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Chapter 1851 Tang Qian Rules 2.0
Crazy offseason!Multi-giant teams began to appear crazily!Next season, there will be no more than one super strong situation! —Los Angeles Times.

I give the Lakers management full marks for their offseason operations!From now on, I finally don't have to watch Tyrant Tang fight more than one!I've seen enough of the weak defeating the strong!It's time for a super crush! — the bleachers.

The alliance has entered a multi-super situation!In the future, except for a few teams, the rest of the teams will all be accompanying!Will the league become less and less enjoyable to watch? — ESPN.

In the end, the tyrant also embarked on the road of Baotuan!The last lone hero bowed his head to the times! -- ESPN Henry Abbott.

From then on, there will be no Thanos Tang!The Lakers also started to form the Avengers on the 29th! -- ESPN Brian Windhorse.

As soon as these words came out, Tang Qian's iron fan TNT Kate Marin immediately spit out:
For the three consecutive championships, the team has always used whatever configuration is given by the team!In the last year, there were injuries all the way, and the weak defeated the strong all the way. How many teams he defeated in the playoffs were not more than the Lakers giants?That's how he defended his title three times in a row!Don't you think it's not enough?Why haven't I seen you praising the tyrant as a lone hero before?Some people have always been in a group at the top, and even started the era of group reporting at the top. Don't you guys like this always brag about lonely heroes in the playoffs?So here comes the question, a person who doesn’t have an All-Star around him, and a person who has an All-Star insider by his side, and the finals are close to 21+10, tell me who is the lone hero?And don't mention the crap about the referees.As far as the teams in the East are concerned, can they be compared with those in the West?Has Team Cosmos ever won?So in terms of difficulty, people have already operated at the limit this year, is it not enough?
So such a person is a two hundred and five! ! !Just a keyboard warrior! ! !

Barkley also immediately jumped out and said:
He hasn't been in a group at the peak for three consecutive championships, and now all the stars in the league are starting to be shameless in order to deal with him. Isn't he allowed to go crazy?Dare to allow your N star players to fight in groups, and not allow others to have a temper?The three giants are not enough, now they are all equipped with N giants, right?It is the best proof that people won three consecutive championships and did not report to the team!Still need to bow to the times?

Kobe also tweeted:
Three consecutive championships is the strongest evidence!Don't think about anything, my brother Dongfang, you have already proved that you can win the championship without signing up for the team!All that's left is to get on with the show! ! !Mamba spirit! ! !
Olajuwon couldn't help but said:

I am very aware of the situation where the tyrant has one enemy and many stars, and he is playing N stars alone. I can even say that he is even worse than the league environment I was in back then!I really never thought that a team could be the Big Three, the Big Four or even the Big Five!It's still the year of the fight!This is simply something I can't even imagine!He has won 3 times now, does he need to prove anything?One hit five?

Chairman Yao also tweeted:
Very good, isn't it just a dozen five stars, this year I have a chance, prove it, tyrant!
All of a sudden, the discussion of whether Tang Qian was in a group or not began to become a hot topic in the United States. Everyone was arguing on the Internet, and Tang Qian also directly stood up and said: I think that many people feel that their land is not clean, so they should just clean it. , It's all mixed up for you.Make everyone unclean.Then you win.This routine is really LOW!Let me tell you, I just got tired of playing the trumpet, and I want to take a break next season, so I play the tuba.As for what you think, fuck me.

Oh, by the way, by the way, most of the stars you guys love, no matter who they are, have been my... defeats in the past three years.

Did you forget it so soon?
As soon as Tang Qian said this, it was like a stone that stirred up a thousand waves. It felt like the outside world was going crazy, and various discussions started about Tang Qian's words.But they have three consecutive championships in their hands, and they did fight all the way last season, with injuries and disabilities, and counterattacked all the way to win the championship. That's it, it's too hard.In addition, any data of his own is at the level of the sky, and in the end he can only gain the upper hand in public opinion.Although these people are not very convinced, but they are too hard, it is really difficult for you to move black.

You want to find a black spot. They have never been in a group before, and they have three consecutive championships. Tell me, what can you do?
It's really not easy to be Tang Qian's sunspot.

Feel sorry for them for three seconds.

It's like people have the capital to say, I'm tired of playing the trumpet now, you have the ability, and you can win the whole three consecutive championships.

Forget it, the league issued a new rule modification during the offseason, that is, first of all, the second offensive ball time was changed from the original 24 seconds to a faster 14 seconds.The speed of the second attack round has been accelerated.Invisibly, there are more rounds and data overflow.This is to create even more terrifying data, which virtually depreciates the previous statistics.Then, in order to protect the offense, it is still the same as the previous purpose, to increase the explosiveness of the data, and even came up with a free movement rule!What is the free movement rule?To put it simply, it is more conducive to offense. Of course, you can also think that this is... an upgraded version of body hair!Compared with the previous body hair, that is, Wade's body hair whistle in the 06 Finals, you will find that Wade is really "wronged".Put it now, more in minutes.

It can even be said to be an "iron-blooded tough guy", okay?

This is really for more explosive performance of data, the league has begun to stop defending altogether.

In this way, shooting and attacking positions are simply easier, and defensive players are like being tied up. Unless you can block shots cleanly, you will be fouled every minute, and you will be shrunk every minute.Tang Qian felt a little unbelievable when he saw this. To be honest...he originally thought he could change the alliance, but it turns out that it is good now. In order to make stars, the alliance has begun to be shameless.This kind of strength is also called defense? ? ?

Let you foul every minute.

Especially for off-ball running and air cutting, it is simply a deep liberation.No wonder Pippen said that if you can't make it in the past, you can rely on defense to fight hard. Now, if you can't make it, you will be finished.Defense has become something of a near nonsense.

This may be exaggerated, but compared to before, it is indeed weakened again and again, so scoring and data explosion in the future will only become easier, not more difficult.For example, it is close to averaging 40 points per game. For example, Antetokounmpo can score 30+30+13+6+1 super efficiency data in 1 minutes.Know what this concept is?It's very simple, as a basic star with 36 minutes of data, this data will become 35+15+7... You read that right, this is 35+15+7!What's the situation!In the era of Yao Ming more than ten years ago, it was equivalent to a crushing level of scoring leader + rebounding leader + top five assists, and this is still a person.It is almost equal to Tang Qian's previous data, and besides rebounds and blocks, Tang Qian is not as good as the rest.Totally monster.

So you can see that at the beginning of this season, the statistics are even more explosive. What kind of second-year student can score close to an average triple-double! ! !If this Nima was placed before, it would be considered a superman by everyone in minutes.Now, when you watch the game, you think, oh, it's okay, it's good, but that's it.

Tang Qian was the first to stand up to sarcasm and object, but this was useless, because what a joke needs to do is to make stars, keep making stars, and let more and crazier data appear.Anyway, ordinary fans don't know anything, as long as the data looks good, it's awesome.Look at the previous MVP data, put it now... can you see it.

One Doncic can be overwhelmed in the second grade.

But can you say that the strongest MVP of the year is not even as good as a sophomore?And it was still blown up?No nonsense!

Even Jordan's sophomore couldn't do it.

Forget it, the most important thing is that a special law was released, which made everyone a little confused, because the alliance actually came with a new "Tang Qian law 2.0".After the vertical take-off defense rule, this thing came out again, which is simply... making people fry!The league announced that starting from the new season, it will begin to strengthen the whistleblowing of offensive fouls for back-to-back insiders.Everyone understands what this means. It is a "special targeting" aimed at Tang Qian's performance of slaughtering space insiders.

Perhaps this rule joke was originally not intended to pass, but under the pressure of the league's bosses, he still chose to compromise.This is his style of doing things, he wants to please everyone, he has never been a tough president.I always want to be slick in all directions, fall on both sides, and please both sides.However, this will only make both parties feel that he is not human inside and out.No need for Tang Qian to say anything, there will be news soon, do you think Tang Qian has been in the United States for so many years now for nothing?In an instant, this so-called "Tang Qian's Law 2.0" attracted criticism from countless people!Kate Marin said: This is a naked attack!Since the 80s, it seems that except for the inside center, no position has been targeted like this.I just want to ask, why deliberately target someone when the entire alliance is liberating data?Is it because this person is too strong?
Barkley: It's a naked conspiracy! ! !Target too strong?Why don't you just play with No. 29's hands and feet tied?
Alonzo Mourning: Just block the shot of No. 29, it's too strong.

Yao Ming: I think the alliance can allow the tyrant to discount the data in half every time, so that there is no such trouble, right?

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: This is really an unfair era for big men. It is a sin to be too strong. I think if Stern is here, he will not do such a stupid thing.This thing is stupid and doesn't make any sense at all.

Kobe: Sure enough, a tyrant is not treated like a king. This is the sin of being too strong.

O'Neill: This is the only way to be a super insider. Didn't I also carry it back then?If you can't resist, it means that you are not worthy of being called a historical super center.

O'Neal said it lightly, but the defensive three-second rule was not specially set up for him. It was an inevitable decision to encourage outside offense, okay?If you figure it out, you will know that this is echoing what others say, defending for three seconds, O'Neal's defensive power is absolutely not so necessary that it is necessary to set special rules and restrictions.How many defenses have you had in your career?There is no first defense, and there is no DPOY. What kind of defense is set for him for three seconds?The purpose of defending for three seconds is to open up the defense of the inside line, so that outside players can break through and attack the basket. To limit is not to limit O'Neal.O'Neal has never been a big killer on the defensive end.

Nor is it a god of basket protection.

The defense is not bad, and the basket protection is also excellent, but there is no need for special restrictions.

Otherwise, how do you want those historical center defensive masters to deal with themselves?

Restricting offense is ok, restricting O'Neal's defense is simply nonsense!Even if you study carefully, you will find that O'Neill is actually a beneficiary of this rule, because the defender can no longer stand up like before, and the strength of the hard top will be greatly weakened, so you have to really figure it out , weakening O'Neal's defense for three seconds, that's all nonsense.A lot has been done to protect O'Neill, such as the shark-cutting rule.Chamberlain and the others did not have this treatment before.

So right now this is the real target.

Just like what Barkley and the others said, it's too strong, can it be blamed for being too strong? ? ?You are so weak that you can't defend yourself, so you blame them for being too strong?Are there still rules to be imposed?This is simply blatant deliberate targeting!All of a sudden, the entire American basketball circle exploded, and everyone was talking about this matter. This year's rules suddenly became too many, and there are also special rules for players.This is simply getting more and more bottomless.Of course, Tang Qian, the person involved, will inevitably stand up and speak out. After all, this time is different from the free movement rules. This is really aimed at him. He is really sorry for not saying a few words.

So he accepted the long gun and short gun and said:
Although I despise doing this, it also proves that I am too strong. No one in the league is at the same level as me, so a special rule needs to be formulated so that I can compete at the same level as them.I understand, I understand, but I want to say...

Go fuck the eggs!Do you really think this will limit me?Labor and capital must continue to explode next season!Blind your dog's eyes! ! !Just wait for me! ! !
I don't care if you want to play sissy basketball!I beat everyone the same way!

This fucker, how domineering, he still doesn't complain in such a situation, and even directly sprays it hard!If they continue to play explosively next season and continue to win the championship, it will really swell everyone's face.Tang Qian's fans were also attracted by his domineering remarks, and they all shouted like chicken blood, as if Tang Qian had reached the highest point of the league all at once!
Become the strongest man!

Once again, this impression in the hearts of the public was strengthened.

At the same time, AND1 company also took advantage of this time to withdraw from the new generation of Tang Qian's "I do my own way" signature basketball shoes, and the sales skyrocketed for a while, because everyone wanted to be like Tang Qian, doing my own way, regardless of any difficulties!Just don't complain!Just to get you all down!
The United States voted for the top ten tough guys in the four major leagues, and Tang Qian was the only basketball player on the list.This shows that he has full recognition.

Right now, as long as you mention Tang Qian, it's tough, brutal, and arrogant. This is also in line with young people's dissatisfaction with the many rules and regulations in this world!The desire to break through as strongly as Tang Qian.

The market value of AND1 company has skyrocketed now, and it has completely changed from dying to a third-largest sneaker brand in the whole rice to compete with Nike and Adidas.This was something that none of the people at AND1 had thought of a few years ago.It seems that one person can sometimes change the fate of countless people.

All Tang Qian's teammates were spouting wildly, especially Westbrook and George, who had not officially joined the team, mocking these rules as extremely stupid.This made the competitive nature of basketball worse and worse, and it almost became what No. 29 said, sissy basketball.

Sissy basketball, this word is in Quanmi, and suddenly it became popular all over the Internet. Even in many sports, as long as you have body hair, you will come up with the question Are you playing sissy XXX?This format, driven by Tang Qian's talk, became popular across Mimi.

It seems that the United States really wants to pay itself a little copyright fee, so many popular words are brought to you by me.

I have enriched your English dictionary, haven't I?

At the same time, this incident also allowed Tang Qian to fully understand the essence of Joke, the new president. His essence is that of a fence-sitter.

What I like to do is to fall on both sides, and there is no need to expect him to do anything under pressure.

He may be able to make the alliance make money, but he is also digging out the alliance's old background, cooking oil with fire, drinking poison to quench thirst, hehe, who knows.

PS: It’s a bit late today, but there are still some~~~~~~~
(End of this chapter)