There is no insect in the heavens that cannot be dealt with with a single knife

Chapter 5 See you late
At 9:[-] p.m., in the east of Chuchen Town, Old Bai Tavern.

The three men sat facing each other, namely Xiong Qi with a thick back, Ye Xiao with broad shoulders and narrow waist, and Lao Bai who had no love for him.

Bear a huge amount!Drink on the bowl!Big chunks of meat!Drink in a big bowl!The identity of the barbarians has been confirmed again without a doubt. According to legend, the amoebas are extremely sensitive to human alcohol, and if they drink two bowls, they will inevitably show up.

Ye Xiao's drinking capacity is considered rare in Chuchen Town. He is usually humble and polite, but now he has to meet Xiong Qi, who seems to have a bigger drinking capacity than himself. One after another!
The owner of the tavern, Lao Bai, had a look of lovelessness on his face. He looked at the two drunkards who were drunk, and shouted loudly: "Two brothers, just listen to my brother, everyone, drink slowly. Drinking is to drink carefully." , Fine tasting, this is the famous wine Erguotou of my old bai tavern! It has been extinct for decades, and now you drink one bottle and one bottle less! Good wine, you don’t need to drink it!"

Ye Xiao glanced at Lao Bai with his rebellious eyes: "Old Bai, not to mention the deep friendship between our two brothers! What's the point of drinking some good wine from you? Brother Xiong, I hit it off with you tonight! I won't rely on his drink money! Drink, we brothers will not get drunk tonight!"

"Happy! Brother Xiao! Your name is really good, wonderful, and croaking! Night owl? Supper! Haha, let's get drunk! We're done! For? To destroy the Zerg race, to rejuvenate our human race!"

"Brother Xiong, hurry up! Done! For this fucking world! For the sake of the human race!"

"Xiong Qi? Brother Xiao, I always feel that you are connoting me?"

"Brother Xiong, don't say anything! Supper seems to be alluding to me! Do it!"

"You have to call me brother-in-law, I'll call you brother-in-law! Hahahaha!" Xiong Qi laughed extremely wantonly.

"Brother-in-law, be nice to my sister! Concentrate! Otherwise, I will definitely beat you! Shhh! Let me tell you a little secret, in fact, I am the most beautiful and most capable cub in Chuchen Town!" Ye Xiao doubled His eyes are hazy, but his face is serious.

On the roof of the tall building opposite the old bai tavern, three figures stood in the shadows.

"Father, Mom, listen, Brother Ghost, how dare you call that damned barbarian a brother-in-law? I'm so pissed off! Did you ask me for my opinion?" Ye Ji was furious, her teeth itching with hatred. of.

Murong Yanqing smiled and said, "Okay! Alright! Ji Er, look at yourself, you are dressed like a tomboy, you have an all-powerful appearance, but you are dressed in a very dashing way." , I see, you look more like a soldier than a woman, just like you, now finally there is a foreigner who is not afraid of death and wants to be Xiao'er's brother-in-law! What a blessing!"

Ye Ji said pitifully to her father Ye Yan: "I don't want to get married, and I still want to stay with my parents for a long, long time! Dad, you love Ji Er the most. Tell Ji Er, do you want Ji Er to accompany you?" Your whole life?!"

Ye Yan wore a long gown, he was indescribably gentle and elegant, and his chic and unrestrained demeanor could be regarded as the most handsome guy in the world. Ye Yan looked at Xiong Qi for a long time, and finally nodded and said: "I think it will work!"

Ye Ji clenched her fist excitedly and smiled: "I knew Dad loved me the most! Dad, shall we go down and kill that bastard?"

Murong Yanqing said angrily: "How dare you?!"

Ye Yan was stunned and said: "Ji'er, that kid named Xiong is not bad! He has a strong drinking capacity, which has proved that he is not a spy in disguise of the amoeba race! Dare to chase you proves that he has vision and courage! You beat him at close range Instead, he shot you down to the ground, which proves that he is good at martial arts! Being able to chat with your brother for a long time proves that he is also a hot-blooded and temperamental person! If such a person is really willing to chase you, I think it will be fine! "

Ye Ji...Dad, are you speaking human language?

Ye Ji: "Look again, the stupid hat who looks like a starving ghost has already eaten 3 roast chickens!"

"It means he has a good appetite! He has great strength!" The mother's partiality was obvious.

"The appearance of five big and three thick, the target is obvious, this kind of person is the most likely to die on the battlefield!" Ye Ji said bitterly.

"Ji'er, that Xiong Qi is born to be a peerless general! On the battlefield, his life must be tougher than anyone else! He can't die easily!" Ye Yan said confidently.

"Dad!? It's only been half an hour since you saw him just now. Why do you say he is a peerless warrior? I think he is a short-lived ghost!" Ye Ji was anxious.

"Ji Er, don't worry, you are too hasty, as the saying goes, 'too much is too late', if you are more stable, even a little bit, your martial arts cultivation can be improved to a higher level!"

"Isn't it? Dad, I just found out that you are gentle today. So you have the potential to be a teacher?!" Ye Ji teased.

"Ji'er, let me put it bluntly, if there were no those damn bugs, our Ye family would all be orthodox Confucianists who have read the Four Books and Five Classics! Confucianism has been a master of teaching all things and inheriting culture since ancient times, and it is also the teacher in your mouth. "When Ye Yan talked about the profession of teacher, he looked very solemn.

Ye Ji stuck out her tongue playfully, and said a little ashamedly: "Dad, I was wrong! I shouldn't joke about the teacher's profession! In fact, I still respect the teacher. Look at my spear fighting teacher , I have always respected him very much. You should tell me quickly, how did you realize that the bear is born to be a peerless fighter?"

"Ji'er, look carefully, look at the bear's sitting posture, then look at your brother's sitting posture and Lao Bai's sitting posture, what did you find?"

"I didn't find anything, I just sat there, drinking and eating chicken with five people!" Ye Ji said angrily, "No, although that bear is a big horse and sits upright, but he is restrained all over his body." , has been watching six directions and listening to all directions! This bear, and his younger brother, Lao Bai and the others are still playing tricks everywhere when they drink, this kind of person has poor character, it's terrible!"

Ye Yan smiled: "You are just wrong, this just shows that Xiong Qi is a rough man with a rough appearance, but in fact he is as careful as a hair, and knows how to observe the changes around him at any time! His whole body is introverted, which means that his whole body is in the The state of being able to explode with shocking combat power at any time, if this kind of person is an enemy, it is really terrifying!"

"Isn't it? Dad, I didn't stab him with a dagger today. With his tortoise speed, I guarantee that every stab will be accurate. Within three to five seconds, I will make a few transparent holes all over his body." Ye Ye Ji refused to accept.

Xiong Qi felt the same way when he heard Ye Xiao's seemingly drunken words, he nodded quickly and said: "Brother Xiao is hiding deep enough, I take it for granted, my spiritual sense tells me that the limit distance of my brother's sniper is 1005 Meters, and your sister's sniper limit distance is 1000 meters, brother-in-law, don't underestimate the distance of 5 meters, it is really the distance between life and death. When I was locked by your sniper just now, I really didn't dare to act rashly. I had no choice but to run away!"

Ye Xiao smiled and said: "Brother-in-law, you are actually fierce enough. I originally thought that the young heroes of the world were me and my sister, but I didn't expect that my brother-in-law seemed to appear from the ground suddenly. It's very sharp, it can make my sister suffer a lot, and you can easily retreat from the cooperation of our siblings, you really are the first!"

Xiong Qi said seriously: "Insect races are raging all over the world. As a hot-blooded young man, we must unite as one and fight insects together! From this point of view, we are all friendly troops! I, Xiong Qi, am a nobody, but I will never fight against the insects." The friendly army is ruthless! My future opponents are not humans, they are insects! They are stinking, ferocious and raging insects! Insects, I will use my sword to kill each one I see!"

　Pesticides are good for health.
　　
　
(End of this chapter)