Became a prodigy in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 347 The Battle of the Gate Gods
In Cheng Chuli's yard, Cheng Chuli was drinking tea with Li Chengqian and Li Tai.Suddenly, a large group of people rushed in.

The three of Cheng Chuli are very confused!How is this going?Have we stabbed the official nest?

When he saw Cheng Chuli, Cheng Yaojin became very angry!When he came up, he hit the back of his head hard.

"Boy, hurry up and tell the truth, why doesn't the door god have your father?"

"Ouch, it hurts."

Cheng Chuli pointed to Cheng Yaojin and said: "Father, you are finished, you are finished. I am stupid, I was stupid by you! You promised the emperor not to slap the back of my head. Now you are making me stupid , the emperor will never let you go, you are finished!"

What the hell?This is stupid?I just took a quick shot, why is it so easy to be stupid?
Cheng Yaojin was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he was played by this brat.

I couldn't help being angry and said, "Well, you brat, you were born by my father, and it is only right for me to beat my son. Don't change the subject, tell me quickly, why is your father not included in the door god portrait? Tell me quickly, if you don't talk about me, I still smoke Do you believe it or not?"

As soon as the words fell, a voice came from the gate of the yard: "You try to draw another one."

Although the voice was not loud, it revealed endless majesty and quickly attracted the attention of everyone present.

Cheng Yaojin was just about to say try it, but when he looked back, hey.

"No, Your Majesty, why are you here?"

Cheng Yaojin's face was uglier than crying.

Changsun Wuji and others hurried up to salute: "I have seen Your Majesty."

Li waved his hands and said, "There is no need to be too polite."

Then he walked up, looked at Cheng Yaojin and said, "Why are you here? If you don't come, you can smoke with confidence? Right?"

"No, Your Majesty, just kidding, just kidding, hey, hey, hey, hey..."

Li Erhuo said: "Didn't I tell you not to hit the back of his head?"

Cheng Yaojin said hastily: "No, isn't it easy there?"

"If you fight again in the future, I will never forgive you."

Li Er said very seriously.

Not to mention, he was really worried that Cheng Chuli would be fooled, and it would be a big loss.

"Yes, I must bear in mind the teachings of the emperor."

Cheng Yaojin quickly admitted his mistake.

At this moment, everyone's eyes fell back on Cheng Chuli.

Li Er is also very curious!

"Xiao Chuli, I really want to know, why are Yu Chigong and Qin Shubao the only door gods?"

"Yeah yeah!"

Everyone looked at Cheng Chuli very curiously.

Cheng Chuli was quite speechless!
"No, uncles and uncles, so many of you are here for this purpose?"

There is another sentence that Cheng Chuli didn't dare to say, you guys are really not doing business properly!
A group of people suddenly had a black line at one end.

Is this thing small?

As long as you can become a door god, it will be a great event to become famous and become a household name!

But it's easy to say that he doesn't sound good!

In front of the emperor, a group of old guys were turned green by Cheng Chuli's words.

Cheng Yaojin reprimanded: "Stinky boy, don't worry about the rest, just answer the emperor's words quickly."

Cheng Chuli said: "Uncles, don't you all want to be door gods?"

Changsun Wuji didn't feel ashamed anymore, anyway, everyone thought so.

"That's right! Why can't we be door gods? Others don't talk about it, let's talk about your father. Your father is not much worse than Yu Chigong and Qin Shubao, right? Why can't he be a door god?"

"Okay, since everyone wants to know, then I'll tell you something to convince you."

Cheng Chuli said as he returned to his stone table and sat down.

Li Shimin also came over and sat opposite Cheng Chuli.

Cheng Chuli poured him a cup of tea, poured one himself, took a sip, and then said: "Actually, there is a story about the door god."

Then, all the gangsters in the court stood in the yard, listening to Cheng Chuli's stories like elementary school students.

"By the way, there is such a wise and mighty emperor..."

Elder Li's face on the opposite side turned red.

Cheng Chuli continued: "What about this wise and mighty emperor, he is so worried because the people don't have enough to eat and don't wear warm clothes. He is so worried that he can't sleep. He is getting thinner day by day."

"Then, when the officials under him saw him like that, they were anxious! But is anxiety useful? This insomnia is insomnia, and there is no cure for insomnia. What should I do?"

"Yes, what should I do?"

A group of people stretched their necks, waiting for Cheng Chuli's next words.

Cheng Chuli rolled his eyes with contempt.

"It's not that you don't know the matter, what are you pretending to do here?"

A group of people looked confused.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Li Er laughed loudly and said: "Okay, I will tell you the rest."

A group of people looked at Li Shimin very curiously.

Li Shimin said: "Later, this wise man... no, cough cough... the emperor has two loyal ministers, one is Qin Shubao and the other is Yuchi Jingde."

"They said to the emperor, Your Majesty! You can sleep peacefully, and the two of us will guard the gate for you. I promise that no monsters, monsters, or ghosts will disturb you."

"Then, when the emperor was sleeping, these two stood by the door to guard the emperor. In the end, hey, I don't know why, anyway, the emperor really fell asleep in the end, and he slept very soundly .”

"Oh! Your Majesty, so that's what you're talking about! I know about it, and it happened two years ago!"

Cheng Yaojin interrupted, and said carelessly there.

After being reminded by Li Shimin and Cheng Yaojin, everyone finally remembered this matter.

"Oh! It turns out that because Shubao and Yuchi Heizi guarded the door for His Majesty, they became the door gods? We can also guard the door for His Majesty, right?
Xiao Chuli, do you think this is good?You add my portrait, I will guard the door for His Majesty from this evening, and keep guarding for a month, how about it? "

Changsun Wuji said brazenly.At this moment, those who want to face are fools.

Wei Zheng said: "That's right, that's right, Shubao and Yuchi Heizi just guarded the door for Your Majesty for a few days. We will guard for Your Majesty for a month, no, I will guard for Your Majesty for half a year, and you add my portrait."

Changsun Wuji was quite speechless!I thought I was shameless enough, who knew that you, Wei Zheng, were more ruthless than me.

Just kidding, if it is for money, there is absolutely no shadow of Wei Zheng here.But for the sake of fame, Wei Zheng must be the first to rush to the front.

Above the court, many things are said in a high-sounding manner, and the faces of the people are red-faced, isn't it all for the sake of fame?
In fact, who doesn't know who is a little bit small in his heart?That's the real shamelessness.what is this?
It's not a good thing to say.Everyone has been eating in the same pot for so long, who doesn't know who?

Li Shimin was beside him, and he couldn't laugh or cry when he heard that.

He didn't even know what to say about these guys.Could it be that if he was asked to jump out and stop these guys, then he, the emperor, would not be hated to death by these courtiers?

In fact, Li Shimin also wanted Cheng Chuli to turn their portraits into door gods.The reputation of these courtiers is high, which is definitely a good thing for him, the emperor.

Maybe it can become a good story through the ages!

Anyway, just a word, Li Shimin doesn't want to stop this matter, and he can't stop it.

Cheng Chuli finally found a chance to speak.

"Everyone, be quiet for a moment, this story hasn't finished yet, what are you in a hurry for?"

"What? The story isn't over yet?"

Most guys stared at Cheng Chuli with wide eyes.

Cheng Chuli said: "This matter was later spread to the sky, and the Jade Emperor in the sky knew about it. The Jade Emperor was very moved.

I appreciate Yu Chigong and Qin Shubao's approach very much.So they were named door gods, and as long as their portraits were pasted on the door, the house could be kept safe. "

gah...

As soon as Cheng Chuli said this, everyone at the scene was stunned, with a look of bewilderment on their faces!

No, Shubao and Yuchi Heizi really became gods?

These people look at me and I look at you, they are quite speechless!
I believe you, you bastard, you are very bad.

Cheng Chuli doesn't care whether you believe it or not, anyway, he said that to make his door gods famous. As long as this news spreads, they can sell as much as they want in the future.

But these people don't believe it, some people believe it!

These two people are Li Shimin and Cheng Yaojin.After all, the two of them knew that Cheng Chuli had been to the God Realm.

Cheng Chuli's words scared the two of them enough.

If these two people really become gods, how can we get along with them in the future?

It doesn't matter much to Cheng Yaojin, after all, we are brothers, if you become a god, you will become a god, just take care of your brothers.

But Li Shimin can't do it!I am the emperor!There are two people who have become gods under my command, how do you want me to use them?
This matter is too serious.

Li Shimin looked at Cheng Chuli very nervously, and asked in a low voice: "Chuli, this matter is not a joke! Is what you said true?"

Cheng Chuli rolled his eyes at him with contempt, this look said everything.

Cheng Chuli's eyes mean that Li Jing has become the king of Tota in the sky, can I tell you about this?

However, Li Shimin misunderstood.He misunderstood that Cheng Chuli was helping him solve the matter, and deliberately fooled them.

Oh!
Li Shimin let out a long sigh of relief.This kid wants to scare people to death!

But Changsun Wuji and Wei Zheng are all in a daze at the moment, how can this matter be fixed?
It's no use asking Cheng Chuli for this matter!It seems that even looking for the emperor can't solve it, so I have to go to the Jade Emperor.

But the Jade Emperor, who can find him?

Oh, by the way, the Jade Emperor can't be found, so it should be possible to find Cheng Chuli.

Isn't he a Datang prodigy?If you need to find him, you must be right.

Changsun Wuji said: "Xiao Chuli, since this is the case, how do you think this matter will be resolved?"

Li Shimin also looked at Cheng Chuli, if this matter is not resolved, it will be very difficult for him to be an emperor!
If Cheng Chuli didn't help them solve it, they would definitely come to him, the emperor, later.

Cheng Chuli patted his head and said, "This is it! It's not impossible to solve it."

Is there really a solution?
The eyes of a group of people suddenly brightened.

"Speak quickly, how to solve it?"

Cheng Chuli said: "Let's do this! The two of you will form a team and take turns guarding the door for the emperor, and the other team will guard the gate for one night. As long as one of you can make the emperor sleep well, then I will add your pictures to it. How about it?" ?”

"It's not that I deliberately made it difficult for you. If you guard the door for the emperor, you can't let the emperor sleep well? Then how can you be a qualified door god? Right? Let alone the Jade Emperor, you can't pass it here. .”

Everyone heard this, there is nothing wrong with it!

If you want to be a door god, you must first pass the test.

"Okay, there's no problem with this. Old guy Wei, we're in a team. We're going to guard the gate for His Majesty tonight."

Wei Zheng originally didn't want to be in the same group as Changsun Wuji, but when he heard that it could be done tonight, he immediately nodded in agreement.

There are so many long nights and dreams about this matter!Better to decide early on.

Cheng Yaojin refused to accept it: "Why do you two occupy the first night, no, absolutely not. Pharmacist, we are two groups, and we will go tonight."

Changsun Wuji was very dissatisfied!Why can't we go when the two of you can go?
Then, a group of people started arguing there.

Cheng Chuli secretly pulled Cheng Yaojin over, and whispered to him: "I said, Dad, what are you robbing him of? Let's not rob him, okay?"

When Cheng Yaojin heard it, he knew it immediately.

Yes, what am I going to grab from them?Who can't get over it, isn't it my youngest son who has the final say?
Therefore, Cheng Yaojin and Li Jing stopped robbing them.Then the two of them moved on to the third night.

A battle of door gods came to an end in such a ridiculous way.

Then, a funny thing started like this.

As night fell, Changsun Wuji and Wei Zheng stood outside Li Shimin's room, one on the left and the other on the right.

Then, things get funny.

At Li Shimin's age, he is young and strong, and this long night is long.How can he sleep if he doesn't do something he likes to do and consume his energy?
When he thought of Changsun Wuji and Wei Zheng standing outside the door, he felt a shock in his heart.

First of all, who is Changsun Wuji?He is his uncle.

My uncle guards the door for me outside, and then you play poker with his sister in the room.

Who wouldn't mind changing it?
And ah!Who is Wei Zheng?That was Datang's number one troll.

If he hears something, who knows if this guy will spray himself?

Ever since, Li Shimin slept quite uncomfortable that night!I couldn't sleep for most of the night.

When Li Shimin was really sleepy and wanted to sleep, it was time to go to court.

Well, this time, Li Shimin had no choice but to go to court with two dark circles under his eyes.

When Changsun Wuji and Wei Zheng saw Li Shimin's two big black eyes.Both of them almost collapsed.

Needless to say, these two big dark circles have proved everything, the two of them are not suitable to be goalkeepers at all.

On the second night, it was Gao Shilian and Fang Xuanling.

Who is Gao Shilian?That is the person who raised the eldest grandson empress.Although he is only an uncle, his identity is equivalent to that of an old man.

He guards the door here, and you Li Shimin and Empress Changsun are playing poker inside?
(End of this chapter)