Dog smashes Snoopy and fights cancer

Chapter 23 The Drunk Dog
dog smash snoopy narration
Do you know the word "dogs look down on people"?

I see that all people and tall animals are as tall and as big as me. Why?I thought about it for a long time, but I couldn't explain it clearly.

From today onwards, just like my grandmother said, I will live every day like my whole life, eat well, drink well...

I'm going to my mom's for some red wine, red wine makes me fly, makes me hallucinate, makes me keep dreaming.

Fortunately, my mother was drinking red wine and eating dried tofu... I had to yell in front of my mother. She broke a piece of dried tofu and stuffed it into my mouth. I chewed it and swallowed it. Then, I Yelling at the red wine she drank.

"Snoopy, do you want a drink too?"

My eyes lit up immediately, I raised a paw, and pressed it on my mother's thigh: "You really want to drink... Take your own rice bowl."

I was so happy when I heard that, I put my rice bowl in my mouth when I entered the kitchen, and ran to my mother.She took the bowl away from my mouth, put it on the table, and poured 2 taels of red wine into it.

I hummed and thought it was too little, but she ignored me and put the bowl in front of me: "Drink, seventy or eighty dollars a bottle..."

She finished talking, and I finished drinking too.

"Snoopy, are you sick again? You drank the red wine in one gulp."

I don't care about her nagging, humming and licking the rice bowl with my tongue, which means I didn't drink enough.

"I'm pouring you some..."

My mother basically understood what I meant, after all we have lived together for 11 years.She poured 2 taels into my bowl again: "I only drank half a glass, and you drank 4 taels in just two sips."

Grandma Lola's Narrative

After I checked the Internet, I came from the room to the living room, and saw my daughter and Snoopy drinking, I was a little dazed...

Seeing Snoopy licking the red wine in the bowl with gusto, I couldn't help asking my daughter, "Can I drink too much?"

"No, she can drink a lot, and she especially likes to drink red wine." The daughter looked at Snoopy still licking his rice bowl.

"Since it's all like this, let her eat whatever she wants... I'm pouring some for her!" I told my daughter.

"She's drank 4 taels!"

"4 taels?" I was surprised: "Drink too much, will she go crazy with alcohol?"

The daughter shook her head: "No, just sleep..."

"That is not bad……"

I remember when I was a child, my family raised a native dog picked up from outside. My younger brother was very naughty, so he gave the dog a bottle of red wine opened by his father!

Because this kind of red wine is relatively sweet, dogs like to drink it very much, and the more they drink it, the more addicted they become... and then they get drunk.This dog was drunk, didn't like to sleep, ran upstairs and downstairs from neighbor to neighbor...

No matter who it enters, it runs around the bed first, scaring the neighbors to death. If the younger brother doesn't follow it, everyone almost calls the police...

The dog has been tossing around in the building for more than two hours. At this time, a popsicle seller came outside. My brother bought two popsicles and gave one to the dog.It stopped after eating a popsicle.

When I was talking about this, my daughter suddenly said: "Snoopy also loves ice cream, I'll take one for each of you."

I know that ice cream is very cold to eat in winter, but if Snoopy likes it, let her eat it... Snoopy and I both eat creamy strawberry flavor.

I removed the wrapped tin foil from the piece of ice cream for Snoopy and put it in her rice bowl: "You have to eat slowly, so as not to freeze your stomach into a popsicle..."

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