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Chapter 179 "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance"

"So what's rumored outside is true. Except for the supporting roles, Xu Ran is basically doing all the work in this drama?"

"Is this strength, or is it an old habit of having your own ideas and acting arbitrarily?"

Whether it is on Earth or Blue Star, many movie fans know that there is a stalk in the entertainment industry.

The coal boss who invested in the movie in the past only had one requirement for the movie, that is, the heroine must be his lover, and everything else was ignored.

But later, after many high-level intellectuals from the Internet came in, they became very popular with movies, and they had to modify them according to their own styles, regardless of whether they were professional or not.

Watching "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance", Xu Ran has the posture of an Internet boss.

Of course, he also has the style of a coal boss, investing money and letting his girlfriend play the heroine.

But whatever the purpose, it's come, money is spent, just sit back and watch.

And watching the promotional video, the first impression of the movie is still very good!

With the cheerful opening song, the auditorium gradually fell silent.

The story of Tang Bohu spotting Qiuxiang comes from "Tang Jieyuan's Marriage with a Smile" written by Feng Menglong, a dramatist of the Ming Dynasty.But this story first came from Wang Tonggui's novel "Ear Talk", and the real protagonist is Chen Yuanchao, a scholar in Suzhou, so it should actually be "Chen Yuanchao Spots Autumn Fragrance".

But Tang Bohu is more famous than Chen Yuanchao, and Feng Menglong is also more famous than Wang Tonggui, so it is Tang Bohu Dian Qiuxiang who is handed down to later generations.

This story has been filmed before, and the response is not bad. I don’t know what Xu Ran’s film, which is labeled as post-modern nonsense, will be like?

The opening scene of the movie is at the gate of the Tang Mansion in Suzhou. A group of people appeared, which hinted from the words that Tang Bohu is both excellent in poetry and painting, and unparalleled in talent and love.

But the next second when he picked up the brush, the audience thought he was going to make a painting or a poem, but what happened next surprised people.

The dignified talent actually took the guy who was eating, did he really go to eat?

Everyone admitted that they laughed when they saw Tang Bohu brushing chicken wings with a brush dipped in soy sauce.

This reversal is not bad!

The nonsensical and funny style has already taken the first step from here.

Next, Zhu Zhishan, one of the four great talents, appeared on the stage. After the two greeted each other, Zhu Zhishan called out, Brother Tang, help.

Later, the image of Zhu Zhishan as a gambler stood up in the conversation between the two.

Seeing this, many viewers wondered, aren't these the Four Great Talents?Why is one less reliable than the other?

But for some reason, this subversion of the image did not make the audience feel uncomfortable at all, but kept smiling.

Because the dialogue between the two is very interesting, and the small details in body language are really particularly joyful.

Tang Bohu seemed unreliable, but he said another reliable thing, which was to persuade Zhu Zhishan not to gamble anymore.In the end, Zhu Zhishan said, I lost everything I could lose, and I called it a dead end, which made everyone feel that this movie is getting more and more interesting.

Although Tang Bohu didn't want to be bullied by his good friends anymore, he couldn't stand Zhu Zhishan's repeated requests and the other party's final oath.

Seeing this, the audience secretly remembered a dark line, that is, Zhu Zhishan's flag was picked up by the ugliest woman in the world every night.Intuition tells them that this flag will definitely be realized.

Thus, an attractive point emerged.

Finally, Tang Bohu agreed to paint.

Just when everyone thought he was going to paint with a brush, ink, paper and inkstone in the conventional way, everyone's eyes widened again.

He actually used Zhu Zhishan's body as a brush to paint on paper!

This idea really made everyone hold their breath, wondering how Xu Ran, the screenwriter's mind is so full of brains, how to use it?

After a show of operation, after Tang Bohu spit out a sip of tea, a pair of landscape paintings with exquisite brushwork and ink appeared vividly in front of his eyes.

"Wow~" Zhu Zhishan was surprised.

And he was not the only one who also showed surprise?
All the audience couldn't help applauding!

Two palms make a tree, buttocks turn into rocks, front feet form clouds, rear feet form mountains, eagles hold chickens, can you be more extreme?

After Zhu Zhishan ended, the movie screen came to Tang Bohu's eight wives.

These eight wives also did not play their cards according to common sense, and took a nonsensical route. Seeing these eight wives eating, drinking, playing and gambling, the audience probably understood why Qiu Xiang appeared later.

An opportunity for Tang Bohu to order Qiuxiang was that King Ning wanted to rebel and planned to ask Tang Bohu to help him, and then several unexpected plots appeared.

Why are you sick and still eating chicken wings?

Why did you start singing after explaining and explaining?
Why feel the pulse, the beating rhythm of the pulse is "General Order"?
Amidst the roar of laughter, the film revealed the secret of Tang Bohu's martial arts skills, and at the same time laid a foreshadowing.

The Tang family has two enemies, one is a life-threatening scholar, and the other is a love rival who robs Tang's father with Tang's mother.

This is an old routine, and the audience can guess that Tang Bohu will definitely meet these two people.

At this time, everyone remembered that there was a part of Tang Bohu playing with a gun in the promotional film.It seems that there will be a battle between the overlord's carbine and the deadly scholar's sword.

Looking forward with anticipation, the screen changed, and the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River made their debut.

The walking posture and the soundtrack of the four talents when they appeared on the stage once again made everyone smile.

They didn't realize it themselves, since the beginning of the movie, they haven't stopped laughing.

Soon, Ruhua appeared on the stage, and the strong reversal contrast caught everyone off guard.

In sharp contrast to Ru Hua, besides passers-by, there is also the heroine of the movie, Qiu Xiang.

Bai Songchun in the play can be said to really show the beauty of Qiuxiang to the fullest. Her appearance has already attracted fans, and coupled with her ancient costume, even Li Jing thinks her daughter looks quite pleasing to the eye.

In the following plot, Qiuxiang's tranquility, gentleness and kindness are obvious to all, and everyone understands Tang Bohu's determination to point her out.

Afterwards, all kinds of jokes emerged one after another.

Tang Bohu shouted loudly in front of the Buddha and was kicked out of the temple.

By boat, the boat is sinking bit by bit.

Selling one's body to bury one's father has all kinds of misery, and even a big climax.

The screening hall was already full of joy, with waves of laughter, even Bai Songchun, the lead actor, leaned on his boyfriend's shoulder and smiled coquettishly.

Xu Ran was the only one who didn't fully integrate into the movie. While watching, he paid attention to everyone's emotions.Slowly, he began to let go of the heart he held up at first.

Master Xing, you are so fierce!

Entering Washington, even if the real story begins.

In the main plot, the jokes are still unabated.

As pure natural CP fans, they saw a long-awaited plot.

Sixiang was flying a kite, and the kite string was interrupted by Tang Bohu. Then Tang Bohu went to pick up the kite and dropped it on purpose. Somehow, the two met eyes, hugged and kissed.

This is true love!

The audience can see that the mouths of the two are tightly pressed together, the deformed lips, there is no misplaced falsehood at all.

And there is no need for the two of them to do a fake show, after all, they are lovers outside the show.

Seeing the kiss in the movie, Bai Songchun would become shy instead, secretly peeping at her boyfriend, wanting to ask with his eyes, do we want to have an adulterous kiss in the dark?

As a result, Xu Ran didn't look at her at all, and didn't even fluctuate because of the movie. He paid attention to the emotional feedback of the audience around him with a blank expression.

Damn, you're such a dog!
Bai Songchun couldn't help poking her boyfriend with his elbow, Xu Ran's waist hurt, and he looked at her in surprise.

Just as everyone was enviously watching the two people kissing on the screen, the painting style changed suddenly. A close-up of Xu Ran's magical smile immediately set the whole cinema on fire.

"Hahahaha~"

"Fuck! I laughed to death!"

"I really admire this man, why is he so talented?"

Not to mention others, even Xu Ran himself laughed.

We all know that laughter is contagious.

However, when Tang Bohu finished his dream and actually fell, he was picked up by Wu Zhuangyuan.Amidst the laughter, everyone was a little disappointed because they were naturally disappointed that they didn't get a kiss.

The movie continues.

Sister Pomegranate, who is so beautiful and admired by thousands of people, came out, and the laughter continued on her.

Immediately afterwards, Tang Bohu was misunderstood by Qiuxiang, and everyone began to know that Mrs. Hua was the second enemy Tang's mother had mentioned before, her rival in love, so Tang Bohu was not cold, and even had a grudge against Tang Bohu.

At this point, everyone suddenly found that in the story full of hilarious points, the big plots have all been connected in series.

Some college students majoring in directing have already looked at Xu Ran with admiration. This skill is not inferior to some professional directors in the slightest!

Soon, the climax came again.

Tang Bohu sang and scolded himself while beating the drums. Because the song was so energetic, the hair of Mrs. Hua and others all stood on end, but Qiuxiang was still so beautiful.

From here, the audience can also find that Qiuxiang is the only character in the play who can maintain her image, and Xu Ran is also deliberately creating a contrast to make her look different from everyone else.

Everyone also discovered that Tang Bohu knew western percussion instruments, which also laid the groundwork in front, and also confirmed the introduction of Tang Bohu in the opening title, he is good at rhythm!
All the nonsensical and funny things seem so unreasonable, but all the jokes and unimaginable plots are so reasonable, and there are explanations in advance.

Is this really something a layman can do?
The movie started to reach its climax. Hua An, also known as Tang Bohu, got a blessing in disguise and became a school companion, and his status in Washington skyrocketed.

So, Tang Bohu invited Qiuxiang to watch the moon under the tree, which made Bai Songchun laugh eight times on the set.

The lowly Xu Ran's performance made everyone laugh until their stomachs ached, and this person has completely violated the public image he has always had.

The Tang Bohu in the movie is by no means Xu Ran's real image, but it makes people feel like two different people. What does this mean?
"Damn it, Xu Ran's acting skills!"

"Xu Ran is awesome!"

"Is this something a singer can perform? I really want those professional motherfuckers to take a look, what kind of performance is called acting!"

The contrast between Xu Ran's Tang Bohu was huge, which made Xu Bai and his family a little unexpected.

Especially Xu Lijun and his wife, they knew that their son had a relatively cheerful personality since he was a child, but he was not very talkative.It's very different from Tang Bohu's image, but why can he be so free in the movie?

Is this really speaking with acting skills, or is it through the movie that the nature in the bones is released and I am back to my true self?
When everyone was shocked, Zhu Zhishan in the movie pretended to be Tang Bohu and was caught by Washington.

Zhu Zhishan's poisonous oath, which the audience has always paid attention to, has come true.

What made everyone laugh again was that Zhu Zhishan and Sister Shiliu were having fun, and then Qiuxiang was embarrassed to watch it. Tang Bohu said it was wonderful, Qiuxiang turned her head and said, is it?
"Boss Bai, this is his true nature, and it's his turn to play the role!"

Even Bai Songchun was thinking about it when he was acting, I started watching men touch women's thighs on TV when I was seven years old.Although he didn't read countless films, he learned a lot with Yu Qian. Even if he hadn't fought in actual combat, he wasn't the kind of reserved and reserved person.

If I were really Qiuxiang, not only would I not be embarrassed, but I would even ask, can I take a picture of it?
Wouldn't it be better to keep the classics alive?
Amidst the laughter, King Ning appeared.

And with his appearance, another enemy of the Tang family, the deadly scholar, also appeared.

The story came here, and a famous scene played by many up masters at station B appeared.

That's right.

King Ning's staff officer wrote the first couplet to Chuanchang: "There are three masters in one township and two miles who don't know the four books, the five classics and the six righteousness, and dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons, it is very bold!"

Hearing this Shanglian, Grand Master Hua was startled, a little hard to resist.The audience also frowned. They didn't understand what they heard, so they wanted to talk to the next couplet?
At this moment, Tang Bohu came to the rescue: "Ten households and nine poor people have collected [-] cents, [-] cents, [-] cents and [-] cents, and they are half-hearted and first-class dirty!"

The audience did not notice that the number of words in the upper and lower couplets is different.

Couplets must have the same number of words and consistent sentences.But in some cases, such as intentionally vacating the position of a certain word to achieve a certain effect.

Throughout the ages, there have been couplets with different word counts.

There is a saying in the Republic of China that Yuan Shikai will live forever to the Chinese people.This pair is different in word count.This is another situation, which is an opportunity to insinuate.

The audience really didn't notice the problem with the number of words. They were deeply trapped in the wonderful pair contest and couldn't extricate themselves.

After all, the plot of Tang Bohu and Dui Chuan Chang's pairing is really too classic.The two of them went around in circles at the beginning, and the air kiss after approaching really caught people off guard, and everyone laughed silly.

"In the picture, the dragon does not sing and the tiger does not howl, the little book boy is ridiculous!"

"On the chessboard, the cart has no wheels and the horse has no reins, and the sound is general, beware, beware!"

"Yingyingyanyanyancuicuihonghong is harmonious everywhere!"

"Rain, rain, wind, flowers, leaves, flowers and leaves year after year!"

"Ten mouths of mind, think of the king, think of the country, think of the community!"

"Eight eyes together, enjoy the flowers, the moon and the autumn fragrance!"

……

"Come and plant trees on your grave!"

"Mixed fish in your bathtub!"

"Fish fat and fruit ripen into my stomach!"

"Your old lady is here to cook!"

The pair was very serious at the beginning, but the more they got together, the more funny they became. In the end, the pair lost their intestines and vomited blood. The wild amount of blood caused a commotion in the movie theater.

But while everyone was happy, they also had doubts, where did this pair come from?

They have heard of some pairs, but most of them have never heard of them. Is it Xu Ran's original creation?

Thinking about Xu Ran's ability to write a song like "Blue and White Porcelain", it would not be difficult to make up two pairs, right?
After the appearance of the deadly scholar, the movie became tense.

All kinds of crises came, but Tang Bohu resolved them one by one. In the end, King Ning retreated, and Tang Bohu's identity was exposed by Mrs. Hua.

The two fed each other poison, and even advertised. This kind of brain hole still continues to be a joke.

Tang Bohu was in Washington after all, and the strong dragon couldn't overwhelm the local snake, so he was imprisoned.

When he was imprisoned, the deadly scholar made a comeback and killed all directions in Washington, even Mrs. Hua couldn't stop him.

Just when Qiuxiang was about to block Mrs. Hua's sword, a passionate Beijing opera soundtrack sounded, and Tang Bohu appeared in time wearing a white robe and holding a spear.

After a great battle, the life-threatening scholar died, the crisis in Washington was resolved, and Tang Bohu also successfully embraced the beauty.

The last story is the name of the movie, Tang Bohu nodding Qiuxiang in the auditorium.

This is the end, but the jokes are still there.

The biggest thing is that Sister Shiliu was hit by Tang Bohu who mistakenly thought she was Qiuxiang because of her urgency to urinate.

It is obviously not Tang Bohu's wish to order the pomegranate, nor is it the audience's wish. Naturally, Qiuxiang is the only one in their hearts.

Since it is a comedy, the ending certainly cannot end in tragedy.

Qiu Xiang, played by Bai Songchun, was carried out by the matchmaker wearing a red dowry, and then married Tang Bohu.

After the ceremony, Tang Bohu wanted to kiss Qiuxiang under the instigation of everyone, but Qiuxiang said that he punched first, and he won the kiss before he could kiss.

Tang Bohu screamed and fell to the ground, and then the movie ended.

The scene burst into laughter.

But Xu Ran didn't laugh. Many people said that the core of comedy is tragedy.

Tang Bohu went around for a while, and the Qiuxiang he ordered after all his painstaking efforts seemed to be the same as those eight wives.

Like a moth, he flew towards the light he was looking for again and again, but in the end he failed to reach the other side.

And our real people are not animals in cages?
Xu didn't know this until later. Like the audience now, he was immersed in the comedy and just laughed.

The movie is over, but his legend has just begun.

At the end of the scene, Xu Ran, the JK girl in front of them, patted her boyfriend's bald head vigorously, and kept saying that the movie was ridiculous.

Seeing her clacking, Bai Songchun felt comfortable, and even wanted to lend the girl a baseball bat.

"This movie is so good!"

"Nimma, I've been laughing since the beginning and never stopped!"

"Xu Ran is too awesome, isn't he? It's fine if he sings well, but he can also perform superbly in filming and acting?"

After leaving the screening hall, there were audiences with smiles on their faces.

Tang Bohu, Hua An, Qiu Xiang, Xu Ran, Bai Songchun, these five names seemed to have become a kind of social etiquette, and they were all discussing among themselves.

"It looks like your show might be a hit!" Xu Lijun couldn't help but say.

Xu Ran smiled, and Bai Songchun hugged her boyfriend's arm even harder, not letting go.

My Buddha is merciful, thank you!
Some people laugh and some people cry.

At this time, the directors of other Spring Festival films that were released all looked ugly.

Gao Yuanzhan had been smoking after leaving the cinema, his brows were furrowed.

"Director Gao, have you watched Xu Ran's movie?" Someone called.

Gao Yuanzhan was silent for a long time: "It's gone!"

　Thank you for the 588 coins of the little cucumber, and the 100 coins of Xin Xinxin.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)