Tang Dynasty good man

If there is no Ziyan in this world, the taste of roast lamb may not be so delicious, and I may not forget myself at the stall selling barbecue, and I will not be hit by a damn earth truck. , I can still live in the sunshine of New China, and silently contribute to the financial cause of the motherland diligently and down-to-earth.Looking at Ziran in the package, I recall relatives and friends, colleagues, girlfriend who left me, pension insurance, housing provident fund... and the special aroma of roast lamb, I want to punish it!

In order to thank Li Si for capturing my enemy alive, I ordered Accountant Hu to pay double the price to the housekeeper, and then ordered my servants to divide Zi Ran into two parts, one part to be pulled into a mill to be shredded into thousands of pieces, and the rest to be put in The depth of the cellar keeps it from seeing the sun (for fear that it will go bad outside).

I watched the execution scene with great interest, Ziran was crushed over and over again in the mill, and my bones were blown to ashes. Yes, I am very satisfied.

"Uncle Qian, is there any mutton in the kitchen? It's raw." I asked impatiently.

Steward Qian had just paid out the cash, and he was elated, "Ah! I'll go and have a look, I'm afraid it's dangerous." He ran away.

"Wait," I stopped the excited butler and explained to him, "If there are any raw ones, ask them to slice them into thin slices, the thinnest ones, skewer them with bamboo sticks and send them to me... Forget it, I will go with you!"

Fortunately, there were still a few pieces of raw mutton in the kitchen, all in good parts, it seemed that the cook had prepared them for himself.After finishing everything according to my requirements, they were sent to the back house.Unfortunately, no chili, sorry, sorry.

"What is the husband doing?" Ying and the second daughter were playing backgammon in the room (I taught it because I forgot the routines of Go after getting sick-in fact, I didn't know how to do it at all, so I invented backgammon), and I yelled out , Seeing the servants hanging lanterns and burning charcoal pots, it is very puzzling.

"Tell you two to open your eyes. This is something my husband learned from the Western Regions. Second daughter, get the silver jug ​​sent by the princess, and use that to hold wine." I was a little excited, and gave instructions blindly with dancing and dancing.

"Look, put the meat on a charcoal basin to heat up first, let the water in the meat evaporate a little, don't overdo it," I began to demonstrate to the two ladies, and the action was very professional: "Sprinkle salt, I'm not prepared enough today, salt It's a little rough, next time I ask them to grind it thinner. Then...."

Ying watched casually, curious about how I could cook, but was not interested in how the roast lamb tasted, "Oh! This smell is too bad." Before it was sprinkled, the taste was indeed a bit stinky, Ying He pinched his nose and ran away.Fortunately, the second daughter was very serious, and she sat on the side and watched attentively.

"Now sprinkle Ziran, this stuff is very precious, so it needs to be spread evenly." The fire in the charcoal pot is a little hot, and it's hard to control the heat, maybe it's cooked?Never mind, try it first.I took out a bunch and took a bite, frowned and chewed a few times. The taste is indescribable, but it’s not good. First, the fire in the brazier is difficult to control. The sheep are also local goats. Besides, I'm not proficient in business...... Maybe some sauce will be better.

"Ying, come here and taste it, it tastes...weird, don't go, try a bunch...you can't die..." Ying heard my words, pinched her nose and ran away, which made me very embarrassed.

"Second daughter, try a bunch first, you can eat it." I personally picked a bunch and fed it to the second daughter's mouth, "How is it?" I looked forward to it.

The second girl chewed it a few times, stretched her neck to swallow it, and nodded solemnly, indicating that she could still eat it.

"A bunch more?" I asked tentatively, full of anticipation in my heart.

The second daughter nodded tragically, and I was overjoyed.

Afterwards, I continued to roast it a few times, getting familiar with the heat, and the technique gradually became more proficient. The taste of the barbecue has gradually matched the memory, and the two daughters also devoted themselves to tasting it, with oily little faces beaming with joy.

Ying couldn't accept being isolated, so she rushed over with small eyes and pinched my arm vigorously, "Oh! Kill someone?" I howled bitterly.

"Bullying people! My husband knows that my concubine can't stand the taste of mutton, so I use this to arrange my concubine's body." Ying pouted with an aggrieved face, making people feel distressed.

I only care about my refreshment, why did I forget this, I should pinch it!Ying really can't stand the taste, last time she vomited for a long time because she drank goat's milk, which made me think she was pregnant. "Don't, don't pinch, I'll clean up here now, I'm negligent, I'll bake chicken wings for my wife tomorrow, and next time I make mutton, I won't go into the back house, promise!"

"Well, the second daughter is not allowed to eat anymore! Look at the way you eat, what do you look like!" Ying was dissatisfied with the second daughter enjoying my first cooking result, and took the opportunity to get mad.

"Hurry up, take it to your room to eat, go to sleep after eating, and don't come out at night." I hurriedly covered the second daughter to retreat, the second daughter was a sensible person, took a big plate of barbecue and ran away.

"I know to protect the second daughter, and I don't care about her life!" Ying was very dissatisfied with my actions.

I tried to hug her and take a close-up offensive, but failed under Ying's desperate resistance. "It smells so strong, wash it off quickly! Rinse your mouth well, it smells so bad! You can't even have a little smell." Ying is suspected of retaliation, forget it, we don't take it for granted.

After tidying up, I got some toilet water and wiped it on my body randomly, it smells delicious, no problem.Ying thinks that I just left her out in the cold, and that the taste of mutton is just an excuse. Marrying two daughters-in-law is really troublesome.I'm envious of the protagonist who shovels his sisters at home one after another, why don't we have the ability to pinch them, and even now the two have not even been settled, and they are getting angry.

Maybe it was because I was too involved in emotional communication with Ying at night and overslept in the morning.Strange, usually at this time, the second daughter should have come to serve, what about people?Like a little pig sleeping next to Ying, don't disturb her yet, I get up lightly.I went out to look at the second daughter, the door was still closed, I'm afraid I've slept through it too, the workshop is still busy today, I have to call.

The second daughter curled up on the bed with tears in her eyes, her little face was pale, she bit her lip hard, and her lower lip was black and blue.Bad, the kid is sick.

Seeing me coming in, the second daughter tried to get up, I hurriedly held her down: "Don't move, let me take a look." Her forehead was slightly hot, she had a low-grade fever, and she had stomach problems. (Little common sense, gastrointestinal discomfort can easily cause a low-grade fever. At this time, try not to take drips to reduce the fever. Go to the hospital to check the condition first.) It must have been eating barbecue last night. About 2 catties of mutton were killed by the two of us. Packed a plate, to die for!

"Did you go to the toilet?" I stretched out the body of the second daughter, and put a cushion on her back, so that she was half lying on the bed.

The two girls nodded.

"several times?"

The second girl stretched out a small hand and shook it.

"Five times?"

nod.

"Just pull it, just lean on it like this, I'll go outside and ask the servant girl to come in," the second girl held on to my clothes and didn't want me to leave.I felt distressed and "touched" her small face and said softly: "Be good, I'll be right back, I'll ask them to prepare some hot water for you."

I was anxious, so the voice of yelling became louder. The servant girl came, and Ying was woken up.She didn't know what was going on, so she wrapped up her clothes and ran over to look in panic.

"The second daughter is sick and has diarrhea. I will greet you here first, you go back and put on your clothes quickly, don't get sick again, go quickly."

Ying heard that her second daughter was ill, and she was also very anxious. She didn't care to go back to clean up herself, so she went into the second daughter's house to visit her.

I asked my servants to invite the doctor, and asked the kitchen to make some noodle soup for the second daughter, and then brought a bowl of light salt water, and then returned to the second daughter. Ying took care of her with disheveled hair, and went back to the room when she saw me.

"Come on, drink some salt water first, don't move, I'll drink it for you." People with diarrhea are most afraid of dehydration, timely replenishment of light salt water can properly relieve the condition, and this is the only way to do it in this era.

The second girl was tossed enough, her whole body was limp, she leaned on the pillow and couldn't stop slipping down, so I had to put my arms around her and feed her slowly into her mouth, "Drink it all, the stomach will feel better after drinking, keep drinking It's over." Encouraging the second daughter to drink up the salt water, it may be because the hot water warms the stomach, the second daughter's complexion improved a little, and I felt a little more at ease.I wanted to put her down to sleep well, but the second daughter groaned and didn't want to leave my arms. Looking at that haggard little face, I couldn't bear to refuse, so I just hugged her and pulled a blanket to wrap her up. Let her be more comfortable on me.

Fortunately, Qin Yu doesn't come to class today, so he has time to take care of her.Seeing that the second daughter's face has regained a little rosiness, her heart is finally relieved. She has raised goat milk and eggs for a while, so she should have some resistance, right?I thought.

I didn't notice the empty plate on the table until now, and there was a pile of bamboo sticks next to it. This silly girl really ate up the whole plate of barbecue. I was so angry that I patted her butt lightly.

"I've never eaten so hard. Next time, if you do this again, your ass will be sucked."

"En", the second daughter no longer had the strength to nod, and hummed softly, which was considered an agreement.

Ying also came in at this time, followed by a maid who brought a basin of hot water to wash up the second daughter.

"Twist a towel, I'll wipe it for her, and you clean up the table." Ying made an exception and didn't appreciate the intimacy between me and the second daughter, took the towel and gave it to the second daughter carefully Wiping it: "Eat, eat, what else can I do besides eating? It's no wonder you don't feel sick after eating so much, you deserve it!" Ying chattered while wiping, with a loving face.

I couldn't help laughing, "Forget it, kid, what are you fussing about with her? I've already told her about her just now, so you can say less."

"It wasn't you who hooked me up, and now I ran out to be a good person, so I ran away with a big plate. Is it because the concubine abused her and didn't tell her to eat it? She knew it was a child, so she didn't get sick if she ate so much ? One day I’m so used to it that you’re not looking good.” When Ying saw me interrupting, she immediately shifted her firepower, which made me dumbfounded.

The second daughter gently pinched me with her little hand, hehe, little goblin, she's playing tricks when she's sick.I helped the second daughter turn over, opened her small clothes to make it easier for Ying to clean, drank a bowl of hot salt water, and covered it with a blanket for a long time, the second daughter was sweating all over, and now she looks much better.

Barbecue is not bad, first I, then the second daughter, who should get down?I kind of look forward to it.

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