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Chapter 1239 How Many Zeros?

Young Marshal Lu did not continue to answer this question, but said to Fei with a serious face: "How long have you been in this situation?"

Yu Fei: "..."

"If you listen to me, you can eat whatever you want and drink whatever you want in the future. If there is anything else you want, just tell me and I will try my best to satisfy you." Young Marshal Lu's expression Still solemn.

Are you trying to send me away?

Yu Fei had a toothache. Just as he was about to start, Young Marshal Lu immediately opened his mouth and shouted.

Seeing that Yu Fei was discouraged, Young Master Lu became proud, reached out and patted him on the shoulder and said, "I understand what you mean, but brother, there is no quick way, I can only take them off one by one and light them before hanging them up... Oh, by the way, I will send two people over to help you after we are all hung up here."

Why is that Versailles expression so hateful, and his eyes seem to fit well with his fists.

But Yu Fei can only think about it, if he really dares to do something, Young Marshal Lu will definitely yell and call the needle demon before he does it.

"That's right." Young Marshal Lu suddenly said seriously, "What are you doing with Dr. Wei's stethoscope?"

Yu Fei said blankly: "I want to study medicine, the kind that is self-taught."

"Don't make trouble."

After speaking, Young Marshal Lu turned around and took out a bamboo pole from the flowers on the other side, shook it twice and continued: "Just now I saw you hide the bamboo pole in the green belt over there, it is too conspicuous, so I will replace it for you a more secret place."

MMP～

Yu Fei grinned for a while, gritted his molars and said, "Find me some cotton and pliers, and get some kerosene left over from our previous games."

Young Marshal Lu immediately became interested: "What? Did you prepare any show? Let me tell you, I invited a lot of acrobatic troupes this time, enough for you to watch."

"Want to know how I play?"

"think."

"Then hurry up and get these things ready, and then find me by the biggest swimming pool."

Yu Fei snatched the bamboo pole and left. Young Marshal Lu thought about it for a while, and went to find those things honestly when he couldn't figure out what to do.

……

Young Marshal Lu quickly found Yu Fei with those tools, and the latter had already dismantled the stethoscope to pieces, not like a good student.

Yu Fei first took the pliers, cut off the two curved tubes of the stethoscope, and after making gestures on the tightly plugged bottle mouth on the end of the bamboo pole, he took out a flame-throwing lighter and burned it on the bottle cap.

A burst of smell immediately pervaded, and after sniffing, Young Marshal Lu said, "It's similar to the smell on your hand just now, and I seem to have smelled it somewhere."

After Lu Shaoshuai thought about it for a while, a look of sudden realization appeared on his face.

"Isn't this the water that Qianqian often uses? It tastes exactly the same as this one. You are...fuck, you stole this bottle from Fangfang?"

Whenever Wang Wenqian thinks that she uses well-used cosmetics, she will send some to Shi Fang, so the cosmetics of the two of them can be said to be common, which makes Lu Shaoshuai feel familiar.

"What are you yelling about?" Yu Fei said dissatisfied: "How can I call it stealing when I use things from my own house? Besides, Fangfang won't be able to use them during this period of time. It's overdue, and I'm doing a good job."

As he said, a small hole had been burned in the mouth of the bottle. Yu Fei put down the lighter, and made gestures on the mouth of the bottle with the curved pipe that he cut just now.

It's a little small, so I have to burn it again.

When Yu Fei put the lid on the flask again, Young Marshal Lu said: "Let me tell you first, I don't know anything about you stealing your daughter-in-law's cosmetics. Even if anyone asks me in the future, I won't know."

Yu Fei turned his head and smiled at him, "Hey~ That's right, it means you are still a good boy."

Young Marshal Lu curled his lips and said, "You should be proud first. You will cry when your wife looks for this thing. I remember that the price of this set of cosmetics is several zeros. Don't say I didn't remind you then."

Good guy, lots of zeros!

Yu Fei shook his hands and almost burned them crookedly, and he found several zeros by himself?He remembered that among Shi Fang's collection of cosmetics, there were several small bottles like this, how did he find the most expensive one?
"Hey, hey, it's burning!" Young Marshal Lu reminded.

Yu Fei quickly stopped, took the bent pipe over and made gestures, um, it was just right.

Even God is helping me, no matter how many zeros it is worth, at worst, I will just buy another set later.

Putting down this thought, Yu Fei's hands became more agile.

Twist the cotton into a twist shape, carefully pass it through the bend, soak it in kerosene and put it aside.

Pour half a bottle of kerosene into the bottle with several zeros, and tighten the bottle cap that has passed through the elbow and left a twist at the lower end.

A simple but not cheap homemade kerosene lamp with a crooked twist is ready.

Young Marshal Chong raised his eyebrows, and Yu Fei lit the reserved twister, and the inch-long flame suddenly lit up.

Yu Fei raised his head, glanced at the lantern above his head, and stretched the flame through the gap below the lantern. When he got close to the candle, the function of the curved pipe was immediately manifested.

The flame of the kerosene lamp hit the candle wick directly, and the lantern lit up immediately.

Young Marshal Lu watched thoughtfully as Yu Fei took back the bamboo pole and blew out the kerosene lamp on it, the corner of his mouth curled up.

"You have to get some of these things for me, or I'll go and inform your wife right now."

Yu Fei had the urge to slap him to death, just now you were talking sarcasticly, now you just want me to make some for you? !
Go dream!

Knowing how he would react, Young Marshal Lu had already pulled out his cell phone, and even called up Shi Fang's communication interface, looking completely dead.

Yu Fei said helplessly: "The bamboo pole is easy to get, and there is still another elbow for the stethoscope, but the vial is gone, so I can't go home and steal it. You find a way to do it yourself, and I'll make another one for you. "

Young Marshal Lu scratched his head, but soon he showed an expression that he was sure of winning.

"You just wait, someone will send a small bottle soon, and it's similar to yours."

After speaking, he took out his mobile phone and fiddled with it for a while, Yu Fei took a sneak peek and saw that the person he was chatting with was Muzi Li, and immediately knew that today's matter really had to continue.

Sure enough, Li Muzi hired Tingting to come here in a short time, while Yu Fei was jokingly chatting with Lu Shaoshuai.

"...That is to say, those who grew up in the same compound as you back then had a lot of energy?"

(End of this chapter)