Demon King's Life Simulator

Chapter 53

Coincidentally at this moment, Xu Tian heard the sound of the key unlocking, and it was too late, and he quit Xu Chun's QQ as quickly as he had been single for 17 years.

"Where's your sister?"

Seeing him alone, Xu Tian couldn't help asking, after all, the two little ones came back together in the past, and it has always been like this.

"I went to eat crab pot with her classmates."

Xu Chun replied.

"Ah."

Xu Tian was relieved when he heard the words, and didn't care too much. After all, Bingbing has always been a good child, and she is not afraid of making troubles outside. Besides, she is still young, and she is not at the stage where she is worried about being coveted by perverts when she goes out. After all, she is like Wu Mou It is unlikely that such an abnormal human being with special hobbies will just bump into Xu Bingbing.

Only the question of Xu Chun needs to be paid attention to by students.

Although he didn't have the talent of preaching, he only had the talent of speaking, but he thought that as the only guardian of the problem student, brother and father, he must fulfill the responsibility of education, so he had to make an exception, waved Xu Chun to sit down and said:
"Come on, sit down first, I have something to talk to you about."

After sitting down, Xu Chun frowned curiously and asked, "What's the matter?"

Xu Tian was a little hard to say: "Well...you have reached puberty with sexual awareness now, but I don't know how to tell you..."

Upon hearing this, Xu Chun waved his hands generously with an expression of "I thought it was such a big deal" and said, "Oh, that's it, bro, it's okay, just ask if you don't understand anything."

Xu Tian: "???"

what did i hear?
Is this really something that a junior high school student can say?

He suddenly had a terrible thought...

This brother can't stay long!

Xu Tian, ​​who was rarely defeated in front of Xu Chun, shut his mouth consciously, met Xu Chun's inexplicable eyes, got up and walked away, dragging his tired body from the blow.

Forget it, I'd better concentrate on playing my League of Legends...

Taking advantage of opening the League of Legends client, he casually swiped through Moments, only to see that annoying profile picture that appeared frequently these days.

Qiu Kaiming's circle of friends: You're awesome, you can't find it on Baidu.

Xu Tian couldn't help but comment: Sogou can do it.

Qiu Kaiming: "???"

Are you fucking calling me a dog?

[Negative emotion value from Qiu Kaiming, +33! 】

Xu Tian scrolled through, and Qiu Kaiming's last Moments post was a selfie 15 minutes ago, with a postscript: Is the new hairstyle handsome?

Xu Tian was a little speechless, this guy has a shoehorn face and is narcissistic like this, it's really inflated.

Do you think you are Peng Yuyan with a straw head?
The frightening thing is that there is also a mutual friend and classmate Wo Zhengqi who goes against his will:
This tin foil iron is so handsome, it is very suitable for you.

Qiu Kaiming replied below: This is Morgan hot, not tinfoil hot.

Xu Tian then commented unceremoniously: "Morgan hot is tinfoil hot, don't you know Baidu?"

After a moment.

[Negative emotion value from Qiu Kaiming, +66! 】

Look beyond the surface.

Qiu Kaiming has been very chattery these past two days, very chattery, a little bit too loud, posting crazy remarks in the circle of friends every day, wishing the world would know that he has spiritual roots, and at some point in the future he will awaken powerful divine power .

But judging by his tone, it doesn't look like he will wake up soon, but it looks like he has already awakened.

The typical one has never been awesome, and will swell as soon as he gains power.

Although he didn't attend the meeting held by the Tianyuan Foundation that day, others told him everything in detail after they pulled him into the group, and he also signed the contract. Yes, happy to take off.

Of course, the people around him also knew that he was going to wake up, and they didn't dislike seeing him taunting there, just like watching the richest man Niu Yun twitching, saying that money is the most profitable thing in this world, they didn't feel disgusted.

This is prejudice against the poor.

It's normal for rich people to say it's normal, and then they praise you.Poor people shout, people say megalomaniac, and then step on you.

In the final analysis, it is still the same sentence, it is reasonable to fart if you have money, and it is reasonable to fart if you have no money...

Today's Qiu Kaiming is in such a situation. People around him say it smells good, and the comments are full of flattery in disguise. If someone else is so crazy in the circle of friends, he would have been despised by the people around him.

I just have to say that people these days are really cultured and have a high emotional intelligence. They don’t lick like they used to. Instead, they lick with a bit of subtlety and humor, so that they don’t look like they’re licking a dog like a big guy’s thigh. Is there a pendant missing, 66666 or something.

But no matter what, Qiu Kaiming could tell that everyone was admiring him, and he enjoyed the awe of everyone, except Xu Tian's two comments...

The real thing is to choke him to death!

"Xu Tian, ​​it's you again, can you fuck me off?"

Qiu Kaiming cursed while holding the phone, and even kicked over the fruit plate on the low coffee table.

Seeing the fruit plate fall to the ground with a clang and smashed into several pieces, the parents sitting beside him took a look at him. Father Qiu, who was always poor and tempered, didn't say a word, didn't even have a trace of blame in his eyes, and silently bent down Pieces were picked up.

In the past, if he saw the dog son dare to be so disrespectful to his elders, the drunk father Qiu would stand up and slap him twice even if he hadn't even touched a drop of alcohol, the kind of eardrum perforation.

Imagining Qiu Kaiming being so angry, Xu Tian felt much better.

Just now I was choked by Xu Chun, and I always feel that I need to vent the depression in my heart. The lovely Qiu classmate sent him a pillow just because he was dozing off...

Qiu Kaiming's reply came: I said Morgan is hot, but it is not tin foil, so it is not, how?

Xu Tian hehe, giving full play to his outstanding talent as a keyboard man, commented: Ah yes yes yes.

[Negative emotion value from Qiu Kaiming, +99! 】

Xu Tian: "!"

Appeared!
A single negative emotion value is close to one hundred!
It's so powerful, it's so powerful, hahahaha!

I would like to call you the smallest chicken intestine!

Xu Tian waited impatiently for Qiu Kaiming to continue to speak and confront him, but when he refreshed, the circle of friends who pouted and took selfies disappeared...

Probably because he was ashamed to see someone insulting him in public, leaving him speechless. After all, ordinary people are not like Xu Tian, ​​who is also an awakened genius, who dares to openly point out Qiu Kaiming's fallacies...

I was regretting that I couldn't continue to squeeze wool, but at this moment, with a familiar sound effect, the game started.

Xu Tian had no choice but to give up.

After entering the game, Xu Tian realized that he had been distracted by arguing with Qiu Kaiming just now, so he made a mistake. What he wanted to boost was ranking, but what came in was matchmaking.

It doesn't matter, anyway, you can earn negative emotion points in the match, and you have to wait a while to get in after you quit, so let's not waste that time.

The first match is a warm-up.

(End of this chapter)