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Chapter 126 Do You Understand Metaphors
While Yu Fei was watching the two children playing, Aowei came back, and when he got out of the car, he approached him and whispered, "Boss Zhang said he would come to our house for dinner later."

Yu Fei glanced at him and said, "Didn't you know about this yesterday? Those pig's trotters were prepared for them. Not only her, people from Jishitang and Lu's Group will come today."

"How would I know?" Ao Wei said, "Yesterday you were messing with your phone for a while and then asked me to buy pig's trotters."

Oh, Yu Fei remembered, these people were discussing on WeChat yesterday, it's normal if Ao Wei didn't know.

"They come as soon as they come, why are you so nervous?"

"I'm not nervous, I just think, shouldn't we treat them well? Is it too monotonous to just make some pig's trotters? After all, they are customers who have cooperated with us for so long." Ao Wei said arrive.

Yu Fei looked him up and down: "I've made progress, and I'm beginning to know how to think about these things, but don't worry, except for some pig's feet and vegetables from our farm, whoever wants to eat what they bring their own ingredients."

Aowei opened his mouth wide, with a look of shock on his face: "You are too casual, aren't you?"

Yu Fei nodded: "It's just so casual."

"Originally, I wanted to sit at the corner of the table and get acquainted with these people, but now it seems that I can forget it. I can't afford to lose that person. I'd better go learn gambling from Uncle Zhang honestly." After Aowei finished speaking, he went to the bullpen.

"Stop for me, who is ashamed of?" Yu Fei said with a jump on his feet. This guy started to go to the house to expose the tiles after three days of not beating.

Hearing Yu Fei's howl, Aowei ran even faster.

"Aren't you ashamed? What are you doing?" Shi Fang asked just passing by.

Yu Fei glanced at her and said: "It's nothing, Ao Wei thinks that the dishes I invite people to dinner are too simple, and he feels ashamed."

"Tch!" Shi Fang said, "I thought it was such a big deal, just to make you jump around and howl?"

"Believe it or not, I made you scream louder than me?" Yu Fei gritted his teeth and said.

Shi Fang blushed, glanced at the two little girls who were playing together and said, "Rogue."

Yu Fei smirked and said, "What am I doing to you? Just call me a hooligan."

"I don't want to talk to you." After Shi Fang finished speaking, she walked towards the two little girls.

There was a wave in the waves, a wave in the waves, Yu Fei's mood instantly improved, and he hummed an incoherent tune.

But the good mood didn't last for 2 minutes before being interrupted by a bitch, Young Marshal Lu shouted loudly: "Brother Yu, do you miss me?"

Yu Fei looked at Young Marshal Lu who was standing at the gate of the farm and slandered in his heart, you are stupid, you big ass, turn your face and pretend you didn't see him.

Young Marshal Lu rubbed his nose in embarrassment, and quickly returned to normal. He turned around and unloaded a large pile of miscellaneous things from the car behind him. He looked at his hands and felt that it was really difficult to carry them by himself.

Then he shouted to Yu Fei who was looking up at the sky: "Come and help me, I can't move so many things by myself."

Got a gift?
Yu Fei turned his face and saw a lot of things under Lu Shaoshuai's feet, and immediately smiled and said: "Come on, come on, what else do you want to buy?"

He said this on his mouth, but his body was very honest, and he walked to Young Marshal Lu's side: "Why do you bring so many things? What are these things? Come, come, come, I'll help you move into the house."

"Where's your face?" Young Marshal Lu asked.

Yu Fei asked innocently: "What is that? Is it delicious?"

Young Marshal Lu waved his hand weakly: "You won, you are already invincible."

"But I'm not lonely."

"..." Young Marshal Lu.

……

After bringing everything back into the house, Young Marshal Lu ran out again, brought in a case of wine, and said excitedly, "You must have never drunk this wine."

Yu Fei glanced at the familiar white leather suitcase, and stopped paying attention after oh.

"At least give me a response." Young Marshal Lu said dissatisfiedly.

"Didn't I oh?" Yu Fei said vaguely, chewing something in his mouth.

Not to mention, the snacks brought by this product are quite delicious.

"Do you know how much effort I have put in for this box of wine? You just passed by with a bang?" Young Marshal Lu exaggeratedly shouted.

"It's so troublesome." Yu Fei walked to the back room with a snack bag in one hand, took out an empty bottle from it and handed it to him.

"This." Young Marshal Lu looked over and over at the bottle he was holding: "Are you fake?"

"Do you know that you are easy to get beaten?" Yu Fei said, "At that time, at least two people will do it."

Young Marshal Lu thought for a moment: "Oh, I think I know what's going on."

Then he said with a frustrated face: "I wanted to give you a surprise, but who knew you'd already drank it, failed!"

After speaking, he pulled the snacks in Guo Fei's hands, opened his mouth wide and poured them directly.

Yu Fei didn't pay attention, and found another bag from the ground, opened it and continued to eat: "I just finished drinking that box last time, and yours is just in time for this box."

Madan, this snack is poisonous, once you eat it, you can't stop it.

Young Marshal Lu swallowed the snacks in his mouth vigorously, and said viciously: "This matter can't just be settled like this."

That expression and tone almost scared the snacks in Yu Fei's hand: "What do you want to do? Do you want to gang up on them? Or do you want them to single you out?"

"That's not what I'm talking about." Young Marshal Lu regained his composure: "I meant to give you a surprise, but it turned out to be useless. I'll continue after the new year."

"Continue to what?" Yu Fei asked.

Young Marshal Lu glanced at him: "Continue to surprise you."

"You can get it." Yu Fei said: "In case you go crazy, if you bring me two big horses, will I still be alive?"

Young Marshal Lu's eyes lit up: "Hey! Makes sense, this proposal is good, I didn't realize that your taste is so unusual."

"Fuck off." Yu Fei said angrily, "That's what I said, metaphor, metaphor, do you understand?"

"I understand." Young Marshal Lu said wretchedly, "Brother, I'm telling you, the beauty of the big ocean horse is indescribable. After you try it once, you will be addicted, especially the electric buttocks, tsk tsk tsk..."

Looking at his expression, Yu Fei subconsciously moved away from him: "Do you like that sense of emptiness?"

"What sense of emptiness?" Young Marshal Lu asked suspiciously.

Yu Fei didn't speak, he found a toothpick, swung it around the mouth of the teacup twice, and then looked at his lower body.

Young Marshal Lu looked at his movements in bewilderment, followed his gaze to look down, and immediately understood, he shouted angrily: "You are the toothpick, you are still half a toothpick."

"Metaphor, do you understand metaphor?" Yu Fei said calmly.

"Then you can't insult me ​​with a toothpick." Young Marshal Lu called.

Yu Fei glanced at him: "Why is it so hard to talk to you? Have you graduated from kindergarten?"

As soon as he said this, Young Marshal Lu immediately puffed up his chest: "Who are you kidding? Anyway, I am also a top student at Oxford University."

Yu Fei glanced at him: "What you said seems to be quite true. Let's go to college at home to find out."

……

Guoguo ran in from the outside in a gust of wind: "Father, can I go to Xiaoyingzi's house to play... ah!" Before he finished speaking, he saw someone else in the room, and plunged into Yu Fei's arms.

"This is my daughter, her name is Guoguo." Yu Fei introduced to Young Marshal Lu, and then said to Guoguo: "Aren't you usually quite courageous? Why are you shy now? Call me uncle."

"Hello, Uncle." Guo Guo raised her head from Yu Fei's arms and called out obediently.

"Ah! What a cute little girl." Young Marshal Lu's eyes lit up, he grabbed two handfuls of snacks from the ground and said, "Come on, come to Uncle, look, I brought a lot of delicious food."

"It's okay, don't be afraid of him." Yu Fei said.

The little girl took two steps, took the snacks from Young Marshal Lu, said thank you, and ran back into Yu Fei's arms.

"It's so cute, so cute." Young Marshal Lu said inexplicably excitedly: "How can your daughter be so cute? Yu Fei, are we friends?"

"No." Yu Fei said with a defensive face, this guy's excitement was a bit inexplicable.

"This is hurtful, let's discuss something, let Guoguo be my goddaughter." Young Marshal Lu said.

"Don't even think about it." Yu Fei flatly refused: "If you want my daughter to find a woman to give birth to, don't tell me that your dignified little son of the Lu family can't even find a wife."

Young Marshal Lu scratched his head in distress: "It's because I'm from the Lu family that I'm in trouble. I'm not allowed to look for someone from a small family, and the right family doesn't like me as a coward. Who do you think I'm going to find?"

"Hey!" Hearing this, Yu Fei sneered: "In this age where men and women can't be distinguished, your family still pays attention to this?"

"Hey! Who's to say it's not, but there are always a few old-fashioned people in the family, what can I do?" Lu Shaoshuai said.

"Cold salad." Yu Fei helped his daughter tear open a packaging bag, took out a handful from it and stuffed it into his mouth, Guoguo slapped his hand twice in dissatisfaction.

"So I've been single until now. In fact, I like children very much. Why don't you let Guoguo be my daughter." Young Marshal Lu said.

"Turn left when you go out, don't leave." Yu Fei pointed to the door and said.

"Hey! Why doesn't it make sense to you?" Young Marshal Lu said helplessly.

After speaking, he started to grope around himself, rummaged through all the pockets on his body, and muttered: "I usually carry some gadgets with me, why did I forget today?"

"What are you looking for?" Yu Fei asked.

"Find a present for my goddaughter."

The black line on Yu Fei's head, this guy was dazed, he hugged his daughter and planned to go out: "You can find it by yourself, I won't accompany you."

After going out, Guoguo asked, "Dad, why did that uncle let me be his goddaughter? What is a goddaughter?"

"That uncle is a bad guy, he wants you to call him Dad, do you want to?" Yu Fei asked.

Guoguo waved her small fist and said, "I don't want to, I'll let the big and small dogs bite him, bad guy."

After finishing speaking, he said with a worried face: "But, what if the big dog or puppy bites him and he gets injured?"

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