The days of double cultivation with the fox fairy

Chapter 101 Can we not slap our face?

"I'm going! Did I make a mistake!" I looked at the computer in disbelief. The score on the screen gave me an impact that was definitely not weaker than the pleasure brought by masturbation.

Today was the day when the results of the college entrance examination came out, so Xiang Long Qingyang took half a day off to check the scores at home.

But I would never have thought that I would get such a score in the college entrance examination, and I would be optimistic about touching the admission score of Shenghua.

As long as he is acting like a fool, he will definitely not be able to get this score in the test. Qin Shousheng must have helped him.

Although Xu Xin has copied a lot, there is no way to copy things like English composition and error correction. [

I suddenly feel that what happened recently is so unreal, like a dream, but this score is indeed worthy of our face.

Don't forget the well digger when you drink water, I can do this now, all thanks to Meier, no!It should be said that it was the boss who sold "Liu Bei". If he hadn't sold me fake erotic pictures, I wouldn't have met Meier.

"Summer, the watermelon is ready!" Mei'er in the kitchen shouted at me.

I smiled and shouted, "Here we come!"

Meier is getting cuter and cuter now. Because of her mind-reading skills, Meier has a general understanding of human life today. Recently, because of my training, every time I go home, Meier will buy some fruit to reward me .

Walking into the living room, Mei'er had already put the sliced ​​watermelon on the table, tasted it, it was quite sweet.

"Come on, brother feed you one!" I took a bit of a watermelon and handed it to Meier's mouth, Meier smiled sweetly and took a bite. Now I feel that this watermelon is not as sweet as Meier's smile.

I couldn't help but want to go up and kiss, but was stopped by Meier: "Xiamen, it's not possible now, you promised Meier to practice hard."

"A kiss won't kill me!" She pouted and was about to kiss me, but Meier suddenly moved, kissed my cheek, and said with a smile, "Okay!"

I froze for a moment, then asked, "Is that so?"

Mei'er looked like she was succeeding in her trickery, and said with a smile: "Just now in Xia Tian, ​​I only kissed once."

Alas, now Meier is getting smarter and wiser, this sentence makes me say nothing, I can only sit there and eat watermelon peacefully.

While I was eating, the doorbell suddenly rang. Since Sister Lin left, almost no one had come to my nest, and it was already ten o'clock in the evening, so I felt a little puzzled when the doorbell rang.

"Here we come!" I yelled, walked to the door, and opened it.

But when the door was opened, there was not even a shadow of a person.

I don't know who made the prank, cursed secretly, and went back to the house.

Meier took a bite of the watermelon and went to sleep in the bedroom. For a gentleman like me, I naturally slept in the living room.

Turn off the lights, and start practicing by yourself,

Run the true energy, and after running a few times in the twelve meridians, with the momentum, you are ready to attack Ren Du's second channel.

The tenacity of Ren Du's second meridian is very good. The situation this time is the same as before. I always feel that the meridian is about to be opened, but it always feels a little bit worse. It seems that only a little zhenqi can be opened, but when I use all the It is still the same when the zhenqi is charged, and it is still a little bit worse. I even think that even if the zhenqi is doubled, the result is still the same.

Originally, I planned to ask Long Qingyang about it, but I felt a little bad. After all, the matter of cultivation would arouse suspicion. It would be bad if Meier's whereabouts were leaked because of this.

This is also the reason why I dare not use my true energy in front of Long Qingyang.

According to "Nine Turns of the Universe", the Ren Meridian governs blood, which is the sea of ​​Yin Meridians; the Du Meridian governs Qi, which is the sea of ​​Yang Meridians. Is it because the meridian is too strong?If you don't masturbate, will the result be better if you try it?

Among the eight extraordinary meridians, the second meridian of Ren and Du is the two most basic meridians. Only when the second meridian of Ren and Du is opened up can the other meridians be impacted.

The Twelve Classics have been opened by me so casually, why is it so difficult to handle Ren and Du's Second Meridian?

Is it really the same as in Jin Daxia's novels, if you open these two meridians, you can be the enemy of the world?

Just when I was thinking wildly, a voice suddenly pulled me back.

The sound is very small, but with my current hearing ability, I can hear it very clearly. It is the sound of a steel wire being used to pry open the door. Is there a thief coming to my house to steal things?

In order not to startle the snake, I still pretended to be asleep, and sure enough, the door was opened carefully not long after.

"Brother, are you sure there is no adult in this house?" a voice whispered.

"Didn't we watch it together this morning! What a bummer!" Another voice was thicker.

Depend on!These two guys really came to my house to steal things!

Then there was the sound of two thieves turning over things, and just as they were doing so, the little thief suddenly exclaimed: "Brother, brother, there is someone lying here!"

"Keep your voice down!" The elder brother scolded the little thief softly, and then said disdainfully: "It's just a child, if he really wakes him up, we will grab him hard!"

"That's right! We're carrying knives, why are we afraid of this little boy!" The thief smiled complacently, and then went on to flip through things.

Suddenly the sound of them turning over things disappeared, but they were still walking. Anyway, there was nothing valuable at home, so let them play for a while.

"Boss, there is a beautiful chick here!" The thief exclaimed again.

"Whisper..." The big thief didn't finish his sentence, and let out a lewd smile: "This chick is so beautiful, it's good to be your big brother's wife!" [

They actually set their minds on Meier, it seems that they will not be able to teach them a lesson!

I stood up from the sofa, walked behind them without making a sound, patted the shoulder of the lower one, and said with a smile, "Isn't it pretty?"

"Looks good, looks good!" At first I thought he was a little thief, but I didn't expect that this short man turned out to be a big thief.

"No!" The big thief came back to his senses, and directly took out a dagger and pointed it at me: "Boy, I didn't expect you to wake up! Be honest!"

The little thief also turned around, he was fat, and his height was about the same as mine. I really don't know how he would recognize this 1.6-meter-old man as his eldest brother.

I smiled and shook my head: "I'm already very honest."

"Hmph! You don't have to drink a toast!" The big thief snorted coldly, and said to the little thief, "Beat him!"

"Yes, big brother!" The little thief responded with a feeling, then frowned, and looked at me viciously, but because of the fat on his face, it was very pleasant to watch.

I pretended to be a little scared, and said in a trembling voice: "Can we not slap my face?"

The big thief laughed twice, and then said, "No!"

As he said that, he stabbed at me with the dagger in his hand with the little thief, and smiled disdainfully, what two stupid thieves.

With a side kick, the daggers of the two were directly kicked to the ground, and the two were so frightened that they could not speak.

I picked up a dagger unhurriedly, broke the blade in two in front of them, and said with a smile, "Is this dagger fake? Made of plastic?"

"No, it's impossible!" The big thief looked at me in disbelief.

He didn't have time to chat with them anymore, he kicked them to the ground and was ready to beat them.

At this time, the two suddenly said in unison: "Can we not slap our face?"

I froze for a moment, then laughed a couple of times imitating the big thief just now, then frowned, and said, "No!"

(Ask for flowers, please collect, Gao Fushuai can give you tickets~)

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