Bright sword: the rise from the escrow quilt factory

Chapter 162 The Soldier Without Fighting

Chapter 162 The Soldier Without Fighting

Seeing that the distance to the wooden barrel was getting closer and closer, Isamu Isao was getting more and more difficult to hold back.

In the end, when he was only one step away from the barrel, Iris Isao suddenly froze in place, unable to move half a step no matter what.

He had suffocated to the critical point, his face had turned livid, and his breathing had become heavier and heavier.

He slowly stretched out his hand forward, trying to pull the barrel in, but it was all in vain.

at last.

Iris Isao burst out, and the back of his pants was immediately dyed yellow, but this was only the beginning.

He suddenly began to explode continuously, and with the sound of puff puff, Yuo Iris felt as if all the strength in his body was drained.

Isamu Isao never imagined that this kind of thing that happened in his childhood could be repeated on him.

But at this moment he couldn't care less.

Taking advantage of his strength, Iris Isao quickly took off his pants, stuffed the stinky pants into the barrel, and sat on the barrel.

The scene in the next second.

It can only be said that the volcano has begun to erupt.

Every time it erupted, Iris Isao felt a sharp cramping pain in his abdomen.

what happened!
I was fine before marching, why did I suddenly have a stomachache?
pity.

Iris Isao never thought that it was because of taking a powerful laxative.

While he was thinking about these questions, he faintly heard a mournful howling sound from outside the tent.

Iris Isao didn't know what was going on, he just wanted to get up and change his clothes and go out to take a look, but the pain in his abdomen reminded him.

He will explode again soon, Iris Isao can only sit helplessly on the wooden barrel, shouting: "Come on! Come on! Come on!"

"Your Excellency, I..."

The tent was opened, and a Japanese senior soldier ran in from outside.

But before Iris Isao could speak, the face of the Japanese senior soldier changed suddenly, he covered his stomach, hurriedly exited the tent, and squatted outside the tent to release himself.

"Baga! Hurry up..." Before Iris Isao finished speaking, he erupted again, and could only swallow the latter words to save energy.

at this time.

The devil soldiers in the entire camp of the 20th Brigade have already started the volcanic eruption mode.

Xiaomao's laxative for livestock is naturally very powerful, and it can be said to have an immediate effect. Once you eat it here, you will have a reaction in a short time.

No matter how good your physique is, you can't last more than 2 minutes.

The little devils in the camp didn't have time to look for the toilet, and when they couldn't hold back, they simply took off their pants and solved it on the spot.

a time.

There are countless white buttocks in the Japanese camp.

Because the weather was very cold, the ghost soldiers showed most of their buttocks again. They were shivering from the cold, but they couldn't pull up their pants.

The little devils of the entire 20th Brigade had a stomach ache, as if someone had punched them with a fist.

No matter how strong the willpower is, the devil can't hold on, so he can only be released on the spot.

The 20th Brigade of the Japanese Army began to have problems from top to bottom. These devils were either looking for toilets or on the way to find toilets.

Or simply go all the way and release all the way, the Japanese camp began to be chaotic, they had never seen such a large-scale group food poisoning incident.

"Medical soldiers! Medical soldiers! Hurry up!" Voices calling for medical soldiers sounded one after another in the Japanese camp.

But at the moment.

The Japanese medical soldiers were squatting on the ground to release, when they heard someone calling themselves, they said weakly: "There are too many balls...there are too many sacks..."

At this moment, there was a foul smell in the devil's camp, and some devils couldn't help it just after pulling up their pants.

Using an idiom to describe the Japanese camp, it is difficult to move forward, because they have no way to set foot.

The little devils were able to persist at first, but as time passed, the faces of the little devils became weaker and weaker, and their lips became chapped due to severe lack of water.

They can only grow their mouths, trying to quench their thirst with the snow floating in the sky.

But this move is undoubtedly worse.

They already had diarrhea, but they ate a few mouthfuls of cold Baixue, and the consequences could be imagined.

Their diarrhea became more and more serious, and their hands and feet were already limp. Many devil soldiers in the camp passed out on the ground because of their exhaustion.

But even if people fainted, they still kept releasing their passion.

Iris Isao, who was sitting on the wooden barrel, had already realized that someone might have poisoned them, but how did they do it?
He quickly thought of the cook who did the cooking.

Iris Isao really wanted to order the cut off of those cooks, but now Iris Isao could feel severe cramps in his abdomen even when he was panting.

Where can I say a complete sentence.

Because they didn't eat any food at all before, and now they are pulling water from their bodies, and Iris Isao has felt that his body is getting weaker and weaker.

Following a puffing sound, Iris Isao smelled a faint smell of blood.

"broken!"

Iris Isao understood that if he continued like this, he would very likely become the first general in the history of the Japanese army to die of diarrhea.

Then it becomes a joke all over the world.

Iris Isao is a very face-saving person, he doesn't want to be recorded in the history books in this way.

He suddenly remembered that the package he was carrying contained laxatives.

A glimmer of hope suddenly ignited in Iris Isao's heart. After feeling his stomach feel better, he turned his buttocks and walked forward.

at last.

Iris Isao got the medical kit on the table, opened the zipper, endured the pain and beat to find the antidiarrheal medicine.

After pouring out two pills and throwing them into his mouth, Iris Isao almost subconsciously picked up the remaining half glass of water on the table, and sent two pills of antidiarrheal medicine into it.

Finished!

As soon as Iris Isao swallowed the medicine, he suddenly remembered that since the other party was poisoning, it was very likely that he would make a fuss about the water source.

Looking at the empty water glass, Iris Isao wanted to cry but had no tears. It seemed that he was really confused.

When he felt the cramping pain from his abdomen again, Iris Isao couldn't bear the pain any longer, and passed out directly.

……

Eighth Route Army Guard Regiment Camp.

"Hahaha!" Li Yunlong was holding the binoculars. When he saw the little devil running around the camp with his butt clutched, he knew that Xiaomao's laxative had worked.

Watching the densely packed devils squatting down at the same time, this kind of scene looks spectacular in another sense.

The little devils don't have much fighting power now, so when we don't deal with them now!
"The artillery company has all of them! Ready to fire!" Li Yunlong shouted, holding the walkie-talkie.

(End of this chapter)

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