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Chapter 403 You two are crazy

Lantian guerrilla general Zhang Xianzhong!
To be honest, after hearing these words, some of the Lantian Army guarding the city wanted to shoot. The Lantian guerrilla general really regarded Lantian as their territory. This buddy is also very courageous, and he is not afraid that the Lantian Army will shoot him black. what.

Li Dezhen frowned and looked at the caller in the city, at this moment Li Chaomeng stepped up, looked at Li Dezhen and said, "What does this Xianzhong want to do? Send someone here to show off?"

Li Dezhen shook his head and said: "I don't know what this guy wants to do, but no matter what he wants to do, we have to come up and ask. Zhang Xianzhong from the province said that we Lantian people dare not even meet his messenger."

Li Chaomeng heard the words and said: "That's right, let's come in and see what this guy wants to do, he can't get out of the sky without me."

The two exchanged a few words, at this moment Li Dezhen said to the adjutant: "Put the hanging basket."

Hearing this, the adjutant nodded, and then he lay down on the top of the wall and shouted, "Are you Zhang Xianzhong's messenger?"

The middle-aged literati cupped his hands and said, "It's my servant. Please see your general. My general has something to bring to Lantian County Honorable."

The lieutenant waved his hand when he heard this, and the next moment a big bamboo basket tied with a rope was thrown down from the city wall. At this moment, the adjutant said: "My teacher said, please send the messenger into the city to tell."

After hearing this, the messenger looked at the big basket in front of him and said, "Is your basket strong? I don't want to hang it half way up, and fall to my death under the city wall."

Hearing this, the adjutant laughed loudly and said, "Don't worry, brother, this basket of mine is the handicraft of Bamboo Carpenter Mountain. Let alone pretending to be a messenger, you can just bring the horse with you."

The messenger cupped his hands and said, "Then don't bother me."

Speaking of the messenger getting off the horse, he came directly to sit in the big basket. Seeing this scene, Li Chaomeng smiled and said, "It's a bit courageous."

Li Dezhen said: "The world has undergone tremendous changes. In such a time of turmoil, all kinds of heroes are most likely to appear, just like us, if there is no county honor to promote me, I should still be hunting and living in the black mountain behind our Tanggou Town. That can become the leader of a division that controls 1 people."

Li Chaomeng nodded when he heard this, and said, "That's right, if there were no county magistrate, I might have starved to death by now, or I couldn't bear it anymore, and disobeyed my master's instructions, went up the mountain and fell the grass, and became the one who caused disaster." There are thieves."

After hearing this, Li Dezhen said: "So, at such a time of turmoil, even a loach has a chance to become a giant dragon. It is not a big deal for one or two characters to appear at this time."

After Li Dezhen finished speaking, the big basket over there had been pulled up along the city wall, and the middle-aged scribes inside the basket pulled up to the top of the city wall. Seeing so many soldiers on the city wall, the muskets and artillery were shocked, especially when they saw the surrounding area. The "fierce and vicious" Lantian soldiers were even more frightened.

But as a messenger, the most important thing is mentality. Besides, there are only ten thousand people here at most, and there are nearly 20 troops outside the city. How dare they do anything to themselves?
If they dared to vent their anger on themselves, wouldn't they be afraid that the Eight Great Kings would order the attack on the city in a fit of anger, and they would end up with the miserable end of breaking the city and dying?
Thinking about this, the messenger cleared his throat confidently and said, "Where is your general?"

At this time, the adjutant said with a smile: "This way please, I am waiting for the messenger."

While talking here, he led the messenger to Li Dezhen's direction, and soon came to the place where Li Dezhen was staying. At this time, Li Dezhen and Li Chaomeng were sitting on chairs drinking tea, looked at the messenger and said, "What did Zhang Xianzhong ask you to do? "

The messenger did not expect Li Dezhen to be so direct and without any polite words at all, so he clasped his fists without talking nonsense: "My general said that he was appointed by the imperial court as a guerrilla general in Lantian, and now he is going back to the station to station, and you will wait here to guard the gate." , why not let my general pass, is it to prepare to fight against the imperial court, rebellion?"

"Pfft~"

After hearing this, Li Dezhen was still thinking about how to respond. At this time, Li Chaomeng almost spit out a mouthful of tea. The messenger looked at Li Chaomeng and glared: "What's so funny."

At this moment, Li Chaomeng laughed and said, "Hahaha...I laughed at Zhang Xianzhong, a rogue who has now learned to speak bureaucratly, hahaha...Go back and tell Zhang Xianzhong, don't talk about it, it's all started by bandits, why are you pretending to be an official now? Ah, it's very easy for him to enter Lantian, just bring soldiers in. As long as he can beat Grandpa's Lantian Army, it's all right. I'll give him Grandpa's head, let alone Lantian County. If you don’t come in, then stop arguing with me. If you have the time, think about where to get the military rations for the next meal. I heard that Zhuxi County has been robbed once by Sun Kewang. The treasury is not full. You mob of 20 , don’t starve to death outside my copper coin pass.”

"you……"

The messenger was offended by Li Chaomeng's words, but Li Chaomeng didn't care. The winner is the king, and the loser is the bandit. This is the concept transmitted by Li Chaosheng and Li Chaomeng. The brain is not very fast, and it is easy for scholars to get involved. Now I will teach you a way that you will not suffer, that is, when a scholar tries to reason with you, you should talk to him about your strength.

What he said is hype, you can just knock him down with a punch, don't try to reason with them.

Li Chaomeng obviously learned very well. When the other party asked him to speak out, Li Chaomeng didn't follow his logic at all, but directly followed the robber's logic. This made Zhang Xianzhong's emissary unable to do so.

You, Lan Tian, ​​think that you are an official of the court, and our king is also an official of the court now. Our king wanted to chat with you according to the official routine, but you actually wanted to chat with our king according to the rules of rogues.

You are pointing east and west, making me a messenger very difficult to do.

The messenger's face twitched, Li Chaomeng didn't care about it, looked at the messenger and said: "Okay, let's not bother, what did your king ask you to do, if you still talk about giving way, don't say it, save yourself disgrace."

At this time, the messenger said with a dark face: "General, are you really not afraid of my king's soldiers coming to the country?"

Li Chaomeng said: "Nonsense, don't I know about you rogues? If you can win, you have already made a move. Why are you talking to me here? We only talk about it if we can't win."

The messenger looked at Li Chaomeng, and felt that the black fellow in front of him looked very stupid, but why was his brain circuit so clear?

Li Dezhen looked at Li Chaomeng in surprise, his uncle usually didn't look very smart, but what he said at this time was right to the point, amazing.

Li Chaomeng looked at the messenger. The messenger was a little embarrassed at this moment, and he didn't dare to look directly at the black man. Li Chaomeng looked at the messenger and said, "You still have something to do. If you have nothing to do, go back and inform Zhang Xianzhong to prepare. Our cannons are already hungry and thirsty." , see you on the battlefield if you have any skills."

The messenger looked at Li Chaomeng at this moment and said: "General, do you really not understand your current situation, or do you pretend that you don't understand your current situation? The imperial court ordered you to vacate Lantian for our army to station. If you don't follow the edict, you are rebelling. If you rebel in Lantian, you don't need our king to take action. The army of Hong Chengchou, Lu Xiangsheng, and Sun Chuanting stationed in northern Shaanxi is enough for you to drink a pot in Lantian. If our king takes action at this time It is enough to make your Lantian disappear, and you dare to challenge our king at this time, the general is really not afraid of the destruction of Lantian."

"Hong Chengchou, Sun Chuanting, Lu Xiangsheng."

After hearing this, Li Chaomeng looked at Li Dezhen. As Lantian's high-level executives, they are very clear about the bets that Lantian has placed on these three people over the years. Letting them attack Lantian County is simply the funniest joke they have heard this year. Let them attack Lantian, and now that Lantian suddenly stops supplying them, their seemingly incomparably powerful army will mutiny in a short period of time due to insufficient supply.

So it was a big joke to scare Lan Tian with these three people, but the messenger vowed at this time that he was determined to accept Li Chaomeng and Li Chaomeng.

At the beginning, this black guy must not have known the key point, and thought he was only facing our family. Now that I've laid the situation out for you, I think you're still crazy.

The eyes of the thinking messenger looked at Li Chaomeng, but he was disappointed, he didn't see fear on Li Chaomeng's face, instead he saw an intriguing smile.

laugh?What's so funny?

The messenger was puzzled, at this moment Li Dezhen cleared her throat and said, "Well, what the messenger said is true, we will consider it, is there anything else the messenger has to do? If not, I will send the messenger back."

The messenger was taken aback when he heard this, something is wrong, aren't you afraid that it's my turn to make a condition? Why did you send me away? Do you understand the rules?
"Come here, see off the guests, hang the messenger to me with the basket."

Li Dezhen waved his hand, and the adjutant immediately responded, "Yes."

"Wait, wait a minute."

At this time, the messenger hurriedly stopped the adjutant's action, looked at Li Dezhen and Li Chaomeng, and said, "You two generals, do you understand what I said? I said that if you have a bad relationship with the eighth king of our family, it will not only be the one who will attack your Lantian County. Our Eight Great Kings, and the [-] troops placed by the imperial court in northern Shaanxi."

Li Dezhen said with a smile at this time: "Do you understand? There is something else."

"No, general, I, why I can't explain to you, I mean, you don't want our Eight Great Kings to cooperate with the court to besiege Lantian County, so you have to talk to our Eight Great Kings and agree to some conditions of our Eight Great Kings, understand Yet?"

"Understood, see off."

Li Dezhen nodded seriously, followed by the same attitude of seeing off the guests, the messenger was going crazy, did he encounter a psychosis?He had already made up his mind when he left the camp.

The first purpose of this mission is to let the Lantian army give up the Tongqin Pass, and let their army enter and station in Lantian. The Fourth Commander, Ai Nengqi, and the Grand Commander's confidant, Zhao Ding, were exchanged for it.

Before the messenger went out, it was estimated that the possibility of achieving the first goal was very small, because if the Lantian army gave up Lantian, it would not convince Lantian, and it would be difficult for Lantian to agree. Of course, this goal must be mentioned. It's also very simple, what if Lan Tian agrees?

Don't think it's impossible. There are not no die-hard loyalists and patriots in this world, such as Song Jiang in Water Margin. Of course, let's not use real history. The real history of Song Jiang is a small group of bandits. It's not worth mentioning. What we're talking about is The one in the Water Margin, according to the scale of Liangshan in the Water Margin at that time, if Song Jiang is not subject to Zhaoan.

That day, the world might not have had his share in Liangshan, but this black-bellied boss brought his younger brother to serve as cannon fodder for the court, isn't that stupid?
But it is really possible for this kind of thing to happen in this era. The concept of imperial power supremacy has existed since ancient times. Only a small number of people can not be affected by imperial power. Famous thieves.

But does this include Li Chaosheng?
Li Chaosheng's influence on the bandits is just one word: counsel!
Li Chaosheng is too cowardly. He has been in Lantian for many years, and he managed a Lantian. The people are prosperous, the people are rich, the army is also very powerful, and the firearms are also very powerful. With this foundation, the rogues feel that they can rebel a long time ago. When Gao Yingxiang held Hong Chengchou back, he directly sent troops to rebel, and now the whole of Shaanxi is probably his, and when the time comes to use Shaanxi as a base to plot the world, maybe the great cause has been accomplished.

But Li Chaosheng, who lives in Lantian, bows his head to the court, pays taxes every year, and professes his minister every year. From the eyes of the rogues, he is a coward.

Since he didn't dare to turn against the court, using the court to oppress him now might bring unexpected surprises. Once he was persuaded to hand over Lan Tian's confession, wouldn't he release it himself?

So the first purpose is to let the Lantian army give up the copper money pass. If the Lantian army is not as cowardly as imagined, then the second purpose can be carried out, and let Lantian release the two Ainengqi.

This goal is not difficult to achieve. After all, Ai Nengqi and Ai Nengqi are useless in Lantian. If they are used to exchange Zhang Xianzhong's army for not attacking Tongqian Pass, the messenger thinks that Lantian should agree.

But that once thought, the two generals guarding the Tongqian Pass in Lantian are two psychopaths, and he has said it so clearly, and the two of them let him go as if they didn't understand.
The courier looked at the two smiling 'fools' in front of him, wanting to cry without tears, especially Li Dezhen's expression of about to see off the guest, so the courier decided to make the conditions more straightforward.

"Wait, two generals, I may not have expressed clearly enough just now, so let me say it again, now the imperial court ordered you to vacate Lantian County for our army to station, and you don't want our army stationed in Lantian County now, then you are resisting the order If you don’t comply, the imperial court will definitely send Hong Chengchou from northern Shaanxi to attack your Lantian County. If our king also attacks Lantian at this time, Lantian will definitely be destroyed, so my king said, as long as your Lantian takes our fourth commander Ai Nengqi, Also, if General Zhao Ding is released, we promise not to beat you until you finish off the imperial army in northern Shaanxi, you understand now!"

(End of this chapter)