Tang Dynasty good man

Chapter [-] Semi-preparation

Many men have a dream to meet a beautiful and innocent woman, pure as white paper, waiting for you to paint a moving picture.

But what if you can't draw, doodling for a while?But what if you come here and fold it into a paper airplane and throw it far away, and then fall into the stinky ditch?But what if you are just anxious and use it as toilet paper?

So none of the above dreams are true, but Jiu Jin likes the paper airplanes I made, which is very magical in the eyes of children.

"Always interrupt," Ying Xiao waved her hand, and intercepted the nine-pound new fighter, then twisted it into a twist and threw it at her feet. "What's the matter with hunting? There are people shouting and drinking, but the concubine is hidden in the valley."

"I plan to bring Jiu Jin to see the world." How should I explain it?Especially when facing Ying, I don't always have a good tongue, kind of clumsy.

"Alright," Ying gave me a sideways glance, "only nine catties?"

"You can't go, all my lords, it stinks of dead sheep and deer." Turning over, I grabbed a piece of paper and folded it. Recently, I like these little handicrafts very much, and I even cut a lot of window grilles so that the old man The four were surprised, and arbitrarily judged that I was a woman in my previous life.

"There are still deer?" Ying nodded, dissatisfied: "Sure enough, you are going to the Royal Forest. Princess Lanling is not considered a woman?"

"I can't go without her. Do you think it's so easy to get into the Royal Grove?" Turning the hand over and out, inflating the paper ball, it's very vivid.Spread Ying's palm with a smile, "Come, I'll give you a rabbit."

"It's really like it," Ying looked at the paper rabbit carefully through the light from the window sill, put it on the kang head lovingly, and quickly slapped it with the back of her palm, "Bang! ' "The rabbit is dead!"

Jiu Jin laughed when he saw this scene. This child is so heartless that he didn't know that a catastrophe was imminent.

Wangcai's physical strength is exhausted.He went to be bullied by other fierce dogs and stayed behind; the needle nose is fine, he has the reputation of a small dog, but he has been spoiled by the second daughter into a old dog, and he has no other skills except bullying Wangcai.

Hunting, what a shame.Apart from the guard dog, the family didn't have any hounds for sale. It seems that my playboy is not qualified locally.No kite on the shoulder, no hound behind the horse.This is too prestige for the royal family, and the second lady also stated that he has no common sense of hunting, so he began to work overtime to make some low-end props such as lasso and needle fence commonly used by hunters.

"Do you think it can be used?" Looked at the things Er Niangzi made, and then looked at Er Niangzi's lameness, "Have you tried it yourself?"

The second lady gave a triumphant 'hmm', her face full of pride.

"Aren't you afraid of being limped by the old general who accompanied you?" The cork fence with a long arm span was buried in the floating soil, and a pair of sharp wooden thorns as thick as a finger were wrapped around the two ends of the wooden fence, once the cork was stepped on.The wooden thorn was immediately stirred up, and it stabbed desperately towards the leg. If you were lucky, you would stab it twice.

The second lady is very smart. "You can put up a sign to remind the trap."

"Take it all to the kitchen, and quickly use it as firewood, or I will cripple your other leg!" Illiterate.Who hunts with such a nasty trap?The key point is that no one in the Wang family has received any education in this area, and they just feel that they have more face, but their eyes are darkened by how to siege.

Mr. Cheng is very happy, because he was the first one I invited.The old man thought he was obliged to teach me, the surrogate grandson, the common sense of hunting.

What is hunting?The knowledge in this is great.

It wasn't that I was surrounded by a group of people like Er Niangzi and shot them to death with random arrows.In such a huge mountain forest, in a hunting ground with a radius of nearly a thousand miles, how many people must be sent to surround it, and recklessness is not enough.

Pay attention to the formation, in different seasons.Because of the difference in prey distribution, different ground formation methods are applied.Just like marching formations, there is a headquarters, a staff department, a liaison department, and even horse scouting; killing is not allowed during the first three days of hunting, and this period is called integration.

It means that a group of people are familiar with the road and the terrain.Mark the route to drive certain prey.And intentionally or unintentionally, often appear on the route of animals, so that the beasts in the forest can get used to your smell.A stage of eliminating hostility.

Wild animals can't smell smoke, so in the first three days, all the people involved in the hunt had to eat cold food. Except for the base camp, no open flames could be seen in the other camps, which was very hard to say.

After ascertaining the distribution of the herds in the hunting area, the experienced leader made the final tactical deployment, gradually put pressure on the herds, arranged the most convenient hunting location, and assigned hunting teams to carry out competitive killings.

The competition also has strict regulations, and the hunting objects are different in different seasons; for example, in spring hunting, pregnant female animals cannot be harmed, and regardless of the season, cubs under the age of two are not included in the scope of hunting.A few species appear as colorful heads, such as bears and leopards. Although there are no animal protection laws and regulations these days, they are the overlords of the mountains and forests. From a certain point of view, they also belong to hunters. They are species respected by hunters and can be hunted. , but only one, the first to kill the beast is a very publicity, generally speaking, the most prestigious person in the hunting team will complete the final blow.

I decided to give this honor to Mr. Cheng. It’s different from the state of mind when I slaughtered cattle and sheep. I don’t know why, but I like to see the powerful species at the top of the food chain when they are hunting. My blood boiled with enthusiasm, but after watching the vigorous shark being killed at the end of "Jaws", my mood was depressed for several days.It seems that I am perverted, maybe the strong who fail are sympathized with, and the weak... I never care about killing a few more chickens.

The rules have to be memorized, and how to deploy them has to be learned slowly. As for hunting dogs and eagles, there are wolves in sugar cane, and Mr. Cheng has quite a few hunting dogs. On the hunting ground, Mr. Cheng must be willing to bow down.

As for Liang Jianfang... I didn't intend to invite him, but I didn't want to be beaten, so I had to make three chapters with this old bastard in private. The old man would draw his sword to face each other whenever he had a holiday... Thinking about spending nearly a month with this old killer makes him shudder.

"I think it's better to keep Jiu Jin at home." Dad risked his life, so he wouldn't have to hurt the child, at least he wouldn't be frightened by a group of old savages.

"What are you talking about?" Ying was the first to be reluctant, "I won't mention the grandparents. This is the most revealing event in the Wang family for decades. As the eldest son, Jiu Jin must of course participate."

"But the second lady hurt her foot, and I'm afraid that the child will be left unattended." Think of a group of lunatics, everyone holding a sharp knife and screaming, galloping horses, flying eagles, there are beasts in front, and there are behind. vicious dog.Herds of beasts rushing, blood splattering, people howling and horses neighing... In this scene, there is a furry child full of panic.

"Idiots. The child settled in the camp, and the beasts have learned to rob the camp?" Yingzheng designed a hunting outfit for Jiu Jin according to the style of the leather armor left by Grandpa Wang Xiu, and the mother and son were in high spirits.

Maybe... I remember a story about an elephant robbing a camp during World War II, and many people were trampled to death anyway.It's dangerous.The Wang family needs to bring more talents, and bring Xie Bao together, he has been on the battlefield, so he can be more stable.

My arrangement is that more than a dozen nursing homes in the mansion are divided into two teams.Er Niangzi led half of them followed Jiujin, Xie Bao led a team to follow me, the main hunting force was taken by the guards of the three old heroes, and the Wang family just took care of the logistics.It's okay to distribute some dry food.

These days, Er Niangzi hastened to take care of his foot injury, and asked Xie Bao to temporarily bring nine catties to practice horses.As the most important means of transportation for men, horses should be introduced to children earlier; this is Ying's idea, and I know what her plan is.

BMW Dundun has been with me for so many years, and it seems that he has become a master.It's easy to talk about, I often chat with it when I'm bored, and now I can even understand jokes, and I like dirty jokes the most.I am relieved to have it with me for nine catties.The child was not as tall as his legs when he stood in front of Dundun, but he didn't need anyone to help him when he got on the saddle. He grabbed the reins and stepped on the horse's legs to climb up.This kind of movement would have kicked on other horses long ago, but Dundun was patient, bent his legs and lowered his body, and even turned his head and arched Jiujin's buttocks twice.Jog a few times first to let the child adapt to the rhythm, and then circle around Zhuangzi Potou up and down several times.Let the children get used to the drop in the road.Feeling almost done, gradually speed up and run a few steps.Run a few more steps, quickly and slowly get in touch with the new rider, more careful than others, I was moved from afar.

"This is obviously a human being!" The old butler was afraid that Xie Bao would be rough and hurt the young master; he and I were watching from a distance, and he also felt emotional when he saw this situation, "If you say that Master Hou has ordered him, don't say this horse Oh, shit, just the paperweights and inkstones on the case table can gain popularity, each piece is like a living thing."

"This is skill." He proudly put on his leather gloves, put his hands on his hips, and said in Huangpu's first-stage style, "Employing people, soldiers, and objects, as long as they can be used, this is all skill."

"That's right!" The old housekeeper raised his thumb and blushed and said, "This is a skill brought out of the womb, and no one with a reputation can learn it even if he wants to! The old man has been watching for so many years. It's not easy, I got your true biography, Master Hou."

Grinning loudly, he blew a whistle at Dundun (the basics were not well established when he was a child, and he could never learn the loud one), and Dundun let out a long hiss, and ran over with all four hooves, Xie Bao was crazy Usually chasing and yelling, Jiujin bumped up and down on the horse's back, scaring the old housekeeper half to death.

Before reaching the front, he rushed to Jiujin and shouted: "It's beautiful!"

Jiu Jin's face flushed with excitement, and his small voice resounded, "Beautiful!"

"Let's have fun outside the village, let you thank uncle for a rest." As he spoke, he lightly stroked Dundun's buttocks, and Dundun immediately understood, and ran towards the official road yelling, "Oh, yeah".If you don't accept it, you can't even call it like a human being.