The Happy Life of Small Officials in Northern Song Dynasty

"Don't be anxious, senior officials. You are always so anxious, as if you haven't seen a woman for hundreds of years. This matter also pays attention to the mood and atmosphere. How can you be like this?" Ying'er said coquettishly.

"What are you talking about? Brother, I spent a lot of money to come here, isn't it just to have fun with your sisters? Don't spoil brother's interest."

"I didn't say I won't serve you. It's still early. After you did that, you fell asleep. What's the point? If it weren't for you, Mr. Jin, to be lovable, the slave family wouldn't tell you these things." , Jin Daguan is so anxious when he sees the girls, even if the girls like you, they are scared away by you."

Jin Geer laughed and said, "How can there be any woman in the future? I will be satisfied as long as I live with Xiao Yinger for the rest of my life."

Ying'er spat: "My words are not right, these sisters are all wooden people? As soon as I came here, I wanted to play with all the sisters in the garden, and even said that I like me alone." [

Jin Geer laughed and said: "Of course I like you alone. Ask them, why did I ever say that I would redeem them? I only said this to you."

The other women coquettishly refused to obey, blaming the official Jin for his favoritism.

Ying'er smiled and said: "You have a conscience, but I don't like people who come up and spoil the scenery. Girls like to take it easy. You want to redeem me for me and want me to follow you for the rest of your life. You still need to learn how to please me." Happy."

Jin Geer laughed softly: "Didn't you say 'If you want girls to be happy, poke the stick in', what's wrong?"

All the girls shouted and scolded, and Ying'er spat: "Poke your big head ghost, I will teach you today, come, come, sit down and have some wine and snacks first, how about we make a drinking order to have fun?"

Jin Ge'er said: "What kind of drinking order is it? It's very troublesome. I don't know how to do it."

Ying'er said: "Didn't you say that you are the son of a rich family, and you have traveled all over the world to do business? You don't know how to drink or drink? You just play with us insincerely."

Brother Jin waved his hand and said: "Okay, okay, it's up to you, but the drinking laws in my hometown may be different from here, you can explain it clearly first."

Yinger said: "What's the difference? Let's play the simplest game of beating the drum to pass flowers. When the drum beats, whoever owns the flower will have to drink as a fine and compose a poem."

Brother Jin turned pale and said: "Please forgive me, I don't know how to compose poetry, I won't come, you play, brother, I'll just watch."

Ying'er Buyi said: "What's the point of that? It's just to play with you, what's the point of you watching us play? Otherwise, we don't write poems, just tell a story to amuse everyone."

Brother Jin scolded: "What a fucking trouble, let's start, hurry up, I'm in a hurry to get down to business."

There was another burst of swearing from the girls, and Ying'er took a red velvet flower from her temples, took a pair of chopsticks and tapped on the side of the plate twice: "This bento is ready, let's start now, since childhood Hui starts, all the way down."

Everyone cheered up and got ready. Yinger knocked on the plate with her back to everyone. Stopped, when he turned his head to look, Jin Ge'er's thick black fingers were twirling the velvet flower's dazed hairband.

"Congratulations on winning the pick, hurry up and drink, and then tell us a story." All the girls clamored together.

Jin Geer smacked his lips and said, "What's so funny about this? I don't think it's interesting."

Ying'er said: "Don't play tricks. If you lose, you say it's not fun. We think it's fun."

Jin Geer scolded, picked up the wine glass and drank it dry in one gulp, wiped his mouth and blinked his eyes and said, "Tell a story? What are you talking about?"

Everyone said: "It's up to you, you can say whatever you want, as long as it makes us laugh."

Jin Geer said: "Amusing? I really don't know how to do it, and I don't have any good stories in my stomach."

The women said: "It's starting to play tricks again, the dignified man is so unhappy, it's boring."

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Brother Jin said angrily: "Damn, I really don't know how to tell stories. I'm here to have fun, not to tell stories."

Ying'er laughed and said, "Don't worry, high officials. I don't have a story to tell. It's fine to tell your story. It's good to say it anyway. Come on, I want to be strong."

Ying'er shook Jing Ge'er's arm wildly, making Jin Ge'er confused, so she had to say: "Forget it, brother, I will tell you about the hard days in the past. The money is very rich, I lived a life that was not as good as a pig or a dog a long time ago."

Su Jin, who was in the next room, admired this Yinger very much. He could come up with such a trick to ask Jin Geer about his past. Under such circumstances, Jin Geer took the initiative to talk about his experience. Most of the truth is true, which is tantamount to confessing, but Jin Ge'er will never talk about his betrayal, but at least he has some understanding of Jin Ge'er's past.

"I am originally from Yunzhou. My mother died when I was only four years old 20 years ago, and my father married another woman. This woman treated me very badly. She beat and scolded me every day and even refused to let me eat. I was full, so when I was ten years old, I took her clothes out and set fire to them, then stole a few hundred Wen from home and fled to Yunzhou City."

All the girls were screaming, but they didn't expect that Jin Geer, who was like a pervert in front of him, would have such a suffering in childhood.

"After coming to the city of Yunzhou, I spent hundreds of pennies and started a life of begging and wandering. I worked as a car boy for others, a handyman washing horses and feeding, and a A thief, and even a doorman, but there are no good people in this world, everyone I meet will only bully me, not pay me for work, give me leftovers, bad food, beat or scold me if I don't like it It was a day when pigs and dogs were inferior, and I would cry a lot just thinking about it. At that time, I secretly swore that one day I would become a rich man, and then I would humiliate these guys who bullied me one by one. Let them know the fate of bullying me."

"When I was 14 years old, I had my luck. I remember that it was snowing heavily that day. I huddled in the corner and was half-frozen. Suddenly someone woke me up, took me into a house, changed me into clean clothes, and prepared a hot tub. Teng Teng's meal, that person is a small official in Yunzhou, and he happened to lack a handyman around him, so I followed him to wait around, that person was pretty good to me, he was a scholar, he didn't know how to beat and scold Me, treat me kindly."

Ying'er interrupted and said, "Don't you say that you are in business? How come you became an official's entourage again?"

Brother Jin rolled his eyes and said, "Business has been a matter of the past two years. At that time, I was still a child with no money. How did I do business?"

Yinger let out a groan and stopped talking, Jin Geer said: "It's not funny for me to say these things, so let's not talk about it, I am not happy when I say it, and no one wants to mention the past."

All the women said: "Well, it's good to talk about it, we are all hard-working people, how did you get rich later?"

Jin Geer said: "Afterwards, I followed that adult to various places, took care of his family business and became his personal attendant. Although I lived a comfortable life, I got bored after a while; and I found more and more that this This lord is also a decent person. I have been with him for ten years, and the salary he gives me is pitifully low. It is more than half less than other officials’ followers every month. Speaking of which, his salary is not too small. He's not too young, but he doesn't know how to be flexible, someone asks him to do something and give him money, but he refuses it, he would rather let the whole family eat and dress poorly than pretend to be noble, it's really unbearable."

Ying'er said: "This is an upright official, do such officials really exist?"

Brother Jin sneered and said: "An upright official is an upright official. What's the point of having a big family follow him to endure hardship? The people I have waited for for ten years are not paid half as much as others. I even point to making money to marry a wife to do business." If things continue like this, only the year of the monkey and the month of the monkey will make you rich, and you will be able to return to your homeland so that those who bully me will get retribution? Besides, what is the use of an upright official these days? In this world, an upright official is a capable official, who will take care of you?"

Ying'er said: "Then what do you think? After all, this person is kind to you."

Jin Geer took a drink from his glass and sighed: "Yes, he is my great benefactor, but I don't want to live like this for the rest of my life, so I advised him to be flexible and learn from others to be an official. Lao, I said this for his sake, but I didn't expect that he not only didn't appreciate it, but beat me up and scolded me for talking too much, do you think this person is unreasonable?"

After a pause, Jin Geer continued: "When I was 22 years old, I fell in love with a maid named Chunmei in the house. I thought, after following him for so long, it would be a big deal to ask him to make the decision to betroth Chunmei to me. I agreed, but I didn't expect that I would be sternly rejected by him as soon as I said it, saying that I was a toad who wanted to eat swan meat and that I was unruly; not long after that, he actually took Chunmei as his concubine, and a delicate little lady was taken by him. A half-old man was ruined; Chunmei told me secretly that she actually likes me, but the master has already taken a fancy to her, so naturally I have no part in it."

"From then on, I hated him to the bone. How can my brother Jin be such a useless person all his life, so I found an opportunity, quit my job and started my own business, although there are some things I'm sorry for. He, but he can only blame himself for being too mean to me; maybe you will say that my brother Jin is a little ungrateful, but I am glad for my decision, if not, how would I have the happy life I am today?"

The voices of the women and birds, people say right or wrong, after all, they just met each other by chance, and it was fate to trade skins and flesh on the occasion, and it is not appropriate to accuse others; Endu was diluted by a few reprimands and dissatisfaction. This person is a white-eyed wolf, an absolute ungrateful person. [

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