My Taoist buddy has practiced surrogacy
Chapter 1388: No Harm
Chapter 1388: No Harm
Zhou Xing felt dizzy, and when he opened his eyes again, he was already in the Beiliang military camp. He looked down at the unfamiliar deputy general's armor on his body, and memories came flooding back like a tide - in this life, he was called Xiao Jin, and was a spy lurking in the enemy country.
Today was a military banquet, the tent was brightly lit and the aroma of wine filled the air. Zhou Xing pretended to be drunk and leaned on the table. At this time, Ling Xue, dressed in a tight outfit, walked into the tent with a heroic look. She was the only daughter of General Ling Yuan, and this time she came to toast with a wine cup in her hand.
Ling Xue's eyes swept through the crowd and paused for a moment on Zhou Xing. Zhou Xing raised his head slightly, and their eyes met. The heart-seeing mirror hidden on Zhou Xing's wrist began to ripple, and he was shocked that this woman could see through his disguise.
Ling Xue's fingertips brushed across Zhou Xing's palm and she whispered, "The deputy general's hands are very steady, unlike the sand-shaking barbarians in the north." After that, a poisonous needle suddenly shot out from her earrings, aiming straight at Zhou Xing's throat.
Zhou Xing reacted very quickly, leaning back to avoid the attack due to his drunkenness. The poison needle brushed his Adam's apple, and he pretended to be drunk on the surface, but he was secretly alert in his heart. Ling Yuan stroked his beard and laughed: "My little girl is naughty, and I'm sorry to make you laugh."
After the banquet, Zhou Xing returned to his own tent. As soon as he sat down, Ling Xue came to the tent at night. She used the tip of her sword to pry open Zhou Xing's shirt and asked coldly, "Who are you? Why did you sneak into my Beiliang military camp?"
Zhou Xing's heart tightened, but he remained calm. He grabbed Ling Xue's wrist and pressed her down on the couch. At this moment, the footsteps of patrol soldiers suddenly came from outside the tent.
Zhou Xing quickly used his magic power to conjure up an entangled figure, and said, "Young lady, you came to visit me so late at night just to throw yourself into my arms like this?" Ling Xue was embarrassed and annoyed, and was about to explode when the footsteps outside the tent faded away.
The next day, Zhou Xing took Ling Xue to patrol the border on the pretext of investigating the enemy. They came to the edge of a cliff, and Zhou Xing pretended to slip. Ling Xue subconsciously reached out to grab him, and the two fell off the cliff together.
In mid-air, Zhou Xing held Ling Xue's waist. In Ling Xue's panic, the jade pendant on her neck glowed. Zhou Xing looked closely and found that the pattern on the jade pendant was the same as the seal of the disciple of Haoqing Sect.
After landing, Zhou Xing pretended to be unconscious. Ling Xue thought he was injured and helped him breathe. Just as she approached, Zhou Xing's mind mirror reflected her past life memories - she was the chief disciple of Haoqing Sect, who betrayed the sect to protect the people, and her memory was wiped out in this life to guard the reincarnation path.
Zhou Xing was shocked. He didn't expect Ling Xue to have such a background. Not long after, a plague broke out in the army and soldiers fell ill one after another. Ling Xue went to collect herbs in the rain and unfortunately contracted the plague.
Zhou Xing entered Ling Xue's tent when no one was around. He cut his wrist and used his magic blood to detoxify her. Under the erosion of the poison, the cracks in the heart-seeing mirror deepened. Ling Xue had a high fever and muttered, "Brother... don't forget that you promised to take me to see the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River."
The enemy attacked the grain warehouse at night, and Zhou Xing deliberately revealed his identity as the deputy general, leading Ling Xue to chase him into the dense forest. The forest was full of traps, and Ling Xue fell into trouble.
Zhou Xing descended from the sky, cut the rope of the suspension bridge, and shouted loudly: "Miss Ling, you should learn to trust people." As he spoke, an arrow pierced his shoulder blade.
Ling Xue looked at the injured Zhou Xing, feeling mixed emotions. She gritted her teeth to remove the poison arrow for Zhou Xing and said, "If you are really a spy, you should pierce my throat right now."
Zhou Xing laughed bitterly: "If I wanted to kill you, why would I save you three times?" The two hid in the cave to heal their wounds. Zhou Xing's heart-seeing mirror was completely shattered, and he smiled bitterly: "It seems that we can only live once."
Ling Xue suddenly kissed the corner of his lips and said, "Then let's die together."
The enemy learned that Zhou Xing and Ling Xue were missing and tried to blow up the cliff. Zhou Xing and Ling Xue heard the news in the cave, and Zhou Xing made a prompt decision and jumped into the cold pond holding Ling Xue.
Underwater, magic patterns emerged, and Zhou Xing tore the seal chain with his bare hands. Ling Xue's pupils trembled: "You really are..." Zhou Xing covered her mouth, and when the two surfaced, the starry sky was like the night sky of the Haoqing Sect's forbidden area.
On the eve of the decisive battle, Ling Yuan handed the tiger talisman to Zhou Xing and said, "I believe you can lead the army to victory." Zhou Xing took the tiger talisman, but he had other plans in mind.
He turned around and tied the tiger talisman around Ling Xue's waist, saying, "Take them alive. This clone of mine was originally prepared as a sacrifice for you." Tears flashed in Ling Xue's eyes. She tore off her long black hair and wrapped it around their wrists, saying, "If we die, we die together."
When the two armies faced each other, Zhou Xing deliberately exposed his identity. The enemy fired arrows at them, and Ling Xue rode her horse into the rain of arrows. Zhou Xing smiled and spread his arms: "Did you catch it?"
Ling Xue hugged him in front of everyone and roared: "If you want to kill him, kill me first!" Zhou Xing took the opportunity to activate the self-destruction spell, and the enemy commander turned into a bloody mist.
When he was on the verge of death, Zhou Xing stuffed half a piece of the heart-seeing mirror into Ling Xue's hand and said, "The 321st calamity has passed. In the next life... Jiangnan Misty Rain will be waiting for you." Ling Xue bit her tongue to breathe in, and the demonic energy and spiritual energy blended together, triggering a thunderstorm in the sky.
After the lightning disappeared, Zhou Xing and Ling Xue appeared in a wilderness. Zhou Xing's clothes were ragged and Ling Xue's hair was messy. Zhou Xing held Ling Xue's hand and wrote the words "Tonggui" on her palm.
At this time, the deacon elder came over on a cloud. He pointed at the remaining magic pattern between Zhou Xing's eyebrows and said, "Love calamity is the most heartbreaking. This time, you two are the calamity for each other."
Zhou Xing and Ling Xue smiled at each other, knowing that they had successfully survived this disaster. The stars in front of them were shining, and the familiar smoke from cooking rose. Ling Xue, with grass scraps on her temples, leaned on Zhou Xing's shoulder. Their figures gradually disappeared in the starry sky, leaving only a legendary story to spread in this vast universe.
Zhou Xing felt dizzy, and when he opened his eyes again, he was in a military camp filled with smoke. He looked down at himself, wearing a heavy armor and a long sword hanging from his waist. Memories flooded into his mind like a tide, and he knew that he had become General Xiao Lie of the Northern Guard.
At this time, the border war was tense, and Zhou Xing (Xiao Lie) was checking the military map in the camp. Suddenly, a spy came to report: "General, there is a group of bandits looting the nearby villages, led by a woman named Ling Xue."
Zhou Xing's heart was moved. Ling Xue? Could it be her? At this moment, Ling Xue led 300 bandits to raid the military ration team. She was dressed in red, riding a black horse, holding two swords, and moving freely among the crowd.
Zhou Xing immediately led his soldiers to attack. During the battle, he deliberately let go of Ling Xue's skinny henchman. Unexpectedly, this henchman turned out to be a spy who sneaked into the military camp.
Late at night, Zhou Xing pretended to be tricked and led his soldiers to chase the bandits. However, he was led into a canyon trap. Just as the rolling stone was about to fall, Ling Xue threw out a lasso, entangled Zhou Xing's waist, and dragged him up the cliff.
The two of them faced each other in the moonlight, the atmosphere was so tense that one could squeeze water out of it. Suddenly, Zhou Xing reached out and plucked the grass leaves from Ling Xue's hair, saying, "The bandit leader knows more about military tactics than some generals."
Ling Xue blushed and said angrily, "Hmph, stop talking nonsense. You are lucky today."
Soon after, the imperial court issued a secret decree, demanding the extermination of the bandits. Zhou Xing thought to himself that this bandit might not be an ordinary thief. So he visited the bandit camp at night with the stolen goods.
When he arrived at the camp, he found Ling Xue using a silver hairpin to pick out poison arrows for a wounded child. Her eyes were focused and gentle, completely different from the fierce look on the battlefield.
Suddenly, an assassin came out from the shadows, aiming at Ling Xue. Zhou Xing quickly stood in front of her and started a fierce fight with the assassin. Ling Xue was not to be outdone, she wielded two swords and fought side by side with Zhou Xing.
After the battle, Zhou Xing and Ling Xue were both injured. Ling Xue looked at Zhou Xing with a hint of gratitude in her eyes. She tore off her battle robe to bandage Zhou Xing's wound and said, "If the general really punishes me, my eighty-year-old mother in the village will be waiting for her retirement." Zhou Xing suddenly grabbed her wrist and said, "What if I say I want to spare your life?"
Ling Xue was stunned. She looked at Zhou Xing with surprise in her eyes. At this moment, a heavy rain suddenly fell outside. The two hid in the cave to avoid the rain. Zhou Xing used his inner strength to dry Ling Xue's long hair.
Ling Xue stared at the fire and asked, "Is the first rule of the Xiao family's military regulations to kill all bandits?"
Zhou Xing said in a deep voice: "But the first lesson for disciples of Haoqing Sect is to dissect people's hearts."
In order to thoroughly investigate the situation of the bandits, Zhou Xing and Ling Xue decided to pretend to be a couple and sneak into the black market. After they sneaked into the black market, they found that it was a mixed bag and full of dangers.
In the gambling house, Zhou Xing and Ling Xue cooperated well and won thirteen dice cups in a row. The dealer was furious and sent people to arrest them. Ling Xue overturned the gambling table and ran away with Zhou Xing. At this time, a poisoned silver needle flew out of Zhou Xing's sleeve and knocked down the pursuer.
After returning to the barracks, the deputy general discovered Ling Xue's identity and drew his sword to point at Ling Xue's throat. Zhou Xing quickly knocked the deputy general's sword away with the back of his knife and said loudly: "From today on, she is my military advisor."
Everyone was shocked, and Zhou Xing said, "The Turkic spy we captured last night was lured into a trap by her disguised as a singing girl."
After hearing this, the soldiers changed their views on Ling Xue. Not long after, the Turkic army approached. Zhou Xing and Ling Xue led the soldiers to defend the city.
During the battle, Ling Xue stood beside the crossbow on the tower and found blood seeping from the gaps in Zhou Xing's armor. She tore off the bandit flag and wrapped it around Zhou Xing's palm, saying, "If the general dies, I, the bandits, will destroy the imperial city to avenge you."
Zhou Xing looked at Ling Xue, and a warm feeling welled up in his heart. He knew that this woman seemed cold, but in fact she was loyal and righteous.
The war was getting more and more intense, but the imperial reinforcements were still not coming. Zhou Xing and Ling Xue decided to lead their death squad to burn the enemy's food supplies at night.
They sneaked into the enemy camp and set it on fire. However, on the way back, they were ambushed. Ling Xue was shot in the shoulder blade while trying to protect Zhou Xing.
Zhou Xing carried the unconscious Ling Xue to the ruined temple. He looked at her pale face and felt extremely anxious. In order to heal her, Zhou Xing injected magic energy into her meridians.
When Ling Xue woke up, she saw President Zhou with frosted eyelashes, carving a tombstone with a sword. She laughed hoarsely and said, "If I die, will you bury me here?"
Zhou Xing's eyes turned red, and he said, "You have to live to be nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine years old."
After the two men recovered from their injuries, they decided to attack the enemy camp from inside and outside. Zhou Xing deliberately allowed himself to be captured and was thrown into a dungeon. Ling Xue pretended to surrender and led the bandits and soldiers to attack the enemy camp.
When she cut off the enemy's head, Zhou Xing broke out of the prison. He threw Ling Xue to the ground, rolling away the deadly rain of arrows. The two stood back to back, panting. Zhou Xing said, "Next time you lie, remember to tell me in advance."
After the war, the army returned to the court. However, the court gave them poisoned wine and wanted to execute Zhou Xing and Ling Xue on trumped-up charges.
Ling Xue kidnapped the imperial envoy and revealed evidence of his corruption. Zhou Xing tore up the imperial edict in the hall and said loudly: "We fought on the battlefield to defend our country, what crime have we committed?"
The two led their soldiers out of the capital and retreated to the mountain stronghold. Zhou Xing melted the tiger talisman into a copper hairpin, handed it to Ling Xue, and said, "This thing can mobilize the Xiao family army, but I just want you to say yes."
When Ling Xue received the seal, she bit his fingertips and said, "The mountain bandits will not kneel to heaven and earth, but I will worship you tonight."
That night, the village was decorated with lanterns and the soldiers cheered. Zhou Xing and Ling Xue got married in front of everyone.
However, the heavens did not intend to let them go. Thunder struck the mountain top, and Zhou Xing used his body to block the thunder. Ling Xue used up all her cultivation to protect the people in the village.
After the lightning dissipated, the General's Mansion turned into a blue phoenix bird and rushed into the sky. Zhou Xing and Ling Xue stood on the back of the bird, their clothes fluttering. Zhou Xing held Ling Xue's hand tightly and tied a blood-stained copper hairpin around her wrist.
When they flew over the gate of Haoqing Sect, the elder deacon stroked his beard and smiled: "The most dangerous part of this calamity is the emotional test. Fortunately, true love can be forged among the pots and pans."
Zhou Xing and Ling Xue smiled at each other, knowing that they had successfully survived this disaster. The stars in front of them were shining, and the familiar smoke from cooking rose. Ling Xue, wearing a copper hairpin in her temples, leaned on Zhou Xing's shoulder. Their figures gradually disappeared in the starry sky, leaving only a legendary story to spread in this vast universe.
Zhou Xing felt his vision blurry for a moment, and when he could see his surroundings clearly again, he was already on a busy street. He looked down at himself, wearing a worn-out chef's uniform and holding a pancake shovel in his hand. Memories flooded into his mind like a tide, and he knew that he had become a vendor in front of the school, named Chen Mo.
In the early morning, the sun shines on the street, and students walk to school one after another. Zhou Xing skillfully spreads the batter and beats the eggs, preparing to welcome customers. At this time, the urban management law enforcement vehicle slowly drives over and stops in front of the pancake stall.
The car door opened, and a woman in an urban management uniform stepped down. She was tall and straight, with sharp eyes and neat short hair, which made her look very capable. Zhou Xing took a closer look and was shocked. This woman turned out to be Ling Xue, who became the urban management captain Lin Shuang in this world.
"It is not allowed to set up stalls here. It affects the appearance of the city. Please close the stalls quickly." Ling Xue said coldly.
Zhou Xing smiled and said, "Captain, my small business depends entirely on these students. Can you be flexible?"
Ling Xue frowned and said, "No, this is the rule. If you don't leave, I will confiscate your business tools according to the law."
Just as Ling Xue was about to confiscate the pancake shovel, a quarrel suddenly broke out among the students nearby. Two students were pushing and shoving each other to jump the queue to buy pancakes, and one of them accidentally spilled the boiling soy milk on the ground. Zhou Xing reacted quickly and caught the falling soy milk bowl with the pancake shovel. At the same time, a trace of magic energy flowed out from his fingertips, quietly steaming the soy milk that was about to splash onto Ling Xue.
Ling Xue watched Zhou Xing's actions, with a hint of surprise in her eyes. She didn't expect this small vendor to be so skilled. She looked at Zhou Xing and said, "You're smart. I won't confiscate your tools this time. But you have to find a legal place to set up your stall as soon as possible."
Zhou Xing nodded quickly and said, "Thank you, Captain. I'll clean it up right away."
After Ling Xue and the city management team left, Zhou Xing breathed a sigh of relief. He was secretly wondering why Ling Xue appeared here. Was this the beginning of the 320th calamity?
During the school lunch break, Zhou Xing's pancake stall was surrounded by students.
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