The Happy Life of Small Officials in Northern Song Dynasty

Su Jin stretched out his hand and pulled out the cork in the mouth of this party member. Now that he had confessed, he didn't care whether he bit his tongue or not.

"Your name is 'Eating Shit'? That's a very unique name." Su Jin raised his eyebrows and asked.

"...My lord, the villain is called 'Ye Ci Shi', and Ye Ci Shi is one of the seven surnames in our party." Ye Ci Shi knelt down and replied, clutching his swollen cheeks.

Su Jin smiled and said: "Get up, it's good that you can confess; but I'm a little curious, haven't you been forced to take poison? You will die if you recruit, why don't you be tough to the end?"

Ye Cishi whispered: "My lord, the little one didn't take the poisonous pill. There was a chipped tooth in the innermost part of the little one. When taking the medicine, the little one stuck the wax pill in the broken tooth and confused it. I even drank a few pots of croton soup, and let out a small amount of poisonous juice that had melted into my stomach."

Su Jin opened his eyes wide and smacked his lips again and again. He didn't expect this unattractive fat man to be so scheming. It seems that a broken tooth can save a life. How can there be any reason for this?

Fu Bi came up and said: "My dear brother, the confession says that Tuoba Gong and the remaining two party remnants live in the Longxing Inn in the East Second Chamber, so let's hurry up and take people to fetch him, and wait until we come back." Slowly ask about 'eating shit'."

Su Jin shook his head and said, "Now the building must be empty. Once the four of them are caught, how can the three of them stay where they are and wait?"

Fu Bi frowned and said, "Should we seal the gates of the city and search for them? I'm afraid it's inconvenient."

Su Jin said: "No, it's not worth it to mobilize people for these three thieves, and they have chronic poison in their stomachs, so they will definitely not escape; I guess they must still find trouble with Chief Envoy Xiao and others."

Xiao Temo shouted: "I'm afraid he's a bird! These Xixia dogs are bored with their lives, and they actually set their minds on Grandpa. After I go back, I will definitely report this matter to the emperor, so that the emperor can recognize Xixia. The true face of a dog."

Su Jin said with a smile: "That's a must. The Xi thief is taking your Liao country seriously. In order to provoke the relationship between you and us, he has gone crazy."

Xiao Temo said angrily: "Is this envoy not aware that their dog leader Li Yuanhao has sent envoys to my Majesty the Daliao Emperor many times, asking us to send troops from the northeast of the Song Dynasty, saying 'Xia from the northwest, Liao from the northeast' , in the form of iron tongs, immobilizing the people of Song Dynasty, and within a year, the two countries will be able to carve up the rich land of Song State."

Su Jin and Fu Bi were taken aback. Xiao Temo's inadvertently revealed these few words showed that Xia and Liao had long planned to send troops to attack Song Dynasty together, but they didn't know why Liao didn't agree.

Su Jin tentatively said: "Song and Liao are friendly neighbors, how could the emperor of your country be bewitched by him."

Xiao Temo said: "That's natural. My Emperor Daliao has a far-sighted and wise decision, and he can see the tricks of the Xixia dogs at a glance; damn, they march from the northwest, and if everything goes well, they can attack outside Bianliang City within ten days. , We worked so hard from the Northeast twice as far as them, and in the end attracted troops, but Bianliang told them to give it; who didn't know that the gold, silver and jewels in Bianliang City were piled up, they searched them first, but called Let's drink the northwest wind, and we think it's beautiful."

Liu Liufu looked at Xiao Temo in surprise, stretched out his foot and kicked Xiao Temo's calf, didn't the careless envoy Xiao tell the envoy Song everything?This person is really stupid, but the emperor actually asked him to be an envoy. I don't know if there is a wrong nerve in his mind.

Su Jin and Fu Bi's hearts were churning like a tsunami. It turned out that this was the reason that caused the Xia Liao alliance to abort. Two robbers went to grab things, one from the front door and the other from the backyard. The treasures were all in the backyard, and the one at the front door was afraid The one in the backyard took all the treasures and ran away, so he didn't want to do it together; the one in the backyard was blocked by the servants of the family because he didn't have the cover of the robbers in the front yard; Individuals simply cannot cooperate with the full reading of Legend of Heroes.

The two had originally agreed to be gentlemen, but each judged the other with a villain's heart, so it's strange that they can cooperate.

When Xiao Temo was kicked by Liu Liufu, he immediately realized that he had made a slip of the tongue, and hurriedly covered up: "This... is too far away, these words just now are speculations, and they can't be true; in fact, my Emperor Daliao is Thinking of the brotherhood between the two countries, this is why Xia Gou's unreasonable request was rejected."

Su Jin smiled and said: "I believe this, this matter does not belong to the scope of discussion between you and me, let's just talk about how to deal with this matter; tomorrow morning, I will play the imperial court at the morning meeting with the envoy Fu, and the safety of the envoy Xiao Better be careful."

Fu Bi also said: "Your envoy, please allow us to send troops to strengthen the border; in addition, from now on, your envoy should not leave the post for half a step if there is nothing to do, in case of accidents."

Xiao Temo said nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, as long as your Emperor Song didn't want my head, how could a few Xixia dogs kill me."

Su Jin said seriously: "Otherwise, this group of people are already red-eyed, they will die if you don't die, so we still have to be on guard against this kind of people, don't blame me for speaking directly, the life and death of your envoy has nothing to do with us, but since If it is related to the friendship between the two countries, it is beyond your control; this matter is settled like this."

Xiao Temo said: "Are you going to put this envoy under house arrest?"

Su Jin said coldly: "Don't be ignorant of good and evil, we all have good intentions, but you are like a donkey."

Liu Liufu said speculatively: "If the two adults are really thinking about me, and you are afraid that something will happen to the two of us in Bianliang City, then you should hurry up and play the conditions that the emperor of your country promised me in the Daliao Kingdom. Chief Envoy Xiao and I can also lead the team back to the city, and we won't have to bear the burden of our life or death after that."

Su Jin laughed and said: "What you said seems to make sense. In this way, the envoy Fu and I will bring people to invite the two of you to negotiate. In the morning tomorrow, I will also convey the meaning of the two of you to the emperor. In the afternoon How about an answer to you?"

Xiao Temo nodded repeatedly and said: "Very good, very good, to be honest, I don't think so at all about how prosperous and fun your Bianliang City is; I miss going to Beijing after living here for a few days, report it quickly, We're going back to the Liao Kingdom after the talk, it's almost suffocating here."

Su Jin laughed and said: "If Chief Envoy Xiao really feels bored, let's have another competition. It's the same as yesterday morning, and it's still a big win."

Xiao Temo blushed, rolled his eyes and said: "You don't have to remind me that I owe you money, at worst, I will leave ten horses to pay off the debt before I leave. My Xixia horses are all god horses, and each one is worth a few cents. Qianguan, you still need to find me some money and silver to be my envoy."

Su Jin laughed loudly and said: "Okay, Master Xiao is doing a good business. Tomorrow, I will send you 100 taels of silver as an advance payment. If you are so careful, you probably won't eat the meals we provide. This 100 taels is considered as a gift." You eat; before we leave, we will settle the accounts together, anyway, you have brought more than 100 horses, at worst, if you sell a few more horses, I will take all of them according to the order."

Xiao Temo gave Su Jin a hard look, and said: "I am a good horse from Liao Dynasty, and you Song people are drooling. The imperial court strictly forbids selling horses to you in Song Dynasty. If you have to do it this time, don't even think about it. There are enough horses, and I want more, but there is no door."

Su Jin smiled: He waved his hands and ordered people to take away the two party members, one dead and one alive. He and Fu Bi handed over their hands to Xiao Temo and the others and said, "I'll talk about the matter of the horse before we leave. The most important thing right now is yours." Anwei, I left fifty soldiers to patrol the street, and if there is something to do, I can send them to report to me and the rich envoy, and the envoy Xiao to stay! Take care!"

After finishing speaking, he took Fu Bi's arm and hurried away.

At the end of Xiao Temo's mouth, he didn't care. As soon as Su Jin and Fu Bi left, he immediately ordered the post to be searched inside and out, and then sent down an order to double the number of security soldiers from now on. It is not allowed to eat at will when going out, and even the water from the old well in the courtyard is ordered to be probed with a silver needle before it can be used.

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Su Jin and Fu Bi agreed to play this matter together tomorrow morning, and they went back home to rest.

As soon as he entered the door, Su Jin asked Wang Chao what happened to the tough guy who played Tuobafeng, and Wang Chao said: "I'm being held in the yard, this man is bleeding a lot, and I'm a bit confused."

Su Jin hurriedly said: "Hurry up and give him medicine. This man is a man. If he can endure the torture for his family's life, he is a responsible person. Before, I thought it was Li Yuanhao who had some special ability to make them work hard. Now it seems that Li Yuanhao is just a despicable person."

Wang Chao said: "Isn't there poison in this man's stomach? How does the young master know that he is not tough because he must die?"

Su Jin said: "Even if you are a mortal person, those who can endure such torture can be regarded as first-class tough guys, and I feel ashamed of myself; I was thinking just now, if you are caught by the enemy, you will be beaten with a hammer. Can you survive smashing your fingers?"

Wang Chao thought for a while and said: "The villain has never tried it, but the villain will never betray others in order to survive. The young master should know me best."

Su Jin smiled and said: "Don't worry too much, we just assume that you and my brothers have experienced life and death together several times, and we have already become a life-and-death friendship with each other; I just ask that it is because of the torture in my heart that I have endured this kind of torture. There is a group of people who sacrifice their lives to protect them, not some poison, and they are not trying to test you; I know you will definitely be able to survive."

Wang Chao cupped his hands and said: "The villain understands what the young master means. To be honest, the villain has not been subjected to the same torture, so I dare not speak nonsense, but I know that one person will definitely survive."

Su Jin's eyes lit up, he held Wang Chao's hand and said, "I know who it is."

Wang Chao laughed, and turned to help Tuobafeng apply medicine to settle down; Su Jin heaved a sigh of relief, went back to the room, washed up, went to bed and fell asleep peacefully.

Su Jin was a little suspicious. The person the dynasty mentioned was Ma Han. Ma Han beat people so hard that his fingers were broken and smashed. How could he care about the punishment of hitting his fingers with a hammer?Dynasty used Ma Han as a metaphor to express his heartfelt intentions to Su Jin.