The Happy Life of Small Officials in Northern Song Dynasty

(It's a little strange that I wrote silently and everyone was watching silently and no one gave a comment. Is it too perfect? ​​Haha.)

Su Jin made a cocoon and wanted to use this to not be restricted by the rules of the academy and live outside on his own. When he was proud, he talked without closing the door. Now that he farts, it seems that he will smell bad by himself.

Although Wang Anshi did not believe that Cao Min would be so stupid that he would use this method to prevent the incident from happening, but seeing that the situation has reached a stalemate, once there is no other way, there is no guarantee that he will not use this stupid method.

Seeing Su Jin's embarrassing expression, he laughed secretly in his heart, this kid was circling his mouth so cheaply that he got himself in; Wang Anshi decided to help him out because of his good feelings for Su Jin.

"Master Cao's students have a way to get the best of both worlds, sir, do you want to refer to one or two?"

"Oh? Let's hear it." Cao Min also felt that tying up Su Jin was not a solution. How could it be ridiculous for a student to learn the truth of tying up Su Jin every day before going to bed and untying it in the morning?

"Since this brother Su's nocturnal wandering disease will hurt others, you can't just sit idly by and ignore it. Just then I heard Brother Su say: The technique passed down in the Su family can wake up people who wander at night, and his cousin understands this technique. Why don't you combine the two of them?" Once the nocturnal wandering occurs in the same place, wouldn’t it be possible for his cousin to wake him up immediately without any danger of harming others?” Wang Anshi triumphantly threw out that he was extremely clever.

Su Jin and Xia Silin both looked shocked, their mouths were so big that they could see the small pituitary gland in their throats, they never thought that Wang Anshi would come up with such a bad idea, Xia Silin's face was crimson, Su Jin's face was pale, both of them were shocked Scold Wang Anshi for meddling in his own business.

Cao Min clapped his hands and praised: "It's a good idea. This idea just solves this kind of problem. One is hungry and the other can't finish it. It just complements each other, so I did it like this."

"No! My lord." Su Jin and Xia Silin shouted in unison.

"Why not?" Cao Min, Wang Anshi and others were all surprised that such a best-of-both-worlds solution was not agreed by the parties involved.

"This... that..." Su Jin didn't think about hemming and hawing words for a long time.

"Why is this and that really going to tie you up every night?" Cao Min said angrily.

Su Jin remained silent, compared to being tied up overnight, sharing the same bed with Xia Silin was a world of difference.

"You packed up your things and moved them here to live with me. Then Wu Hengxin packed up the bedding and moved them to your house. What are you doing in a daze?" Cao Min pointed at Xia Silin.

"Your Majesty Cao, I'm sorry... I'm here..." Xia Silin muttered and couldn't speak. He didn't expect that things would develop to this point, and later he would arrange himself and Su Jin together. Although Su Jin is not annoying, but After all, he is a man. I live with him. Sooner or later, he will see through the identity of a daughter. How will I deal with myself afterwards?

"Stop rambling. Your own relatives are unwilling to help. How can you be so indifferent? You must know that the words of the old, the old, the old, the young, the young, and the young saints are still in your ears. Strangers and saints can still be regarded as family members, let alone the two of you. Is the cousin not as good as the saint?" Cao Min reprimanded with a sullen face.

Xia Silin's anxious tears were rolling in his eyes, and he didn't know how to refute. Su Jin made up his mind and hurried forward to salute: "Master Cao's lesson is that you don't know what's hidden in it. Originally, this method is very good, but you don't know something about me, my cousin Xia. The two of us who suffer from nocturnal wandering will not only be unable to calm each other down in the same room, but will intensify it, and there will be endless troubles. It is unknown if we fight in our dreams or there will be casualties."

Cao Min gasped and said, "He also has this disease?"

Su Jin rushed to Xia Silin's eyes, and Xia Silin bowed his head in aggrieved voice and said softly, "I also have... also have that... nocturnal excursion."

Cao Min wondered: "Why do you also have it? Could it be that there are so many diseases? I, Cao, have never encountered them in half my life, and today I see two of them."

Su Jin knew that he was suspicious and hurriedly said: "Professor Cao doesn't know something. Just now, I mentioned to the adults that this disease is inherited from my ancestors in the family, and all blood relatives have inherited it. Although Mr. Xia and I are relatives of my aunt, the blood relationship is quite close. Therefore, Mr. Xia also has this disease."

Cao Min was puzzled and said: "According to what you say, isn't it true that there are at least tens of millions of people suffering from this disease in the world today? Why haven't I heard too much about it?"

Su Jinxin said nonsense: "Reporting to my lord, this disease is inherited by men, and it is inherited in the same vein. After a woman married, after several generations, the external blood pulse faded out, and after three generations, she became asymptomatic. My lord said that I haven't heard too much. It's just a matter of personal reputation. There are also many taboos in the Youwu family. It is difficult for outsiders to know that if you are lucky enough to visit the humble house in the night, you will know what is going on with the Yeyou family."

Cao Min, Wang Anshi, and everyone had a terrifying image in their minds: under the faint moonlight, in a large courtyard, people, young and old, were wandering around, some were eating live chickens and ducks, some were dancing with guns and knives, and some were babbling. Singing and dancing can be described as a night of wild dancing by demons.

Everyone shuddered in unison and thought: Isn't visiting your humble house the same as going to the Palace of the King of Hell?

Cao Min waved his hand and said, "Then there's no need to go, it's just why you hesitated and refused to answer just now."

Su Jin knew that he still had doubts, so he said: "It's about my cousin's reputation, so I can't tell my cousin casually. You think Mr. Xia is a good-looking talent, but it is known that he has nocturnal symptoms, and he will be poked at the back in the future." Isn't the spine an indecent thing? So I hesitated for a while."

After much deliberation, Cao Min is at a loss. There are two nocturnal patients in the academy. Can the academy calm down?Is there hell on earth?If he had an attack today, it will be clear how to maintain the normal order of your attack. If it spreads out, I'm afraid you will lose your face.

"There is no other way. Since this is the case, I can only wrong you two." Cao Min raised his head after thinking for a while.

Su Jin said in amazement: "Could it be that my lord really wants to tie us up?"

"A joke like this is so absurd, why does Cao even bother to make room and board for the students who come from afar to study in the original academy? Firstly, it will solve your worries and relieve your worries; secondly, it will show the court's sympathy. But since the two of you suffer from this The official just wants you two to enjoy this kind of treatment, but for now, the two of you can only move out of the academy and live outside."

Su Jin secretly glanced at Xia Silin in his heart, and saw that her eyes were shining with joy, and then he stared at her fiercely, telling her that she was too sleepy to show her traces, and said with a mournful face, "Can't you be kind and think about it, my lord?" Is there a way?"

"It's unthinkable that the two of you will affect the normal work and rest of hundreds of other students."

"Then my two brothers can't study by themselves at night and can't come to listen to the teacher's training?"

"I can't help but blame you two for your bad luck."

"Then will the academy give me money when the two of us live outside?"

"Don't mention it if you don't come here."

"That……"

"Shut up and talk too much, it's useless, quickly move out of the academy tomorrow, and you're not allowed to be late. If you're late, don't blame me for punishing you two."

With tears in his eyes, Su Jin silently said to the sky: "God, tell me where to settle down so late."

Wang Anshi looked on coldly, remembering that he once said that he rented a house in the south city of Yingtianfu, but now he was acting like this, he was suspicious, after thinking about it, he suddenly became clear-eyed and said: "Well, you cunning boy actually played tricks to deceive us. Hundreds of people."

At the same time, I admire this person's meticulous thinking, and I actually acted as a supporting role for him invisibly helping him complete the scam. I laughed angrily in my heart: "Brother Su, there are many inns in South City, and they are open day and night. I think Brother Su should go back soon. "<There have been many troubles since then, when I came to the academy this time, my left eyelid twitched for a few days, and I didn't know it. "

Wang Anshi went up to him and whispered in his ear: "If you play tricks again, believe it or not, I will expose you immediately."

Su Jin was taken aback, then smiled apologetically, "Brother Wang Renyi actually told me which inn had cheaper beds and changed the day to serve wine. Thank you and leave."

So I tidied up hastily, and even forgot to take my favorite bad chicken feet and pumpkin sauce, so I and Xia Silin were kicked out of the academy under the strict surveillance of Cao Min and a dozen small officials.

Hearing the gate of the academy clattering behind him, Guan Su Jin let out a long breath and sat on the ground paralyzed; Xia Silin stood aside for a while before solemnly saluting and softly said: "Thank you, brother Su, for your help."

Su Jin panted and sat under the root of a towering old tree, sniffing the breeze of the moonlit night, feeling intoxicated.