i have a mountain

Chapter 1269 Rebellion
Yu Fei has already given up on Young Marshal Lu, but this guy has another advantage, that is, as long as he believes in something, he will not give up. To put it another way, he is stubborn.

The kind that doesn't turn back if you don't hit the south wall.

He has already cast seven or eight nets in this short period of time, but the best time is to throw the net into the river in the shape of an unopened shoulder pole.

Maybe God couldn't stand it anymore. When he pulled the net out of the water again, a palm-sized crucian carp was flopping in the net bag.

"Hey hey~ Did you see it? The fish is on the way!" Young Marshal Lu exclaimed in surprise.

Yu Fei pointed to the crowded side with a blank face and said, "They're almost throwing a bucket over there, you're just a blind fish."

Young Marshal Lu muttered, "Well, it's comparable. They're all old masters. I'm a novice who just got started, and my grades are pretty good."

Even Guoyang and Shi Junyi went there to watch the excitement, Yu Fei simply sat cross-legged on the ground and said, "Do you know when I first saw fish when I first learned how to cast a net?"

Young Marshal Lu carefully tidied up the net and said, "Every time you say that, I know you will hit me, but I still want to ask, how far behind are my skills when I was a beginner?"

Yu Fei thought for a while and said: "I had already cast the net on the third net. Although it was not very round, it was already able to catch fish in a serious manner, unlike your ten nets that were thrown away. Dead blind fish."

"Isn't this fish alive and well? Who said it's dead?" Young Marshal Lu kicked the bucket in which the fish was placed and asked.

Yu Fei laughed: "It's fine if you don't rescue him, but don't let him wake up by himself!"

"That's the fish I sprinkled too!"

Young Marshal Lu said in a rough voice while taking advantage of casting the net.

"Hey~ This net is interesting." Yu Fei said after seeing an irregular triangle falling on the water.

Young Marshal Lu shook his head and said, "That's right, I'm making progress little by little."

Before Yu Fei could hit him in the future, there was a burst of commotion over there, and he could faintly hear someone say something like a big fish.

Looking away, Yu Fei teased Young Marshal Lu: "Do you have a feeling of being hit by dimensionality reduction?"

Young Marshal Lu put away the empty net without a single fish, and while tidying up the net, he said: "This is completely different. If you say that if I play an e-sports game with those uncles, do you think it is my dimensionality reduction blow to them?" , it’s just a difference in major, and it’s not that serious.”

"Then why are you in a hurry?" Yu Fei asked with a smile.

"I'm not in a hurry? How can you tell I'm in a hurry?"

"The net was split by the wrong side. You should hold the half with your left hand. If you throw it like this, it still won't work." Yu Fei reminded.

Lu Shaoshuai was stunned for a moment and said, "Can't I create a new genre?"

"..."

It sounds like he can break all the old rules, but even if you want to create a new genre, you have to start with new objects first.

Yu Fei not only gave up on preaching to him, but also gave up on his expectations, let him play by himself.

Just as he took out his mobile phone to take a picture of his so-called new genre, the two little girls, Guoguo and Xiaoyingzi, yelled for their father and rushed over.

Putting down the phone, Yu Fei stretched out his arms to welcome the two little girls into his arms, his ears were immediately filled with chattering voices.

"Hey, you two beauties, why don't you say hello when you see handsome uncle!" Young Marshal Lu said with a smile.

Guoguo and Guoguo first said hello to Uncle, then they were surprised as if they had just seen him throwing fish.

"Are you casting fish? How many fish have you cast?" Xiaoyingzi asked.

Guoguo was more direct, skipping to the side of the bucket and stretching his head to take a look: "Ah~ this crucian carp is quite beautiful, golden yellow."

"Let's see, let's see~" Xiaoyingzi also ran over.

Yu Fei took a look at the gate of the farm, and then asked, "Did you two come here by yourself?"

"Yeah." Xiaoyingzi turned around and said, "Mom is eating delicious food, so the two of us ran away first."

Young Marshal Lu threw out a shoulder pole and asked with a smile: "Mom is eating delicious food and you two ran away. I don't want to give it to you two."

Guoguo made a face at him and said, "Then go eat it, braised pork is served every day, and you have to eat it to become a big fat man."

It is said that the appetite of pregnant women comes and goes, and this is vividly reflected in Shi Fang.

In the early stages of pregnancy, she could eat anything, but she had a preference for sweet and sour foods.

Then in just a month or so, they crazily raided all kinds of fruits, and they didn't eat too much food.

Later, I developed a strong interest in chicken and duck legs. During that time, the chickens and ducks on the farm were basically killed three or four times a day.

Recently, I don’t know what’s wrong, and I’m obsessed with braised pork again. It’s still made locally. There are at least two meals a day. According to Guoguo and Xiaoyingzi, they want to run away when they see braised pork. They’re really tired of eating it. up.

"Dad, why don't you make hot and sour lotus root for lunch today, I really want to eat it." Guoguo said while lying on Yufei's shoulder.

"Okay." Yu Fei readily agreed.

"I want to eat hot and sour shredded potatoes, the crunchy ones. Grandma's ones are always soft, not as good as yours." Xiaoyingzi also started to order.

"Okay, I'll eat at the farm at noon today, just eat these two dishes." Yu Fei said: "I'll also make you a tofu in fish soup without fish."

Guoguo rolled her eyes and said, "Just use the crucian carp that Uncle Lu caught?"

"That's... yes, it must be done."

Young Marshal Lu surrendered instantly under Yu Fei's gaze. According to Yu Fei, it means that my daughter is flattering you if she likes your fish. What else can you say!
……

Just when Yu Fei was preparing all the ingredients, Xiao Yingzi suddenly ran in in a panic, saying that Grandpa Yang and the village head grandpa were going to fight.

As soon as Yu Fei heard this, he ran out immediately, Xiaoyingzi was taken aback for a moment, and then followed.

"...You just can't afford to lose, as we agreed earlier, it's only better than whoever casts more fish, not bigger than whoever casts more fish." Carpenter Yang's voice came from far away.

"Nonsense, yours is a two-finger mesh, and mine is a two-and-a-half-finger mesh. Can it be the same? I run more fish from my mesh than you cast." .

"You...you just can't afford to lose..."

Yu Fei had already started to have a headache before he arrived, and everyone said he was an old child, but the two of you are only a little over 100, so you can be regarded as teenagers at most!

what?Rebellious? ? ?

When Yu Fei arrived, the others who watched the excitement explained the matter clearly without thinking too much about it.

The harvest between Carpenter Yang and the village party secretary was only a little over two catties, and carpenter Yang was ahead, but what the secretary of the village party said was true. The mesh he used was larger than that of Carpenter Yang, and the fish were relatively smaller in size. Said to be bigger.

Then the two of them won't accept each other.

Yu Fei took a look at Dakui and Brother Hu who were like quails. He knew that the two old men didn't know how to do something in the match. Wouldn't it be a draw?
Da Kui and Brother Hu were both looking up at the sky, but Yu Fei noticed that both of them had a piece of metal protruding from their hands.

He was immediately happy, and the two of them had their hands and feet in their feelings, but they didn't know if it was counterproductive.

Seeing the eyes of Carpenter Yang and the village party secretary focused on him, Yu Fei quickly straightened his expression, and said solemnly: "It's normal to bring some water when weighing fish. Everyone knows that the difference is one or two catties. That's all normal."

"Of course, I'm not saying that today's fish can't be weighed correctly, and I won't come to mix mud. I just want to ask if anyone of you remembers the total amount of all fish today? You will be charged for that."

Young Marshal Lu, who was also watching the fun, was stunned immediately. Did you change the topic too bluntly, and you are suspected of misfortune.

But the information he got from Yu Fei's eyes seemed to say that I was just trying to bring trouble to the east.

At the same time, the village party secretary and Carpenter Yang put aside the dispute about winning and losing, and began to blame Uncle Wu, because he really didn't count the total as a bookkeeper.

In the end, all the fish were picked up from each basin and weighed again, but this time the weight difference between Carpenter Yang and the village party secretary was only about half a catty.

And considering the factor of water, this half catty was ignored, so in the end, no one needed to call anyone brother.

Five hundred catties of fish were also taken away by Wu Shuai who came here, but he took away very few saury and shad, only a few catties.

Yu Fei returned to the villa, ordered a few dishes, opened a few bottles of wine, and left Uncle Wu and the others to have a good drink.

After sending the drunken people away, Young Marshal Lu said with emotion: "It's better if you talk, you didn't even know that they were about to fight just now."

Yu Fei shook his head and said: "It's not that my words are useful, but that they need someone who can stand up and speak up at that time, that is, a ladder, but you all know that watching the excitement, no one came out to build a ladder."

Young Marshal Lu thought for a while and asked, "What about that Uncle Wu? What role did he play in it?"

Yu Fei glanced at him and said, "Nails for the ladder."

Young Marshal Lu: "..."

No need to ask anymore, if you ask yourself again, you will become that nailing hammer, he still has this bit of self-knowledge.

(End of this chapter)