The days of double cultivation with the fox fairy

"That's right, it's me!" The man waved his hand, turned the stone sword in his hand into powder, looked at me and said with a smile.

I'm still very nervous, this person has only met me once, and his personality is extremely weird, I can't guarantee that he really won't do anything to me and Mei'er.

Swallowing, forced himself to calm down, looked at him and said, "Who the hell are you!"

"Me?" The man froze for a moment, then said with a smile, "Don't care who I am, anyway, I have no malice toward you!"

The young man said, muttering to himself: "I didn't expect that idiot to take in another good apprentice, alas... and he's still as handsome as my brother, not bad!" [

"Little brother, you and this little fox will have a doom recently, pay more attention!" The man suddenly raised his head, looked at me seriously and said.

Hearing this sentence, my heart suddenly lifted.

This young man with a sword knew about me and Meier just by looking at me in the warehouse. Now he tells me to be careful, so something will definitely happen in the future.

Seeing that I didn't speak, the young man continued: "Little brother, work hard, when will you engage in double cultivation with this little fox, and report to me about your feelings!" a feeling of.

I will report to your sister!Do you have to make a video and send it to you?

The young man just turned around, turned back again, took my hand, and said gratefully: "Brother, you are so kind! It's best to be a ****!"

"Damn it! Do you know what I'm thinking?" I looked at the young man dumbfounded and said.

When the young man heard my words, he smiled awkwardly: "Well, I'm used to it, I'm used to it! But I can hear this sentence clearly, and now I can't hear you clearly when you're alert!"

"What exactly is the calamity you mentioned?" I looked at the young man and asked suspiciously.

The young man straightened his face and clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, the heavenly secret must not be revealed..."

"Are you sure your posture is correct?" My eyebrows twitched uncontrollably, Nima!He is obviously a cultivator, but he has to act like a monk, so he must not reveal his secrets!

The young man was stunned for a moment, and then said: "I won't play with you anymore, anyway, just be more careful recently." As he spoke, the young man turned into an old man, with a Mozi of Zhao Benshan on his head, wearing a pair of Sunglasses, holding a crutch, waved his hand, and touched the barrier.

"Master, please stop!" I yelled, but he ignored me and walked towards a girl staggeringly.

This person doesn't seem to have any malice towards me. If he wants to kill me, it's just a matter of moving his fingers, and he just reminded me.

But this man pretended to be coercive, walked up to the girl, and said in a vicissitudes of voice: "Little girl, I see that your seal is black, and there must be a bloody disaster in the next month!"

"Old man, don't make fun of me. I'm a college student, but I don't believe in such feudal superstitions! Besides, I don't have any change for you now!" the female student said to him with a smile.

"No! No! No!" Who knew he waved his hand, and said in a deep voice: "Old man, I never charge money for divination, I only do fortune-telling for people who are destined!"

"No money, that would be fun!" The female student laughed even happier when she heard that no money was required.

Putting on his sunglasses, the young man who transformed into an old man said with a smile, "I only need to give you a magic weapon to avoid this bloody disaster!"

"And a small gift?" The girl's school was even happier to hear that.

"This is for you, you should know how to use it!" He shoved something into the female student's hand, walked away, and disappeared from my sight in the blink of an eye.

"Sanitary napkin!" The girl looked at the things in her hand, blushed, and yelled at the direction in which the young man left: "Crazy!"

Depend on!Could this young man be really crazy?Then he told me that there is doom between Meier and me, is it true?

At this time, the girl suddenly turned her head to look at us, she immediately became dumbfounded, she covered her mouth with her hands and was speechless.

Only then did I come to my senses, Nima!Meier is still in demon form!

"Is this..." The girl was not afraid but walked towards us excitedly.

I thought she had discovered something and hurriedly stood in front of Meier, shaking her head and saying, "No! No!"

"Is it..." The girl pointed at Meier and continued to repeat what she just said.

"This is really not..." Before I finished speaking, the girl stopped stuttering and jumped up excitedly: "You are playing osply, right!"

"No!" Uh... What an osply!I quickly nodded and smiled and said, "Yes! Cosplay! It's Cosprey!"

"You still want to lie to me!" The girl had a smug look on her face, and even pulled Mei'er's ears.

The girl tugged twice, and then said: "Wow! Your props are so realistic!"

"Yes... yes!" I said with a haha, but in my heart I was thinking that the bastard just now hadn't released the restraint on Meier so that she couldn't move.

"Wow! This tail is so fluffy, it feels so good, and it has warmth! This girl is also so cute, and she will definitely win the first place in the competition!" The girl became more and more excited as she talked, but I became more and more excited. It's so hard, this Meier can't move, what should I do!

"Can I take a picture?" the girl said and took out her phone.

Now I panicked, and I was quick to think, and quickly pointed to the sky behind her and said, "Look, there is a flying saucer!"

The girl froze for a moment, then said with a smile: "How is that possible! Things like ufos are deceptive!" Then she raised her phone, ready to take a picture of Meier.

I gritted my teeth and said again; "Damn! Jay Chou!"

"Jay Chou?! Where! Where!" The girl turned her head excitedly.

I took the opportunity to quickly put Meier on my shoulders, and ran away!

I can think of Jay Chou, I'm so fucking witty! [

"Hey! Wait a minute, where is Jay Chou?" The girl shouted at me who was running wildly.

Where is Jay Chou?I know him, but he doesn't know me!Also, when this person heard something about his idol, he really became a bit brain-dead...

He ran wildly all the way, and hid in a small alley with Meier on his shoulders.

Putting Meier down, he gasped heavily. In fact, the medical history was exhausting, but because he was too nervous, Meier's identity was almost exposed. Fortunately, there are too many people playing Cosplay in society now... …

"Well, brother, I'm sorry..." I just breathed a sigh of relief, and another voice came over, and the nerves in my whole body tensed up again. Looking back, Nima turned out to be the young man who turned into an old man .

"Cough! Cough!" After coughing twice, he looked at me with some embarrassment and said, "I was too impatient to pick up girls just now, and I forgot to release the restraint of the little fox!" Pointing, Meier regained her ability to move.

Although Mei'er was immobilized just now, she just couldn't move or speak, but now she returned to normal, and quickly transformed into a human form, retracting the fox ears and tail.

"Brother, I still want to save those girls who are addicted to the bitter sea of ​​love, so I'll dodge first!" As he spoke, his figure flashed and disappeared. Not long after he disappeared, his voice came from a distance: " Liang Tianzun, the little girl and the old monk see that your seal is black, and there will be bloody disasters within a month!"

I'm stupid!After all, this person is cultivating Taoism and Buddhism!And... Nima!Can I change my lines?

(Thanks to Dreaming City, Xiao, Sijiu, and Inaba for their votes, thank you for your support! Well, it looks comfortable, if you have a ticket, just drop it, and give Gouxue some motivation!)