My Taoist buddy has practiced surrogacy

Chapter 81 Fate Is Really Rare
Hang Shu was holding a delicate small plate, and didn't start eating right away. She was never a vegetarian, except for oranges, she only ate meat.

This is her unique secret to maintaining a petite and slender figure, and it is never rumored that she has always just watched the female fairies who are talking about losing weight all day long, but she is not willing to share her unique experience with the female fairies.

She is a straight-forward and honest person, and she disdains to be in vain with those female monarchs with multiple immortals.

She is not used to double-edged swords, and it is her straight daughter fairy sword that is easy to use.

After pondering for a while, Hang Shu still hesitated, and said without interest: "Master, Hang Shu doesn't eat vegetarian food."

"As a teacher, I naturally know your preferences. This is black bird meat."

Hang Shu murmured in her heart: The head master knows about Hang Shu's food preferences...it's no wonder.

However, she still held a "soy bean" with her chopsticks suspiciously.

tender!fragrant!And it's a little crispy and smooth, it's a peerless delicacy that she can't describe with her limited vocabulary!

It's really not vegetarian, but meat.

So tender meat!

It's so delicious!

The chef's cooking skills have been upgraded again!
It's a pity that there are only eight "soy beans" left, no, they are eight black sparrow meatballs.

Hang Shu suddenly felt a little reluctant to eat it, these little meatballs are really too precious, much more precious than those jade dew pills that nourish and beautify the skin.

Mmmm, and bean sprouts too!The bean sprouts have many roots, about twenty or thirty, which are very thin twenty or thirty.

She didn't bring soybeans or bean sprouts when she went out, um, she didn't bring any plant-based ingredients and fruits except Hang Shu.

This looks like the "bean sprout" of bean sprouts, and it's definitely not bean sprouts.

It doesn't matter, if you taste it, if it is a vegetarian dish, you will spit it out.Don't ask the sect master, the question is also "research on your own."

So, for the first time, Hengshu sandwiched a "bean sprouts" elegantly and gracefully, and for the first time she had a ladylike look.

So crisp!Crispy with a little punch!
So fragrant!There is a bit of bone in the meat aroma!
Is it a brittle bone?The crispy bone of the black bird is not like this...

Hang Shu's little head began to think. She usually doesn't use her brain to think easily. If she uses her brain to think, it must be a major event in life, such as eating and drinking.

what!It's crispy!
"Master, is this the bone of the black bird? Where does it grow? Why have I never eaten it before? Are you hiding it? And the small ball of the black bird, not like a meatball made of mud, but A whole intact bird meat!"

While thinking, Hang Shu stuffed the second "soybean" ball into her mouth.

"Well, a bit of Q bomb... Could it be..."

"The meat of the claw on the sparrow's claw?"

She was complacent about her talent for food, but when she tried to get the third little meatball, she came up empty.

"Sect Master, why did you grab my food? Ah... sorry... I got it wrong! Who is that, stop for your aunt!"

Hangshu's Qingtian shouted angrily, which made Zhou Xing's heart tremble a few times.

The more petite and slender the body is, the more energy it bursts, the more immeasurable the still water is.

The contrast was too sharp, so Zhou Xing really almost trembled.

It turned out that at some point, an old monkey covered in mud emerged from the swamp, and by coincidence, he snatched away a small dish of stir-fried soybeans with bean sprouts and soybeans from Hang Shu.

Zhou Xing couldn't help feeling vigilant.

It was silent here, and there was no breath of life. The two black sparrows had obviously come from somewhere else and broke into this place by mistake.

And this old monkey, who could sneak out to steal quietly under his nose, must be an old monster with some origin.

Although he can use the high-level spells that can only be comprehended by Transcending Tribulation Immortal Monarch at the level of the God Transformation Realm, he is still only the Dharma Body of the Transformation God Realm, and his combat power and six senses and eight senses are greatly reduced.

The old monkey ate "fried soybeans with bean sprouts and vegetables" leisurely with his chopsticks, and laughed loudly: "Why are you so fierce, this girl? The master was standing here, but he didn't run! What are you going to do? ?"

Hang Shu was obviously furious, her eyes were fixed on the small plate in the old monkey's hand, and she stretched out her chopsticks to grab the "bean sprouts".

The old monkey flicked the plate lightly, but Hang Shu made it empty.

"You girl is very rude! How dare you grab the dishes from Grandpa Zu's plate?"

The old monkey was still slowly tasting the "Fried Soybeans with Bean Sprouts" on the plate, and commented while eating: "Well, this dish tastes pretty good, the boy has a future, and he will practice cooking well in the future."

Hang Shu tried several times to get back the small dish but failed, and she yelled angrily: "Old monkey, you have to show some face! You snatch food from your mouth, steal my food, and dare to openly take it for yourself. You are a thief calling for a thief..."

"Master!"

Zhou Xing stood quietly watching for a while, and at this time Xiao Xian'e pointed out to rescue the soldiers, so he had no choice but to speak: "The rumored senior Chaos Sky Monkey is here, and the junior Yun Teng is far behind, I am really ashamed! "

The Chaos Heavenly Monkey eats very politely, obviously savoring the delicacies in the small dish slowly, he took another "bean sprouts" into his mouth, chewed and said: "Well, the talent of this body is not bad! "

This chaotic heavenly monkey is said to be one of the first gods of the God Realm, but this monkey is used to being naughty, and is not used to living in the God Realm. He accidentally discovered that the lower realm, Cangli Realm, is not only charming in scenery, but also famous for its food, so he often lives there. However, few people can see the true face.

However, every hundred years, there will still occasionally be new revelations about the Chaos Sky Monkey, which are all big news that attract people's attention.He has never had the chance to see this monkey, and now he can recognize it, but he has only seen the portrait in the list of masters in the fairy book.

According to his guess, this Chaos Heavenly Monkey is likely to be the only remaining God so far.

Perhaps, this person really has the law of eternal life.

He wasn't coveting, just curious.

Zhou Xing was truly in awe at this time, and his tone became more humble: "Senior, you actually recognize me?"

The old monkey slowly ate the last "bean sprout" and the last meat ball in the small plate, his eyes turned to the remaining so-called "defective" food, and he said with a sneer:
"Don't call it seniors. It's not popular these days. You kid has been around for nine generations, don't you know how to keep up with the times? My name is Hou Taiyi, just call me Hou brother."

Zhou Xing's face froze. Of course, he also felt that the seniors and juniors were yelling. It was because of this old man in front of him that he was so cautious and pious. He didn't expect to be disgusted by others.

"What Brother Hou said makes sense, Yun Teng has been taught."

The old monkey still disliked it and said, "Don't be rude, it's better than this little girl."

Zhou Xing thought about Brother Hou's words, which seemed to have some connotation, probably not because he disliked his politeness, but because he disliked him for being unhappy.

He followed the old monkey's gaze, and immediately understood: "Brother Hou, I still have something to eat, but the method is a bit inappropriate. Can you give me some guidance on the tasting?"

Hou Taiyi looked at the pile of "defective products" left over from Zhou Xing's trial, the disgust in his eyes was more obvious, he threw away the fairy bamboo chopsticks in his hand, and was about to use the dirty clay The monkey's paw went straight to grab a roasted bird's leg and gnawed on it. The moment it was about to touch the bird's leg, it changed its mind and withdrew its hand.

He just got out of the mud of the chaotic swamp. Although the mud in his hand is extremely precious, it is the innate treasure that created the world of the Dao. At this moment, it looks dirty.

Hou Taiyi sighed secretly, but was reluctant to use the cleansing technique to directly wipe off the "mud" on his hands, but went to the portable spring pool to clean his hands. Sink into the bottom of the spring pool.

Hang Shu's eyes widened, seeing the defective food that was casually discarded by the headmaster, picked up and gnawed by the old monkey who was not at all elegant and imageless but with relish, she was dazed for a moment, and then quickly ran over to grab it. Food.

This time, it may be that the whole feast of birds left after being tried by the cook is indeed quite rich, and the old monkey did not stop the food.

After all, Zhou Xing only ate two black sparrows and various delicacies made by three black sparrows.

The communication between foodies, happy and cordial, can break down all barriers and obstacles.

At the dining table, all barriers are temporarily shielded.

Well, here is the dining stone, and both foodies squatted on the big stone to eat the whole feast.

"Old monkey, did you eat the soybean in the small plate?"

Hang Shu Xian'e still had a sparrow leg stuffed in her mouth, and the words that should have been vague were heard very clearly in the old monkey's ears.

"Heart of the Sparrow Palm!"

"Correct answer! What about bean sprouts?"

"The tendons of the sparrow's palm!"

"Ah? It turned out to be the tendons on the claws of the sparrow, but it doesn't look like it at all! It's delicious. I'll ask the head master to make ten more small plates later. No, this plate is too small, and I'll have another ten sea bowls..."

The old monkey stared at Xiao Xian'e and said, "Are you sure it's so easy? Is your head really just a cook?"

Hang Shu: "..."

Hang Shu pursed her mouth, wanted to say something, but stopped again.

The old monkey and Xiao Xian'e were like no one around, they chatted happily and ate happily, and they solved the three black sparrows in a moment.

The old monkey stretched his waist, and naturally took the temporary napkin made from half of a sleeve that Zhou Xing handed over, wiped his mouth, and then planned to leave.

Suddenly, the old mud monkey seemed to remember something, dug for a long time in his pocket full of swamp mud, and took out a small bell that was also covered in mud.

"This meal is comfortable. It's been a long time since I've had such a comfortable meal. This is for you to play with..."

"Play for me?" Hang Shu took it over and took a closer look, it didn't look like the bell at first glance, it seemed to be a small clock.

Hang Shu shook it vigorously, but there was no sound, and asked curiously, "Isn't this a bell?"

The old monkey said with a smile: "It's an old bell, called Lingyuan bell. This is also a key. You keep it well, don't lose it."

Zhou Xingyun stood calmly and gracefully, using himself as the background, pretending not to see the scene in front of him.

But he began to murmur in his heart: Old monkey, this is what ate and wiped him, and then directly passed over him, the one who paid the bill and the cook, and gave the benefits directly to the foodie friends who ate and drank together at the dinner table?
Good guy, watching a big wave of wool being picked up by a little girl.

When the old monkey came into his sight, he knew that his grandfather had finally come, and it was long overdue, half a beat behind, but he still came.Hou Taiyi!Grandpa Taiyi!It turned out that Tai Yi's surname was Hou, and he was a heavenly monkey, the ancestor of chaos.

When he saw the old monkey for the first time, he really thought a lot.Now that the old monkey was about to leave, he didn't dare to think too much, so he thought: So, this is not his grandfather, but the grandfather of that big eater girl.

"Old monkey, these big oranges will quench your thirst!"

Xiao Xian'e saw that the old monkey gave her a gadget so generously. Although she did not look down on it, she still generously gave the old monkey nine big oranges.

She is so straightforward and bold, and if you send double digits, then send the largest number in the single digits.

Alas, the oranges on her orange tree were still green and unripe, and the earliest ones would not be ripe until ten years later.Last year, there are only more than 3 oranges left to preserve freshness. Even if she only eats [-] oranges every day, she can only eat them for a year.

With a touch of melancholy and reluctance, Hang Shu handed the nine big oranges to the old monkey.

The old monkey put eight big oranges in his chest pocket, and only took one in his hand to eat it. He was really moved, and he paused again and said, "You girl is very affectionate, and you specially gave me nine big oranges. Orange, this is the hope that we can eat and drink together for a long time...Unfortunately, the old monkey had another chance and had to go, that's all, this pile of mud is here for you to play with a clay figurine..."

The old monkey untied the mud gourd around his waist, took in the bottomless muddy puddle around the big rock, and handed it to the little girl.

Seeing that the mud gourd was dirty, Hang Shu was a little hesitant and reluctant to reach out to pick it up.

Zhou Xing immediately took it, and said in his mouth: "Brother Hou, I will take it on behalf of this girl."

The old monkey seemed to remember at this moment, and there was a handsome young man standing in front of him who was busy cooking and delivering food and napkins.

"Well, that's fine! You can help me, I can rest assured."

Mud gourds are really dirty. For Zhou Xing, who has a deep cleanliness obsession, it's... really not a problem!

His cleanliness can actually be controlled subjectively.

"Brother Hou, it's a rare fate to meet once. How is my cooking? I'd like to ask Brother Hou to give some pointers."

Only then did the old monkey start to look squarely at Zhou Xing.

"Well, Shang Ke! The boy continues to study, and I will meet you again someday."

The implication of this is that empty comments are okay, but if you want souvenirs, you don't have them.However, in the future, it is still possible to come and have a good drink, you just need to welcome.

"Thank you Brother Hou for your comment! I'll keep it in my heart! Let's say goodbye here. I don't know when we will meet again. Brother Hou just gave this girl something to think about. I don't know if Brother Hou has anything left for the boy as a little thought."

This time, Zhou Xing suddenly recalled Hou Ge's words that he was not as straightforward as Hang Shu, so he changed his strategy and attacked directly.

Sure enough, the old monkey laughed and said, "Ruzi can be taught! Be straightforward, feel comfortable, and others don't have to bother guessing. Isn't this fragrant? This volume is for you!"

The old monkey threw a scroll from his chest pocket.

Zhou Xing suddenly realized that although this old monkey has internal space and his speech keeps pace with the times, his behavior is still very simple. He may be used to taking things out of his pockets.

(End of this chapter)