The Happy Life of Small Officials in Northern Song Dynasty

Xiao Temo and others were taken aback by Su Jin and others rushing in in the middle of the night. When the Liao soldiers on duty at night went to report, they didn't make it clear. He didn't dress well, and rushed out with a huge mace in his chest that was tangled with black hair.

Seeing his posture, Su Jin was also startled. This guy is really careful. He always holds a mace when he comes out to greet guests.

"In the middle of the night, what are you bringing your troops here for? Is it possible that you are going to kill me? I will fight with you." Xiao Temo roared like thunder.

Su Jin was stunned, and immediately realized that it was a misunderstanding, and hurriedly waved his hands and said, "Miss Xiao, you misunderstood. If there is no urgent matter, why would I come to disturb your envoy in the middle of the night?"

Xiao Temo said: "What's the rush? Can't we talk about it tomorrow?"

Su Jin said: "We have caught the culprit behind the scenes. Don't you want to know who it is? I brought you all the people."

After finishing speaking, on one side of his body, the three party members under the light of the torch were exposed.

Then Xiao Temo welcomed Su Jin and others into the post with suspicion, but all the soldiers blocked the door, and only let Su Jin and Fu Bi's followers enter.

After everyone was seated, Su Jin told Xiao Temo all the ins and outs of the matter, and put wigs, daggers, poison pills and other things on the case to support them.

Xiao Temo didn't believe it before, but he didn't believe it until he put all the evidence in front of him and checked the three men's bald Mediterranean hairstyles.

"Damn it, it really is a Tangut member of Xixia, definitely not a member of the Song Dynasty or the Dangxiang scattered in our Daliao territory. I know this very well."

Su Jin hurriedly asked: "Why are you so sure?"

Xiao Temo said: "The baldness order was issued only when Xixia Yuanhao was in power. How could the rest of the Dangxiang clan scattered in other countries know about this order? Only those under Yuanhao's jurisdiction will follow the baldness order. A little bald ladle."

Su Jin was completely relieved now. Originally, he only judged that they belonged to the Xixia Dangxiang clan based on their behavior and equipment, but now Xiao Temo's words further proved his judgment was correct.

"What do you guys think? Is this bastard Yuan Hao playing with women and playing with his brain? Is he really crazy to even snatch his daughter-in-law to be his concubine? He actually sent someone to make things difficult for Daliao."

Su Jin cupped his hands and said: "We came to ask for advice late at night because we couldn't figure out the twists and turns here; the other three people didn't speak up, and the other party member would rather commit suicide than say a word, it's nothing Confessions and proofs."

Xiao Temo said angrily: "Don't speak up? I'll make them speak up. I don't have anyone who doesn't speak up in my hands, unless they are dead."

Su Jin and Fu Bi looked at each other, and Fu Bi nodded slightly, which meant that it was better to let Xiao Temo come to interrogate, lest he half-believe and think there was something tricky about it.

"Since your envoy is willing to go out, I can't wait to ask for it; to be honest, I have already broken more than a dozen canes, and they didn't even utter a word, and almost killed themselves by biting their tongues, so we had no choice but to use wooden wedges. Mouth gagged."

Xiao Temo burst into laughter and said, "Bite your tongue to kill yourself? A joke, you can stop him from biting his tongue with a wooden wedge, but they can't explain it? You Song people are stupid, it's so simple Nothing works well."

There was no reason for Su Jin and Fu Bi to be taunted by him. They were so depressed that they were dying. Fu Bi said angrily, "Is there any good way for you? Can you talk and prevent yourself from biting your tongue?"

Xiao Temo rolled up his sleeves, the muscles on his two black mallet-like arms bulged, he reached out and picked up the black marble inkstone on the desk, and shouted: "Two tigers and three tigers, bring one here."

Two tigers and three tigers stepped forward, dragged a member of the Dangxiang clan from Song Bing's hand, and carried it to Xiao Temo like a chicken. Unable to stop, Pu Tong knelt on the ground.

Xiao Temo shouted: "Fix his head, pull out the wooden wedge in his mouth; don't let his mouth close."

Erhu stretched out his hand to pull out the wooden wedge, Su Jin hurriedly reminded: "Don't let him bite your tongue, if you can't get a confession, you won't be able to figure out the whole story."

Xiao Temo laughed and said: "What kind of crazy are you?" After saying that, he raised the inkstone high, blinked at the party member and said, "Don't move around, it will smash your jawbone crookedly. Don't blame me."

Fu Bi also thought that Xiao Te was about to smash this person to death with an inkstone, and hurriedly said: "Master Xiao think twice, don't be impulsive."

Xiao Temo didn't answer any more, he swung the inkstone in his hand with a whining sound, and slammed it on the cheek of the party member, and heard a chaotic sound of Kerala, several big dies flew out, followed by blood splashing out, Dripping dripping dripped all over his mouth and body, looking miserable and disgusting.

"I don't know how long he hasn't rinsed his mouth. This taste is really offensive." Xiao Temo wiped the saliva on his face and spit a few times, the thing in his hand kept falling down one after another, just listening There was a crackling sound, and in a short while, the gangster man's mouth full of teeth was smashed out. His mouth was suppressed first, and then immediately swelled up, like two balls of cotton in his mouth.

Xiao Temo ordered someone to bring a lantern, and personally held it close to the swollen mouth of the party member, checked inside and out, then heaved a sigh of relief and threw the inkstone on the table: "Let him go, this guy's mouth Without a single tooth, I don't believe it can bite off the tongue with the root of the tooth?"

Su Jin's head was full of black lines. It turned out that this guy's method was to smash other people's teeth. It was indeed a good way to be able to speak without being afraid of biting their tongues. I didn't expect that Xiao Temo also liked the inkstone wheel, so it was a good match for him. I like to use bricks, but Xiao Temo likes to use inkstones.

Looking at the party member again, his mouth was full of blood, all his gums were torn, his teeth were all smashed out, he screamed in pain and rolled on the ground.

"I can't bear such a little pain, and you want to make trouble like others? I think you are so stubborn, it seems that you are just a pussy." Xiao Temo washed his hands and wiped his face, but still sneered vaguely.

Su Jin cupped his hands and said, "It's really a good idea, but it's too bloody."

Xiao Temo laughed loudly and said: "Is this also called bloody? You can tell at a glance that you have never done anything; this envoy was once ordered to garrison Liaoyang Tokyo Mansion. At that time, the dwarves of Koryo Kingdom liked to disturb troubles at the border. This gang The guys all ran across the border to cause harm, and one day I personally led the team, set up an ambush in the mountains east of Baozhou, and captured a dozen Korean dwarves, guess how I concocted them?"

Su Jin and Fu Bi were not willing to guess this, they shook their heads at the same time and said, "I can't guess."

Xiao Temo proudly said: "I'm sorry you can't guess, they are too short and their hands and feet are too short, so I ordered them to grow taller; cut off all their hands and feet, and then connected their arms I sewed them together, and then sewed them on the shoulders and thighs. I forced a dozen dwarves into seven or eight tall ones, and finally dragged them across the border in a bullock cart; They don’t dare to come here to cause trouble again.”

Su Jin almost vomited, this **** is really too cruel, he can do things that animals can't do, and he is proud of it, no wonder people say that the Khitan wolf is cruel, see The blood is excited, and this time it can be regarded as a lesson; Su Jin didn't have a great dislike for Xiao Temo, on the contrary, he felt that this man was rough and cute, and now he has seen his Lushan face thoroughly, and the last trace of goodwill is gone. disappeared without a trace.

Fu Bi sighed and sighed. What he thought was that the Song Dynasty bordered the Liao Kingdom, and there were frequent incidents on the border between the two countries. It is conceivable that the people of the Song Dynasty would be in a miserable situation if they fell into the hands of the Liao people; fortunately, in the past few years Song and Liao have a good relationship, and both sides have a negotiating field at the border, and gradually no longer hostile to each other. Otherwise, wouldn't the border land become a Shura field?

Xiao Temo laughed loudly, a group of Khitan soldiers and followers also laughed, and even the deputy envoy Liu Liufu also laughed. In Su Jin's eyes, the teeth protruding from the mouth of this group were like the fangs of wild animals. The teeth are sharp and terrifying. If the overall situation is not important, Su Jin would like to take down all these guys and smash their teeth one by one with an inkstone.

"Tell me, are you from Western Xia? Who sent you here? What are you here for? If you say it, you won't suffer." Xiao Temo asked softly, staring at the man lying in front of him.

The party member really wanted to live but could not die, his mouth was full of blood and froth, and he looked at Xiao Temo with fiery eyes, but he didn't say a word.

"Pretending to be a hero is useless. In front of this envoy, many people think that their bones are very hard. After being tortured in the end, they still obediently explain themselves. Tell me, isn't it ridiculous to pretend to be a hero before? Come on, this envoy His patience is not very good, and it is scary to lose his temper."

"Your temper is like the sky thunder on our grassland. Once it strikes, it will be deafening and powerful." Liu Liufu offered a well-spoken flattery.

"It's deafening, such a good word! Deputy Envoy Liu is worthy of being a scholar; do you fucking say it or not?"

The party member looked at Xiao Temo coldly, and had no intention of opening his mouth at all. Xiao Temo gritted his teeth and leaned down to stare at him, saying: "What are you doing? Want to see what I look like, will I turn into a ghost to claim my life in the future? Let you see it more clearly."

The party member spat out a mouthful of blood foam, which sprayed Xiao Temo's head and face full of dirty blood, Xiao Temo was furious, and kicked the man's chest with his kick, kicking the man straight to the ground It rolled on the ground like a mud ball, and hit the pillar about Zhang Xu before it stopped like a leaking ball, twisted and motionless on the ground.