Became a prodigy in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 309 I'll Take You to Slap Cheng Chuli in the Face (Fourth Update Please Subscribe)
In Ganlu Palace, everyone was quite speechless, neither this nor that, what should we do?

The matter of land annexation had just been resolved, and another incident came up, and they all felt that the position of this official was a bit powerless.

Li Shimin's face was gloomy and terrifying, and he asked in a deep voice, "What's the matter? Can't you give me a good idea for such a simple matter?"

There is one more sentence he didn't say, so what use is there for me to ask you?

The ministers are also quite speechless, is this simple for you?This is simply an unsolvable thing, okay?

Wei Zheng's eyes rolled, and he thought about it, stepped forward and cupped his hands and said, "Your Majesty, the Tubo army itself was sent by Cheng Chuli. Therefore, I think it's better to discuss this matter with Duke Zhong."

As soon as Wei Zheng said this, Changsun Wuji and other ministers immediately gave him a compliment.

At the critical moment, Zheng Guogong is still strong!
Cheng Yaojin was eager to step forward and give him a kick, what are you talking about my youngest son if you have nothing to do?
What's the use of calling him for such an obviously unsolvable thing, it's clearly to drag him into the water!
Li Shimin is quite angry!
"I have to find Cheng Chuli for everything, so what do I need you for? Don't forget, he has already mentioned twice, asking me to remove all of you great scholars, are you all shameless?"

When Wei Zheng heard this, he immediately felt ashamed.

Yes!

If Cheng Chuli came over and settled the matter again, where would they put the face of these great scholars?
Cheng Chuli blatantly said that these great Confucian scholars are useless.Are we really going to take this statement seriously?

In the hall, no one dared to speak.

Li Shimin also felt that what he said was a bit too much.He softened his tone and said: "Think about it carefully, there must be a solution. This matter should not be more difficult to solve than the matter of annexing the land, right?"

This is of course not a level problem, but they can't think of a solution!
A group of guys thought about it for a whole day, and finally decided that this problem is really unsolvable, no matter what you do, it will not work.

Finally, Yuwen Shiji stood up and said: "Your Majesty, I believe that the only way to solve this problem is that we don't want people anymore, and let Tubo deal with it as it wants!"

no more?
Everyone couldn't help but nodded when they heard the words. For now, this is the only way.

Li Shimin became angry as soon as he heard it, and almost fainted from the anger.

If you do this, why would I ask you?
I fucking sent so many troops there, spent so much money, and killed so many people.Been playing for so long.

Now you let me choose to give up, isn't it for nothing?Then I might as well just not fight in the first place!
"You, you have been thinking for a long time, is this the answer you gave me?"

A group of people suddenly stopped talking.

Li Shimin was so angry that he wanted to hit someone with something.

In the end, there was really no other way, and he said, "I'll give you one more night. If you still can't come up with a perfect solution tomorrow, then let's go to Chengjia Village to find Cheng Chuli."

Li Shimin's words are also equivalent to threats.

In one night, if you still can't think of a way, then I will take you there to slap Cheng Chuli in the face.

The faces of a group of ministers were all ugly, and they kept slandering in their hearts, as if looking for Cheng Chuli, Cheng Chuli must have a solution.

The next morning, Li Shimin brought the matter to the court for discussion.

The result is very regrettable, no official can give a perfect solution.

Li Shimin was disappointed.

After going to court, he took a dozen or so court officials and drove straight to Chengjia Village.

When they went to Chengjia Village and asked, Cheng Chuli was not in the village at all.But in the cotton field at the east end of the village.

oh!It turned out that this kid was taking the villagers to collect cotton!
Li Shimin led more than a dozen gangsters straight to the cotton field.

On the way, they saw villagers pulling ox carts and carrying carts of cotton.Pull towards Wannian Co., Ltd.

What a bountiful harvest!It's refreshing to watch.

This time, Li Shimin made a private visit through Weibo.Although he was dressed gracefully and luxuriously, he did not wear a dragon robe or a crown.

In Chengjia Village, the villagers have seen many people dressed like this.

As the saying goes, what is rare is often strange.

Therefore, their arrival did not cause a stir.

Changsun Wuji stopped a villager who was pulling cotton and asked, "Hi fellow, we want to find Mr. Zhong, where is Mr. Zhong?"

The villager pointed to the cotton field and said, "In the cotton field ahead, you can find out when you get there."

After Changsun Wuji thanked the villager, several cars continued to move forward.

The car came to the edge of the cotton field, and there was no way to drive any more.

A group of people got out of the car and asked a woman who was picking cotton where Cheng Chuli was.

A group of people walked into the cotton field, and most of them saw women collecting cotton there.

Wei Zheng, Kong Yingda and the others looked ugly, how could they let women show their faces to do this kind of work?

In their thinking, women cook and take care of their children at home.This kind of work must be done by men.

Well, the future island nation has learned this very well and demonstrated it vividly.

As soon as Changsun Wuji saw their appearance, he could immediately guess what they were thinking.Knowing that Wei Zheng's old trolling addiction has come up again.

Changsun Wuji quietly pulled Wei Zheng aside and said, "Old man Wei, what do you want to do? Let me tell you, don't try to die. If you try to die again, I can guarantee that this time your troll department will never be able to keep it." , do you believe it or not?"

Yes, Cheng Chuli mentioned it earlier that Wei Zheng, the troll department, would be abolished.The emperor himself didn't like this department very much.

If Wei Zheng dared to die again, and Cheng Chuli went crazy again, his troll department might really lose its hold.

Wei Zheng felt quite uncomfortable after hearing Changsun Wuji's words!Seeing injustice, but can't manage it.This feeling is more uncomfortable than killing him!
However, in the end he decided to accept Changsun Wuji's suggestion, and kept his mouth shut.

They asked people as they walked, and finally found Cheng Chuli. When they saw Cheng Chuli for the first time, they were all shocked.

What is this kid doing?

I saw Cheng Chuli squatting half down on the ground with six children a little older than him, having a great time playing.

That's right, Cheng Chuli was playing marbles.

Draw a large circle on a small flat ground, and dig a small hole in the middle of the large circle.

Then, the seven children played marbles in the circle.Whoever's marble is knocked out of the circle will lose your marble.

Li Shimin and a bunch of bosses were stunned when they saw it!

Yes, Cheng Chuli looks like a child on the surface.But in their hearts, they no longer regard him as a child at all!

How can you play with mud?
A group of people came over.Attracting Cheng Chuli's attention, Cheng Chuli raised his head.He said very unexpectedly: "Hey, your majesty, father, why are you here?"

When the other six children heard that there was an emperor among these people, they were so frightened that they ran away without saying a word.

No matter how loudly Cheng Chuli yelled, he couldn't call back.

Cheng Chuli's complexion suddenly turned ugly.These guys don't come early or late, why did he come here when he was addicted to beating?
Yes, Cheng Chuli's thinking is adult.But the body is still a child, and if it is a child, it will have a childlike nature.

He finally found a chance to hide here and play marbles, but he was disturbed by Cheng Yaojin who came out halfway.Did you say it's hot or not?

After a group of people were stunned for a while, Cheng Yaojin came out with a strange expression and said, "You boy, what are you doing here?"

Cheng Chuli said angrily, "Playing marbles, what are you doing?"

As soon as Cheng Yaojin saw the marbles on the ground, he immediately picked them up, and exclaimed: "Boy, the marbles you are talking about are not the same thing, are they?"

Cheng Chuli said, "That's right, what's the problem?"

My gosh!
This marble is so beautiful, colorful and crystal clear.Any one of them is worth a lot of money, but this kid actually used it to bump it on the ground for fun.

In fact, only a small part of Cheng Chuli's glassware is sold in Datang.

Therefore, the price of Datang's glass products has remained high.

Like the marble in Cheng Yaojin's hand, it's no problem to sell it for a penny or two.This is still the present, if it were changed before, it is completely possible to sell it at a sky-high price.

This thing is much more beautiful than those pearls and agates.

The most important thing is that the current Datang doesn't produce this thing at all, and Cheng Chuli bought it temporarily in a certain treasure to play with.

This is even more precious.

Cheng Yaojin shouted: "What's the problem? It's a big problem. You prodigal, such a precious thing. You throw it on the ground and bump it. What if it breaks?"

Cheng Chuli said angrily, "If you crash it, you'll crash it. It's no big deal."

Cheng Yaojin almost died of anger at his words.

"You brat, do you know how much this little thing is worth?"

When Cheng Chuli heard it, his eyes lit up immediately.

Immediately digging and digging on his body, he took out a handful of marbles.

He walked up to Li Shimin first, handed Li Shimin one and said, "Your Majesty, this one is for you."

My God, this thing is so beautiful, Li Shimin didn't want it at first, so he couldn't help reaching out and holding it in his hand.

Then, Cheng Chuli gave one to his eldest grandson Wuji, Wei Zheng, Fang Xuanling and the others.

After all the bosses here have a marble in their hands.

Cheng Chuli dug and dug on his body again, and took out another handful of marbles.

"See? Pinball, as long as you beat me, these marbles will be yours. Come or not?"

Ouch hello.

Everyone was overwhelmed by the marble caught in Cheng Chuli's hand.

These marbles are so beautiful, each one is crystal clear and colorful, and it looks even more beautiful in the sun.

When these big guys saw it, they couldn't help but swallow hard.

Li Shimin also thought it was quite fun, he looked at the marbles in his hand and asked, "How to play?"

"Oh, my uncle the emperor is interested. Do you see this circle? Do you see the small hole in the middle of the circle? Let's play from the outside of the circle to this small hole, whose marbles are closest to this small hole. hit first.

Pay attention, here comes the point.

Whoever's marbles can be hit into the hole can use a palm to measure a little closer.Each person can only hit the same marble twice. If someone hits the marble out of the circle, then your marble belongs to the opponent.How about it?Is it fun? "

Li Shimin smiled and said: "Hey, it's fun, then I'll play with you. Don't cry if you lose."

In Li Shimin's opinion, it is impossible for an adult to lose to a child like Cheng Chuli in this game.

But how did he know that adults really couldn't beat children with this kind of thing.

Cheng Chuli said speechlessly: "Who is crying and doesn't know! Come on, let's start."

Then, the two squatted on the ground and played.

A bunch of bosses are quite speechless!They all stood there watching the two play.

You have an emperor and a duke, but you are squatting here and playing with mud. Don’t you think this picture is too inconsistent?
Cheng Chuli came first and gave Li Shimin a demonstration.

His marble bounced directly to the place only a few inches from the hole.

Li Shimin also imitated his appearance at a glance, and flicked the marbles over.

As a result, his marbles were also very close to the hole, but it was obvious that Cheng Chuli was closer.

"Hey, I'm the leader, I'll come first."

Cheng Chuli happily ran over and picked up his marbles...

Judging from the distance, Cheng Chuli bounced into the hole first, and then used a palm to measure the marbles that hit Li Shimin, which was relatively close.

Just when everyone thought he was going to bounce into the hole, Cheng Chuli aimed directly at Li Shimin's marble.

There was only a bang, and the two marbles touched lightly, making a crisp sound.

Then the distance between the two marbles was very close, Cheng Chuli picked up his own marble, aimed at Li Shimin's marble, and shot it fiercely.

He only heard a bang, and Li Shimin's marbles were thrown out of the circle by him.

"Hey, I won. Your Majesty, this marble of yours is mine now."

Everyone is speechless, is it that simple?
Li Shimin was also very speechless, lost all his capital, and had nothing to play.

Cheng Chuli saw that Li Shimin had no more marbles, so he took out two more marbles and said to him: "Your Majesty, I will give you two more, and we will play again. If you are capable of winning as much as I can, I will give you as much as you want, but if you continue If you lose, then you don’t have to give it away.”

No way, who made it so that only Li Shimin is willing to play with him here!

Li Shimin nodded with a smile and said, "Okay, then come again."

Li Shimin really didn't believe that he could lose to a child in this game.

Changsun Wuji said: "Can I participate too?"

No way, these marbles are too precious.Winning one is two money!
Well, it's not about money, he just wants to get the marbles.

(End of this chapter)