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Chapter 13 Ants
Hearing what Yan Qi said.Not only did Wang Dong not believe it, but even Guo Dalu didn't believe it at first.

But during the few days that he was with Yan Qi later, he believed it.

At this moment, Fifth Yunran asked, "Ants?..."

He suddenly laughed, and said with a smile: "I don't know what kind of 'ants' can force the two big living people to such an extent. I'm curious."

Yan Qi sighed, shook his head and said: "It seems that you have never been in the rivers and lakes before, and you don't even know what ants are."

Guo Dalu on the side immediately replied: "Actually, I already knew what ants are when I was three years old."

Wang Dong suddenly asked, "What is it?"

Guo Dalu stared at his bed, pointed to his dark quilt and said, "It's a very small insect that crawls around on the ground. There are quite a few on your bed and quilt. I can catch a few and show you."

Yan Qi slapped Guo Dalu on the arm and said, "Don't interrupt, you know I'm not talking about this kind of ants, but about people."

Wang Dong was taken aback by Zheng, and said, "Human? Is an ant a human?"

"Oh?" Fifth Yun raised his eyebrows.

Yan Qi explained: "'Ants' are four people. These four people are the king of ants, and there are many small ants under him."

Guo Dalu added at the same time: "One of these four people is called Golden Ant, one is called Silver Ant, one is called Red Ant, and the other is called White Ant."

After he finished speaking, he couldn't help asking: "Actually, I always wanted to ask you on the road. Since there are red ants and white ants, there should be black ants."

Yan Qi sighed and said, "There was indeed one, but now it's dead."

Fifth Yunran asked, "Then why are they called 'ants'?"

Yan Qi replied: "Many people have nicknames."

Guo Dalu went on to say: "Actually, I think that if you want to get a nickname, you should at least choose something more majestic, such as a winged tiger or a golden lion. Any nickname is easy to get. Why do you call it Little Ant? What? I really don't understand..."

Yan Qi gave Guo Dalu a white look, and said: "It's not like you didn't miss them on the road, they are all very small, and they are all dwarves, who are you scolding for taking such a prestigious title?"

Guo Dalu smiled and said, "That's true."

As if remembering something, Yan Qi shook his head and said, "Everyone of them has a very special kind of kung fu, even the masters of the Emei sect have died under their hands."

"Then it looks like they should have come." Fifth Yunran said suddenly.

"You are right, and what he said is also true." At this moment, a voice came.

The voice was high-pitched and thin, although it was not loud, it made people's ears numb.

Fifth Yunran raised his head and saw a person.

This man was standing on the window sill of Wang Dong's room, but his height was not as high as the window.

He was wearing a shiny golden dress. If it weren't for the beard on his face and the wrinkles around his eyes, no one would have regarded him as a five or six-year-old child.

Fifth Yunran looked at the person in front of him and asked, "Are you the golden ant?"

The golden ant said: "That's right, so I can guarantee that what they said is all the truth, not a single word is false."

Guo Dalu let out a breath, and smiled wryly, "Since the golden ants are here, what about the silver ants?"

Before he finished speaking, another person appeared on the window.This person was finally taller than the golden ant, but at most it was only two or three inches taller.

He was wearing a shiny silver dress, with a silver mask on his face, he looked like a little monster made of silver, really indescribably mysterious and terrifying.

Fifth Yunran looked at the two "ants" in front of him and joked, "It seems that the red ants must be wearing red clothes."

Only one person smiled and said: "You guessed it right."

The laughter is crisp and charming, such a beautiful laughter is rarely heard by anyone.As long as you hear this kind of laughter, you can imagine that the person who laughs must be beautiful.

Red ants are indeed beautiful.

A dwarf's figure would never have been perfectly proportioned, but she was an exception.

She is wearing a tight red dress. She is never thick where it should be thin, and never thin where it should be fat. She has a straight face with melon seeds, eyebrows like distant mountains, eyes like spring water, and a sweet smile. It can't be melted away, as long as she is doubled in size, she will be a stunning beauty.

If it really doubled her size, even a man like Guo Dalu might not hesitate to commit a crime for her.

Even if the magnification has not been doubled, Guo Dalu's eyes can't help but straighten.

Her spring-like eyes were also looking at Guo Dalu, and she said with a charming smile: "Your eyes are not honest."

Guo Dalu sighed, and said: "I am not an honest person in the first place, from head to toe I am not honest at all."

The red ant giggled and said, "Are you a pervert?"

Amidst her silvery laughter, something suddenly flew in from outside the window.

This kind of thing does not look like a person no matter how you look at it, it is light and light, like a piece of faint cloud, and like a piece of white snow, it flies in lightly, and suddenly "huh" flies over Guo Dalu's head.

Guo Dalu felt a chill on the top of his head, if he didn't hide quickly, his head might have moved.

Just hearing a "huh", the thing flew back again.

Fifth Yunran narrowed his eyes, his fists were clenched tightly.

Of course, this thing is not a human being, because human beings will never have such terrible lightness skills.

But he was a man, a man in snow-white clothes, with wide and long sleeves, like two wings, but a thin and small man, less than three and a half feet long and less than a foot wide, if placed on a scale If you weigh it, it will never be much heavier than a rabbit.

If it weren't for such a person, how could he be able to practice such lightness kung fu?

Guo Dalu looked at the four people in Wang Dong's house, sighed again, and murmured: "White ants can really fly."

"It does look like it can fly." Fifth Yunran also said in a deep voice.

Yan Qi shook her head and said: "White ants are unparalleled in lightness skills, red ants are full of hidden weapons, golden ants are excellent in boxing and swords, and silver ants are invulnerable. I have already said that each of them has a very special kind of kung fu. Now you You must believe it."

Guo Dalu smiled wryly, and said: "It seems that they were deliberately teasing us before."

The white ant said coldly: "It's best for you to shut your stinky mouth now, so that I will consider whether to tear your stinky mouth off later."

The red ant giggled and said, "Look, you were so eloquent just now, and now my husband is angry."

"Is he your husband?" Guo Dalu opened his already big eyes.

Red Ant covered his mouth and smiled, "Yes."

"I don't know what you want me and Brother Wang to do?" Fifth Yunran asked at this time

The golden ants headed by four said: "Our business has nothing to do with you. If you climb out now, we will act as if nothing happened."

Guo Dalu interjected, "Actually, I don't know how to climb, why don't you show me?"

"Have we no other choice?" Wang Dong who was sitting on the bed suddenly asked.

The golden ant said coldly: "Of course, get out, or die."

Wang Dong tentatively asked, "Can I not choose?"

The four "ants" were shaking their heads.

Wang Dong had no choice but to look at Fifth Yunran and asked, "What about you? Which one do you choose?"

"I don't choose, he chooses." Fifth Yun stared at the golden ant's eyes, and his tone was exactly the same as the other's, "Get out, or die."

The red ant covered its mouth and laughed: "It seems that we only brought two coffins, which is really too few. We should bring four."

Guo Dalu laughed and said, "You even brought the coffin? Are you really going to nail the two of us into the coffin?"

The golden ant said: "I have already said that every word he said is true."

Yan Qi patted Guo Dalu's shoulder suddenly, and said with a smile: "This is our trouble, we can't implicate the master here."

Guo Dalu nodded.

The red ant smiled and said, "That's right, anyway, you've already died seven times, so why not die one more time?"

Yan Qi turned around and said: "This is someone else's place, if I want to die, I can't die here."

The white ant said: "Then you go out."

Wang Dong has been sitting on the bed, and just after he finished speaking, he didn't move at all. At this moment, he suddenly said: "Wait a minute."

The golden ant scolded: "What are you waiting for?"

Wang Dong sighed and said, "Do you know where this is?"

The red ant chuckled and said, "I know, this is your pig's nest."

Wang Dong said helplessly: "If this is a pig's nest, I'm the king of pigs. No matter who comes here, they have to listen to me."

The golden ant said angrily, "What do you want?"

Wang Dong said: "I want Yan Qi and Guo Dalu to stay and drink with me. It's not easy to find two such interesting people. How can I let them sleep in the coffin?"

Guo Dalu laughed, and Yan Qi also laughed.Fifth Yunran asked, "Do you want to move?"

Wang Dong stretched his waist and said: "These ants can bite people, I can't even think about it."

"How do you move?" Fifth Yunran asked.

Immediately afterwards he said: "The silver ants are mine, and the red ants are yours."

As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Dong moved.

If the king doesn't move, it's fine, but when he moves, he moves violently.

As soon as Wu Wuran said these words, his person suddenly bounced off the bed and rushed out.

Not only the person rushed out, but also the quilt covering him.

He identified the red ant.

But Red Ant couldn't see his people at all, only saw a black quilt rolled towards him.

As soon as she turned around, three or four hidden weapons of various colors flew out, some were fast and anxious, some collided with each other, and some were spinning in the air.

Because of her small body, the hidden weapon is also very small.

Because the hidden weapon is very small, the power to break the wind is very strong, and it is very difficult for others to hide.

But she forgot one thing, the quilt is not a person.

Quilts are unbeatable.

Although her hidden weapon is ingenious and her technique is clever, it is useless at all.

Hearing a series of sounds of "puff, puff, puff", thirty or forty hidden weapons were all hit on the quilt. There were lard, duck, chicken and sesame oil on the quilt.

This quilt was as if it had been soaked in oil, it was slippery and tough, even if it was a strong bow and crossbow, it might not be able to shoot through it, let alone such a small hidden weapon?
When the red ant realized that it had been duped, it swept backwards, and the quilt was rolled over like a dark cloud.

Wang didn't move, but no one would have thought that he would move so quickly, like a gust of wind.

The red ant just smelled a strange greasy smell, and the whole person was wrapped in a quilt.

If her person was taller, Wang Dong might not be able to wrap her with a quilt, but her person is too small, Wang Dong surrounded her with both hands, and her whole body seemed to be wrapped in rice dumplings wrapped in the middle.

Wang Dong's body still didn't stop, he only heard the sound of the wind behind him, and the white ants on the side had already flew over, no matter how fast Wang Dong was, it was not as fast as the flying white ant.

In the blink of an eye, the white ants had caught up with him.

Wang Dong just wanted the white ants to catch up with him, because he knew that he would never be able to catch up with the white ants.

When the white ants came after him, he stopped suddenly, turned around, and rolled up a roll of quilt in his hand.

The one wrapped in the quilt was my wife, and of course the white ants had to catch it.

The roll of quilt was twice the size and weight of his person, and as soon as he reached out to catch it, his body immediately fell down.But Wang Dong had already circled behind him and patted his acupuncture points easily.

The veins on the white ant's small face were exposed, staring at him, even the eyeballs seemed to protrude.

But Wang Dong didn't move again, and said with a faint smile: "You are not reconciled to losing, are you? Because I didn't use real kung fu. Telling you that if I use real kung fu, it's not considered a skill. I never use real kung fu in fights. "

Hearing what Wang Dong said, the white ants were so angry that they almost vomited blood.

Wang Dong really didn't seem to have any real kung fu, it was completely opportunistic.

But if you don't have first-class real kung fu, how can you be so opportunistic?How can the time be so accurate?How could it be so steady?
This not only requires real kung fu in hands and feet, but also real kung fu in the head.

Wang didn't move at all, but it was amazing when he moved.

Look at the silver ant over there, it has been found by Wu Yunran.

The silver ant is bigger, but it is hard work.

On the other hand, although Wu Yunran had a little internal strength, he was perfect when he was wearing an iron shirt.

Therefore, he is very comfortable with hard-working people like Shangyin Ant. He doesn't need to fight each other with internal strength, he only needs to punch to the flesh.

When the two sides fought each other, they were full of punches and kicks, and each move was well-organized. If you punch me, I will return your kick.

Yan Qi and Guo Dalu confront the Golden Ant.

Guo Dalu swung his fists fiercely, his fist style restrained the fist of the golden ant, and Yan Qi circled around the golden ant.

Suddenly, Yan Qi took off the hat on his head and put it on his head. The hat was big and his head was small. His whole head was covered and he couldn't see anything.

Afterwards, Guo Dalu swung his fists and hit him at the door, and he retreated four or five steps with one punch.

Yan Qi stretched out his foot again and tripped, only to hear a "thump", the golden ant fell down, and once he fell, it was not easy to get up again.

He tried to grab the hat on his head, but he was pinned down by something very heavy.It turned out that Yan Qi had already sat down on him, and said with a smile: "This stool is not bad, but it's a pity that it's too small.

What about silver ants?

He was fighting with Fifth Yunran at first, and he and Fifth Yunran had already fought five punches in a row, and his right hand had been beaten numb by Fifth Yunran.

"You know how to iron cloth shirt!" The silver ant punched Wu Yunran again, and then screamed angrily.

Fifth Yunran sneered: "It's not just iron shirts."

It's not just the iron cloth shirt. After his transformation, his body is stronger and tougher than before, and he is full of vigor and strength.

Wu Wuyun suddenly sank, clenched his fist with his right hand, jumped up in the air, and smashed the silver ant's face with his fist.

If this punch hits hard, Silver Ant might be seriously injured if it doesn't die.

The fist wind roared, this punch came too fast and too fast, it couldn't retreat, and it couldn't retreat, Silver Ant had no choice but to take it hard.

The result of the hard answer was that his heart was bleeding like rain, and he fell heavily on the ground, making it difficult to get up again.

"You are too cruel." Yan Qi couldn't bear it.

Fifth Yunran looked at the "ants" lying on the ground, and said, "Why don't they feel cruel when they kill, rob, burn, kill and plunder, but I feel that I am still too gentle."

After finishing speaking, Fifth Yunran walked out of the room again, leaned against the pillar and closed his eyes.

Seeing him like this, Wang Dong shook his head, and said, "Put me back on the bed, I'm too lazy to move."

No matter in anyone's eyes, "Fu Gui Shan Zhuang" will not be a very interesting place, and there is not even a single thing that can make people nostalgic.

The strange thing is that once Yan Qi and Guo Dalu came, they couldn't bear to leave.

Not because they had nowhere else to go, but because...

Why?Even they themselves don't know.

Some people seem to have a strange attraction to each other, just like iron and magnets, as long as they meet each other, they will be firmly attracted by each other.

As long as these people can be together, they will feel very happy. It doesn't matter if they sleep on the floor, it doesn't matter if they go hungry twice, and they don't even care if the sky falls.

There are very few things in the world that they can't stand, and one of them is tears.

A woman's tears, especially the tears of a little woman who is not even four feet tall.

Although the person of the red ant is small, he tears a lot.

Guo Dalu suddenly realized that the amount of tears a woman shed had nothing to do with her size, the thinner the woman, the more tears she would cry.

Women are like this in many ways.

The fatter people eat less, the uglier people have more patterns, the older people wear thicker powder, and the more clothes people wear, the thinner they are.

"Oh, women are strange creatures."

Guo Dalu sighed, the red ant kept crying, it was too much for him.

He had to go.

Yan Qi didn't let him go.

Wang Dong had already lay down again, sleeping with his head covered, as long as he fell asleep, he didn't care if he was dead.

Fifth Yunran was still leaning against the doorpost with his eyes closed, and Yan Qi didn't dare to disturb him.

So Yan Qi had no choice but to grab Guo Dalu and said, "If you leave again, what will I do with these four people?"

Guo Dalu smiled wryly, "This is your trouble, not mine."

Wang Dong suddenly poked his head out from under the quilt, and said with a smile, "I have a good idea."

Yan Qi breathed a sigh of relief, "Why didn't you say it earlier?"

Wang Dong said: "You don't want to kill them, and you don't want to let them go, why don't you just leave them here and raise them for a lifetime."

Guo Dalu immediately clapped his hands and laughed, "That's right, it's indeed a good idea. Anyway, they are so small, they won't eat much."

The red ant stopped crying immediately, and said: "I only need to eat two small bowls of pearl powder bibimbap every day, plus a little seafood, and a few slices of peaches are enough; without peaches, cantaloupe is also fine."

Hearing this, even Fifth Yunran, who had closed his eyes, couldn't help opening them.

Yan Qi didn't even show any expression. He stood there and muttered: "Pearl powder bibimbap? Seafood? Peach?...It's not difficult." He turned around suddenly, turned around and left.

Guo Dalu stopped him and asked, "Where are you going?"

Yan Qi said angrily: "Find a coffin, lie down, and find someone to bury it, at least it's much easier than looking for pearl powder and peaches every day."

Guo Dalu sighed, and said: "It seems that in order to save you, I have to let them go. At least it is much easier than finding someone who can hang up and drink." He said Words, the hands have untied the ants' nests.

Just as the four "ants" were about to walk out of the door, Fifth Yunran said, "You'd better retire from now on, or I'll see you again and kill me."

After the four people heard it, they quickened their pace.They come fast and go fast.

The three of Wang Dong watched them go out, and then suddenly turned their heads together, I look at you, you look at me.At the same time, look at the fifth cloud.

Guo Dalu looked at Yan Qi and said, "You wanted to let them go a long time ago, didn't you?"

Yan Qi was "doubtful" and said, "Oh?"

Guo Dalu explained: "However, you are embarrassed to say it clearly, because the three of us have also contributed. If you let them go like this, you are afraid that we will not be reconciled. In fact..."

Yan Qi suddenly said: "Actually, you have long wanted to let them go, didn't you?" Wang Dong and the three of them looked at me and I looked at you, and suddenly they all burst into laughter.

Guo Dalu said with a smile: "It seems that letting people go is not only easier than killing people, but also much more enjoyable."

Yan Qi also said happily: "It's not bad at all. If we killed them, we would never be so happy now."

Wang Dong lay on the bed and said: "But after we let them go, if they go to harm others again, it will be unpleasant."

Guo Dalu shook his head, and said loudly: "No way, I don't think they are very bad people. Even if they have done bad things before, they will definitely correct themselves in the future." He winked suddenly, Lowering his voice, he said: "Even if they are really bad, after hearing what the brother outside said and what I said, they will definitely not dare or be ashamed to do bad things again."

Yan Qi asked strangely: "Do you think they will hear?"

Wang Dong laughed and said, "Of course I can hear it. This man's voice is so loud that even a deaf person ten miles away can hear his voice."

The three laughed again.

"We don't know your name yet." Yan Qi asked suddenly.

Wang Dong lay lazily on the bed and said, "My name is Wang Dong."

"Boss Wang." Yan Qi and Guo Dalu shouted at the same time.

"What about him?" Yan Qi pointed to Fifth Yunran outside the house.

Wang Dong said helplessly: "I don't know either, I can't see through him, and I can't understand him."

"Is this brother Gao's name?" Yan Qi asked respectfully like a knight-errant.

Fifth Yunran slowly opened his eyes, looked at Wang Dong and the others and said, "Fifth Yunran."

The expressions on the faces of Yan Qi and Guo Dalu were as if they had seen a ghost.

　I fell asleep last night, so tired, so tired

　　
　
(End of this chapter)