Cultivation begins with a chicken
Chapter 124 Are you shitting?
Chapter 124 Are You Shit? (Please subscribe!!!)
"Brother Chicken, why are you so short?"
"Brother chicken?"
"Brother chicken."
Intuit!
I was not happy to hear this.
Do you understand?
You little deer hooves!
Lu Shan couldn't help but jumped up and patted Lujiaomei on the forehead.
"Don't call me Brother Chicken from now on! Call me Uncle Lu Shan!"
"Okay, brother chicken."
???
this moment.
Chickens talk to ducks! !
Lu Shan suddenly felt completely defeated.
He raised his head, and cast a look of help to the rabbit-eared girl not far away.
but.
The rabbit-eared lady seemed to be talking to the old goat man, and she didn't notice Lu Shan's request for help at all.
This made Lu Shan a little angry.
Staring at the long legs of the rabbit-eared lady, she secretly thought.
Uh…
Grass!
Thinking of this, Lu Shan became even more depressed.
After a long time.
When the sun was about to set, Lu Shan finally saw the remaining creatures in the cave.
A strong deer man with a deer head and a human body is the father of Mianyao, a girl with antlers.
There are also two fat groundhog couples, who are the parents of the meat-winged groundhog.
Plus the old sheepman and the rabbit-eared girl Duoqi.
There are all adult animals in the cave.
at dinner.
Lu Shan looked at the small bundle of grass seedlings in front of him, and for a moment didn't know what to say.
At this time.
The old goat man suddenly pointed at Lu Shan, and introduced to the other beasts:
"New member, Lu Shan, high-level General Qi, race"
When he said this, the old sheepman obviously paused, then turned his head and looked at the rabbit-eared lady suspiciously.
As a result, the rabbit-eared lady also turned her head in confusion, and turned her gaze to Lu Shan himself.
Ok.
In this regard, Lu Shan could only stand up and introduce himself:
"Hello, comrades, my name is Lu Shan, I am a high-level general, and my race is, um, chicken."
chicken?
Obviously, this answer stunned all the monsters.
Even the rabbit-eared lady who brought Lu Shan back had a puzzled look on her face.
Obviously, even the rabbit-eared lady thinks that Lu Shan is just a species that looks like a chicken.
Perhaps in their cognition world, they have never seen or heard of a chicken that can cultivate into a general atmosphere.
It is even possible that they have never seen chickens in the martial arts realm.
Intuit.
A group of ignorant ground turtle monsters.
Cough cough, except for the little lady.
However, despite this, they did not ask any questions, but clapped paws and hooves clapping hoofs very welcome.
This is the end of a simple welcome party.
At night, Lu Shan was assigned to a small branch cave near the entrance, with a diameter of two or three meters.
I heard that the previous owner was a dog, but half a year ago he left without saying goodbye for unknown reasons.
This hole has remained until now.
The cave was empty, save for a raised stone, nothing else.
Really. The house is empty.
In fact, Lu Shan didn't expect anything else.
But you said at least get a grass nest.
Oh, I forgot, the few guys in the cave, except for myself, seem to be eating grass.
Forget it.
Lu Shan didn't bother to care about it.
Wipe the dust off the stone, then sit up and start to think about the problem.
Hey, don't say it.
Ass is pretty cool.
After adapting, Lu Shan fell into thinking.
The first thing to consider is food.
Going out to hunt is unrealistic. After all, there are so many monsters on this mountain. If there are any edible animals around, they will probably be eaten up by others.
Since hunting is not possible, we must consider the blood tradition of our nation.
farming!
In the previous valley, Lu Shan also confirmed the "promoting birth" ability of "Qibu Spike".
A small piece of vegetation, after a little care by him, can produce some fruits.
Now that I think about it, this exercise is worthy of being the old Tian family's family-inspired method.
Thinking of Laotian's family, I don't know what happened to those concubines in Meishan Zongqi Garden.
And that girl Tian Xiaorou, she should have gone back with Qingliu successfully at this moment.
shit.
If there is no such ghost law, I should now stay safely in the chicken coop, living a life of being fed on time and on time every day.
Lu Shan, who grew older and more angry, secretly decided.
When he is promoted to the Demon King and Great Sage, he must bring all kinds of monsters to Mu Chaohai.
Dance in his face.
Why even dance naked.
Even if you are angry, you will be mad at him!
Thinking about it, Lu Shan actually slowly fell asleep.
In the dream, Lu Shan found that he had a demon body with a chicken head and a human body, and he was wandering on the road with his arms around the rabbit-eared lady.
While talking about love, his hands were still rubbing on the long legs of the rabbit-eared girl.
But when I touched it, the feeling suddenly changed.
Lu Shan unexpectedly found that the person sitting next to him turned into Qingliu who was wearing close-fitting short sleeves and a miniskirt.
You know, Qingliu is famous for being open-minded.
This close-fitting short-sleeve is worn on the body, and the great truth is directly transformed into the supreme truth in the world.
But just when Lu Shan was about to do something.
Ok…
wake up.
next second.
There was an extremely shrill cock crowing in the grass-eating hole.
"Oh oh oh!!!"
After half an hour.
Look at the big cock squatting in the hole.
Several times, Duoqi wanted to go up to say hello.
But when it saw the faint eyes of the big cock looking at itself.
There is an indescribably weird feeling.
In the end, Duoqi ran away without saying a word.
Looking at the back of the rabbit-eared girl leaving.
Lu Shan thought of the feeling in the dream, and couldn't help but put the wings on his nose and smell them.
But at this time.
A face with two antlers suddenly appeared above Lu Shan's line of sight.
"Brother dick, are you shitting?"
"........."
In order to avoid this annoying girl with antlers, Lu Shan deliberately ran to the other side of the mountain.
I found a recessed area and dug out a few seeds that I had taken with the old sheepman beforehand.
Use the claws to plow a small field and put the seeds in it.
Put it away and fill it in layers.
After filling it, he used a big leaf to carry some water from a puddle not far away.
Pour over, cover with soil.
After everything was done, Lu Shan watched for a moment.
After making sure that no one noticed him, he stepped on the seed fill with chicken feet.
luck...
Then a wave of spiritual energy appeared from the tip of Lu Shan's claws and spread into the soil.
Slowly over time.
Lu Shan could clearly feel movement under the soil.
that's it.
For most of the day, Lu Shan was busy conveying spiritual energy here.
When his spiritual power was exhausted, he would meditate and rest, and then continue to transport when he was rested.
Finally, the result of working so long is to get a few seedlings.
Looking at these green seedlings, Lu Shan patted his wings contentedly and went back.
at dusk.
The rabbit-eared lady still came back empty-handed, but today she seems to be in a good mood.
As soon as he entered the cave, he said to the beasts in the cave:
"Hey! I received a group mission!"
What?
And group missions?
Two groundhogs grinding their teeth, the old goat man, and Lu Shan poking his head out of the cave.
The eyes of the four beasts looked at the rabbit-eared lady together.
It happily took out three wooden signs and said:
"Tomorrow afternoon, Dajiao Cave and Huangdi Cave will set up a stage to negotiate!"
"Fifty town demons are needed!"
"Each winner will be rewarded with ten catties of fruit and two pieces of animal meat!"
Damn, the word "ba" in the dick bully in this chapter is gone! !
(End of this chapter)
"Brother Chicken, why are you so short?"
"Brother chicken?"
"Brother chicken."
Intuit!
I was not happy to hear this.
Do you understand?
You little deer hooves!
Lu Shan couldn't help but jumped up and patted Lujiaomei on the forehead.
"Don't call me Brother Chicken from now on! Call me Uncle Lu Shan!"
"Okay, brother chicken."
???
this moment.
Chickens talk to ducks! !
Lu Shan suddenly felt completely defeated.
He raised his head, and cast a look of help to the rabbit-eared girl not far away.
but.
The rabbit-eared lady seemed to be talking to the old goat man, and she didn't notice Lu Shan's request for help at all.
This made Lu Shan a little angry.
Staring at the long legs of the rabbit-eared lady, she secretly thought.
Uh…
Grass!
Thinking of this, Lu Shan became even more depressed.
After a long time.
When the sun was about to set, Lu Shan finally saw the remaining creatures in the cave.
A strong deer man with a deer head and a human body is the father of Mianyao, a girl with antlers.
There are also two fat groundhog couples, who are the parents of the meat-winged groundhog.
Plus the old sheepman and the rabbit-eared girl Duoqi.
There are all adult animals in the cave.
at dinner.
Lu Shan looked at the small bundle of grass seedlings in front of him, and for a moment didn't know what to say.
At this time.
The old goat man suddenly pointed at Lu Shan, and introduced to the other beasts:
"New member, Lu Shan, high-level General Qi, race"
When he said this, the old sheepman obviously paused, then turned his head and looked at the rabbit-eared lady suspiciously.
As a result, the rabbit-eared lady also turned her head in confusion, and turned her gaze to Lu Shan himself.
Ok.
In this regard, Lu Shan could only stand up and introduce himself:
"Hello, comrades, my name is Lu Shan, I am a high-level general, and my race is, um, chicken."
chicken?
Obviously, this answer stunned all the monsters.
Even the rabbit-eared lady who brought Lu Shan back had a puzzled look on her face.
Obviously, even the rabbit-eared lady thinks that Lu Shan is just a species that looks like a chicken.
Perhaps in their cognition world, they have never seen or heard of a chicken that can cultivate into a general atmosphere.
It is even possible that they have never seen chickens in the martial arts realm.
Intuit.
A group of ignorant ground turtle monsters.
Cough cough, except for the little lady.
However, despite this, they did not ask any questions, but clapped paws and hooves clapping hoofs very welcome.
This is the end of a simple welcome party.
At night, Lu Shan was assigned to a small branch cave near the entrance, with a diameter of two or three meters.
I heard that the previous owner was a dog, but half a year ago he left without saying goodbye for unknown reasons.
This hole has remained until now.
The cave was empty, save for a raised stone, nothing else.
Really. The house is empty.
In fact, Lu Shan didn't expect anything else.
But you said at least get a grass nest.
Oh, I forgot, the few guys in the cave, except for myself, seem to be eating grass.
Forget it.
Lu Shan didn't bother to care about it.
Wipe the dust off the stone, then sit up and start to think about the problem.
Hey, don't say it.
Ass is pretty cool.
After adapting, Lu Shan fell into thinking.
The first thing to consider is food.
Going out to hunt is unrealistic. After all, there are so many monsters on this mountain. If there are any edible animals around, they will probably be eaten up by others.
Since hunting is not possible, we must consider the blood tradition of our nation.
farming!
In the previous valley, Lu Shan also confirmed the "promoting birth" ability of "Qibu Spike".
A small piece of vegetation, after a little care by him, can produce some fruits.
Now that I think about it, this exercise is worthy of being the old Tian family's family-inspired method.
Thinking of Laotian's family, I don't know what happened to those concubines in Meishan Zongqi Garden.
And that girl Tian Xiaorou, she should have gone back with Qingliu successfully at this moment.
shit.
If there is no such ghost law, I should now stay safely in the chicken coop, living a life of being fed on time and on time every day.
Lu Shan, who grew older and more angry, secretly decided.
When he is promoted to the Demon King and Great Sage, he must bring all kinds of monsters to Mu Chaohai.
Dance in his face.
Why even dance naked.
Even if you are angry, you will be mad at him!
Thinking about it, Lu Shan actually slowly fell asleep.
In the dream, Lu Shan found that he had a demon body with a chicken head and a human body, and he was wandering on the road with his arms around the rabbit-eared lady.
While talking about love, his hands were still rubbing on the long legs of the rabbit-eared girl.
But when I touched it, the feeling suddenly changed.
Lu Shan unexpectedly found that the person sitting next to him turned into Qingliu who was wearing close-fitting short sleeves and a miniskirt.
You know, Qingliu is famous for being open-minded.
This close-fitting short-sleeve is worn on the body, and the great truth is directly transformed into the supreme truth in the world.
But just when Lu Shan was about to do something.
Ok…
wake up.
next second.
There was an extremely shrill cock crowing in the grass-eating hole.
"Oh oh oh!!!"
After half an hour.
Look at the big cock squatting in the hole.
Several times, Duoqi wanted to go up to say hello.
But when it saw the faint eyes of the big cock looking at itself.
There is an indescribably weird feeling.
In the end, Duoqi ran away without saying a word.
Looking at the back of the rabbit-eared girl leaving.
Lu Shan thought of the feeling in the dream, and couldn't help but put the wings on his nose and smell them.
But at this time.
A face with two antlers suddenly appeared above Lu Shan's line of sight.
"Brother dick, are you shitting?"
"........."
In order to avoid this annoying girl with antlers, Lu Shan deliberately ran to the other side of the mountain.
I found a recessed area and dug out a few seeds that I had taken with the old sheepman beforehand.
Use the claws to plow a small field and put the seeds in it.
Put it away and fill it in layers.
After filling it, he used a big leaf to carry some water from a puddle not far away.
Pour over, cover with soil.
After everything was done, Lu Shan watched for a moment.
After making sure that no one noticed him, he stepped on the seed fill with chicken feet.
luck...
Then a wave of spiritual energy appeared from the tip of Lu Shan's claws and spread into the soil.
Slowly over time.
Lu Shan could clearly feel movement under the soil.
that's it.
For most of the day, Lu Shan was busy conveying spiritual energy here.
When his spiritual power was exhausted, he would meditate and rest, and then continue to transport when he was rested.
Finally, the result of working so long is to get a few seedlings.
Looking at these green seedlings, Lu Shan patted his wings contentedly and went back.
at dusk.
The rabbit-eared lady still came back empty-handed, but today she seems to be in a good mood.
As soon as he entered the cave, he said to the beasts in the cave:
"Hey! I received a group mission!"
What?
And group missions?
Two groundhogs grinding their teeth, the old goat man, and Lu Shan poking his head out of the cave.
The eyes of the four beasts looked at the rabbit-eared lady together.
It happily took out three wooden signs and said:
"Tomorrow afternoon, Dajiao Cave and Huangdi Cave will set up a stage to negotiate!"
"Fifty town demons are needed!"
"Each winner will be rewarded with ten catties of fruit and two pieces of animal meat!"
Damn, the word "ba" in the dick bully in this chapter is gone! !
(End of this chapter)
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