The Happy Life of Small Officials in Northern Song Dynasty

(Legendary Dazhang, all kinds of requests.)

A group of people stumbled and stumbled outside the Cuiyun Building in Nancheng. The turtle slave at the door recognized that the leader was the unprovoked local ruffian Zhu Manzi. Isn’t this Master Zhu? What wind brought you here? It just so happens that we have just arrived in the south, do you want Master Zhu to try some new ones?”

Zhu Manizi said impatiently with his leaking mouth open: "Go, go, I don't have the time to play tricks on you here, is Master Qi in there?"

The tortoise slave was almost overwhelmed by Zhu Manizi's stinky breath, he hurriedly held his breath and slowly exhaled the stench he sucked in, thinking to himself: "Have you eaten shit? Your mouth is so stinky."

The smile on his face remained unchanged and he said: "Master Qi is having a good time, in the room of Miss Aiai on the second floor, do you want a villain to inform you?"

Zhu Manizi hiccupped, a bean came back from his throat, he chewed subconsciously, and suddenly realized that he hadn't eaten a bean today, it must have been the bean in that cow dung and donkey dung just now, I don't know where it was The stupid cow had indigestion, and the bean cake was not completely digested. Thinking of this, he quickly spit out the beans, and retched for a long time, making himself teary.

When he straightened up, he looked at the tortoise slave who looked respectful and far away, went up and slapped his face, and cursed: "Look at your thief, I just feel a little sick to my stomach, you treat me like... there is something in your mouth... Shit?"

Gui Nu laughed and said, "How dare you? I think Master Zhu is pregnant with a baby."

Guinu has lived in the brothel for a long time, and he has seen many people from different schools of thought. He is quick-witted and slick-mouthed, and many stern-faced benefactors will be amused by his mouth, but today is different. Zhu Manzi is very annoying and angry. Hearing that the turtle slave was still teasing, he went up and kicked him on the stomach and said: "You're playing tricks with the master, your mother is pregnant with a wild species, get out of here."

Gui Nu clutched his stomach and hid away quickly, holding his stomach in pain, thinking that the eighth generation of Zhu Mangzi's ancestors had gone to heaven. Zhu Mangzi waved his hand, and several people rushed into the door. Outside a house with a red lantern with the word "love", he knocked on the door and shouted: "Qi Ye, Qi Ye."

The strange noise inside suddenly stopped, and a soft and soft voice came out after a while: "Who is making noise outside, don't you have eyes?"

"The seventh master is me, Zhu Manizi! I have something important to report." Zhu Manizi replied with a bowed body.

"Straight mother, don't you see that I am happy? You knocked on the door, and almost frightened the master. What is it worth you to come to see the master at this time? Can't you wait for the master to feel comfortable? "

"No way, Seventh Master, if something big happens, you should stop first, and wait until the little one tells you the matter and continue, can't you?"

It was quiet inside for a while, and after a while there was the sound of cursing and the sound of getting dressed, and after a while, the door opened with a creak, and a thin middle-aged man in a long gown and a small coat kicked his shoes. The young man poked his head out with an angry face.

"Qi Ye is good, I have interrupted Qi Ye's elegant mood, damn it." Zhu Manzi bowed and saluted.

That Seventh Master turned his eyes and scanned the group of people outside the door, and said in astonishment: "What's wrong with you guys? What are you all doing with your arms hanging?"

Zhu Manizi looked around at the noisy benefactors and prostitutes, and said, "Qi Ye, let me come in and have a detailed talk with you."

Qi Ye nodded and said, "Come in."

A group of people stepped into the room, and there was a smell of sweat and makeup in the room. On the big red bed, a young woman stared at everyone with her neck stretched out and half of her breasts exposed.

Zhu Manizi and the other gangsters swallowed their spittle and looked at them fiercely. The girl Aiai on the bed was not afraid, she deliberately lifted a corner of the thin quilt to reveal her round thighs, and looked at everyone with seductive eyes.

Qi Ye scolded: "Get out, you rotten bitch, ask someone to make tea."

That love gave him a blank look, snorted, got up, wrapped the thin quilt around her body, and walked out with her buttocks twisted.

Everyone twisted their necks like sunflowers and followed her figure. When she went out, Master Qi let out a stern cough, and then he stuffed the eyeballs that were about to pop out of their sockets into their original places, and turned their eyes to look at her. The seventh master in front of him.

"What's going on? Why are you in such a mess?" Qi Ye asked calmly after putting on his long gown and covering his messy bun in front of the bronze mirror.

"Qiye, you have to make the decision for the little ones." Zhu Manzi fell to his knees with a puff, and even punched his eyes to kill a group of hooligans behind him with their arms hanging by cloth strips.

Qiye Mance said in an orderly manner: "Speak if you have something to say, and let go if you have to fart. Look at your pustules. Is it Zhao Dazui in Dongcheng or Kong Er in Northcheng doing it?"

"Qiye, neither."

"What? Could it be that old bastard from Baldy Wang in the West City? This old bastard still drinks tea with my master at noon, and calls me brother and brother, but in a blink of an eye, he will do something wrong. I will never let him go." Qi Ye ran away violently.

"Neither of them, Seventh Master."

"Who is that? Who dares to beat you up like this? Didn't you call me Qi Ye?"

"I don't know the villain. He is a young man like a rabbit. I have never seen him on Yingtian Street. His four servants are really fierce. I went to Lao Jiang's dim sum shop on South Street to collect the plate fee. This guy came up and hit him immediately, the younger ones were caught off guard, and all of them were seriously injured. You see, these wrists and elbows are dislocated, and several leg bones have been broken. They are still lying on the bed right now. Going back to the spring hall with your legs hanging."

"What? Who is so bold and strikes so hard? How come you weren't injured?"

"Don't talk about it, I lost my face this time, those thieves knocked out a few of my front teeth, and... also... and stuffed my mouth with cow dung and donkey dung, little one This time I'm ashamed to see anyone, Qi Ye wants to make the decision for the younger one, help the younger one arrest this kid, if I don't feed him shit, how can I swallow this breath."

Qi Ye took a deep breath, his face became gloomy all of a sudden, he couldn't stop thinking, Zhu Laizi still thought that Qi Ye didn't believe it, he raised his head and bared his mouth with a few missing teeth for Qi Ye to see, Qi Ye heard Feeling a stench, he couldn't help but frowned, and fanned the air with his hands.

A group of hooligans with dislocated arms and arms behind them couldn't help laughing and shook their bodies. When shaking, the sore spots on their arms made them grin their teeth in pain, with strange expressions on their faces.

That Qi Ye thought for a while and said to a local ruffian: "Go to the next door and call Xiao Hu over, let's discuss it."

Zhu Laizi changed his face and said: "Qi Ye, don't call him, he doesn't match with me in the first place, if he found out, he wouldn't laugh at me to death."

Qi Ye scolded: "You are a motherfucker who fights in the nest, and you use your brain more when you do things. Xiao Hu's brain is a hundred times smarter than yours. Do you think this is so simple? I called him here to give you an idea. I'm blind." Chickens with no eyes, they know how to peck randomly in their own cages."

Zhu Laizi bowed his head and remained silent, the little ruffian ran to the next door to invite someone, after a while, a short young man pushed the door and came in, his clothes were still open, his face was full of satisfaction, and he said as soon as he entered the door: "Qi Ye Looking for me? I'm so busy over there, that girl is really good, the girl in the south is a water spirit, once you poke it in, it oozes water. Oh, hey, this is not Mrs. Zhu, why is this picture Mo Yang, what's wrong with the mouth? It's so swollen that it's as high as old man Liu's steamed pancakes."

Zhu Manizi was annoyed and turned his head to ignore him, Qi Ye explained on his behalf: "Little Hu, Laizi has suffered a great loss." Immediately, he described the inhuman torture that Zhu Manizi and others suffered.

Little Hu laughed and fell down, pointing at Zhu Laizi and said: "Uncle Zhu has a good appetite, what's the taste of that thing? I have eaten a lot of delicacies from mountains and seas since my little Hu grew up, but I haven't eaten this thing yet. Haha Ha ha."

Zhu Manizi almost lost his anger, and scolded angrily: "Zhi Niang, I want to know why you don't go to the street to eat a few bites?"

Xiao Hu said with a smile: "I'm afraid I don't have that kind of luck. Haha, Uncle Zhu is so lucky."

Zhu Laizi clenched his fist and wanted to do it when he saw it, Qi Ye snorted and said: "Little Hu, I called you here to analyze who this group of people are and how we should deal with them. It's useless, my brothers are at a disadvantage, so I'm not afraid to flash my tongue when I say such sarcastic words."

Xiao Hu put away his smile, cupped his hands and said: "What Qiye said is that this matter really needs to be considered."

"Think about it! It's just a little boy with a fair face and a few servants. Seventh Master, you give me a dozen of them, and I will raid their homes at night." Zhu Manizi shouted.

"You bastard, where did you take people to look for him? Do you think they are waiting for you to find trouble? Where are they? Are they locals from Yingtianfu? Besides, what is it that this person dares to do so hard?" Do you know the background? In case it is in the yamen of some adult, who will wipe your ass for you if you mess around? What an idiot." Xiao Hu scolded contemptuously.

"Fuck you, you're the fucking idiot. I'm not like you. I'm full of gossip. I work for Qiye with real knives and guns. I'm counting on you, a coward, from Nancheng. The land is long gone." Zhu Manizi fought back angrily.

"Shut up, what little nonsense is saying is very reasonable. We need to find out the details of that person before we can care about it. Let's not pull hairs on the tiger. If the matter becomes serious, the master will not spare us." Qi Ye stood up road.

"Then is it so cheap for them? We have hurt so many brothers, how can the little one explain it?"

"Everyone goes to the master to get five hundred wen to recuperate from illness, Xiaohu will do the rest for you, and you can go to recuperate with peace of mind, and let you lead someone to do it when you have a good idea. In short, I don't want to teach you how to be angry."

"Master Qi, then..."

"Stop talking, back down, I'll discuss it with Xiao Hu." Qi Ye's tone was not kind, and Zhu Mangzi didn't dare to talk too much, so he glared at Xiao Hu angrily, waved his hand, and led the people out, and soon he was gone. Hearing a burst of crying from below, it was obvious that Zhu Manizi was venting his anger on others.

Qi Ye sighed, shook his head, pointed to the chair in front of him and said, "Little Hu, sit down and talk."

Xiao Hu thanked him, and sitting across from him, Qi Ye said: "Zhu Mangy is a fool, don't be as knowledgeable as him, your intelligence is several times higher than his, and the master praises you for being willing to use your brain, and your future will definitely be limitless, but don't worry." Compare it with this idiot."

Xiao Hu hurriedly got up and bowed: "How can Hu De be able to get the master's praise, it must be the result of Qi Ye's kind words, and the villain must be Qi Ye's heart-wrenching, so I will not hesitate."

"Sit down, sit down." Master Qi beckoned and said, "Work hard, the position of Nancheng Boss will be yours in two years, and in a few years, the master will definitely recommend you to serve in the government. Don't forget me, old thing."

Xiao Hu hurriedly said: "How dare you, thank you Qiye for your cultivation."

Qi Ye laughed loudly, before the laughter stopped, and said in a low voice: "According to your opinion, who did this matter? Who is the young man that Zhu Manizi mentioned, who dares to be so cruel in Nancheng?"

Xiao Hu rolled his eyes, and said: "The villain's analysis is nothing more than the following two points, one is that the gang of idiots in the three places in the northeast and west sent people to deliberately make trouble, trying to kill my Nancheng's limelight, Qiye is here The master has a lot of face in front of him, they must be jealous and hate, and use this matter to suppress and vent their anger."

Qi Ye nodded and said: "If this is the case, it's easy to handle. After we find out, we have a reason to deal with them. At the worst, we can bite off a large piece of their land. The master has nothing to say. I'm afraid... that's not the case .”

Xiao Hu raised his eyebrows and said: "If it wasn't for the above reasons, it might be done by a certain official in the yamen, or a certain stunned young man. I think that this person's hands are so ruthless that it must not be done by ordinary people. I have to send someone to investigate this matter secretly, and find out the background before we can do anything. It's fine for small officials. If it's the son of a high-ranking official in the imperial court, this matter can only be covered temporarily. It's not easy to explain."

Qi Ye said: "That's right, I'll leave this matter to you. I've been investigating secretly for the past few days. There are a lot of pavements in the surrounding houses. Someone must have seen that kid. You only need to find out his background and identity." You can prescribe the right medicine; this matter will soon spread across the four cities, and you have to go to the yamen to say hello, please don't interfere with Butou Song and the others, we'd better settle our own affairs, lest those jokers say Mouth."

Xiao Hu nodded and said: "Don't worry, Seventh Master, this small matter has been settled properly, you just wait to hear it."

Qi Ye smiled and said: "Then there will be brother Lao. Is the girl next door good? You go to score twice. I am disturbed by Zhu Laizi, and I am not in the mood now."

Xiao Hu snickered and said: "Don't worry, Ai Ai's little tongue is well-known. You only need to tease Qiye around your guy, and Qiye can poke a big hole in the sky."

The two looked at each other with sly smiles, and immediately burst out laughing with 'haha', 'hehe'.