So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 135 The contradiction between Heiyang Hongli's growing good life and his short lifespan
"!!!"

Hearing Heiyang's words, Hongli's heart beat almost half a beat slower, and her little head was running at high speed. Combined with her years of understanding of Heiyang, the translation of this sentence...

"Go back, go back to your hometown to get married and live? The pace is so fast!"

Hongli staggered and almost fell off the bed: "You, are you serious?"

"Ah this..."

Heiyang was stunned for a moment, and seeing Hongli's excited expression, he changed his mind and showed a serious expression.

"If you want to, Xiaoli, it's not impossible..."

"No, no, no, I mean, let me slow down, I'm thinking..."

Hongli's pupils dilated and she continued to take deep breaths.

"Haha, haha...

My God, I was confessed yesterday, and today I seem to be proposed again!
After these two days, it is more exciting than the sum of my previous sixteen years of life, or does it mean that my life suddenly started to fast forward? "

"Uh, if you think it's too sudden, we can get married in a few years. There's no rush."

Heiyang is still outputting: "However, any relationship that is not for the purpose of marriage is a hooligan.

Xiaoli, don't worry, I will definitely marry you home! "

"Who told you this? Didn't I understand enough? If I don't marry you, who will I marry! Do you want to emphasize this over and over again?"

Hongli curled her lips, pointed at Heiyang, and then at herself, with a bit of anticipation on her face: "I'm talking about going home..."

"Huh? Don't you want to go home?"

"I really want to go home!"

Hong Li sighed, and her face returned to calm: "But there are a lot of problems in front of you, how do you solve them?"

"for example?"

"My parents asked us: Oh, why are you back? Didn't you work hard in the sect?"

"Isn't that easy?"

Hei Yang looked like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, staring at dead fish eyes and said: "Let's be honest, let's just say, I'm tired, I don't want to play anymore, I'm not happy outside, go home and dawdle."

"Wow, you..."

Hong Li thought for a while, and then choked out a word: "It's too stupid!"

"I think it's okay, parents will definitely understand."

Heiyang spread his hands: "This way we will be happy, and they will be at ease when we are at home with them, how nice it is."

"Then, what if they hate iron and steel, and feel that we have wasted a precious opportunity?"

Hong Li compared her heart to her heart: "As parents, you definitely hope that your children will have a good future, a good future.

Just like when we were young, although we were very reluctant, we were still called up by them to practice martial arts in the morning. They are loving mothers and fathers, but sometimes they can become strict!

At that time, even if parents don't say anything, can we really relax with peace of mind, will parents be disappointed? "

"This……"

Hei Yang scratched his head, Hong Li was right, for them, hostility and hatred were nothing at all, and the two of them would show no mercy when fighting.

On the contrary, it is the kind of heavy care and love that sometimes makes people overwhelmed and at a loss.

"Then let's talk about it at that time. Many things have to be done first, and then there will be results. Maybe I didn't think about anything at the time, and the reasons were made up later."

Hei Yang shook his head: "Accidents are always the natural enemy of leisure, but just because of the possibility of accidents, you don't pursue what you want. Instead, you put the cart before the horse."

"But……"

Hong Li wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Hei Yang who suddenly reacted.

"I said, Hong Mouli..."

"what……"

A bad premonition suddenly appeared in Hongli's heart: "Why, what's the matter, haha, Heiyang, what kind of eyes are you looking at, what are you looking at me for?"

"are you……"

Heiyang squinted his eyes, and said in a low voice, "Is there something you're hiding from me? How do I feel? You seem to be looking for a reason all the time?"

"Haha, haha, how come, how can I hide something from you, you are too sensitive!"

"That means you don't want to go home and stay with me?"

"That's right, I have something to hide from you!"

Hongli hesitated for a second.

"Isn't it okay to admit it earlier?"

Hei Yang crossed his arms and looked at Hong Li: "Tell me, what's the matter?"

"Well, do you still remember..."

Hongli whispered: "In order to let you train hard, didn't I write a letter, and then I boasted that I was in the foundation building period."

"Hmm, there is such a thing."

Hei Yang nodded: "And then? Aren't we in the foundation building period now?"

"But the key is..."

Hong Li's voice became smaller and smaller: "I have been writing letters to my family since then, I am homesick, you can understand it!"

"It's very understandable, but what's the point?"

"Then, I don't have to report good news or bad news. I'll tell them that I've been practicing hard in the sect, and my cultivation base has been steadily rising!"

"Good guy, are you announcing the good news and not the bad news? You're just spreading rumors!"

Hei Yang was happy: "Why, you won't keep updating your false cultivation in the letter, right?

How many floors have you updated to the foundation building?Tell me to make my brother happy. "

"Ninth floor of Nascent Soul..."

"Uh-huh?"

Hei Yang picked out his ears and widened his eyes: "What, what, tell me again, I'll listen to you?"

"Grass, you are deaf!"

Hong Li said angrily: "National Soul Ninth Floor! Did you hear that?!"

"Good guy, sister Hong, you can really blow it."

Hei Yang couldn't help complaining: "Why didn't you say that you directly became the suzerain of the Five Elements Sect?"

Hongli: "I've already become one."

Hei Yang: "???"

Hongli: "Later, I resigned and gave way to young people."

Hei Yang: "???"

Hongli: "Then, the current plot is that I am the Supreme Elder in the sect, and I am practicing hard in closed doors, and I want to break through the realm...

Well, I don't know what the realm after Nascent Soul is, so I can only use this way of thinking to get past it! "

"Your lies are quite logical!"

"of course."

"Of course you're tall!"

Hei Yang couldn't hold back anymore: "You still look very proud, why, you are afraid that your lies will be exposed after you go back, so you have come to deceive yourself and others?"

"I'm not, I confiscated it for a while."

Hongli laughed and said, "If they ask me when I go back, what do you think I should do?"

"My suggestion is that short-term pain is worse than long-term pain. To be honest is better than anything else."

"No, no, if that's the case, wouldn't you lose your lord?"

"Are you afraid of being ashamed in front of your parents?"

"Then what if my parents have already spread the matter? What neighbors, aunts and aunts all know about it, so I will put my face on it!"

"Then don't!"

"Aha? So my face just disappeared?"

"That's right. When I lied back then, I should have the awareness that I would die after being exposed."

Hei Yang frowned: "However, I have another way here, why don't you listen?"

"Teacher Hei, explain in detail!"

"It's very simple, one word, pretend!"

"Wow, you finally got the word count right!"

"Climb, don't interrupt!"

Heiyang replied casually, and continued to explain: "Think about it, parents don't know the specific realm anyway, and they just want to know if you are doing well after hearing your reply.

In this case, if you hold your head against the foundation and insist that you are a Nascent Soul, they won't know, right? "

"Isn't this a lie to parents?"

"Didn't you lie to your parents first?"

"No, no, you think..."

Hongli made reasonable assumptions and conjectures: "If you lie to your parents like this, there may be big problems. For example, one day a big boss at the Nascent Soul level suddenly passed by our hometown..."

Hei Yang: "Um..."

Nascent Soul Cultivator: I am the Nascent Soul Stage.

Parents: It's nothing serious, and so are my children.

Nascent Soul Cultivator: Oh?Be sure to ask for some advice!
Heiyang, Hongli: ...

"Hey, what an outrageous imagination you have!"

Hei Yang waved his hand to burst Hong Li's imagination bubble, and complained speechlessly: "What do you think, the probability of this kind of thing happening is so small that it is almost non-existent, monk Nascent Soul is passing by, you really dare to think about it!"

"Then you can reincarnate, and the two of us can still get this rescue device..."

Hongli said unconvinced: "Then my idea is not completely impossible, right?"

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Ah—"*2
The two wailed at the same time, and collapsed on the bed with their heads up. Their heads accidentally bumped into each other, and their heads hurt even more.

"I can see it."

Heiyang sighed.

"When a lie is told, it must be covered up with more lies."

Hongli's face was full of helplessness: "But the final result..."

"It's often far from what we wanted in the first place."

Hei Yang answered, "It's like when we didn't want to come to the Five Elements School, we lied a lot."

"But in the end, I was almost swallowed by a tiger in a daze, got engaged in a daze, and was caught in the Five Elements Sect in a daze."

Hong Li mournfully said, "It's too difficult!"

"so……"

The two tilted their heads and looked at each other: "It's not as simple as telling the truth from the beginning!"

"What about your face?"

Hei Yang said weakly: "Don't you want it?"

"No, no more."

Hong Li said directly: "Anyway, I don't know how many embarrassing things I have done, and this one is not bad."

"Too……"

Heiyang nodded: "Then tell me, I'll write a letter back, tell my parents what we think, and see how they respond?"

"Tch, what is Ma Baonan?"

Hongli showed disdain: "Can you be a little assertive!"

"Oh, then you have your own opinion, you can figure out a way!"

"Haha, I have experience in writing letters, let me help you!"

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Then it's decided."

Hei Yang concluded: "Then, are there any other questions?"

"uh-huh."

Hongli raised a question: "What about the pile of souls that Po Meng entrusted to you, what are you going to do?
Bringing it back to your hometown, making the house spooky? "

"I haven't started my research yet."

Hei Yang thought for a while: "We can buy a house and use it to deal with those things...

Uh, why does it sound like a troublesome feeling! "

"That's fine, I won't ask this question any more, the last one is the most deadly one."

Hong Li paused and said: "Then shall we still cultivate immortals?"

"Ok?"

"In the foundation building period, if there are no accidents, the lifespan will be three hundred years."

Hongli's eyes were blank: "Then, we will die of old age one after another. Before that, parents will leave first..."

"..."

Heiyang fell silent: "Three hundred years, too short..."

"It's obvious that your two lifetimes are only more than [-] years in total, but in the end you still think that [-] years is too short?"

Hong Li turned around and poked Hei Yang's face: "Maybe I'll get tired of working by then?"

"Birth, old age, sickness and death, it's human nature."

Hei Yang said insincerely: "Let nature take its course or something..."

"Then are you willing to give up your parents?"

"Reluctant."

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

"us……"

Hong Li murmured softly: "Is it too greedy?"

"Of course we're greedy."

Hei Yang sighed: "I want a relaxed life, but I don't want this happiness to end, it's really too greedy."

"What do you say……"

Hongli scratched Heiyang's face with her fingers: "Would you like to see me grow old and unfit, unable to run or jump, and then die on the bed and never see you again?"

"I do not want to."

Hei Yang muttered: "So I have to find a way to try to die before you."

Hongli: "???"

"No, if you don't want to, then I will!"

Hongli poked Heiyang's cheek vigorously: "Oh, you enjoy the happiness, and leave at the last kick, and let me suffer, right?"

"This question seems a little familiar."

Heiyang frowned and thought.

"Nonsense, we have been discussing this issue since Chapter 1."

Hongli said speechlessly: "As a result, there is still no solution, or if there is a solution, you don't do it. If you practice hard and strive to become a fairy, won't we have so many troubles?"

"Ok?"

Hei Yang grasped the blind spot: "Why am I practicing, not you? Not you? Not you?"

"Won't I be tired?"

Hongli took it for granted: "Don't you like the lovely Hongli? If you like it, don't make her sad. If you don't want to make her sad, just work hard!"

"Oh roar?"

Hei Yang frowned: "Then you don't like Hei Yang? Don't you like Hei Yang? Don't you like Hei Yang?"

"Of course I like it!"

Hongli suddenly showed a desolate expression, and covered her heart: "Ah~ I'm tired of you, and my heart hurts, my love for you is more than your tiredness!
But I am willing to endure this pain, don't you understand how great my sacrifice is? ! "

"So painful?!"

Heiyang's complexion changed drastically: "Then let me feel sorry for you!"

"No, I feel bad."

"My heart aches!"

"My heart is not good, I hurt first!"

"Your heart is not good, it's better to hurt less!"

"What are you..."

"What am I..."

"Let's break it up, I can't live through this day!"

"Hmph, if you share, you will share, as if whoever loses can't survive!"

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"I'm just kidding! Don't take it seriously, I don't want to break up, woo woo woo..."*2
"Okay! Composite!"*2
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(End of this chapter)