My Taoist buddy has practiced surrogacy

Chapter 212 Bull Demon God

In the world of cultivating immortals, where the fighting skills between immortals and monsters sometimes bring disaster to mortals, Zhou Xing has an ancestral school of practical skills for common people's life in a remote mountain village where mortals live.Enrollment notice: I have all kinds of skills, one skill breaks through the sky, and one skill kills gods...

"Master! Master! Open the door quickly! My cattle are having a difficult delivery!"

The gate of the outer courtyard was slammed, and when everything was silent in the middle of the night, the momentum was as loud as an enemy army attacking the city at night.

Dystocia of your cattle is none of my business?I'm not a veterinarian!Zhou Xing was awakened from his sleep, and with a full progress in getting up, he gritted his teeth and cursed inwardly.

The bastard who knocked on the door outside the outer courtyard must have not only knocked on the door with his hands, or kicked the door with his feet, he must have used other things to hit the door.

Separated by the two gates of the outer courtyard and the inner courtyard, and with the legitimate cover of the wind and rain in the middle of the night, Zhou Xing could no longer pretend not to hear, nor could he continue to sleep peacefully.

The grandson of the old Zhangtou's family has practiced folk song duets all year round, and his voice is loud and high-pitched. At this time, he tried his best to release the highest pitch in his life, which can be heard across several hills. The people in the village must have been woken up. If he doesn't go out Open the door and continue to pretend to be asleep, I'm afraid it will be difficult to continue to hang around here safely in the future.

After all, this seemingly beautiful and outstanding place is actually remote and remote.The only female farm cow in the village had a dystocia, which was already a major event in this small mountain village of mortals.If he doesn't attach as much importance to this matter as the villagers, I'm afraid the consequences will be serious.

Survival is not easy!Being able to bend and stretch can be round and harmonious!It's rare to be confused when you punt in your belly!

In order to continue to live in peace and friendship with the indigenous villagers here, Zhou Xing had no choice but to turn on the light and put on his clothes and get up.

He slung the midwifery bag he sewed by himself on his shoulders, opened the door of the inner courtyard, held the oil-paper umbrella he made by himself, and walked along the corridor and patio to the outer courtyard.Before reaching the gate of the outer courtyard, Shen Luo shouted loudly: "Don't knock! Don't knock! I'll go with you! Don't smash the gate!"

His worry that the door was smashed was well-founded. In this historic courtyard, many things inside and out have been decayed or even rotted.

When he first came here, the hard-working villagers had already used the waste of the Tongtian Technical Academy, which had been abandoned for many years, to raise chickens and ducks, plant land and vegetables, and develop planting and breeding industries at every turn.

The original plaque on the gate of the outer courtyard with the four characters "Tongtian Technical Academy" was knocked off by chickens flying around, and it fell with four petals, almost hitting his forehead, thus becoming a person who burps when he travels through time. Ancient No.1.

In order to get a new plaque, he spent a lot of thought: he went to the mountains to select suitable wood, polished and polished it, wrote and carved the four characters of "Tongtian Technical Academy" by himself, painted and painted gold... everything was done by himself. , painstakingly spent more than a month.

It can be said that it is only when you work hard that you know that food and vegetables are expensive, and you only know that hard work is hard when you bow your head.

Opening the gate of the outer courtyard, a boy of thirteen or fourteen years old was drenched in a short cloth shirt, holding a stone in one hand and a wooden stick in the other, and was still trying to smash the door.

Zhou Xing had sharp eyes and quick hands, he grabbed the stone with one hand, and kicked the wooden stick away with the other.

yo!This bear boy emotionally used himself as a combination of the stone throwing girl and the Shaolin stick monk.

Fortunately, the gate and pillars of the outer courtyard were still solid under his meticulous repairs, and the plaque with the four characters "Tongtian Technical Academy" was hung high enough, so they were all safe and sound, and none of them were destroyed.

Although after careful inspection, there was still no trace of damage on the door, Zhou Xing still felt sorry for several seconds secretly, it was the fruit of his hard work, it was hard-won, and others did not cherish it , but he himself has to cherish it all the more.

"Take it! Go back quickly!"

He handed an oil-paper umbrella under his armpit to that stubborn boy named Zhang Zhuzi.

Then, holding an umbrella in one hand and a lantern in the other, he ignored Zhang Zhuzi and rushed out the door quickly.

Zhang Zhuzi behind him looked hesitant, he seemed to have hesitated for a long time before finally making up his mind, and while trotting after him, he shouted loudly: "Master! If you really keep Da Zhuang's mother and son, I will go to Tongtian Technical Academy to be your The first apprentice, and I will call you Zhou Gaoren from now on!"

"The first apprentice?" Zhou Xing staggered so excited that the lantern almost fell to the ground.

It has been three years since he traveled to Xuanguo in Dongzhou, Canglijie. This is a world of cultivating immortals where immortals and monsters fight from time to time, and even mortal fish are affected.

The law of the jungle is the law of survival in the world of cultivating immortals.If he comes, he will be safe, of course he also wants to cultivate immortality and become stronger, and he doesn't want to become a weak meat to be eaten by the strong.

In the past three years, in the entrance tests of several small sects, he was found to be a complete useless body, with no hope of cultivating immortality.

This wasn't a big problem at first, he brought the system with him, and the trash can soar into the sky.The problem is that his weak system, other than bragging and fooling him into bragging, never gave him a panacea, never gave him a practice method, let alone a magic weapon.

Three years, more than 1000 days have passed, and he can only stay in this mortal mountain village that seems to be peaceful and peaceful for the rest of his life.

The ancestors of the Zhou family have been teachers for generations, and everyone in the village is used to calling the Zhou family "Master".Although the villagers respectfully call him Mr. Zhou, he has been here for three years. In fact, he has never taught a single student. He works hard every day just like the villagers, and even helps others from time to time. , Carry forward the spirit of selfless dedication in order to better integrate into the life of the village.

The place where he lives now was originally not called "Tongtian Technical Academy", but "Tongtian Academy", which is the family academy of the Zhou family.It is said that it was a famous academy hundreds of years ago.

There is a big stream in the mountain behind the academy, named "Tongtianguan", and the nearby mountains are called "Tongtian Mountains", and this remote and remote mountain village is called "Tongtian Village".

Tongtianguan surrounds and runs through more than a dozen villages in the entire town, hence the name "Guanxi Town".

"Guanxi Academy" and "Tongtian Academy" are also named after this.

Later, with the strong rise of "Guanxi Academy", "Tongtian Academy" gradually declined. It only focused on the training of various practical vocational skills for life, and officially changed its name to "Tongtian Technical Academy". Discarded.

Fortunately, when Zhou Xing crossed over three years ago, the Tongtian Technical Academy was still the property of the Zhou family, giving him a place to live freely...

Most of the children from poor families in the village do not study, while the children from wealthier families who want to study all go to Guanxi Academy to study.If the recruitment of students or apprentices is successful, the system will have an extra reward. He has never received this extra reward, and he doesn't know what it is. Now he has a chance to verify the truth.

"Come to me as an apprentice? A little man can keep his word! However, I'm really not an expert, so don't call me an expert in the future!"

The weather is beautiful and the rain is getting smaller and smaller. When Zhou Xing walked to Lao Zhangtou's house, the wind stopped and the rain stopped.

"Master is here! Zhou Gaoren is here! Grandpa and Madam, Dazhuang is saved! Grandpa and Grandma, Dazhuang is saved!" Zhang Zhuzi's clear and high-pitched voice resounded throughout the room again.

Old Zhangtou's house was brightly lit, and the house was already crowded with people inside and out.Looking at the situation, all the villagers who could come came, and there were many children among the adults.

Zhou Xing was thankful that he made a wise decision, otherwise, when all the middle-aged laborers in the village rushed to the Tongtian Technical Academy and smashed the door, no matter how strong the door was, it would not be safe.In the days to come, he was afraid that he would be a hard-working civil engineer again, rebuilding the gate of the outer courtyard with his own hands.

Although the people in the village are simple, they also have a savage side. The key is to be united. If he doesn't do anything about such a big event as farm cattle and dystocia, the consequences will definitely be serious.

The people in the village consciously gave up the place that was originally surrounded.At the same time, the villagers all gave him dozens of eagerly-anticipated staring salutes—this is a salute for the masters in their hearts.

"Master Zhou, you are here!"

"Master Zhou, please come in!"

"Master Zhou, you will definitely save Da Zhuang's mother and son!"

"Master Zhou..."

At this moment, it seems that his traveling around is the hope of the whole village.There were not many farming cattle in the village, and Da Zhuang of Lao Zhangtou's family was the only cow in the village, so Da Zhuang was the hope of the whole village, and he was Da Zhuang's last hope.

It seems that his image of a master has successfully penetrated into the hearts of the whole village.

The midwifery and veterinarian who lived closest, climbed a few hills to come in, and I am afraid that he would not be able to arrive until tomorrow evening at the earliest.But depending on the situation, Da Zhuang and the fetus in his womb probably won't last until tomorrow.

Zhou Xing saw that the delivery room was brightly lit, and it had been cleaned very well according to his instructions a few days ago. Hot water, wooden basin, saponins, scissors, three ropes... everything was available.He was quite satisfied in his heart, and everyone in the village believed him.

Suddenly, a white light flashed in front of his eyes, as if there was something shiny like a glass bead rushing towards him fiercely, he instinctively blocked it with his hand, the glass bead was bounced away at will, and shot straight at the cow Lower abdomen, then disappeared.

"Where did you get the glazed beads?"

"Huh? Where did it go?"

I looked around the delivery room, but couldn't find it, so I muttered to myself.

The few villagers who stayed to help in the delivery room all looked at each other in blank dismay, they didn't see anything.Probably because the lights were too dazzling, they did see Zhou Xing make a gesture of covering the lights with his hands.

Zhou Xing muttered while looking at the open doors and windows.Probably some naughty kid outside was playing around with the glass marbles he had given away before.

The few villagers who were in the midwifery didn't care, and Zhou Xing didn't care about this little episode either.He didn't think about it anymore, and opened the midwifery bag, which contained tincture of iodine, alcohol, paraffin oil, penicillin powder, potassium permanganate solution, motherwort powder, hemostatic agent...

Of course, he will not do the midwifery himself, but provide the corresponding items and arrange for the villagers to midwife according to the method he said.

Despite the critical situation, under Zhou Xing's guidance, the cow finally gave birth safely, and both Da Zhuang and the calf were saved.

The little calf is full of vitality and strong. He is a beautiful white calf, and he can walk on the ground.It seemed to understand Zhou Xing's life-saving grace, and tried to get close to him, showing extra intimacy with him, even more intimacy with a cow.

Zhou Xing took advantage of the opportunity to stroke the cute and beautiful little white bull, and said with a generous smile: "As long as I'm here, it's not a big deal! Look at the spirit of this little white bull, maybe it's The God of the Bull is reincarnated! Bullish! This is a lucky cow! Old Zhangtou, you will be blessed in the future! Our whole village will be blessed..."

"Ding! If you brag successfully in front of nine mortals, you will get nine lucky draw opportunities!"

"Ding! Trigger the hidden task of the system, and you will be rewarded with an extra [-] lucky draw chances!"

Zhou Xing habitually boasted a wave of bullshit, and after getting a lucrative system lottery chance, his heart began to drift.

Where he used to stay, he installed fences for the Pacific Ocean, installed elevators for Mount Everest, installed switches for the sun, and put masks for mosquitoes...that's not a big deal!Give him a straw and he'll suck up the Pacific Ocean...

After the villagers complimented and flattered them with joy, Zhou Xing hurriedly told some postpartum care matters for the cows.

"This medicine bag contains peach kernels, Glauber's salt, rhubarb, cinnamon bark, and licorice. They are decocted in water and fed once..."

After receiving the sincere thanks from Zhangtou's family and the whole village, Zhou Xing felt even more sleepy, and just wanted to run home and sleep.

Tomorrow he will go to the mountain to chop firewood for Uncle Li, who has a broken leg. If he doesn't have a good rest tonight, he may not be physically strong enough to chop wood tomorrow.

After Zhou walked far away, six mysterious figures flew over from the roof of the old Zhangtou's house, all of which used the technique of invisibility, so that mortals and practitioners with insufficient magical powers could not see them.

These six mysterious figures just quietly stared at the direction Zhou Xing was leaving without any movement.

A figure made a voice: "Master Demon Witch, we have been chasing the Demon King Yuanjing all the way, and the last thing we can confirm is that the Demon King Yuanjing must have landed in this village. This ordinary small mountain village that seems to be only inhabited by mortals must be Strangely enough, the Heavenly Punishment Thunder produced by the demon king did not destroy anything in this small mountain village. Moreover, what appeared in the sky above this small mountain village were just ordinary signs of wind and rain. .Could it be that there is a prohibition formation set up by Da Neng to protect this place? What kind of formation can resist the bombardment of the Nine Dao Tribulation Thunder?"

Another voice added: "I don't know if it is because of the terrifying power that exists here itself, or because of the terrifying power generated by the demon king's descent into the world. We have never been able to get close to this place before. The little white cow and the mortal have a demon king." The remaining breath of the Yuanjing. Whether the Demon King Yuanjing fell into the body of the newborn little white bull, or fell into the body of the mortal, is still inconclusive, and needs to be investigated."

After two more voices sounded, the authoritative figure known as the witch waved his hands and said: "Fortunately, the vision here covered up the movement of the demon king's coming into the world, and prevented us from many troubles. Xueyan and Xue Huan stay here and continue to investigate the little white cow, and the cow should also pay more attention. The rest of the people follow me to investigate the mortal. Remember, don’t act rashly, and transmit the sound as soon as possible.”

"No!" Five voices responded in unison.

(End of this chapter)