Became a prodigy in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 145

"Come on Changsun Chong, come on Changsun Chong!"

A group of people shouted for Chang Sun Chong to come on, all of them called Chang Sun Chong to come on, not one called Li Tai to come on.

At the scene, I was very happy.

And here at the entrance of Chenjiacun, these patriarchs and elders are so depressed!
Cheng Chuli, that bastard, actually asked them to wait here.Who are they? They are the most powerful group of people in Datang.This bastard dared to let them wait here.

Their complaints immediately aroused the dissatisfaction of those Xuanjia soldiers, and then more and more Xuanjia soldiers gathered here at the entrance of the village, watching them with covetous eyes.These guys dare to scold our young master.

Wait, wait, these Patriarchs have grown beards waiting here.Cheng came out to meet them.

In other words, the Patriarch of the Lu family may have suffered from kidney failure, and he wanted to pee again.Then, he wanted to find a place to settle.

But after looking around, he found sadly that those Xuanjia soldiers had actually followed him, and they followed him wherever he went.As if he was a heinous villain.

Finally, he understood what the problem was, and quickly asked the housekeeper to pay the Xuanjia soldiers the usual money.

There is no way, in Chengjia Village, this is a rule, you are not allowed to defecate anywhere, didn't you see that it was clearly written on the sign at the entrance of the village.

With the first, there will be a second.

The elders of a family also wanted to pee, and they also went to find a place to solve it.In the end, he found out sadly that he was also being targeted.

How can this person pee after following him?He turned back angrily and said to those Xuanjia soldiers who followed him: "What's the matter with you, why are you always following me?"

Those Xuanjia soldiers said very bluntly: "I'm sorry, you don't look like a good person at first sight, so we have to keep an eye on it. Maybe you're going to do something bad."

My gosh, I don't look like a nice guy?Is there anyone better than me in this world?
The elder ignored them, turned his back and took out the crime tools to commit the crime.

As a result, he only peed halfway, and was surrounded by those divine armor troops.

"See if you see it or not, let me say that you don't look like a good person, right? You defecate everywhere, and you will be fined a penny. Pay the money quickly."

"What the hell?" The elder immediately became angry.

Where is this rule?He has lived for so many years, and he has never heard of a fine for defecating in public.

Those Xuanjia soldiers took him to the sign at the entrance of the village without any haste, pointed to the words on the sign and said, "Bad old man, you can't read, can you? Did you see... well, I'll read it to you Listen, you are not allowed to defecate anywhere. Do you know me?"

The elder's old face immediately turned red to the base of his neck.

Asshole, simply asshole, isn't it all about money?Do you want to bury people like this?I don't know how to read?I can't read.

This is not only asking for money but also slapping face!Why are people and things related to this process so disgusting?
The elder was simply pissed off.If it wasn't for Cheng Chuli's request, he would have given an order to go back.

The owner of the Lu family is the most depressed. Every time he comes to Chengjia Village, he has to pay for peeing.

Finally, they waited for an hour.

Guangliang finally ran out and said, "Patriarchs, our young master let you in."

"Humph."

These patriarchs and elders were furious.

The heads of each family were about to enter the village with a large group of people, but they were stopped by Guangliang.

The head of the Lu family was angry: "What do you want to do?"

Guangliang said: "Our young master said that only the main personnel can go in, and the others must wait here at the entrance of the village."

"you."

Patriarch Lu almost vomited blood from anger, they have never been so underestimated, and there is a reason for this.

However, when they came to other people's territory, they could only listen to their arrangements.There is nothing they can do.

A family can only arrange two people to go in, and then ask people to carry the money.Hang Chi Hang Chi followed Guang Liang to find Cheng Chuli.

Cheng Chuli is here, Changsun Chong and Li Tai have already played eleven games.

There's no way, Cheng Chuli said, you guys like fighting so much, I'll let you have a good fight once.

Then, the two played eleven games.Let them bet and play.The two cousins ​​were so tired that they didn't want to be human anymore.

As soon as Cheng Chuli saw these Patriarchs approaching, he immediately stood up and cupped his hands and said, "Oh, hello, Patriarchs!"

These patriarchs and elders became angry when they saw Cheng Chuli like that.But it's hard to say anything.

Patriarch Lu stepped forward to salute and said, "Little Marquis, you are really busy! It's really not that difficult to see you."

These people have always been used to being superior.After waiting at the entrance of the village for so long, I still don't have a long memory!

This is so right, how uncomfortable is it for Cheng Chuli to hear it?
Cheng Chuli said: "Patriarch Lu, today my arrangement is to hunt birds. In order to meet you, I will stop hunting birds now. Do you still have any opinions on me?"

Patriarch Lu said: "Don't dare, Cheng Chuli, this doesn't seem like a place to talk about things, does it?"

Cheng Chuli said: "No, here is full of trees and beautiful scenery, I feel very comfortable chatting here. If you have anything to do, just get straight to the point!"

This little bastard, do you treat guests like this?

In fact, Cheng Chuli didn't treat them as guests at all.

The head of the Lu family said: "In that case, I'll just say it straight. Now, the Wang family has agreed not to take [-]% of the shares. Can you give us the shares?"

Cheng Chuli smiled: "Patriarch Lu, you really are a noble person who forgets things! My condition seems to be more than one, right?"

Patriarch Lu asked suspiciously, "What? Isn't that the only condition?"

Cheng Chuli said: "Have you clarified the matter of our grain store? Is your family so irresponsible?"

Forehead?
Those Patriarchs and Elders were stunned.

Cheng Chuli said: "The reputation of our grain store has been ruined by you, saying that our salt is poisonous, how dare those common people buy my grain and salt? If this problem is not resolved, it is impossible for me to cooperate with you."

An elder was angry, but he still suppressed his anger and said: "So, Young Master Cheng, you have no sincerity in cooperating with our family, do you?"

Cheng Chuli laughed and said: "No, I've said it all, as long as you fulfill my request, then we can cooperate right away."

"But the request you put forward, we can't do it at all. Isn't it impossible to reach a cooperation forever?"

Cheng Chuli said indifferently: "Since you can't do it, then you will lose money. On the other hand, if I do this and make your grain store unable to sell rice, you will also find me to settle the score, right?"

There is nothing wrong with what you say, it makes sense.

Dear Patriarchs, you look at me, and I look at you.It seems that people's request is well-founded!
After these guys walked aside to discuss for a while, Patriarch Lu came over and said to Cheng Chuli: "Tell me, how much will it take to solve this matter?"

Cheng Chuli said: "Just give me [-] guan!"

what?
It costs [-] yuan?
Patriarch Lu said: "It's too high, we can only give you ten thousand guan at most."

Cheng Chu immediately said: "Deal, give me the money!"

Forehead?
The faces of all the Patriarchs and Elders suddenly turned black, and they were overwhelmed.

They really couldn't adapt to Cheng Chuli's talking style.

Shouldn't you offer [-] guan, and we should counter-offer [-], and then slowly argue for a long time, and finally make the deal at [-] guan?

With a wave of Patriarch Lu's hand, a small box of gold was brought up, which happened to be worth [-] guan.

"Cheng Chuli, can we talk about the shares now?"

Cheng Chuli said: "[-]% of the shares, a total of [-] yuan, give money. It's agreed, [-]% cannot be given to the Wang family. If you dare to violate our agreement, then our cooperation will be over once."

your sister.

Patriarchs and elders are so depressed.Cheng Chuli was too straightforward.It made them a little afraid to ask for it.I always feel that Cheng Chuli will cheat them.

Cheng Chuli asked someone to bring over the contract, and they took turns to look at it for a long time, before finally signing it very apprehensively.

There is no way, my heart is really hairy!

Cheng Chuli: "Don't worry, I didn't cheat you this time. It's nothing, you can go back."

"Do not."

Patriarch Lu carefully pulled Cheng Chuli aside, looked around, and then whispered: "There is something we want to discuss with you, Young Master."

Cheng Chuli was taken aback for a moment, and said, "What else is there?"

"That's what, it's like this, it's the affairs of the officials of the Ministry of Civil Affairs. Young Master, can you get some people out for us? Let's pay, okay?"

"I'm sorry, I don't have this right. Please go back!" Cheng Chuli said directly.

"No, young master, you handled this case? It's more convenient for you to handle this matter. In this way, those who are greedy too much will be fine, but those who are greedy with little, we hope to be able to fish out, after all If it was a distribution, it would be almost like death."

"Young Lord, behind each of them, there are at least 30 to [-] people involved. If they are distributed, their family members will also be distributed."

Each of these corrupt officials married several concubines.Big and small, old and young, there are indeed dozens of people.

Although these people also enjoyed it, it would be too cruel to let them die.

"Well, it's really pitiful, young master, please help if you can!"

At this time, these Patriarchs lowered their airs one by one, and begged there.

Cheng Chuli's sympathy overflowed, and finally he nodded and asked: "Tell me, how much is it per person? If the price is right, I'll see if I can get you a few."

Patriarchs were overjoyed, and Patriarch Lu said, "How much is [-] yuan per person? How much do we want?"

Cheng Chuli shook his head and said, "Forget it, you guys are not sincere, go back!"

Patriarch Lu said: "One for [-], is it enough sincerity?"

Cheng Chuli knew that these patriarchs were the richest people in Datang, and all of them were masters who could casually spend 2000 to [-] million guan.

Cheng Chuli opened his mouth and said: "One hundred thousand guan, if it is lower than this price, there is no need to talk about it."

"This."

This guy is really a lion!

One hundred thousand per person, this has indeed reached their psychological limit.

The patriarchs hesitated.

The elders of the Lu family rolled their eyes, pulled the heads of the families aside, and whispered to them: "Patriarchs, listen to me, one hundred thousand guan is not expensive, not at all. Don't forget, this kid is now Corruption and bribery. At that time, the money will be buried with him."

All the Patriarchs suddenly became cheerful.

yes!If you file a case, if you embezzle more than [-] coins, you will be chopped off.Now that you have so much corruption and bribery, we will see what you have to say when the time comes.

This money is enough to make their entire Duke Lu's mansion ransacked.As long as they report it in the court, the emperor will not be able to keep him.

Thinking of this, the Patriarchs were all excited.

Patriarch Lu came up, imitating what Cheng Chuli did just now, and said: "Deal."

Ouch, Patriarch Lu suddenly found out that this kind of pretense is really cool.No wonder Cheng Chuli always likes to talk like this.

Cheng Chuli was taken aback for a moment, when did these guys become so cheerful.But he didn't think too much, and the two sides quickly reached an agreement.

Cheng Chuli thought, let's do it if it can be done, and forget it if it can't be done.Anyway, agree first, so that these guys won't be entangled here.Little did he know that there was a conspiracy waiting for him.

At this time, a team of thousands of people dressed strangely happened to be passing through Chengjia Village.

Riding a horse, the person walking in the front of the team is Tubo Grand Minister Lu Dongzan.It was Numzan who was riding beside him.

At this moment, Numusan frowned and said, "President, the Cheng Family Village is ahead, and the Cheng Chuli who disturbed our good affairs lives here."

"Oh?"

Lu Dongzan's eyes lit up, and he said, "Go, lead the way, let's meet him first."

Lu Dongzan was so curious about this five-year-old child.

Soon, they approached the entrance of Chengjia Village.

Fuck, where did this army come from?Dressed so strangely.

The hundreds of people who were left outside by those Patriarchs almost didn't pee in fright.Hastily dodged aside, out of the way.

Ludongzan and Numusan are very satisfied, see?This is us Tibetans.These little Tang people have to get out of the way when they see us.

The heads of these Tibetans were raised even higher.

In Cheng's Village, Yuchi Baolin received the news, she couldn't calm down, and hurriedly assembled the team.Wait here at the entrance of the village.

Soon, Lu Dongzan led people to the entrance of the village, and was stopped by Yuchi Baolin.

Numusan raised his head, looked proud, and said in broken Chinese: "Quickly go and inform your county to wait for Cheng Chuli, and say that Tubo Prime Minister Lu Dongzan is coming to visit."

Tubo elephant?The elephants in Tubo are indeed very famous, and there are also war elephant troops.Yuchi Baolin has heard of this.It's just that he didn't know that Tubo still had such a position as prime minister.

Yuchi Baolin asked with a confused face, "Where is the elephant?"

Numusan was proud as usual, motioned to Ludongzan and said, "This is our Prime Minister of Tubo."

Your sister, can't I tell the difference between a human and an elephant?

Yuchi Baolin felt insulted, if he didn't see that the other party was really from Tubo, he would knock his head off with a blow.

Yuchi Baolin was angry, he knew this Numusan, he was the one who brought someone here to provoke him last time.

Yuchi Baolin didn't even report the notification, and said directly: "Our young master doesn't want to see you, Numusan, you'd better take your elephant and leave!"

What the hell?
At this moment, not only Nu Muzan was angry, but even Lu Dongzan felt insulted.

I am a majestic prime minister of Tubo, and I am here to pay a visit to a small county lord of the Tang Dynasty.You actually drove people away without even notifying them?This is too contemptuous.

Numusan said angrily: "You are so rude. My majestic Tubo Prime Minister came to pay a visit to your little county lord, but you drove him away without even notifying you. What do you mean?"

Marquis of our small county?
Yuchi Baolin was really angry this time, where did these guys come to visit?It was clearly a door-to-door provocation.

Yuchi Baolin said angrily: "Please leave, we, Chengjia Village, do not welcome you."

Numusan suddenly became angry and said, "What's your name? Do you dare to report your name?"

Yuchi Baolin wasn't afraid of him either, and said coquettishly: "You don't change your name when you go down, and you don't change your surname when you're sitting. That's true for Yuchi Baolin."

Lu Dongzan shrank his pupils and asked, "Are you the son of General Yuchi Gong, Yuchi Baolin?"

Yuchi Baolin proudly said: "Exactly."

Lu Dongzan cupped his hands and said, "General Yuchi, please inform me that I, Lu Dongzan, are visiting."

Yuchi Baolin had already regarded them as a provocation.Of course it was impossible to inform him.

Instead, he said directly: "I don't care if you are Ludongzan or Numusan, anyway, we don't welcome you in Chengjia Village, please leave immediately."

Numusan was so angry that his nose was crooked.He said angrily: "General, we are also envoys from Tubo. How dare you treat us like this, aren't you afraid of causing enmity between the two countries?"

Numusan's words immediately frightened Yuchi Baolin.If it is really because of him that the two countries are at odds, he cannot bear the responsibility.

However, he still stuck to his heart and said, "I don't care who you are, anyway, we don't welcome you in Chengjia Village, please leave."

"Damn."

Numzan was completely angry and couldn't speak well.

"Our majestic Tubo Prime Minister came to pay a visit to a small county lord of your family. You are the only one who shows the gate. How dare you stop us. Let me tell you, report to us immediately, otherwise, the consequences will not be yours alone. Gates can afford it."

What the hell?When did I, Yuchi Baolin, become the gatekeeper?

"Ha ha ha ha……"

At this time, the people who the Patriarch stayed at the entrance of the village became melon-eating people. When they heard that Yuchi Baolin was said to be the gatekeeper, they all burst into laughter.

asshole.

Yuchi Baolin was already furious at this moment.However, he really cannot bear the responsibility of causing the two countries to turn against each other.

He had to hold back his anger and said: "Since you are from Tubo, you should go to the palace to meet the emperor. Why are you messing around in our Chengjia Village? Please leave immediately."

"presumptuous."

Numusan really couldn't take it anymore.

"Okay, since you refuse to report, we have no choice but to go in by ourselves. Get out, get out of here."

Numusan roared loudly.

Lu Dongzan was also very disappointed with Yuchi Baolin.Although Yu Chigong's reputation is great, he never expected to give birth to such a son.

At this moment, Yuchi Baolin really didn't know what to do.These people cannot be beaten or scolded.You ask him to leave and he doesn't leave.What should I do if I have to forcefully break into it?
These people are so unreasonable.

Yuchi Baolin said loudly: "Array, block them. You can only block them, don't do anything."

Yuchi Baolin really felt aggrieved by giving such an order, but there was nothing she could do.

Those Xuanjia soldiers didn't ride horses at this time, and when they heard the order, they immediately lined up, blocking the road into the village.

Numusan was furious.

"Bastards, you bastards, get out of the way, get out of the way."

Numusan jumped off his horse.Go to the front of these Xuanjia troops.A slap was slapped on the face of a Xuanjia soldier.

The Xuanjia soldier's body was tilted, but soon he stood up straight again and stood in the original position.

Numusan became even more angry.It was a crackling slap to these Xuanjia soldiers.Beating and scolding at the same time.

"Bastard, get out of the way, you bastards..."

Although the faces of these Xuanjia soldiers were all swollen, none of them gave up their positions.Just gritted his teeth and stood there motionless, letting him whip and scold.

"Hahahaha... Yuchi Baolin, haven't you always been awesome? What's wrong today? So you're just a cowardly guy, do you get scared when you see foreigners? Haha, you're such a coward. "

The people from the aristocratic families who were watching laughed loudly at this moment.It's completely the rhythm of watching the excitement and not taking too much trouble.

Yuchi Baolin is so hot!

At this moment, he really hoped that Cheng Chuli would be here. If Cheng Chuli was here, as long as he gave an order to kill them all, he would do it immediately.

But without Cheng Chuli's order, Yuchi Baolin really didn't dare.

"stop……"

Yuchi Baolin roared loudly.

Numusan stopped his hands and looked at Yuchi Baolin.

Yuchi Baolin's eyes were red.He gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll report to you. Old Niu, go and tell the young master that the elephants from Tubo are visiting."

"it is good."

The Xuanjia soldier named Lao Niu agreed, turned around and ran away.

This old cow is the Xuanjia soldier who was slapped several times by Numusan just now.At this moment, one side of his face was swollen.

In other words, Cheng Chuli just talked with these Patriarchs here.

The Xuanjia soldier named Lao Niu ran over from a distance and shouted: "Young Lord, the little Lord is not good..."

Cheng Chuli was taken aback for a moment, and looked up at the old cow.

The old cow ran over and said, "Young Lord, it's not good. There is an elephant called Tubo who brought thousands of horses to our Chengjia Village to make trouble?"

Elephants in Tibet?
At this time, there are many question marks on the heads of everyone present.

Cheng Chuli's face turned cold: "What Tubo elephant? Make it clear."

Lao Niu quickly explained: "What did he say his name is Ludongzan? I don't understand what Tubo elephants are. Anyway, we don't let them in if we don't see the elephants. Then he beat us , swollen our faces, you see."

The old cow pointed to his face and said.

Fuck, it turned out to be Lu Dongzan.

Wei Wang Li Tai stood up and said angrily: "What is the Tubo elephant? It's the Tubo prime minister. A bunch of local leopards."

Cheng Chuli doesn't care what Tubo elephants and elephants are. When he saw the old cow's face was swollen, he became very angry: "Damn, how dare you come to Cheng's village to beat my people. Go, clean up!" They go."

"Eh."

When the old cow heard this, he nodded excitedly.It seems that this kind of thing still has to go to the young master.

Cheng Chuli was furious, and led a group of people towards the entrance of the village.Behind him was a group of Patriarchs who were about to watch the excitement.

　There are more than 6000 characters in the chapter, and I can’t write [-] today, and I don’t have enough time.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)