I am Da Song

Chapter 336 Capture the tiger and present the tiger whip

The female officials have gained a lot on the ice lake, but Tang Yi has not forgotten another means of livelihood of the fishing and hunting people.

She took a female officer and set up a grilled fish with wooden branches on the bonfire next to Zhao Huan.Taking out such an important catch and roasting it to Zhao Huan obviously intended to use this fish as a bribe, and asked Zhao Huan to continue to provide hunting guidance.

Tang Yi squatted beside Zhao Huan's legs with a smile, and said, "Guan, you must try this grilled fish. It's all thanks to your good guidance that we can harvest so many fatty fish. You can guide us again." How to hunt, we hunt the prey, and then roast it for you to eat."

"No need. I already have the prey."

Tang Yi turned her head to look at the barbecued meat on the bonfire next to her, and asked, "Then what kind of meat is this roasted by the government?"

How could there be such a smart woman in the world?
Zhao Huan smiled and said, "Wild sheep are also called dwarf deer."

"Then is it a sheep or a deer?"

"It's a deer. But I like to call it a silly roe deer."

That's right, what Zhao Huan roasted was the stupid roe deer known to all generations.

Mention the name of the silly roe deer, perhaps every Chinese has heard of it.But when it comes to its appearance, many people may not have the impression that they are similar to Lu Xun's image.

In fact, silly roe deer is a kind of deer, which belongs to the small deer category.

Hearing the name of the silly roe deer, Tang Yi covered her mouth with a coquettish smile and asked, "Why do the officials call them that? How stupid are they?"

How silly?
Let's put it this way, the stupid roe deer that used to be all over the Northeast, because they are too stupid, have been listed as "waste" under the second-level national protection after the millennium.

Zhao Huan said with a smile: "How stupid can this guy be? You might be a little dumbfounded when you say it."

"For example, if they find that the enemy is no longer on the way to escape, they will run back to see what happened."

"When encountering carriages, traps and the like that are not natural creations, they will stop and study non-stop."

"There are a lot of roe deer in this land. If a hunter sees them, they just need to call out a silly roe deer, and they will stop, poke their heads, and look around to see who called it."

"At this time, the hunter can go up with a stick and beat him to death with a stick."

Tang Yi opened her mouth wide in surprise, and asked, "It's that simple? Then what if they escape without being killed? You can't call out stupid roe deer again, right?"

Zhao Huan pinched her pink cheeks with a smile, and said with a big smile: "You still overestimate them. You just have to wait where you are, and they will come back after a while. Let's see what happened. What is it that hurts them so much?"

"If it's a group of stupid roe deer, if you kill one, the others won't run away. Just surround the dead one to see what's wrong and why it doesn't run away."

"..."

"Isn't this too stupid? It's so stupid that it makes people happy." Tang Yi held Zhao Huan's right hand and asked, "Then how to find them. Ladies are not good at riding horses, can they be chased?"

"Yes. They don't need to ride horses, they mainly live in woodlands. They are timid by nature. When frightened, the hair on their tails will explode into the shape of a white heart. When they are in danger, they will bury their heads in the snow. Because of that, they feel like their prey can't see them."

If this hadn't come from the mouth of today's officials, Tang Yi would never have believed that such a stupid and cute animal would exist.

But since the officials said so, Tang Yi did not hesitate, leaving ten female officers to fish in the ice cave, and took the remaining twenty female officers into the snowfield.

It just seems that these female officers are really unprofessional.

Some people were still wearing long skirts and trousers. They had to hold the hem of the skirt with both hands and carry the wooden stick behind their backs to move in the snow field with difficulty.The red mink fur coat dragged out traces of marching in the snow.

Seeing this appearance, Zhao Huan showed a gratified smile, the more unprofessional the better.Their performance even far exceeded their expectations.Only by making the most of this image of a noble lady and a gentle poet, can a bigger topic be created in the next period of time and attract more people's attention.

At this time in the Northeast, it is still very different from the Central Plains.

Mainly manifested in a wild land.

That is to say, the wilderness is full of forests and trees, unlike the Central Plains, where there are thousands of miles of fertile fields and fertile soil.

In this land beyond the Great Wall, there are fewer people.Except for a small road that was opened up, there are tall trees on both sides of the road, and the forest is in patches.There are even very few traces of slash-and-burn farming.

The ladies left the lake and plunged into the forest.

Soon the cheering voices of the female officials sounded in the forest: "Silly roe deer, don't run!"

"I saw it, there is a group of silly roe deer there. Sisters, hurry up and chase them."

"Silly roe deer~silly roe deer~, stop! Oh, I hit it, and it ran away! Are we going to be too cruel like this?"

"It must be very painful to be hit by such a big stick?"

"Sister, I'm hunting. When you eat venison, you don't miss a single bite."

"That's different. I like small animals, and I have them with every meal, without conflict."

As the sun sets, the smug generals are the first to return.

They even had to take two carriages in the imperial camp when they came back halfway to pull the prey they had caught.

One of their most outstanding prey is a huge Siberian tiger.

Although there is a kind of strange tiger-blowing creature in later generations, the fighting power of tigers is amazing. Some tigers kill Tyrannosaurus rex, some tigers bite off AK47, and even tigers can fight against a full-stacked modern army, severely damage a squadron of troops, and then Get out of the way.

But in reality, Tiger's attitude must be: "You fucking bragging, don't take me!"

In this world, human beings are undoubtedly the top of the food chain.

"Shoot the tiger yourself, watch Sun Lang."

Basically, all the fierce generals in troubled times play with tigers as prey.

You must know that the fierce generals of this era are not like Zhao Huan, a good-for-nothing nerd who is out of breath and tired after running 100 meters in later generations.

They are 1.8 meters tall and 1.9 meters tall. They are burly and majestic. They all weigh about 360 catties, and they weigh almost [-] catties in heavy armor.It is almost the same weight as the Siberian tiger's average weight of [-] catties. If you pick up a long spear or a giant axe, you will not necessarily die in a hand-to-hand fight with a tiger in the arena.

Riding horses and bending bows, a group of people went up to hunt. As long as the tiger has no head and goes crazy, it will run away immediately.In the face of human's steel battle formation, any protein animal is vulnerable.

Even Sun Shiwan and Cao Pi shoot tigers for fun, not to mention other fierce generals.

The general team and the others happily pulled the fat Siberian tiger back. Everyone was full of confidence and felt that the competition was stable this time. Some even suggested that the tiger whip be dedicated to the officials.

Such a fresh tiger penis is a rare beauty on weekdays.

(End of this chapter)