Became a prodigy in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 162 Committed a capital crime again

"Huh? So this thing is really so precious? Oh, what a pity, what a pity."

After hearing Cheng Chuli's words, those officials all sighed with grief.

Li Er's unrealistic thoughts were instantly dispelled by Cheng Chuli's words.Sitting back on the dragon chair, he looked at the depressed Li Junxian.

Said: "Li Junxian, you go down first! Later I will get you a better knife than this one."

Ok!

Li Junxian bowed his hands to Li Er very depressed, turned and left the Tai Chi Hall.When approaching the gate.A childish voice came over.

"Uncle Li, I will pay you back with a precious sword ten times better than yours."

real or fake?In this world, is there a knife more than ten times better than mine?
However, the credibility of this kid's words is quite high.

Li Junxian turned around, cupped his hands to Cheng Chuli from a distance and said, "Thank you then."

There's no way, Cheng Chuli's operation made him miserable.I really feel sorry for not paying him the whole good knife.

After watching Li Junxian leave, Cheng Chuli said: "Now, uncles and uncles, you should believe Xiao Chuli's words! You see, in order to prove it to you, I even destroyed Uncle Li's treasured sword."

You might as well not prove it. This proof made the officials even more depressed.

The value of this thing itself is comparable to gold, and if it is made by such hands that want money, how expensive is it?Even if you can afford it, it can hurt your heart to death, right?

Cheng Chuli said: "Uncles, in fact, the reason why I want to prove it to everyone is to tell everyone that this kind of material is too precious for us to use. I am also willing to use it because it is given to the emperor and my father. Made of this kind of material. After all, the more precious the better for gifts. The cost of one piece of this thing is nearly [-] guan.”

My God, just this little gadget, [-] yuan apiece?Who can afford it?

Those officials all looked at Cheng Chuli very depressed.This kid thinks we are not depressed enough, right?

Knowing that we can't afford it, but still pretending to be aggressive, isn't this trying to depress us to death?
Cheng Chuli continued: "Actually, the small torches we usually use are as long as they are practical, and there is no need to use such precious materials. Therefore, I now have three materials for everyone to choose from.

The first one is made of stainless steel, which is similar to steel, but it will not rust and is slightly lighter than steel.It is the best material except titanium alloy.The cost is about [-] yuan each.If anyone wants to make it custom-made, just give me a deposit of [-] guan each. "

"Oh? Three thousand sticks?"

Everyone's eyes lit up. Although they still felt a little heartbroken, they could still afford it after all.

Cheng Chuli continued to introduce to them that the price of pure iron is [-] guan.

Huh?
Everyone's eyes became brighter.

In the end, of course, it is made of plastic, and it is also the cheapest. It only costs a thousand pennies.

One thousand strings?

Although it is still heartbreaking to buy, it is basically affordable for everyone.

These guys, the more they listen, the more excited they become.At the last thought of charging, all of them lost their excitement.

Cheng Chuli finally said: "Because this thing is made to order, I will make it according to your requirements. If you have an electric car that can be charged, then I will make a rechargeable one for you.

In addition, in order to take care of those friends who do not have electric vehicles to charge, I will create a battery that can be replaced for everyone.After the battery is used up, just take it out and throw it away, and then go to our Chengjia store to buy a new battery and put it in, and it will be ready for use.Very convenient.

If anyone of you makes this kind of small flashlight, then I will make batteries in the future and sell them to everyone in Cheng's shop.The price of this battery is not cheap, two batteries cost ten pennies.

Overall, it's still pretty expensive to use.Those who have the conditions can come to me to place an order, and those who don't have the conditions can forget it. "

The eyes of these officials all lit up when Cheng Chuli flickered.

This Cheng Chuli is really considerate, and he can even make us a battery that can be replaced.Isn't it just one thousand coins?Buy, must buy.

With this gadget, I can go out at any time at night in the future, and I am not afraid of stepping on snakes even when walking.

Zhangsun Wuji ran out excitedly and asked, "Cheng Chuli, can this thing be produced in a factory? Count me in."

Cheng Chuli shook his head and said: "There is no way to mass-produce this thing, I just respond to the emperor's call and try my best to satisfy the officials in the court.

Others should not come to me to buy.Even if he came to me, I wouldn't do it for him.This thing is really hard to make, otherwise, I don't need Zhao Guogong to ask, I would have built a factory and mass-produced it long ago. "

This time, these officials finally no longer have any worries.One by one screamed and said they wanted to place an order.

Li Er knocked on the table and said: "Okay, okay, let's stop here about the small flashlight! Who wants to place an order? You can send the money to the Ganlu Palace within the next three days.

I will arrange someone there to help you record and collect money.Then hand over your order to Cheng Chuli for you to make.Only three days, so hurry up if you want to buy.After three days, I don't care about this matter. "

This Li Er is really a good emperor.You see, it is purely for the lighting of these officials.He was so caring and offered to help for free.

Hearing the words, the officials quickly bowed their hands to Li Er and thanked him loudly.

Not to mention, if Li Er hadn't said something about this, Cheng Chuli really wouldn't have made this wave of money.

After all, reselling something in a certain treasure is not a long-term solution.Although it can make a wave of quick money, follow-up problems are probably inevitable.

For example, if the flashlight is broken, who wants to throw away such an expensive thing?At that time, he will definitely come to ask him to help with repairs or something, so he will have to be busy.

Li Er waited for them to finish thanking them, and then said loudly: "Okay, our court meeting today officially begins now, all my loves, do you have a book to play?"

Then, some officials stepped forward to perform their duties step by step.What he said had nothing to do with Cheng Chuli.

Cheng Chuli started to yawn after listening.No way, never got up so early.

If it's about his interest or something related to him, it's about the same.Listening to these old men rambling here and there, they don't know what he wants to say.

These guys can't speak like they are shown on TV, with articulate words, clear handwriting, and clear expressions.

In fact, as long as Cheng Chuli was a little distracted, the next moment he couldn't understand what they were saying.

It was too exhausting to listen to these guys, Cheng Chuli felt drowsy but didn't dare to sleep.If he really fell asleep and was seen by the emperor, it is estimated that his butt will bloom.

However, it is really difficult!Once this sleepy person comes, it's really not something you can stand up to if you think about it.

Fortunately, Cheng Chuli was small, so he backed up slowly, backed up slowly.Stepping back and forth, he retreated behind those officials.

There are several rows of officials, so it is no problem to help block Li Er's view.

Suddenly, Cheng Chuli's eyes lit up.Pillars, big pillars.Hiding behind a big pillar to sleep, Li Er would definitely not be able to see it.

Then he ran over, sat under the pillar with his back against the pillar, and dozed off.

As I said before, if you don't listen carefully, you won't understand what they are saying.Therefore, the officials behind listened very attentively.They didn't even notice that there was a kid sleeping under the pillar behind them.

Slowly, although some officials saw it, they all adopted the attitude of having nothing to do with themselves and hanging on high.

There is no way, everyone knows that this is the youngest son of Duke Lu's family, and their officials are too young to be offended.

In fact, this is not a question of whether to provoke or not.Something is going on ahead, you suddenly jumped out and said, Your Majesty, there is a kid sleeping here.

Well, he doesn't know what will happen to the sleeping child.

A villain who likes to report, you must have left this impression in the hearts of the emperor and the officials.

Well, anyway, I don't know why, but no one reported on Cheng Lili.He leaned there, and really fell asleep in a daze.

Cheng Yaojin listened very attentively there, and didn't even know that his son was lost.Well, it is possible that he has already forgotten that he brought his son to court today.

Things were solved one after another.Finally, no one jumped out to play things anymore.

Li Er then said: "Today, I want to announce one thing to everyone. It is the matter of governing corrupt officials in the Ministry of Civil Affairs. This matter was originally in charge of Cheng Chuli, so I feel that this matter has to be handed over to him." It's best to take care of it. Therefore..."

When Li Er said this, he subconsciously looked at Cheng Yaojin, and then he couldn't continue.

"Cheng Zhijie, where is your youngest son?"

Forehead?
Cheng Yaojin instantly became the focus of everyone's attention.

Cheng Yaojin looked around suspiciously, huh?Where is my son?Where is my son?

Cheng Yaojin's eyes widened in an instant, and he quickly asked the generals beside him in a low voice: "Brothers, can you see my son?"

Li Jing and Qin Qiong all shook their heads in confusion, expressing that they didn't know.

Cheng Yaojin became nervous in an instant, this is going up, how could he go up and lose his son?
How can you be ashamed in this court?This is really a miracle through the ages.

How is this going?Li Er also became nervous, and said angrily: "What are you doing there? Why don't you hurry up and look for it?"

Then, the officials in the entire court looked left and right, looking around.

"Your Majesty, he's here!" an official behind shouted loudly.

Then, everyone followed the voice and looked at the official.

Then, everyone was dumbfounded.

I saw a child leaning on the pillar, sleeping soundly, and spitting bubbles out of his mouth!

Immediately, the expressions of the officials in the hall became strange.

There are those who hold back their laughter, and those who gloat.Of course, there are many worries.Anyway, there are different expressions, and there are all kinds of looks.

What's more, it was a sly smile showing a successful trick.

Yes, when Cheng Chuli sneaked over to sleep, many of them saw it.But they just didn't say anything, didn't remind them, they just waited for this moment!

At this moment, being caught by the emperor, the emperor was furious, see if you are still alive?
And Li Er, that's a dumbass!He has been in court for decades, and has been emperor for several years.It's the first time I've seen such a thing.

"Bastard, the officials on the left and right, wake him up quickly."

Seeing that the emperor was angry, the officials next to him hurriedly kicked Cheng Chuli carefully with their feet.Cheng Chuli didn't respond at all.

The official could only squat down, patted his face lightly, and shouted: "Get up, the emperor is calling you!"

Cheng Chuli finally reacted, he waved his hand and said, "Don't make trouble, let's go to sleep!"

As he spoke, he turned sideways and continued to blow bubbles.

Cheng Yaojin is so anxious!He really wanted to run over and pick him up.However, above the court, it is not allowed to run around.

Otherwise, everyone would swarm over to watch, and it would be a mess.

Li Er, who was sitting on the dragon chair, looked more and more ugly.

The official saw it, and quickly increased his strength and voice: "Hey, hey, get up, the emperor is calling you!"

Forehead?
Cheng Chuli finally opened his confused eyes, looked at the official and said, "What are you doing? Who are you? Uh? No..."

Cheng Chuli suddenly looked at Li Er who was sitting on the high seat, and sure enough, he saw Li Er staring at him with angry eyes.

Cheng Chuli quickly got up, ran to Cheng Yaojin's place quickly, and hid behind Cheng Yaojin's butt.

"Hey... Your Majesty... So what... Hey..."

Cheng Yaojin didn't know what to say, so he could only protect Cheng Chuli at the back, looked at Li Er, and smirked there.

In that way, it is comparable to a hen guarding its offspring.

Li Er was quite angry at first, after all, sleeping in the court hall was equivalent to slapping him, the emperor, in the face.

But when he saw Cheng Chuli's funny and cute look when he woke up.I couldn't laugh or cry immediately.

Think about what others say is also a child, he is a majestic emperor, why care about a child with others?
"Okay, time is running out, let's hurry up and get down to business! Well, I was just talking about, well, about the corrupt officials from the Ministry of Civil Affairs..."

At this time, a speech officer came out, bowed his hands to Li Er, and interrupted him directly: "Your Majesty, Cheng Chuli is sleeping in the court hall. This is an act of contempt for the court without discipline, without the emperor's eyes. It is disrespectful." , must be severely punished. Use it as an example.”

What Cheng Yaojin and his military brothers were worried about still happened.

The emperor doesn't care about it, why are you jumping out here and making a fuss?Cheng Yaojin and the others stared angrily at the speaker.

However, the speaker was not afraid of them at all, and instead responded with a provocative smile.Cheng Yaojin and the others were immediately furious.

Li Er's face darkened, he stared at the speaker and asked, "Then tell me, according to the laws of the Tang Dynasty, how should this matter be handled?"

The official said: "Reporting to Your Majesty, this is a lack of manners before the emperor, lawlessness, contempt for the emperor, contempt for the court, disrespect, and the crime of deceiving the emperor. According to the law, it should be executed."

(End of this chapter)