The wonderful life of a supernatural master

Chapter 507 How to explain

Tang Yu and Zheng Jie took a taxi to the city center.Because there are the most beautiful women in the city center, criminal gangs are most likely to haunt here.

The streets in the city center are already filled with the atmosphere of Valentine's Day, and promotions have been posted one after another, such as buy one get one free, buy three hundred and get fifty off immediately.There are also quite a few rose sellers, who seem to be looking for lovers, asking men to buy them for women.

Tang Yu couldn't help but glanced at Zheng Jie, "Jing Hua, how are you going to spend Valentine's Day?"

"I want you to control~!" Zheng Jie snorted coldly.But when I heard Tang Yu's words, my heart couldn't help but thump, thinking yes, I'm still single now, every Valentine's Day is a very depressing day for her, and she works overtime at the police station.

"If there is really no one to accompany you, I can spare some time to accompany you." Tang Yu joked.In fact, Tang Yu knew that he was asking for scolding for saying this, but the chances of two people walking on the street and seeing criminals must be very small.How embarrassing it would be if you didn't find something to talk about.It happened that the topic of Valentine's Day was everywhere, and Tang Yu thought that Zheng Jie should still be single now.

When Zheng Jie heard Tang Yu's words, she glared at Tang Yu again: "It's a beautiful idea!"

But then I thought, anyway, there was no one to accompany me that day, so I might as well just spend it with this kid.And he was the only one acceptable, as for the others, there really wasn't any man in her eyes.

"Hey, I just said it. You know, I still have a few girlfriends to accompany me, even if you look for me, it will be in the middle of the night." Tang Yu said with a smile.

"You... who is looking for you!" Zheng Jie annoyed Tang Yu speechlessly.But thinking about it, every year after midnight on Valentine's Day is the most depressing time for her, it would be nice if someone was with her.But Zheng Jie naturally wouldn't say it.

"Ah!" At this moment, Tang Yu heard a female cry from behind.

Tang Yu has long found that his sensitive ears are very strange.When he wants to hear something, he just needs to listen, and he will definitely hear it.But in normal times, there are occasional distant voices. Tang Yu concluded that something is going to happen to these voices.Almost like calling the police.

Tang Yu heard it suddenly this time. When he turned on the perspective, he saw a woman in a miniskirt clutching her buttocks a few hundred meters away, turned her head, and stared fiercely at an honest-looking boy. "abnormal!"

"It's not me!" The gentle boy said very speechlessly.

"Who else is it if it's not you. You've been following me for a long time, thinking I didn't notice it, shameless and obscene!" Then the woman turned and walked away.

Tang Yu froze for a moment, but looking at the boy, he must not have done it, so who could it be?Tang Yu glanced casually, but really didn't find who it was.

And in a corner, Feng Zihe was secretly happy.If people familiar with Feng Zihe saw Feng Zihe, they would definitely feel shocked.Because at this time Feng Zihe was wearing a girl's long curly hair, a blue dress, and makeup on his face!

For so many days, Feng Zihe's brain became more and more mutated, and he did weird things, until Liao Kai couldn't stand him anymore, so he left directly. Of course, before leaving, he beat him hard.

Feng Zihe was dressed like a girl. Originally, he had a sharp chin and a pretty face, but now he had put on makeup. If you didn't look carefully, you wouldn't be able to tell that he was a man.

Feng Zihe was walking on the street, looking at the women in short skirts with their buttocks, suddenly remembered the game of "shifting gears" that he often played when he was a child, so he walked over, aimed at a woman's buttocks, put his palms together, and held his index fingers together. Get together and rush to the back of the woman.Whoever is "hanged" must be very painful and ashamed.

Feng Zihe came out from the corner and searched for the target again. He found this game too exciting.It can satisfy his strong mutation psychology.

"Ah! Got it!" Feng Zihe was walking on the road, searching with his eyes, and suddenly saw a good stall.In his eyes, it can be called the best "gear" today.

Feng Zihe trotted forward, and slowly ran behind Tang Yu and Zheng Jie...

Today, Zheng Jie is wearing a black buttocks package, highlighting the best bumpy figure, especially curvy from the back view.Behind her, the men all cast their presumptuous gazes, while the women were full of envy.

Feng Zihe quietly walked behind Tang Yu and Zheng Jie.Because she dresses like a girl, and because of her brain mutation, she walks exactly like a girl, so no one will doubt her if she keeps walking.

When approaching, Feng Zihe suddenly made a "shift" gesture.

"Huh?" Tang Yu turned on the perspective just now, but then turned it off again. This time he felt something strange behind him, and turned it on again. He didn't expect a girl to make that kind of gesture.He naturally knew what this gesture represented, and he played it a lot when he was young.After all, Tang Yu's family is in the countryside, and it was later demolished that he arrived in JH City.

However, Feng Zihe's dress was too weird, Tang Yu didn't look at his face carefully, and didn't recognize him, but saw Feng Zihe's hand gestures "hanging" towards Zheng Jie's delicate buttocks.

It's too late to say it.Tang Yu suddenly stretched out his palm to protect Zheng Jie's delicate p.The speed is very fast, but because Feng Zihe had already made a move, Tang Yu happened to catch up. Feng Zihe's index fingers rushed to Tang Yu's hand with great force, and directly pushed Tang Yu's palm to Zheng Jie's. Pretty P.

"Slap!" There was a slap and buttock sound.

"Ah!" Zheng Jie suddenly felt someone patted her back, and when she looked back, she saw Tang Yu's hand was still sticking to it!
"Shameless!" Zheng Jie looked at Tang Yu cursingly, but he didn't expect Tang Yu to do such a despicable thing while he was not paying attention.

"I...it's not me!" Tang Yu explained in a hurry, but Feng Zihe had already slipped away quickly, and Tang Yu couldn't find him for a while, shuttling through the crowd.

"It's not you? It's not who you are!" Zheng Jie was ashamed and angry. She didn't expect Tang Yu to take a picture of her directly... How embarrassing it is in the crowd.If I was his girlfriend, I would shoot it, but I have this kind of relationship with him.He still dared to shoot.Another thought, even if you want to touch it, you should wait until there is no one there. Seeing that you helped my old lady solve so many big cases, I can reward you.But he was in a hurry like a monkey on the crowded street!

"Wipe!" Tang Yu was also speechless, and now he really jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it off.But Tang Yu couldn't bear this dumb loss, and stared at Zheng Jie: "Someone wants to fuck you, I will protect you, you should thank me!"

"Ah... you... what nonsense are you talking about!" Zheng Jie became even more shy when she heard Tang Yu's words.Hearing that word, how much...

"Uh..." Tang Yu was taken aback, and forgot to use the words in a hurry, but he didn't say anything wrong, so he hurriedly corrected: "Hang, do you know the gear? The games we played when we were young?"

"Shift!" Zheng Jie was surprised again, "What's the gear, who played this game with you!" Zheng Jie stared at Tang Yu, feeling even more ashamed and angry.She also played when she was a child, so she naturally knows what it means, but Tang Yu said that playing with her is simply too hateful!
"It's not me playing with you, it's a game we played when we were young. I'll wipe it!" Tang Yu didn't know how to explain it.

(End of this chapter)