Drive the RV back to Datang

Chapter 602 Chapter 619: Pit Silla Messenger
Wang Lei also chimed in and said, "That's right! The two of my brothers went to drink flower wine and happened to encounter injustice. Naturally, they acted out of righteousness. It has nothing to do with Lao Shizi's talisman!"

Liu Xuanji smiled lightly when he heard the words, and asked, "Then why did your two brothers go to drink flower wine?"

Wang Lei opened his eyes wide, and said: "My two brothers haven't married yet, and they want a woman, so they naturally go to the brothel! Are you going to your house?"

What Wang Lei said was a bit offensive, but Liu Xuanji was not angry at all, and asked with a smile: "Then why do you two suddenly want women?"

Wang Lei frowned when he heard the words, and shouted angrily: "If you want a woman, you want a woman! There is no reason! Do you want a woman for a reason?"

"Hehe, the poor Taoist is an outsider, not close to women." Liu Xuanji's smile did not change, and he continued, "Numerical fortune-telling, mysterious and mysterious, the mysterious power, no one can perceive it, but it really exists In the prehistoric world, why did you miss women at that time? There are so many brothels and red courtyards in Chang'an, why did you choose Zuixianglou? The mysterious power of Xianglou."

Wang Lei was dumbfounded when he heard this, and he was speechless, Liu Xuanji was so good at talking, talking about so many physiognomy terms, he didn't understand at all, so he could only look at Wang Shi.

Wang Shi rolled his eyes and said loudly: "Okay, you said you are good at fortune-telling, but you did the calculations for us brothers. If you do the calculations correctly, we two brothers will worship you as our teacher from now on, and serve you on the saddle. No, you take a punch from each of our brothers, and there will be no death or injury!"

"Okay!" Liu Xuanji clapped his palms and smiled, "What do you two want to count? The past or the future?"

Wang Shidao: "The future is all unknown, how can you know whether your calculations are accurate, even... even if you do the calculations, how old are our brothers this year, what is the zodiac sign? Who is the elder brother! Who is the younger brother!"

"It's very simple." Liu Xuanji said with a smile, "I don't need to ask the hexagrams, and I don't need to read the palmistry or measure the characters. I just need to look at your faces, and I already know the answer, but there is still a difficulty right now."

Wang Shi hurriedly asked, "What's the problem?"

Liu Xuanji said: "If the poor Taoist calculates correctly and the two of you deliberately conceal it, then the poor Taoist will not win no matter what."

"Bastard!" Wang Lei scolded after hearing the words, "Who do you think our brothers are, we are a nail when we spit, and we will never do such despicable things!"

At this time, Pu Mingshun, who had been watching the play, suddenly said: "The three of you don't want to quarrel, it's better for me to make an arbitration, let the two of Mrs. Wang write the answers on paper, and I will keep them, and then Mr. Liu will tell the answer." , compare it with the answer on the paper, you will know whether it is accurate, how about it?"

"Okay! Let's do it like this!" The Wang brothers replied in unison.

Liu Xuanji also nodded with a smile: "Good idea."

"Come here, bring a pen and paper!" Pu Mingshun ordered someone to fetch a pen and paper. Liu Xuanji turned around to avoid suspicion. The Wang brothers wrote down the answer and handed the two pieces of paper to Pu Mingshun.

Pu Mingshun put the two pieces of paper on the coffee table, covered them with a book, and said, "Mr. Liu, you can turn around now."

Liu Xuanji turned around, and Pu Mingshun spread his hands and said, "Mr. Liu, please tell me your answer."

"Okay!" Liu Xuanji nodded, pointed at Wang Shi, and said, "You are brother, 28 this year, and you are a chicken." He pointed to Wang Lei again, and said, "You are a younger brother, 27 this year, a dog, an ordinary brother Generally, they are more than two years apart, but Wang Shi was born in the first month of the year of the rooster, and Wang Lei was born in the twelfth month of the year of the dog, so although you are only one year apart, your birthdays differ by 23 months, almost two years."

After hearing this, Wang Shi and Wang Lei looked at each other in bewilderment, and then they looked at each other in shock. Pu Mingshun's eyes lit up, and he didn't even bother to reveal the answer. He clapped his hands and praised: "Amazing, really amazing, Datang is really an outstanding man, There is such a strange person as Mr. Park, it is an eye-opener! An eye-opener!"

Liu Xuanji laughed inwardly: "That's terrible, we've been discussing this idea for a long time, and it's not just to lie to you, you idiot."

The Wang brothers had already got up and walked in front of Liu Xuanji, they both bowed and saluted: "Greetings, Master!"

Liu Xuanji pretended to be modest and said: "Why do you two have to be like this, don't be like this."

"Master must accept us!" Wang Shi said excitedly, "Master is really a strange person in this world. My two brothers have eyes but don't know Mount Tai, so they contradicted Master. Please don't blame Master!"

Wang Lei said: "Master, we two brothers admire you, we have always kept our promise, we said we would worship you as our teacher, and we will never go back on our word. From now on, where will Master go! We two brothers will follow you wherever we go and serve you tea." Pour water, sweep the garden for you, everything without complaint."

Liu Xuanji said: "Okay, from now on you will be the disciples of the poor. It happens that you are too old to be a teacher. As a teacher, you will pass on your skills to you. As for how much you can learn, it depends on your skills."

"Thank you, master!" Both Wang Shi and Wang Lei were very excited. The three of them are old partners, and they cooperate like flowing water, which is too tacit.

Pu Mingshun rubbed his hands and said, "Mr. Liu, thank you very much for helping me escape last night. Please accept this small gift without gratitude." He said as he took a small box out of the house. He took it out of his arms, and deliberately opened the lid, and handed it to Liu Xuanji, only to find that it was full of golden beans, and there was also a huge oriental bead.

Liu Xuanji's eyes lit up immediately, showing a greedy look, and said: "How embarrassing, how embarrassing."

He said he was sorry, he had already taken the wooden box with his hand, closed the lid, and put it in his sleeve very quickly.

Seeing that Liu Xuanji accepted the gift, Pu Mingshun was very happy. This is enough to prove that Liu Xuanji is greedy for money. Since he has a weakness, it is easy to deal with, so he smiled and said: "Mr. , I always encounter things that don’t go my way, I wonder if Mr. Liu can calculate my future fortune for me.”

"It's a trivial matter." Liu Xuanji said generously, "Master Pu, please extend your right palm."

Pu Mingshun stretched out his right palm according to his words, Liu Xuanji stepped forward to look carefully for a while, then returned to his seat and sat down, frowned and said: "Judging from Mr. Park's palmistry, it should be a sign of great wealth, and there shouldn't be a big murderer on him. However, Mr. Park is indeed haunted by bad omens, last night was an example, although your lord escaped the catastrophe last night, there is no guarantee that you will not encounter it again in the future."

Pu Mingshun was startled when he heard the words, and hurriedly waved to the entourage, and whispered in the entourage's ear for a while.

The attendant nodded and took the order to leave, then Pu Mingshun said: "Mr. Liu, please help me, I still have a big gift to give, this big gift is better than the one given to Emperor Tang."

Liu Xuanji was not very surprised when he heard the words, and hurriedly asked: "What kind of gift is it?"

Pu Mingshun smiled secretly and said, "You will know later."

Shaoqing, that entourage came back and brought back two well-dressed women. These two women are also born with well-rounded features, which can be regarded as the upper middle class. If they are placed in some brothels, they may have a chance to become the top names.

Pu Mingshun said triumphantly: "Mr. Liu, these two are stunning beauties carefully selected by the king of Silla from all over the country. I asked the official to bring them to the officials of the Tang Dynasty. If they want to get in touch with each other, who would know that they are so beautiful?" Tang's officialdom is clean, and I have no place to give gifts, so I gave it to Mr. Liu today, and Mr. Liu can rest assured that these two girls are definitely young girls."

Liu Xuanji raised his eyes to look at the two women, and couldn't help sighing secretly: "What kind of remote place is Silla? The most beautiful beauties in the whole country are like this? It's not even as good as Japan's. If you sell it in a brothel, you probably can't sell it for more than two hundred guan."

Liu Xuanji had no interest in female sex at first, and he has become older in recent years, and he has devoted himself to cultivating Taoism, and he has no love for men and women, so he shook his head and said indifferently: "Master Pu, you are polite, the poor are outsiders, no If you are close to women, please Master Park take back the heavy gift."

Pu Mingshun was disappointed when he heard the words, but when he saw the two Wang brothers staring at the two beauties, he suddenly had another idea, and said, "Then why not give it to Mr. Liu's two disciples, aren't they married yet? "

Liu Xuanji was taken aback when he heard the words, and turned to look at Wang Shi and Wang Lei. Wang Shi and Wang Lei were stunned for a while, not knowing how to answer. To be honest, they are still young and full-blooded, and they are quite enthusiastic about this aspect. Besides, these two The woman is not ugly, and it is very good to be able to compete with the top names in the brothel.

Seeing that they didn't answer, Pu Mingshun hurriedly said: "That's it, please accept it." Then he winked at the two women repeatedly.

The two women also happily ran to Wang Shi and Wang Lei respectively, yelling at each other, completely shameless, there was no way, the barbarian women wanted to marry Tang men, in their view, the blood of the Tang people was superior, The Tang Dynasty is the richest and most powerful country in the world. It would be a great thing to marry someone from the Tang Dynasty. I would no longer have to stay in the impoverished Silla, worrying about food and clothing all day long, and being exposed to the cold in winter.

Knowing that Liu Xuanji could no longer refuse, he could only cup his hands and say, "Thank you, Mr. Park."

Pu Mingshun thought that Liu Xuanji was unhappy that he did not receive the gift, so he said again: "Come here, bring the 2000-year-old ginseng king!"

"Yes!" The follower took the order and left again.

Liu Xuanji was extremely shocked when he heard the words. The 2000-year-old wild ginseng is such a rare treasure. Are you planning to give it to yourself?I am very willing.

Not long after, a follower brought a long sandalwood box, which was three feet long and one foot wide. Pu Mingshun carefully took it in his hand, pulled off the wooden lid, and showed it to Liu Xuanji.

I saw a complete ginseng lying on the red brocade cloth in the box. This ginseng looks like a human being, with hands and feet, and long roots. If the roots are straightened, it is estimated to be more than two meters. Big, the ginseng color is white and yellow with a hint of red, like a newborn baby, it is definitely a ginseng that is more than a thousand years old, Liu Xuanji stared straight at it.

Pu Mingshun said triumphantly: "Mr. Liu, this is my best treasure. Even in our Silla, there are only two such ginseng kings, and the other one is with our king. Our king has explained that this ginseng king It cannot be given to the Tang emperor, but only to the ministers of the Tang dynasty, to form a good relationship, and today I will give it to my husband, to form a good relationship with him, and I hope you can help me."

Hearing this, Liu Xuanji stroked his beard slowly. He knew why the king of Silla didn't give this ginseng to Emperor Tang, because Li Shimin was getting old and dying, and such a ginseng king already had the miraculous effect of extending life. The king is looking forward to the early death of Tian Khan, and he has so many thoughts.

Liu Xuanji took the ginseng box, looked at it twice, closed the lid, then put the box on the coffee table beside him, nodded and said: "Okay, Mr. Park is so sincere, how can Liu ignore it, Mr. Park, don't worry, As long as Pindao goes to Silla with you, your fortune will be completely improved."

(End of this chapter)