take it seriously.
(End of this chapter)
Fang Yizhi was not afraid of him, and said straightforwardly: "This is necessary, as soon as you come here, you say that our teacher is ignorant, and that our teacher is an ignorant child.
Now, we have answered all the questions you asked, but you are dumbfounded when we ask you questions.Facts have proved that you are an ignorant person, shouldn't you apologize? "
When Wang Gui heard this, his face instantly turned livid.I have the urge to go up and strangle Fang Yizhi to death.
Fang Xuanling was shocked, and hurriedly shouted: "Yi Zhi, what are you talking about? Hurry up and apologize to Mr. Wang."
Cheng Chuli said: "Mr. Fang, why are you so nervous? Fang Yizhi was right. Facts have proved that he, Wang Gui, is a ignorant person. If you ask me what you don't understand, and what you don't know, you will just go from there." Find some questions in some ancient books to embarrass people. Is it too much to say that this kind of person is ignorant?"
"you."
Wang Gui was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, and pointed at Cheng Chuli, but he didn't know what to say.
"Okay, Cheng Chuli, as long as you can tell me the solution to this problem, then I, Wang Gui, will admit defeat."
Cheng Chuli: "You have a good idea. If you can't answer it, you will lose. You are not my student, and I have no obligation to answer it for you."
"you."
Wang Gui is so angry!I even have the heart to die.
However, he really wanted to know how to solve the volume of a thing that looks like this?
"Cheng Chuli, tell me, what will happen before you give the answer?"
Cheng Chuli: "If you want to know, yes, one question for ten pennies."
You want money to death.
Wang Gui is so angry!The nose was crooked, and he said, "Okay, ten punctures are ten punctures. How can you calculate its volume for such an irregular thing?"
Cheng Chuli said, "No problem, but let me give you the money first."
Wang Gui was so angry that he wanted to kill someone, so he immediately found the person he had brought and handed over ten pennies.
Cheng Chuli got the money, and immediately announced loudly: "Master Wang, we will use all the ten pennies for extra meals. Come, let's all come together to thank Master Wang."
The children in Chengjia Village immediately put on a very serious look, and said to Wang Gui, "Thank you, Mr. Wang."
"Hey, Mr. Wang, are the children in our Chengjia Village polite?"
Wang Gui was so angry that his liver hurt, and he said angrily: "The money is given to you, can I give you the answer now?"
Cheng Chuli said to Fang Yizhi: "Fang Yizhi, tell him!"
Wang Gui quickly said: "No, since you took my money, then you can answer me. You always ask others to answer, what's the matter?"
It seems that this old man is underestimating himself!
Cheng Chuli said helplessly: "Okay, since you said so, let me answer you! In fact, this is not called an irregular thing, this thing is called a cone, the formula for finding the volume of this thing is: the square of the radius multiplied Multiply the height by [-], and then multiply by one-third, you can get his volume. Hehe, these ten pennies are really easy to earn. Students, do you see, this is the power of knowledge .”
Wang Gui asked with a confused face: "You are talking nonsense, what the hell is this [-]:[-]?"
Cheng Chuli was taken aback for a moment, and said: "You are a great Confucian, don't you even understand pi?"
What the hell is pi?Everyone seemed to see a lot of question marks on Wang Gui's head.
Wei Ting hurried up and pulled Wang Gui aside.
Wang Gui asked angrily: "Wei Ting, what are you pulling me for?"
Wei Ting couldn't laugh or cry: "Pi, that was invented by Zu Chongzhi. If you continue to fight with him, you will lose your face today."
"Zu Chongzhi? Who is Zu Chongzhi?"
Wei Ting said: "I don't understand this very well, and I can't explain it clearly, but the pi thing does exist. If you continue to fight with him, this kid's ruthlessness will definitely make you lose face."
"I've lost my face, I've already lost my face now."
Wang Gui didn't listen to Wei Ting's advice at all, he was already furious at this moment, turned around and shouted at Cheng Chuli: "Cheng Chuli, okay, I admit that I am not as good at arithmetic as you are. Because this is not what I mainly study. .However, in terms of literature, you are definitely not as good as me."
Cheng Chuli said: "What did you say just now? Aren't you proficient in everything? Why did you give up so quickly? No, you are a great Confucian, and you are interested in stepping on me, an ignorant five-year-old child?"
Wang Gui: "Isn't this interesting? Who doesn't know that your old Cheng family was born as a general, so what knowledge can you understand? What qualifications does a person like you have to start a sect and stand on a podium to teach?" Education?"
Cheng Yaojin finally couldn't help it anymore: "Hey! Old man Wang, I, Old Cheng, have tolerated you for a long time. I said you lost the competition. What face do you have standing here and saying such things?"
Wang Gui said angrily: "Cheng Zhijie, am I wrong? You, Cheng Zhijie, don't know a lot of big characters. Don't you find it ridiculous that you dare to let a five-year-old like you teach and educate people here?"
"you."
Cheng Yaojin was originally not good at words, and his liver ached from being blocked by his words.
Cheng Chuli immediately became angry.
"Old man Wang, it doesn't matter if you bully me, don't bully my parents, otherwise, the consequences will be very serious."
"Ha ha……"
Wang Gui sneered: "Today, as long as you put down the pointer and come down from the podium, I, Wang Gui, will not say a word. Otherwise, not only I, Wang Gui, but all the scholars in the world will have endless trouble with you."
"Snapped……"
Cheng Chuli whipped the pointer on the table and made a crackling sound.He said angrily: "Master Kong, I, Cheng Chuli, would like to ask you today, can this old man surnamed Wang represent your Confucianism? I taught my Cheng family literacy in Chengjia Village, what does it have to do with him? Is it over with me?"
"This?"
Kong Yingda was speechless, why did the fire suddenly burn on me?
Li Yuan was shocked, couldn't sit still, got up quickly and ran to Cheng Chuli's side, grabbed him and said, "Xiao Chuli, let's not be as knowledgeable as him. I am sitting here, old man, what are you afraid of?"
Li Ke and the others also surrounded him, persuading Cheng Chuli.
Not to mention, Li Yuan was really afraid that this little guy would get angry. This little guy usually doesn't get angry, but if he gets angry, he can scare people to death.When did this little guy get angry? Isn't it earth-shattering?
As for Wang Gui, he was taken aback for a moment.Then, he also became furious.
This little guy, who gave him the guts to slap the table with me?What is his identity?What is my identity?
He also yelled angrily: "Cheng Chuli, you are a five-year-old child who doesn't understand anything. What qualifications do you have to teach and educate people here? Do you think anyone can be a teacher? The old man tells you, you don't stop doing this every day." behavior. The old man will never give up."
This time, the scene suddenly became chaotic.Those officials also rushed up to hold Wang Gui back.
If this guy really got angry, the consequences would be quite dire.It was simply not something the old Cheng family could bear.
Li Ke also got angry, stood up and said: "My lord, Cheng Chuli is my teacher who has formally accepted the ceremony of apprenticeship. If you insult him like this today, you are insulting me. Please apologize to him immediately."
What?A teacher who has officially passed the apprenticeship ceremony?
My goodness, what is this concept?
Wang Gui said he was Li Tai's teacher, it was because the emperor arranged for him to teach him there.There is a huge difference in identity between a teacher who formally pays tribute to a teacher.
Be a teacher for a day, be a father for life, that's what it says.It is life and death, sharing blessings, and sharing difficulties.
But Wang Gui and Li Tai were not.If you teach well, the emperor will let you continue to teach; if you teach poorly, the emperor will change you.In a sense, the difference is too far.
So far, no prince has officially worshiped anyone as a teacher.But he, Cheng Chuli, became the first person to eat crabs.
Therefore, when Li Ke said this, all the officials were in an uproar.Everyone was so shocked that their jaws almost dropped to the ground.
With this status, it is not as simple as sitting on an equal footing with Wang Gui.From a righteous point of view, it is enough to crush your Wang Gui.
Therefore, Li Ke asked Wang Gui to apologize to his teacher, which was justified.
In other words, it is not shameful for Wang Gui to apologize to Cheng Chuli.
Baiguan was not yet shocked.Li You also stood up and said: "That's right, Cheng Chuli is also my teacher who has formally received the teacher's ceremony, and I am his direct disciple. Therefore, I also ask Mr. Wang to apologize to my teacher."
ah?One is not enough, another one?And they are still direct disciples.
My God, do you want to be so scary?
Wang Gui looked at Li Er in shock and asked, "Your Majesty, is this true? Do you know about this? Do you agree?"
This?
Li Er was in a dilemma.If he told the truth, he would definitely be scolded bloody by these officials again in the court tomorrow.
Well, that's the truth.If it weren't for him, Li Er was obedient and remonstrated like a follower.Later generations will definitely not be touted as an emperor through the ages, a sage king through the ages or something.Instead, it will be sprayed as a dog.
To put it bluntly, whether he is an emperor or not is all determined by these officials.
They say you are a good emperor, then you are a good emperor, and they say you are a foolish emperor, then you will never get better.
Therefore, Li Er was in a dilemma at this moment.I don't know how to answer it.
"bump……"
Li Yuan patted the table and said, "This matter is my idea, you guys, who has any objections?"
what?
Baiguan was speechless immediately.They dared to unite to bully Li Er, but they did not dare to unite to bully Li Yuan.
The reason is very simple, bullying Li Er, as long as they are reasonable, Li Er has to bear it if he doesn't want to.
Well, they are very artistic when they want to bully Li Er.If Li Er was given a reason to get mad, then they would be the ones who felt uncomfortable.
Li Er couldn't bear to bully Li Yuan.Bullying my dad, no matter how you look at it, you have to work hard with you!This is equivalent to giving Li Er a reason to go crazy.
After all, Li is holding the dragon-slaying knife in his second hand.
Therefore, Li Yuan got mad and took the matter down.Baiguan did not dare to speak.
Li Er also let out a long sigh of relief.When this father is critical, he is still very powerful.
This time, it was Wang Gui's turn to be in trouble.Say no to apologise, it's really not good, the two princes have come forward.
But if you really want to apologize, it would be too embarrassing, after all, the other party is only a five-year-old child.
Wang Gui thought for a while and said, "Since this is the case, it is not impossible for me to apologize to him, but he must beat me intellectually. Only in this way can I admit him."
Li Ke said angrily: "What does my teacher need you to admit? Didn't you have suffered a crushing defeat just now? What face do you have standing here and saying such things?"
Li Ke was angry, and his words were not polite.
Wang Gui was very depressed. He never dreamed that he would kick the iron plate today.If you want to get out of your body, you must fight hard with reason, and you must fight to win.
Wang Gui: "I admit that your teacher still has a little bit of knowledge, but he is only better than me in arithmetic, and I am not convinced. Unless he can beat me in literature."
I have never seen such a shameless person since I grew up, and I saw it today.
The onlookers were speechless.
Cheng Chuli is really angry, since you, an old man, are going to stretch out your face and hit me, then I will not be polite today.
Cheng Chuli stretched out his hand and stopped Li Ke who was about to speak.Said: "Okay, tell me! How do you want to compare."
Wang Gui: "Yes, do you dare?"
Cheng Chuli: "Only you? I, Cheng Chuli, will not bully you today. One of the officials present today counts as one. As long as they are willing to help you, they are willing to stand by your side. I, Cheng Chuli, take over alone. What is the comparison? Just let the horse come here."
what?
Arrogant, too arrogant, this is completely defiant!
Li Er was immediately happy again, here it comes, there is another good show, watch it.
Well, he would really like to see Cheng Chuli trample on civil servants like him.The harder he stepped, the happier he felt.
No way, who made these civil servants always unite to bully him.
As an emperor, he was lonely, so he couldn't win against these guys at all.I was bullied enough by them every time.
Since Cheng Chuli came, he, Li Er, has found a good helper.
Wang Gui sneered: "Boy, it's quite crazy, so you should first pair me with this pair! In the mountain village, dragons don't sing and tigers don't howl, little children, it's ridiculous."
Ouch, Mr. Wang is a good pair.It's a good occasion, is there anything?
It seems that this kid has to think for a long time!
Hehe, thinking about it for a long time?I don't know if I can be right!
The officials were secretly happy in their hearts, and at the same time they were thinking about the second couplet.
However, they didn't have any clue yet, Cheng Chuli had already spoken.
"Huh, is that all?"
Cheng Chuli said disdainfully: "In the chessboard, there are no chariots, no wheels, no horses, no borders, call the general, be careful."
"Huh? He, right, so fast?"
"Yeah, I didn't expect this kid to be right?"
All the officials were in an uproar. In their hearts, Cheng Chuli didn't understand anything. After all, he was only a five-year-old child. Even if he started learning from the womb, he couldn't learn so much, right?
But I didn't expect that he was good at arithmetic, and he could match the pair so quickly and so well.
As far as this second line is concerned, they will never be able to get it out without half an hour.
"Okay, the teacher is mighty, the teacher is amazing. Hahahaha..."
Li Ke took the lead in shouting.
Immediately, except for the officials brought by Li Er, all the people who came to attend the class became Cheng Chuli's cheerleaders.
Wang Gui was so angry that he opened his mouth and scolded: "Young children don't know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth."
Cheng Chuli was not easy to provoke, so he immediately resented him: "An old man who is over half a century old is really shameless."
Ouch, I also scolded me with a pair.However, Cheng Chuli did not fall behind.
Wang Gui was so angry that his eyes were dimmed, and he said angrily: "Ignorant children, how can you teach and educate people?"
Cheng Chuli followed quickly: "Shameless old man, don't talk nonsense."
"Hahahaha, okay, the teacher is so right..."
"Teacher, come on, beat him to death, this shameless old man..."
Cheng Chuli's students cheered him on.
Wang Gui was so angry that he almost fainted.
Except for the first pair, the following pairs were all written by Xiaodong himself. If there are any poorly written or untidy words, please don’t take it seriously.
(End of this chapter)
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