The days of double cultivation with the fox fairy

"Eh... Is your senior sister in menopause?" I asked Yang Fan with twitching corners of my eyes.

Yang Fan laughed dryly: "This...Actually, this is the real face of my senior sister, you will get used to it in the future!"

Seeing that there are quite a few people standing at the gate of the martial arts club, at a glance, there are only miniskirts, slender stocking legs, ahem... no, it's a pitch-black head.

"Ah! Look, Xia Tian! It's Xia Tian!" Some girl screamed, and the crowd turned around in an instant.

"Wow! It's really summer, much better than in the video!" [

"Damn! It's really Brother Tian, ​​brothers, go up and worship Brother Tian as your teacher!"

"Fuck off gays! Tiantian is ours!"

I'm stupid!What the hell is going on.

"Well, do you want to get out of the way?" Yang Fan swallowed his saliva, looked at me and said.

Before the sound came out, the person moved first, jumped up from the spot, and turned around in the air at an unknown hundreds of degrees, and passed the crowd.

After landing, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Of course it's going to flash!"

kindness?What about Yang Fan?

"Xia, Xia... God, save... save me!" Suddenly Yang Fan's weak voice came over, and I looked back, I'm stupid!Is it necessary to be so exaggerated!

I saw Yang Fan lying on the ground, crawling out one after another, but he seemed to be unable to crawl anymore, and waved his hands at me.

Without further ado, he quickly dragged Yang Fan out of the crowd. If things went on like this, he had to go to the hospital again.

"Are you... all right?" Yang Fan's current appearance was a little funny.Hair is messy.The shirt on the upper body was torn by someone.Covered in dust.

Yang Fan hasn't spoken yet.Yang Xue ran to stop me: "Xiamen. You are here. Come in quickly!" Then she dragged me into the martial arts club.

As soon as he entered, he locked the door directly.Just locked.There was a knock on the door.At the same time, Yang Fan's anxious voice came: "Sister, don't lock the door! I'm still outside!"

After Yang Xue heard it.Hastily opened the door.Let Yang Fan in.But the group of students had already reacted.They all rushed towards the door.

see.Yang Xue quickly closed the door.

The door just closed.There was a crackling sound.It's all knocking.

Fortunately, they didn't know the apartment they lived in.Otherwise, Sister Lin and Tang Shuyao should embarrass me to death.

After a long time, the group of people gradually left.Yang Xue was relieved.

I looked at Yang Xue.Some doubts said: "Senior sister. There are so many people signing up now. Why don't you accept it?" [

Yang Xue hasn't answered yet.Yang Fan on the side said: "I asked my senior sister to collect them all. That way, there will be a lot of club fees!" This stuff.As he spoke, his mouth was drooling.I go!This is how much money is loved.

"These people who sign up now. The goal is not to practice martial arts at all. They come to see you in summer. Although our martial arts club is down and out, we can't accept everyone!" Yang Xue sighed with some regret: "Besides, we The current clubhouse of the Martial Arts Club is not big enough to accommodate so many people..."

After listening to Yang Xue's words, I feel that the difference between good and bad is not the reason, but the problem of the community hall is the key point.

Originally, the Martial Arts Club was not a large club, but now that so many people came suddenly, it was indeed not easy for this small room to accommodate them.

"Okay! Let's not talk about these things today!" Yang Xue clapped her hands to ease the atmosphere, then looked at Yang Fan and said, "What about the things I asked you to buy?"

Yang Fan was taken aback when he heard this, touched his body, and shouted, "I accidentally lost it just now!"

"What?!" Yang Xue was stunned for a moment, then said with a smile: "Fortunately, I bought the vegetables yesterday, it seems that Miss Ben is going to show off her skills today!"

When Yang Fan heard this, his face turned pale, and he said quickly: "Senior sister, are you sure you're not joking?"

"There are not many people who can let my lady cook by herself! You are lucky today!" Yang Xue patted my shoulder, ignored Yang Fan, and went straight to the kitchen.

Seeing this, Yang Fan hurriedly dragged me out, whispering as he walked, "Hurry up! We will all die when the senior sister cooks the dishes!"

"Ah?" I was stunned for a moment, but I immediately understood what Yang Fan meant. It seems that Yang Xue is not very good at cooking, and she might even compete with Sister Lin!

If this is the case, it is indeed better to leave early!

I was just about to escape with Yang Fan, but Yang Xue's voice suddenly came: "Xiao Fan, come and help Senior Sister chop the vegetables!"

When Yang Fan heard this sentence, he let it out, and said to me at the same time: "I'm sorry Xia Tian, ​​I harmed you. If there is another life, I will definitely go to you to make amends!"

How come there is a feeling of "the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone"?Could it be that the lethality of Yang Xue's food is really so powerful that it can kill people?

Yang Fan walked towards the kitchen like a walking dead, suddenly felt that something was still in his hand, and looked down, it turned out to be the roast duck just now.

"Brother Fan, I still have a roast duck here, at worst, let's just eat this!" I quickly said to Yang Fan.

Yang Fan was stunned for a moment, and when he looked back to see the roast duck in my hand, a smile appeared on his face, but why were there still tears?Is this the legend that extreme joy begets sorrow?

I was sitting on the stool alone, playing with my mobile phone, while Yang Fan and Yang Xue were in the kitchen, busy cooking.

From time to time, Yang Fan's screams came out from the kitchen, which made me feel shabby, won't I really just eat roast duck later?

Not long after, Yang Fan and Yang Xue came out of the kitchen, each holding a plate in his hand, serving dishes one by one.

Soon, all the dishes were served, but it seemed that it was not as scary as Yang Fan said. [

"Brother Fan, what happened to your hand?" I suddenly found that all five fingers of Yang Fan's right hand were covered with white tape.

Yang Fan was about to answer, but Yang Xue said: "It's nothing, I just broke his by accident!"

"Nails? That's all! Your nails will bleed if broken! And you have five fingers!" Yang Fan growled at Yang Xue.

Yang Xue ignored it, and smiled at me and said, "We eat vegetables in summer! Don't pay attention to him!"

"Okay, I'll eat it now!" I said with a dry laugh, then pointed to a plate of black fungus and said, "This fried black fungus is good! I'll try it!"

Even if Yang Xue's cooking is unpalatable, no matter what, it's because of her whole heart, so I'll support her!Besides, I can't do it. This food can really kill people.

As soon as I picked up the chopsticks, I heard Mei Xue say: "Xia, you really like to joke with senior sister! This is stir-fried cabbage! Even if there is too much soy sauce, there is no need to say it is black fungus. Try it soon. How is the taste!"

I'm stupid!Nima!Such a black thing turned out to be cabbage!The cheating father doesn't bring such a cheating one!I take back what I said before, this dish may really kill someone!

"I... I don't like cabbage very much! Let's eat roast duck!" As he said that, he rolled up the roast duck and was about to put it in his mouth.

Who knew but was stopped by Yang Xue: "It's not good for young people to eat too much meat, let's eat more vegetables!" Seeing that I didn't speak, Yang Xue said to Yang Fan: "Xiaofan, try it first. Let's see if the senior sister's craftsmanship has improved!"

"Ah?" Yang Fan had a face of resistance.

Yang Xue gritted her teeth and said word by word: "You! Eat or not!"

"I'll eat, I'll eat!" Yang Fan laughed dryly, picked up the black fungus, no, it was cabbage, and put it into his mouth.

As soon as the food was in his mouth, Yang Fan ate the rice in big mouthfuls. Now I know what a strong man is!If I could, I would definitely say to Yang Fan proudly: "Strong man, do this bowl of Rexiang!"

"Not bad?" Yang Xue looked at Yang Fan and asked.

With tears in his eyes, Yang Fan nodded.

"Why are you crying?" Yang Xue asked suspiciously when she saw Yang Fan's tears, but before Yang Fan could speak, Yang Xue smiled and said, "It must be that the food made by the senior sister is so delicious? Oh, it's delicious too." Don't do that!"

Yang Fan shuddered twice, pointed to his mouth, and then pointed to the toilet.

Yang Xue looked at Yang Fan with some doubts and asked: "What do you mean?" Suddenly, Yang Xue seemed to have suddenly realized, and directly frowned: "Are you thinking..."

"What he means is that the dishes made by senior sister are so delicious, I accidentally ate them too quickly and got stuck, so I want to drink some water, right!" After he finished speaking, he winked at Yang Fan, who saw this Hastily nodded.

Only then did Yang Xue laugh, and said grandly: "You are the only one who is greedy, go ahead, eat slowly later!"

Yang Fan rushed to the toilet as if he was about to receive an amnesty, but it was my turn to be unlucky.

Yang Xue smiled and said to me: "Look, Xiaofan is so happy to eat, let's eat more in summer!"

"Okay, okay..." I felt a breath of death spreading all over my body at this time, but I couldn't help Yang Xue's face, so I had to bite the bullet and pick up the chopsticks to pick up those vegetables.

But at this time, the phone rang suddenly, and I quickly put down my chopsticks, took out the phone and looked at it, it turned out to be Sister Lin, it was the first time I felt that Sister Lin was so cute!

"Senior sister, let me answer the phone first!" I was so excited at this moment, is my situation a narrow escape?

But before I had time to get excited, Sister Lin's words made me stand there in a daze: "What?! You said someone is going to kidnap Meier?!"