I rise from the sword
Chapter 306 A Birthday Gift for Ichiro Hirata
Chapter 306 A Birthday Gift for Ichiro Hirata
Yang Lin glared, and said: "That's because you two are useless by yourself, and a girl can't stand it, can you blame me?"
"This……"
Duan Peng and Monk Wei were speechless for a while, unable to say a word for a long time.
The three walked on the street for a while, and Yang Lin suddenly remembered that he was going to celebrate Ichiro Hirata's birthday, so he couldn't go empty-handed no matter what.
"Duan Peng, monk, what do you two think should we give that old devil Pingtian a present?"
"Peanuts? Sweet potatoes?"
The monk responded subconsciously.
Yang Lin said unhappily: "Of course I have to give him peanuts and sweet potatoes, but they have to wait until the banquet is over, so I can't make a trip in vain and throw the table away on an empty stomach, right?
Besides, we gave this gift when we entered the venue. "
Duan Peng seemed to have discovered something, he looked in the direction Yang Lin was looking at, and asked in disbelief: "Tuan...Tuan Zuo, don't you want to give this old devil Pingtian a coffin? "
"Hey! Your suggestion is good, then let's prepare a one-stop funeral service for him!"
Immediately, Yang Lin walked towards the coffin shop in front of him.
"Boss, how do you sell the coffins here?"
The owner of the coffin shop saw Yang Lin's attire, and thought that a big business came, and immediately introduced enthusiastically: "Master, you are right to come to our shop. The whole Heyuan County belongs to our shop's coffin materials." most!"
Yang Lin nodded: "Just bring me an urn."
"The urn?"
The face of the coffin shop owner suddenly became strange.
"How not?"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
The coffin shop owner quickly calmed down. Although he despised Yang Lin fiercely in his heart, no matter how small a mosquito is, he is still meat.
"Pick me one with a simple shape, exquisite workmanship, and a sense of age. Money is not a problem!"
"Okay!"
When Yang Lin said that money was not a problem, the owner of the coffin shop was overjoyed, and then ordered the shop assistants to take out all the urns.
Yang Lin chose one, and then tipped the coffin shop guy with a few dollars, and gave him some instructions.
"Remember, at 8 o'clock in the evening, deliver the box outside Juxian Building on time!"
"Master, don't worry, little one will remember!"
Yang Lin nodded in satisfaction, and then took Duan Peng and Monk Wei to the direction of Juxian Tower.
At this time, the sky had completely dimmed, and the devils on the street were patrolling very frequently. From time to time, a patrol team walked past the three of them.
However, these little devils did not doubt Yang Lin's identity and interrogated him.
After all, which troublemaker would dress so ostentatiously that his brain would be kicked by a donkey?
The reason why Yang Lin dressed like this was not simply to pretend, but to take advantage of the little devil's rebellious psychology.
The coffin shop was not far from Juxian Tower, and the three of them arrived at the entrance of Juxian Tower not long after.
The inside and outside of the Juxian Building are heavily guarded, and there are devil soldiers on guard and patrolling everywhere.
However, they did not see the puppet army of the security regiment. It seemed that Li Yizhou had obeyed Yang Lin's order and transferred his brothers to other places in advance.
Tonight is Ichiro Hirata's birthday, and almost all the famous people in Heyuan County are here.
Red lanterns are hung outside the gate of Juxian Tower, and rickshaws and pedestrians come and go, and the scene is very lively.
Soon, the people who celebrated Hirata Ichiro's birthday, after showing the invitation card, walked into Juxian Building in groups of three or four, talking and laughing.
As soon as he got near the door, Yang Lin bumped into Li Yunlong and his guard, Huzi.
"Yo! Brother Yang, what a coincidence, you guys are here too?"
Li Yunlong came over and hugged Yang Lin, and took the initiative to say hello to Yang Lin.
Yang Lin glanced at the gift in the hands of the guard camp tiger, and asked suspiciously: "I said, brother Yunlong, the sun really came out from the west today. In the past, you went everywhere empty-handed. Pack.
I didn't expect you to buy a present for Ichiro Hirata today. "
"Brother Yang, guess what we told Ichiro Hirata?"
A smirk appeared on Li Yunlong's face, and Hu Zi, the guard next to him, also showed a sinister smile.
"What's in your box? Could it be a time bomb?"
"Probably not."
Yang Lin shook his head, denying his guess, because if it was the time bomb, Li Yunlong and Hu Zi would definitely not show such a wretched smile.
But one thing is certain, this guy Li Yunlong is not only stingy, but also has a belly full of bad water, and there is absolutely nothing valuable in it.
Li Yunlong looked around and found that no one noticed them, then he said with a mysterious smirk: "Brother Yang Lin, let me tell you the truth, in fact, my box is filled with sheep dung eggs, hehehe. "
"Originally, I planned to pull it myself, but who knew that I had been brewing it all afternoon, but I didn't pull it out..."
"puff……"
Yang Lin couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing: "Brother Yunlong, you are a fucking genius, you can even think of sending sheep dung eggs..."
But after thinking about it, Yang Lin felt relieved. With Li Yunlong's personality, there was really nothing bad that he couldn't do.
It would be abnormal if he really gave any normal gift.
"Hahaha……"
Several people laughed from ear to ear, attracting the sideways glances of the guests not far away.
But these guys didn't think too much, today is Hirata Taijun's birthday, isn't it a day of great joy?
When everyone looked away, Li Yunlong grinned treacherously and said, "Brother Yang Lin, you keep saying that old Li is stingy, but today we brought at least two boxes of sheep dung eggs, how about you? Could it be empty-handed?" here?"
Yang Lin smiled secretively: "Our gift is still on the way, and someone will come to deliver it later."
"Come on, brother Yang Lin! You still say we are stingy, and you are not much better!"
Li Yunlong gave Yang Lin a contemptuous look, he obviously didn't believe the other party's nonsense.
Immediately, Li Yunlong's voice changed, and he continued: "Brother Yang Lin, it's not that serious for you to celebrate someone's birthday empty-handed, or if I give you a box, you don't have to give too much money, just give it a few hundred A piece of ocean will do.”
"Brother Yunlong, you really dare to speak up, and you still need a few hundred dollars for that crap of yours?
With so much money, I might as well do it myself! "
Yang Lin pushed away the sheep dung eggs that Li Yunlong handed over with a look of disgust... No, a gift box.
The two joked a few words, and then each took their invitations and walked towards the entrance of Juxian Tower not far away.
People came and went from outside Juxianlou, and the devil soldiers on duty searched the people who entered the restaurant one by one.
These guys only recognize invitations but not people.
Well, the main thing is that they can't recognize people.
As for someone making trouble, they hadn't thought about it that way. Who would be so bold as to break ground on Tai Sui's head?
What's more, the gates of the county town are also very tightly guarded, the enemy can't get in at all, and they dare not touch it...
…………
(End of this chapter)
Yang Lin glared, and said: "That's because you two are useless by yourself, and a girl can't stand it, can you blame me?"
"This……"
Duan Peng and Monk Wei were speechless for a while, unable to say a word for a long time.
The three walked on the street for a while, and Yang Lin suddenly remembered that he was going to celebrate Ichiro Hirata's birthday, so he couldn't go empty-handed no matter what.
"Duan Peng, monk, what do you two think should we give that old devil Pingtian a present?"
"Peanuts? Sweet potatoes?"
The monk responded subconsciously.
Yang Lin said unhappily: "Of course I have to give him peanuts and sweet potatoes, but they have to wait until the banquet is over, so I can't make a trip in vain and throw the table away on an empty stomach, right?
Besides, we gave this gift when we entered the venue. "
Duan Peng seemed to have discovered something, he looked in the direction Yang Lin was looking at, and asked in disbelief: "Tuan...Tuan Zuo, don't you want to give this old devil Pingtian a coffin? "
"Hey! Your suggestion is good, then let's prepare a one-stop funeral service for him!"
Immediately, Yang Lin walked towards the coffin shop in front of him.
"Boss, how do you sell the coffins here?"
The owner of the coffin shop saw Yang Lin's attire, and thought that a big business came, and immediately introduced enthusiastically: "Master, you are right to come to our shop. The whole Heyuan County belongs to our shop's coffin materials." most!"
Yang Lin nodded: "Just bring me an urn."
"The urn?"
The face of the coffin shop owner suddenly became strange.
"How not?"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
The coffin shop owner quickly calmed down. Although he despised Yang Lin fiercely in his heart, no matter how small a mosquito is, he is still meat.
"Pick me one with a simple shape, exquisite workmanship, and a sense of age. Money is not a problem!"
"Okay!"
When Yang Lin said that money was not a problem, the owner of the coffin shop was overjoyed, and then ordered the shop assistants to take out all the urns.
Yang Lin chose one, and then tipped the coffin shop guy with a few dollars, and gave him some instructions.
"Remember, at 8 o'clock in the evening, deliver the box outside Juxian Building on time!"
"Master, don't worry, little one will remember!"
Yang Lin nodded in satisfaction, and then took Duan Peng and Monk Wei to the direction of Juxian Tower.
At this time, the sky had completely dimmed, and the devils on the street were patrolling very frequently. From time to time, a patrol team walked past the three of them.
However, these little devils did not doubt Yang Lin's identity and interrogated him.
After all, which troublemaker would dress so ostentatiously that his brain would be kicked by a donkey?
The reason why Yang Lin dressed like this was not simply to pretend, but to take advantage of the little devil's rebellious psychology.
The coffin shop was not far from Juxian Tower, and the three of them arrived at the entrance of Juxian Tower not long after.
The inside and outside of the Juxian Building are heavily guarded, and there are devil soldiers on guard and patrolling everywhere.
However, they did not see the puppet army of the security regiment. It seemed that Li Yizhou had obeyed Yang Lin's order and transferred his brothers to other places in advance.
Tonight is Ichiro Hirata's birthday, and almost all the famous people in Heyuan County are here.
Red lanterns are hung outside the gate of Juxian Tower, and rickshaws and pedestrians come and go, and the scene is very lively.
Soon, the people who celebrated Hirata Ichiro's birthday, after showing the invitation card, walked into Juxian Building in groups of three or four, talking and laughing.
As soon as he got near the door, Yang Lin bumped into Li Yunlong and his guard, Huzi.
"Yo! Brother Yang, what a coincidence, you guys are here too?"
Li Yunlong came over and hugged Yang Lin, and took the initiative to say hello to Yang Lin.
Yang Lin glanced at the gift in the hands of the guard camp tiger, and asked suspiciously: "I said, brother Yunlong, the sun really came out from the west today. In the past, you went everywhere empty-handed. Pack.
I didn't expect you to buy a present for Ichiro Hirata today. "
"Brother Yang, guess what we told Ichiro Hirata?"
A smirk appeared on Li Yunlong's face, and Hu Zi, the guard next to him, also showed a sinister smile.
"What's in your box? Could it be a time bomb?"
"Probably not."
Yang Lin shook his head, denying his guess, because if it was the time bomb, Li Yunlong and Hu Zi would definitely not show such a wretched smile.
But one thing is certain, this guy Li Yunlong is not only stingy, but also has a belly full of bad water, and there is absolutely nothing valuable in it.
Li Yunlong looked around and found that no one noticed them, then he said with a mysterious smirk: "Brother Yang Lin, let me tell you the truth, in fact, my box is filled with sheep dung eggs, hehehe. "
"Originally, I planned to pull it myself, but who knew that I had been brewing it all afternoon, but I didn't pull it out..."
"puff……"
Yang Lin couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing: "Brother Yunlong, you are a fucking genius, you can even think of sending sheep dung eggs..."
But after thinking about it, Yang Lin felt relieved. With Li Yunlong's personality, there was really nothing bad that he couldn't do.
It would be abnormal if he really gave any normal gift.
"Hahaha……"
Several people laughed from ear to ear, attracting the sideways glances of the guests not far away.
But these guys didn't think too much, today is Hirata Taijun's birthday, isn't it a day of great joy?
When everyone looked away, Li Yunlong grinned treacherously and said, "Brother Yang Lin, you keep saying that old Li is stingy, but today we brought at least two boxes of sheep dung eggs, how about you? Could it be empty-handed?" here?"
Yang Lin smiled secretively: "Our gift is still on the way, and someone will come to deliver it later."
"Come on, brother Yang Lin! You still say we are stingy, and you are not much better!"
Li Yunlong gave Yang Lin a contemptuous look, he obviously didn't believe the other party's nonsense.
Immediately, Li Yunlong's voice changed, and he continued: "Brother Yang Lin, it's not that serious for you to celebrate someone's birthday empty-handed, or if I give you a box, you don't have to give too much money, just give it a few hundred A piece of ocean will do.”
"Brother Yunlong, you really dare to speak up, and you still need a few hundred dollars for that crap of yours?
With so much money, I might as well do it myself! "
Yang Lin pushed away the sheep dung eggs that Li Yunlong handed over with a look of disgust... No, a gift box.
The two joked a few words, and then each took their invitations and walked towards the entrance of Juxian Tower not far away.
People came and went from outside Juxianlou, and the devil soldiers on duty searched the people who entered the restaurant one by one.
These guys only recognize invitations but not people.
Well, the main thing is that they can't recognize people.
As for someone making trouble, they hadn't thought about it that way. Who would be so bold as to break ground on Tai Sui's head?
What's more, the gates of the county town are also very tightly guarded, the enemy can't get in at all, and they dare not touch it...
…………
(End of this chapter)
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