So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 140 People Can't Be Unlucky All The Time, Can They?
"Ahhhhh, my wife, I was wrong, don't torture me anymore!"

"Hmph, it's good to know that you're wrong, who will be the master in the family in the future?"

"You are the master, you are the master!"

"Oh ho ho ho ho ho!"

There was a smile on Hongli's face, while imagining what would happen next, she activated the card in her hand.

She looked expectantly at the black sun on the screen, waiting for the moment when the curse would take effect.

"..."

Heiyang looked at Hongli expressionlessly: "And then?"

"Ah?"

Hongli frowned, Heiyang's calm look was unreasonable...

The curse should have taken effect, but why...

Is it a fake?Can't!

"..."

After pondering for three seconds, Hongli realized in an instant, subconsciously showing a funny smile: "Good guy, I was almost fooled by you.

Bear with it, pretend to be, I want to see how long you can last. "

"what are you talking about."

There was a trace of confusion in Heiyang's eyes: "I don't understand."

"It doesn't matter if you don't understand, anyway, you and I know it well."

Hongli smiled slightly, supported her head with her hands, and lay on her side on the bed, looking like she was watching a good show.

"Well, the will is commendable, but I have some good news for you. The effect will only last for a whole day and then disappear. Isn't the time very short? I think so too. Why can't it last for a year!"

"Although I don't know what you're talking about."

Heiyang showed contempt: "But just your tone of voice gives me the urge to beat you up."

"Ah, yes, yes, I'm always in need of a beating."

Hongli smiled and pointed to her face: "Come on, come and hit me, beat me up and cry!"

"Grass, you are sick!"

Hei Yang couldn't help cursing.

"Well, indeed."

Hongli nodded in agreement, stretched out her hand and dragged a pile of snacks from the bed, picked out a toffee and threw it into her mouth: "I have a serious illness that makes me feel uncomfortable when I don't hear you begging for mercy, you also have one?"

[Hongli sent you milk candy*1, do you accept it?]

Hei Yang: "..."

"Accept it."

Hongli urged softly: "Why don't you accept it, don't you also like food?"

"recent……"

Heiyang's tone was flat: "Quit."

"Ha, really?"

Hongli looked suspicious: "Or is it that someone has a toothache and dare not eat?"

"Ok?"

Heiyang scratched his head, accepted the toffee, and threw it into his mouth: "But it's okay to eat it once in a while."

Hongli: "!!!"

"Okay, tough enough!"

Hong Li showed an expression of admiration: "I respect you for being a man!"

"baffling."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "If you keep talking like this, I'll turn off the video and go back to catch up on sleep."

"you dare!?"

Hongli's small face sank: "Chat with me for a while, when I can't fall asleep, how can you fall asleep with peace of mind?!"

"Count sheep if you can't sleep."

"Strange talk, without any basis!"

"The black sheep."

"It doesn't work, the more you count, the more excited you get!"

"..."

In awkward chat...

Talk awkwardly for five minutes...

Ten minutes of awkward chat...

Chatting for two hours...

"Oh, no, I really can't open my eyes."

Hei Yang yawned big: "It's almost dawn, I'm going to catch up on sleep..."

"Well……"

Hong Li hesitated to speak, with a look of astonishment on her face, and a sense of frustration welled up in her heart.

Why doesn't it work? Is it because it has been used for too long, so it has expired?

Or, the posture of cursing just now is wrong, do you need to recite some special spells, or do you need to perform some mysterious rituals?
For example, sacrificing soul, flesh and blood to evil gods, is it okay to sacrifice pigeon soup...

"Hey!"

Hei Yang's voice brought Hong Li back to his senses, and the former rubbed the center of his brows: "I'm closed, you can sleep for a while, if you don't want to sleep, go to practice, and wake me up in the afternoon."

"Wait a moment!"

Hong Li stretched out one hand, and held another curse card between her fingers: "Wait for me a little longer, maybe I didn't play well just now, this time change to a stomachache curse card, if it still doesn't work, I will admit defeat!
You also cooperate a little bit and react a little bit, don't make me look like a clown! "

"Xiao Li..."

Heiyang spoke softly.

"what?"

Hongli looked confused: "What's wrong?"

"Does it have to be like this?"

Heiyang murmured softly: "Do we have to kill them all?"

"Huh? Are you saying..."

Before she finished speaking, Hongli was stunned suddenly, and then, her eyes lit up slightly, showing a sweet smile: "Oh ho ho?"

"Ugh."

Heiyang sighed, took a deep breath, and sank into his dantian: "Hongli, are you a fucking **** ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah aa *How can there be such a wolf-hearted prop ahhhh!"

Hei Yang couldn't hold back anymore, waved a handful of cold water, and poured it into his mouth: "Sihasha, what is this? It doesn't make sense. I have done good deeds all my life and kept my mouth clean. Why do I have a toothache? !

Dog, plot against me, and let me eat your toffee, what the hell am I*******"

"Pfft ha ha ha ha! No way, don't be like this, Mr. Hei, quickly return to your calm and breezy appearance, ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Hongli couldn't help laughing wildly, causing Xiao Huo by the bed to quietly grab the bed with her wings, and poked her head out in confusion: "What's wrong with mom, did you encounter any happy things? You burst into tears from laughing It's..."

"No, it's okay, you don't need to worry about me, hahaha..."

Hong Li clutched her stomach, out of breath: "Phew, haha, I can't do it... Phew, calm down, calm down... Puff hahaha!"

"Red glass!!!"

Heiyang's roar rang in my ears: "Remember, don't fall into my hands, or I will make you look good!"

"Ah, yes yes yes."

Hong Li curled her lips, her face full of indifference: "I don't know how many times you have said this since you were a child, have I survived until now?

Besides, even without today's incident, if I really fall into your hands, there will still be no good end...

Hmph, I still have this bit of self-knowledge.

So, just bear with this toothache!
Oh, I forgot to mention, I still have eight curse cards like this one.

Let me tell you a little secret, as long as you reach the golden core stage, this curse card will be useless, huh, do you understand what I mean? "

"Change, can you change the conditions?"

"you sure?"

"Don't give me a way out!"

Heiyang clutched his cheeks, his face was full of sternness, and the four gift boxes he had accumulated from the seventh level of Qi refining were lined up: "Wait, wait until I make something fun for you!"

"Brother, you are dreaming."

Hongli couldn't help laughing and said: "You can open anything you want? Do you think this gift box belongs to our family? It's all random!"

[Heiyang: [picture]]

Item: A very solid wall
Quality: purple

Size: 6 meters long, 0.5 meters wide, 4 meters high (normal form)
0.06 meters long, 0.005 meters wide, and 0.04 meters high (portable form)
Effect: It is really strong and can resist the attacks of Yuanying stage and below!
Introduction: A wall may provide shelter from the wind, but it will have difficulty keeping out the rain.

[Hongli: Hahaha, I laughed so hard, that's all, the purple quality is not good, you just bump into it, I'll be ashamed of you, hahahaha! 】

[Hei Yang: Heh, come again! 】

[Heiyang: [picture]]

Ability: High Frequency Warrior
Quality: blue

Effect: Turn on the high-frequency form. During use, the position will be reset every five seconds. No matter how far you move during this period, it will return to the original point.

In the high-frequency form, it is immune to [-]% of the damage received, and the dodge rate is greatly improved!

In the high-frequency form, your attacks have a [-]% probability of missing damage.

Introduction: Come on!See who is unpredictable! (fog)
[Hongli: Ah, so what, if you learn this skill, I will also synchronize it. 】

[Hongli: Give up, people, sometimes you have to accept your fate, people are not always favored by good luck, I think I have a right to speak about this...]

【Black Sun: [Picture] [Picture]]

Props: Dancing Youth Gift Pack
quality: green

Effect: dance card*6 (make the selected target dance the dance you specify, the duration is one hour)

Scope: foundation building period and below

Introduction: The third set of national broadcast gymnastics for middle school students, Dancing Youth, starts now!
[Hongli: ? 】

Props: Double the Happiness

quality: green

Effect: Truth card*2 (designate... understand everything!)

Big Adventure Card*2 (...knows all!)

Introduction: No matter from which angle you look at it, this kind of prop will not bring happiness to people! (sad)

[Hongli: ? ? ? 】

[Hongli:? ! ? ! ! ! ? ? ! 】

[Hongli: Brother, I was wrong, I am your little glass, err...]

【Hei Yang: Hehehe...】

(End of this chapter)