The Happy Life of Small Officials in Northern Song Dynasty
Chapter 406 Pretend to be crazy
Su Jin reached out and took out an ingot of gold from his bosom, held it up high and said, "I don't have a number plate, but I do have this thing. How much do you pay for your number plate? You can buy three yuan on the spot, sir? You can open the door of this brothel." Isn’t doing business all about seeking money?”
Sister Gui seemed to be having a fit, and she suppressed her anger and said, "Young master is right. Opening the door to do business is indeed asking for money, but..."
"Isn't this the end? Isn't it for money? No, make a price. Visit and download txt novels" Su Jin interrupted her.
"It's not a matter of money. Our Hongying Studio is no better than brothels in other places. Being rich may not be easy to do. Forgive me, my lord. If you don't have a license plate, please go to another house. Our Hongying Studio will not serve you." Sister Gui began to be blunt in her words.
Ma Han jumped up and said, "Damn, what the hell, you're the bitch over here with gold inlaid on it? A bunch of scumbags are still dragged like ladies."
Sister Gui yelled coldly: "This master speaks more cleanly. He doesn't look around and you don't ask around. Is this red movie theater a place for you to play wild?"
Su Jin said: "What kind of place is this? Isn't this the Yangzhou mansion under the rule of the Song Dynasty? I have traveled all over the world, and I have never heard that you need to get a number plate when visiting a kiln. A kiln is a kiln. That is the man of the world." Looking for fun and happy places, but you have a lot of rules in this broken building, let me tell you, the young master is going to enter today, what's the matter?"
Sister Gui said in a cold voice: "Are you playing tricks? This son is not very young, and he is not young. I am afraid that he just left the house and doesn't know the heights of the world. My old lady advises you, hurry up and leave, I want to find our Red Cinema Uncomfortable, you have to experience it for a few years before you say it.”
Sister Gui waved her hand, and the two big men behind her moved forward with their stomachs outstretched, as if they were going to fight if they disagreed.
Su Jin laughed loudly and said: "Blind your dog's eyes, even your Master Feng is polite when he sees the young master. Today, the young master's temper was provoked by you. I didn't say anything, and I called you Feng Master to come here." , otherwise the young master wants you to look good."
Sister Gui was taken aback for a moment, this kid actually knew that the backstage boss of the Red Shadow Studio was Master Feng, he might not seem like a man to be provoked; but since he knew that Master Feng was the backstage, he was making such blatant noise, if it wasn't for finding fault on purpose I'm afraid there are really some backstage.
"If you dare to ask the master's surname and name, I have poor eyesight, please enlighten me." Sister Gui's tone obviously softened a lot.
"I don't have time to talk to you, go and call your master Feng, the young master is just waiting here." Su Jin tilted his neck with his eyes upturned and gave a playful look.
Sister Gui hesitated for a while, she is a woman after all, she didn't have any ideas for a while, but the two guards beside her couldn't bear it anymore, stepped forward and shouted: "Boy, is my Master Feng the one you can see whenever you want? Lao Tzu Seeing that you are a swindler, knowing that my Master Feng has no time to see you, he is here to make noise; if you don't leave, I will throw you into the latrine over there."
Su Jin said angrily, "Slap your mouth!"
Ma Han's figure was like lightning, he bullied him, stretched out his hands to make two mouths, and beat the big man who was talking until his eyes were full of stars.
When Ma Han made a move, the other party didn't want to do it. Sister Gui was holding back before, but since she made a move, she couldn't just sit and watch, and shouted towards the door with a sharp voice: "Oh, it's terrible, cat! Dog! You're not dead yet. , There are troublemakers outside."
Following this shout, there was a burst of noise inside, and a dozen big men rushed out of the door, all of them staring around with their eyes open, shouting in their mouths: "Where is it? Where is it? Who is so blind? Dare to come here to play wild."
The passers-by watching all around dodged one after another, fearing that the fight would harm Chi Yu.
Ma Han and Zhang Long set up a stance to protect Su Jin from the left to the right. The group of people did not wait for Sister Gui to point out, they already knew that it was the three people in front of them, because these three guys didn't run away, and they were still posing; so they rushed forward He came to surround the three of them, and the janitor who was beaten covered his mouth and pointed at Su Jin and said loudly: "Brothers, give me a hard beating, hey, my teeth!"
In the chaos, Su Jin saw a woman walking towards this side from the courtyard, and everyone around her nodded and bowed to salute when they saw her, and they were concerned, so they shouted loudly: "A bunch of blind people! , You actually dare to challenge this envoy, there are too many of you today, I think you are ruthless, but you wait, within half an hour, I will not bring officers and soldiers to blow up your red studio Chaotian, my master is not called Su Jin, but my surname is yours!"
Su Jin led Ma Han and Zhang Long to leave cursingly. How could the gang of thugs allow them to get away so easily, and surrounded them one after another. Some people cursed loudly: "You want to run after hitting someone? It's not that easy. Leave it behind." Let's talk about one leg."
I suddenly heard a woman's voice behind me saying majesticly: "Get out of here! A bunch of idiots!"
After a pause, the voice said again: "Young Master in front, please go slowly."
Su Jin stopped and turned around and said, "What? Are you really planning to keep my own leg? Master's leg is so heavy, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."
The woman in front of her was around thirty, with a coquettish and bone-destroying beauty, wearing a red dress on her tight body, she looked sharp and capable.
The woman in red said a blessing: "Young master, where did you say that? The people below are blind and can't recognize real people's faces. Is the young master's name Su Jin?"
Su Jin said: "What's the matter? Does the name get in the way of your business?"
The woman smiled sweetly and said, "Master, you have such a big temper, didn't you just quarrel with each other just now? Is it worth it to be so angry? I want to ask, you are our great benefactor of Yangzhou City, known as Su Qingtian's grain affairs Special envoy Su Jin?"
Su Jin said: "Don't embarrass me, you can't even get in the door of a brothel, and you are talking about the great benefactor of Yangzhou City; you deserve it, and you shouldn't care about your broken things in Yangzhou at all. It didn't end well, come out Looking for fun and almost being chased and beaten."
The woman chuckled and said: "It turns out that the envoy is really rude. It is our honor for the envoy to come to my Red Studio. The envoy should not blame the subordinates of the slave. They don't know you either. This is not a big deal." Has the water washed away to the Dragon King Temple? Master Su, please come in, and I will serve you tea in person to apologize."
Everyone was stunned, they didn't expect that the young man in front of him was really an official, and he was Su Qingtian who was widely rumored in Yangzhou City, but seeing this boy's domineering and domineering appearance, he looked like an official at all, and some people would believe him if he was a dandy. , what kind of Master Qingtian is he, he doesn't even look like one at all.
"Stay out of the way? Are you waiting to be beaten?" The woman in red shouted at a group of thugs whose eyes were jumping wildly.
Turning around and smiling, he said to Su Jin, "Master Special Envoy, please come in and have a cup of tea to calm down."
Su Jin shook his head like a rattle and said, "Who knows what kind of trick you are playing, trying to lure the young master in and then close the door to beat the dog? I only know Feng, you cats and dogs. I don't know any of you."
The woman was not angry, and said with a smile: "The special envoy is quite angry, but my master Feng went to Daming Temple to pay respects to the Buddha today, and he hasn't come back yet. Why don't you come and talk with me first, or find a few sisters?" How about playing with your lord first, and invite him to meet your lord after Master Feng comes back?"
Su Jin said: "Really? Don't lie to me."
The woman said with a charming smile: "I'm so brave that I don't dare to lie to the special envoy. I'm afraid that the special envoy will bring troops to blow up my restaurant."
Su Jin laughed and said: "It's good that you understand, you can talk quite well with your mouth, other girls don't need to call, it's just you, you come to play with me, and wait while you play."
"Straight mother thief, what did you say?"
"Shut your beak!"
Su Jin's words caused a burst of shouting and cursing from around him.
Su Jin said angrily: "What's the matter? Are you fucking guilty?"
The woman giggled and said: "My lord wants my slave to serve me, so I naturally want it, but my slave belongs to Master Feng, so I have to get Master Feng's consent first, otherwise Master Feng will not soak my slave in a pigsty if he finds out." Is it?"
Su Jin yelled that she couldn't take it anymore. This woman had a sense of indifference all over her body. On the surface she looked very charming, but in fact she was very skilled in speaking. She pretended to be stupid and talked nonsense on purpose just to touch her temper. It will be easy to start later, but it seems that the needle hidden in the cotton is definitely not easy to deal with.
"So it's Master Feng's person. I'm being reckless, but it's fine to chat with me. What's the girl's name?"
"Nujia Mihua, all the sisters are called Nujia Mihua Niang, please, my lord, I just want to offer tea to make amends."
"Mihua? Good name, popcorn... Well, it's white and fragrant, and it suits a girl very well, but these people call you Mi Huaniang, which is a bit inappropriate. You are obviously a teenage girl. What's the matter?" It's really strange to use the word 'Mother'."
Everyone rolled their eyes in unison, this kid is full of nonsense, it is better to meet him than to be famous, it is rumored that this Su Qingtian is such a heroic young man, how amazing, he only found out when he met him, he is just a little nymphomaniac.
Ignoring the contemptuous gazes of others, Su Jin stepped into the Red Studio and looked around. The Red Studio was really different from the brothel in his imagination. There was no flirting, cursing, or foul language. Some of the provocative voices are just melodious, while others are full of elegance and elegance while singing poems and drinking wine.
"Master Su, please." Mi Hua led the way in a soft voice, and walked along a side passage next to the lobby to a beautiful house.
"My lord, please, this is the residence of the slave family. My lord has a noble status, but I can't sit and drink tea with those people outside, and I won't be embarrassed after meeting those people."
Su Jin said in his heart: I came to the brothel with great fanfare, so there is nothing to be ashamed of, but this little lady is also careful and considerate. She can think of other people's thoughts, no wonder she is from the service industry.
Mi Hua took off the fluffy cloak and handed it to the maid who came up, and ordered: "Brew a pot of the best Keemun black tea and bring it up, and add some charcoal to the brazier, don't freeze Master Su."
Su Jin waved his hand and said, "This envoy doesn't drink black tea, but green tea."
Mi Hua laughed and said, "My lord's taste is similar to that of Master Feng, and Master Feng only drinks green tea instead of black tea."
Su Jin said: "Black tea looks like blood, and it tastes disgusting to drink. I don't know if Master Feng feels the same as this envoy."
Mi Hua's smile froze, and she said in embarrassment: "I didn't even ask about it, so the metaphor of Master Shi is really novel."
Su Jin raised her eyebrows and said, "Girl Mi Hua might as well ask, Master Feng may feel the same as me."
Mi Hua smiled coquettishly: "Wouldn't it be better for Mr. Su to come and ask him in person later? Master Feng doesn't like talkative women."
Su Jin laughed and said, "Alright, then I'll ask him myself, but I don't know if I can have a chance to sit and drink with him."
Mi Hua was startled and said, "What do you mean, my lord?"
Su Jin waved his hand and said, "Haha, just kidding, huh? Why hasn't the tea been served yet? I'm so hungry and thirsty."
Sister Gui seemed to be having a fit, and she suppressed her anger and said, "Young master is right. Opening the door to do business is indeed asking for money, but..."
"Isn't this the end? Isn't it for money? No, make a price. Visit and download txt novels" Su Jin interrupted her.
"It's not a matter of money. Our Hongying Studio is no better than brothels in other places. Being rich may not be easy to do. Forgive me, my lord. If you don't have a license plate, please go to another house. Our Hongying Studio will not serve you." Sister Gui began to be blunt in her words.
Ma Han jumped up and said, "Damn, what the hell, you're the bitch over here with gold inlaid on it? A bunch of scumbags are still dragged like ladies."
Sister Gui yelled coldly: "This master speaks more cleanly. He doesn't look around and you don't ask around. Is this red movie theater a place for you to play wild?"
Su Jin said: "What kind of place is this? Isn't this the Yangzhou mansion under the rule of the Song Dynasty? I have traveled all over the world, and I have never heard that you need to get a number plate when visiting a kiln. A kiln is a kiln. That is the man of the world." Looking for fun and happy places, but you have a lot of rules in this broken building, let me tell you, the young master is going to enter today, what's the matter?"
Sister Gui said in a cold voice: "Are you playing tricks? This son is not very young, and he is not young. I am afraid that he just left the house and doesn't know the heights of the world. My old lady advises you, hurry up and leave, I want to find our Red Cinema Uncomfortable, you have to experience it for a few years before you say it.”
Sister Gui waved her hand, and the two big men behind her moved forward with their stomachs outstretched, as if they were going to fight if they disagreed.
Su Jin laughed loudly and said: "Blind your dog's eyes, even your Master Feng is polite when he sees the young master. Today, the young master's temper was provoked by you. I didn't say anything, and I called you Feng Master to come here." , otherwise the young master wants you to look good."
Sister Gui was taken aback for a moment, this kid actually knew that the backstage boss of the Red Shadow Studio was Master Feng, he might not seem like a man to be provoked; but since he knew that Master Feng was the backstage, he was making such blatant noise, if it wasn't for finding fault on purpose I'm afraid there are really some backstage.
"If you dare to ask the master's surname and name, I have poor eyesight, please enlighten me." Sister Gui's tone obviously softened a lot.
"I don't have time to talk to you, go and call your master Feng, the young master is just waiting here." Su Jin tilted his neck with his eyes upturned and gave a playful look.
Sister Gui hesitated for a while, she is a woman after all, she didn't have any ideas for a while, but the two guards beside her couldn't bear it anymore, stepped forward and shouted: "Boy, is my Master Feng the one you can see whenever you want? Lao Tzu Seeing that you are a swindler, knowing that my Master Feng has no time to see you, he is here to make noise; if you don't leave, I will throw you into the latrine over there."
Su Jin said angrily, "Slap your mouth!"
Ma Han's figure was like lightning, he bullied him, stretched out his hands to make two mouths, and beat the big man who was talking until his eyes were full of stars.
When Ma Han made a move, the other party didn't want to do it. Sister Gui was holding back before, but since she made a move, she couldn't just sit and watch, and shouted towards the door with a sharp voice: "Oh, it's terrible, cat! Dog! You're not dead yet. , There are troublemakers outside."
Following this shout, there was a burst of noise inside, and a dozen big men rushed out of the door, all of them staring around with their eyes open, shouting in their mouths: "Where is it? Where is it? Who is so blind? Dare to come here to play wild."
The passers-by watching all around dodged one after another, fearing that the fight would harm Chi Yu.
Ma Han and Zhang Long set up a stance to protect Su Jin from the left to the right. The group of people did not wait for Sister Gui to point out, they already knew that it was the three people in front of them, because these three guys didn't run away, and they were still posing; so they rushed forward He came to surround the three of them, and the janitor who was beaten covered his mouth and pointed at Su Jin and said loudly: "Brothers, give me a hard beating, hey, my teeth!"
In the chaos, Su Jin saw a woman walking towards this side from the courtyard, and everyone around her nodded and bowed to salute when they saw her, and they were concerned, so they shouted loudly: "A bunch of blind people! , You actually dare to challenge this envoy, there are too many of you today, I think you are ruthless, but you wait, within half an hour, I will not bring officers and soldiers to blow up your red studio Chaotian, my master is not called Su Jin, but my surname is yours!"
Su Jin led Ma Han and Zhang Long to leave cursingly. How could the gang of thugs allow them to get away so easily, and surrounded them one after another. Some people cursed loudly: "You want to run after hitting someone? It's not that easy. Leave it behind." Let's talk about one leg."
I suddenly heard a woman's voice behind me saying majesticly: "Get out of here! A bunch of idiots!"
After a pause, the voice said again: "Young Master in front, please go slowly."
Su Jin stopped and turned around and said, "What? Are you really planning to keep my own leg? Master's leg is so heavy, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."
The woman in front of her was around thirty, with a coquettish and bone-destroying beauty, wearing a red dress on her tight body, she looked sharp and capable.
The woman in red said a blessing: "Young master, where did you say that? The people below are blind and can't recognize real people's faces. Is the young master's name Su Jin?"
Su Jin said: "What's the matter? Does the name get in the way of your business?"
The woman smiled sweetly and said, "Master, you have such a big temper, didn't you just quarrel with each other just now? Is it worth it to be so angry? I want to ask, you are our great benefactor of Yangzhou City, known as Su Qingtian's grain affairs Special envoy Su Jin?"
Su Jin said: "Don't embarrass me, you can't even get in the door of a brothel, and you are talking about the great benefactor of Yangzhou City; you deserve it, and you shouldn't care about your broken things in Yangzhou at all. It didn't end well, come out Looking for fun and almost being chased and beaten."
The woman chuckled and said: "It turns out that the envoy is really rude. It is our honor for the envoy to come to my Red Studio. The envoy should not blame the subordinates of the slave. They don't know you either. This is not a big deal." Has the water washed away to the Dragon King Temple? Master Su, please come in, and I will serve you tea in person to apologize."
Everyone was stunned, they didn't expect that the young man in front of him was really an official, and he was Su Qingtian who was widely rumored in Yangzhou City, but seeing this boy's domineering and domineering appearance, he looked like an official at all, and some people would believe him if he was a dandy. , what kind of Master Qingtian is he, he doesn't even look like one at all.
"Stay out of the way? Are you waiting to be beaten?" The woman in red shouted at a group of thugs whose eyes were jumping wildly.
Turning around and smiling, he said to Su Jin, "Master Special Envoy, please come in and have a cup of tea to calm down."
Su Jin shook his head like a rattle and said, "Who knows what kind of trick you are playing, trying to lure the young master in and then close the door to beat the dog? I only know Feng, you cats and dogs. I don't know any of you."
The woman was not angry, and said with a smile: "The special envoy is quite angry, but my master Feng went to Daming Temple to pay respects to the Buddha today, and he hasn't come back yet. Why don't you come and talk with me first, or find a few sisters?" How about playing with your lord first, and invite him to meet your lord after Master Feng comes back?"
Su Jin said: "Really? Don't lie to me."
The woman said with a charming smile: "I'm so brave that I don't dare to lie to the special envoy. I'm afraid that the special envoy will bring troops to blow up my restaurant."
Su Jin laughed and said: "It's good that you understand, you can talk quite well with your mouth, other girls don't need to call, it's just you, you come to play with me, and wait while you play."
"Straight mother thief, what did you say?"
"Shut your beak!"
Su Jin's words caused a burst of shouting and cursing from around him.
Su Jin said angrily: "What's the matter? Are you fucking guilty?"
The woman giggled and said: "My lord wants my slave to serve me, so I naturally want it, but my slave belongs to Master Feng, so I have to get Master Feng's consent first, otherwise Master Feng will not soak my slave in a pigsty if he finds out." Is it?"
Su Jin yelled that she couldn't take it anymore. This woman had a sense of indifference all over her body. On the surface she looked very charming, but in fact she was very skilled in speaking. She pretended to be stupid and talked nonsense on purpose just to touch her temper. It will be easy to start later, but it seems that the needle hidden in the cotton is definitely not easy to deal with.
"So it's Master Feng's person. I'm being reckless, but it's fine to chat with me. What's the girl's name?"
"Nujia Mihua, all the sisters are called Nujia Mihua Niang, please, my lord, I just want to offer tea to make amends."
"Mihua? Good name, popcorn... Well, it's white and fragrant, and it suits a girl very well, but these people call you Mi Huaniang, which is a bit inappropriate. You are obviously a teenage girl. What's the matter?" It's really strange to use the word 'Mother'."
Everyone rolled their eyes in unison, this kid is full of nonsense, it is better to meet him than to be famous, it is rumored that this Su Qingtian is such a heroic young man, how amazing, he only found out when he met him, he is just a little nymphomaniac.
Ignoring the contemptuous gazes of others, Su Jin stepped into the Red Studio and looked around. The Red Studio was really different from the brothel in his imagination. There was no flirting, cursing, or foul language. Some of the provocative voices are just melodious, while others are full of elegance and elegance while singing poems and drinking wine.
"Master Su, please." Mi Hua led the way in a soft voice, and walked along a side passage next to the lobby to a beautiful house.
"My lord, please, this is the residence of the slave family. My lord has a noble status, but I can't sit and drink tea with those people outside, and I won't be embarrassed after meeting those people."
Su Jin said in his heart: I came to the brothel with great fanfare, so there is nothing to be ashamed of, but this little lady is also careful and considerate. She can think of other people's thoughts, no wonder she is from the service industry.
Mi Hua took off the fluffy cloak and handed it to the maid who came up, and ordered: "Brew a pot of the best Keemun black tea and bring it up, and add some charcoal to the brazier, don't freeze Master Su."
Su Jin waved his hand and said, "This envoy doesn't drink black tea, but green tea."
Mi Hua laughed and said, "My lord's taste is similar to that of Master Feng, and Master Feng only drinks green tea instead of black tea."
Su Jin said: "Black tea looks like blood, and it tastes disgusting to drink. I don't know if Master Feng feels the same as this envoy."
Mi Hua's smile froze, and she said in embarrassment: "I didn't even ask about it, so the metaphor of Master Shi is really novel."
Su Jin raised her eyebrows and said, "Girl Mi Hua might as well ask, Master Feng may feel the same as me."
Mi Hua smiled coquettishly: "Wouldn't it be better for Mr. Su to come and ask him in person later? Master Feng doesn't like talkative women."
Su Jin laughed and said, "Alright, then I'll ask him myself, but I don't know if I can have a chance to sit and drink with him."
Mi Hua was startled and said, "What do you mean, my lord?"
Su Jin waved his hand and said, "Haha, just kidding, huh? Why hasn't the tea been served yet? I'm so hungry and thirsty."
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