i have a mountain
Chapter 1413 I Have Something Fun For You
Chapter 1413 I Have Something Fun For You
The next day when Yu Fei returned to the farm, the moon hadn't set yet. He had a good time last night. After the farm was not enjoyable, he went to the KTV of the hotel with Lu Shaoshuai and others to continue.
He was tired for most of the night, and he still can't lift his spirits up to now.
But today is the official music festival, not only him, but everyone in Yujia village has become night owls as if someone is going to get married.
Although the big stage on the farm was very busy last night, at this time someone has already started to clean it up.
Yu Fei simply washed up and walked towards the village. Busy figures can be seen everywhere along the way.
"Hey, Xiao Fei, what do you think of our outfits?"
Following the sound, Yu Fei felt terrified. Fortunately, the sky in the east is already dawning. If it is left in the middle of the night, it will definitely scare people to death.
"No, what are you guys dressed up for? How about scaring ghosts?"
Guo Yang and Kuai Kuai were dressed in primitive clothes, their faces were painted one on the left and one on the right, and there were two long hairs on the top of their heads that they didn't know what they were.
"What do you know, this is the dress of the Mohicans." He said cheerfully, "Someone hired the two of us to do this dress for 50 yuan an hour."
"A lot, there are still a few dressed as monsters over there, and they only pay 45 for an hour." Guoyang added.
Yu Fei chuckled and said, "For the sake of forty or fifty, you stopped doing business?"
"No way, let your sister-in-law look after the business for the time being. Let's earn some quick money first, and we can go back when we get really busy." Guoyang said.
"Didn't you hire you for a day?" Yu Fei asked in surprise.
"That can't be done. They just want to make a joke. Let's wait until the joke is finished and see the effect. Let's just make some gestures and relax~" said happily.
"Oh~"
Yu Fei groaned, then looked up at the two feathers on their heads.
"This is a chicken feather. In order to get such a long chicken feather, Guoyang and I almost ran away that big rooster to death." He stroked the long hair on the top of his head proudly and said.
"Chicken...feather? Ang? Ang!"
Yu Fei's expression was a little strange, he looked at the chicken feathers on their foreheads again, said something about you guys having fun, then he turned and left.
Seeing that Yu Fei's shoulders seemed to be shrugging, he scratched his head in confusion and said, "I always feel that this kid is not holding back anything. Do you think he is laughing at us?"
He turned his head and took a look at Guoyang. The latter seemed to have gotten to Yu Fei's point at this time, and said with an ugly expression: "Chick... Mao, don't you understand?"
"That's right, it's just chicken feathers, chicken... I poked it, and I said why does this kid look so weird." I quickly understood.
"Then...are we still wearing this chicken...feather?"
Guoyang gritted his teeth and said: "Dai, otherwise it would be for nothing, just wait for a chance to make Xiaofei shut up later."
"Yeah!" He nodded happily.
……
When Yu Fei got home, he was immediately grabbed by his mother, and a hot boiled egg rolled from head to toe.
This was the treatment when he was a child. As long as it was the morning of his birthday, his mother would boil an egg and roll him from head to toe. According to his mother, it was a disaster.
After taking the egg that had fulfilled its mission, Yu Fei peeled the egg and said to his mother, "Mom, I'll take Fangfang around the village later, it's fun to watch."
His mother glanced at him and said, "I don't usually see you taking Fangfang out to play, but there are so many people today, what do you think?"
"Isn't it because there are so many people?" Yu Fei said with a smile.
Looking at the expectant daughter-in-law lying on the window and looking out, the mother said softly, "Okay, but let's make it clear that I have to come back before lunch, and if Fangfang has anything wrong with you, you will be fine." Bring her back quickly."
"Of order~" Yu Fei straightened his body and saluted in a strange manner.
His mother slapped him angrily.
Fangfang came out of the room with a smile, and her mother looked at her big belly and said, "Be careful, there are too many people, don't run into them."
"Of order~" Shi Fang also made a joke, but her mother just shook her head helplessly.
"Let's go." Shi Fang grabbed Yu Fei's arm and walked out, as if he couldn't get away if he was late.
"Don't eat indiscriminately~" the mother urged behind her back.
Yu Fei agreed, and was dragged out of the gate by Shi Fang.
As soon as she left the gate, Shi Fang glanced behind her, and said with a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, you came back and took me out, otherwise I would be suffocated to death today."
Yu Fei Yile: "What? I can't stay here any longer? You are living a life of a royal concubine. You can stretch out your clothes and eat and open your mouth. It would be unthinkable to put it on someone else."
Shi Fang pouted and said, "I know, but I just want to come out for a walk, you don't know, your mother and my mother are almost treating me as a prisoner now, except for the benefits you mentioned, other things There is no freedom at all."
"Last time, I just felt that the quilt was a little hard, so I took it out to dry it myself. You don't know, my mother's face is almost like that of a nun."
"I just can't figure it out. People can still wander around the world when they are about to give birth. I have become a protected animal before it's too early."
Yu Fei laughed and said, "Don't you still have some time to relax?"
"You also know it's to let the wind go?!" Shi Fang rolled his eyes at him and said, "I don't know who my mother listened to, saying that pregnant women should exercise properly."
"Well, I have time to exercise three times a day. They are the kind of walks with a pinch watch. I can't run or jump. Now Xiaoyingzi and the others say that I have become a giant panda."
"It's still the kind of giant panda that can't take care of itself."
Yu Fei squeezed her thickening chin and said with a smile: "So I came to rescue you today."
Shi Fang chuckled, hugged his arm and said, "Then I have to have a good time today, or I will be sorry for your thoughts."
"Alright, I'll let you arrange this one~" Yu Fei said with a slight bow.
Shi Fang cooperated with her, put a hand on his arm in a pretentious manner and said, "Xiaozi, let's go around with Ai's family."
Just as Yu Fei responded, Shi Fang suddenly asked with a strange expression: "I just remembered, you just said that I am a concubine, so who is the empress?"
This can stop you from asking, Yu Fei quickly replied: "You have several jobs, just like that sentence said, you can go to the hall and the kitchen, and you can still roll..."
Shi Fang covered Yu Fei's mouth and said angrily, "What nonsense are you talking~"
Feeling itching in her palm, she withdrew her hand, Yu Fei stretched out his tongue and licked the corner of his mouth with a smirk.
"Don't make fun of it!"
Shi Fang gave him a supercilious look, then put his arm around him again and walked towards the busiest road in the village.
……
I have to say that because the pre-work was done well, it was originally the most lively event at night, but it was already full of people when the sun just rose to the treetops.
There are sounds of playing music and singing everywhere. If there are no restrictions on this road, it is estimated that you can hear the smell of cattle.
Shi Fang was wearing a purple velvet hat, holding shortbread in her hand, and handed it to Yu Fei to nibble from time to time, but her eyes were dripping.
Now she is completely attached to Yu Fei, she doesn't need to worry about anything else, she only cares about living her eye addiction, and leave the rest to Yu Fei.
"Hey, look at that, it's really a little gangster."
Following Shi Fang's guidance, Yu Fei saw a tall, thin man with a beard, obviously imitating one of his few idols.
It also sang a song that can't be closed, and there are many people around the side taking pictures.
Shi Fang turned her head and smiled at Fei: "I remember the song you sang at our class's New Year's Day party, my heart is too messy, it's quite nice."
Yu Fei chuckled and said, "It sounds good, so you're still throwing melon seeds on my head."
"Then there are no stars." Shi Fang chuckled: "You still hold grudges!"
Yu Fei made an assassination gesture, and pretended to be vicious and said, "I've been on the road of revenge."
This immediately attracted Shi Fang's white eyes and secret movements, and Yu Fei's face was distorted immediately.
"Hmph~ let you say that!"
"..."
Stopping and fighting all the way, I visited the whole Yujia Village, and when I returned to the farm, my mother was already waiting there.
"I know you two are having fun, and you will have dinner at the farm this noon."
The mother said while placing Shi Fang on the recliner, and then asked: "Other places are so lively, why is such a big table on your farm so deserted?"
Yu Fei explained: "This is the arrangement of Young Marshal Lu. He said it is to prevent those tourists from getting tired of looking at it. There will be a surprise here tonight."
"Surprise? Could there be a big star?" Shi Fang immediately asked with bright eyes.
Yu Fei rubbed his nose and said with some uncertainty: "Maybe, I don't know the details, but Zhang Zheng is involved in this matter, maybe, probably, there may be some celebrities."
Shi Fang and his mother had almost the same reaction, they both gave him a blank stare.
Yu Fei bared his teeth and was about to say something when his cell phone rang. He glanced at it and saw that it was a call from a copper bell. She asked, "There are a lot of people here who want to charter a boat. Do you have anything over there?" If there is no arrangement, I will arrange it."
After thinking for a while, Yu Fei said, "Let's keep two ships, so as not to catch them when they are really useful."
"okay, I get it."
After she finished speaking, she hung up the phone, Yu Fei glanced at the phone twice, and became a little puzzled, this girl changed her style again today?
Not allowing him to investigate carefully, the phone rang again, it was from Young Marshal Lu, good guy, you two have discussed it, right, one ends and the other begins.
Even when the phone was connected, he was not allowed to speak, so Young Marshal Lu called out, "Come here quickly, there is something interesting for you to see."
"Fun? You wouldn't install a camera in the guest's room, would you?" Yu Fei laughed.
(End of this chapter)
The next day when Yu Fei returned to the farm, the moon hadn't set yet. He had a good time last night. After the farm was not enjoyable, he went to the KTV of the hotel with Lu Shaoshuai and others to continue.
He was tired for most of the night, and he still can't lift his spirits up to now.
But today is the official music festival, not only him, but everyone in Yujia village has become night owls as if someone is going to get married.
Although the big stage on the farm was very busy last night, at this time someone has already started to clean it up.
Yu Fei simply washed up and walked towards the village. Busy figures can be seen everywhere along the way.
"Hey, Xiao Fei, what do you think of our outfits?"
Following the sound, Yu Fei felt terrified. Fortunately, the sky in the east is already dawning. If it is left in the middle of the night, it will definitely scare people to death.
"No, what are you guys dressed up for? How about scaring ghosts?"
Guo Yang and Kuai Kuai were dressed in primitive clothes, their faces were painted one on the left and one on the right, and there were two long hairs on the top of their heads that they didn't know what they were.
"What do you know, this is the dress of the Mohicans." He said cheerfully, "Someone hired the two of us to do this dress for 50 yuan an hour."
"A lot, there are still a few dressed as monsters over there, and they only pay 45 for an hour." Guoyang added.
Yu Fei chuckled and said, "For the sake of forty or fifty, you stopped doing business?"
"No way, let your sister-in-law look after the business for the time being. Let's earn some quick money first, and we can go back when we get really busy." Guoyang said.
"Didn't you hire you for a day?" Yu Fei asked in surprise.
"That can't be done. They just want to make a joke. Let's wait until the joke is finished and see the effect. Let's just make some gestures and relax~" said happily.
"Oh~"
Yu Fei groaned, then looked up at the two feathers on their heads.
"This is a chicken feather. In order to get such a long chicken feather, Guoyang and I almost ran away that big rooster to death." He stroked the long hair on the top of his head proudly and said.
"Chicken...feather? Ang? Ang!"
Yu Fei's expression was a little strange, he looked at the chicken feathers on their foreheads again, said something about you guys having fun, then he turned and left.
Seeing that Yu Fei's shoulders seemed to be shrugging, he scratched his head in confusion and said, "I always feel that this kid is not holding back anything. Do you think he is laughing at us?"
He turned his head and took a look at Guoyang. The latter seemed to have gotten to Yu Fei's point at this time, and said with an ugly expression: "Chick... Mao, don't you understand?"
"That's right, it's just chicken feathers, chicken... I poked it, and I said why does this kid look so weird." I quickly understood.
"Then...are we still wearing this chicken...feather?"
Guoyang gritted his teeth and said: "Dai, otherwise it would be for nothing, just wait for a chance to make Xiaofei shut up later."
"Yeah!" He nodded happily.
……
When Yu Fei got home, he was immediately grabbed by his mother, and a hot boiled egg rolled from head to toe.
This was the treatment when he was a child. As long as it was the morning of his birthday, his mother would boil an egg and roll him from head to toe. According to his mother, it was a disaster.
After taking the egg that had fulfilled its mission, Yu Fei peeled the egg and said to his mother, "Mom, I'll take Fangfang around the village later, it's fun to watch."
His mother glanced at him and said, "I don't usually see you taking Fangfang out to play, but there are so many people today, what do you think?"
"Isn't it because there are so many people?" Yu Fei said with a smile.
Looking at the expectant daughter-in-law lying on the window and looking out, the mother said softly, "Okay, but let's make it clear that I have to come back before lunch, and if Fangfang has anything wrong with you, you will be fine." Bring her back quickly."
"Of order~" Yu Fei straightened his body and saluted in a strange manner.
His mother slapped him angrily.
Fangfang came out of the room with a smile, and her mother looked at her big belly and said, "Be careful, there are too many people, don't run into them."
"Of order~" Shi Fang also made a joke, but her mother just shook her head helplessly.
"Let's go." Shi Fang grabbed Yu Fei's arm and walked out, as if he couldn't get away if he was late.
"Don't eat indiscriminately~" the mother urged behind her back.
Yu Fei agreed, and was dragged out of the gate by Shi Fang.
As soon as she left the gate, Shi Fang glanced behind her, and said with a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, you came back and took me out, otherwise I would be suffocated to death today."
Yu Fei Yile: "What? I can't stay here any longer? You are living a life of a royal concubine. You can stretch out your clothes and eat and open your mouth. It would be unthinkable to put it on someone else."
Shi Fang pouted and said, "I know, but I just want to come out for a walk, you don't know, your mother and my mother are almost treating me as a prisoner now, except for the benefits you mentioned, other things There is no freedom at all."
"Last time, I just felt that the quilt was a little hard, so I took it out to dry it myself. You don't know, my mother's face is almost like that of a nun."
"I just can't figure it out. People can still wander around the world when they are about to give birth. I have become a protected animal before it's too early."
Yu Fei laughed and said, "Don't you still have some time to relax?"
"You also know it's to let the wind go?!" Shi Fang rolled his eyes at him and said, "I don't know who my mother listened to, saying that pregnant women should exercise properly."
"Well, I have time to exercise three times a day. They are the kind of walks with a pinch watch. I can't run or jump. Now Xiaoyingzi and the others say that I have become a giant panda."
"It's still the kind of giant panda that can't take care of itself."
Yu Fei squeezed her thickening chin and said with a smile: "So I came to rescue you today."
Shi Fang chuckled, hugged his arm and said, "Then I have to have a good time today, or I will be sorry for your thoughts."
"Alright, I'll let you arrange this one~" Yu Fei said with a slight bow.
Shi Fang cooperated with her, put a hand on his arm in a pretentious manner and said, "Xiaozi, let's go around with Ai's family."
Just as Yu Fei responded, Shi Fang suddenly asked with a strange expression: "I just remembered, you just said that I am a concubine, so who is the empress?"
This can stop you from asking, Yu Fei quickly replied: "You have several jobs, just like that sentence said, you can go to the hall and the kitchen, and you can still roll..."
Shi Fang covered Yu Fei's mouth and said angrily, "What nonsense are you talking~"
Feeling itching in her palm, she withdrew her hand, Yu Fei stretched out his tongue and licked the corner of his mouth with a smirk.
"Don't make fun of it!"
Shi Fang gave him a supercilious look, then put his arm around him again and walked towards the busiest road in the village.
……
I have to say that because the pre-work was done well, it was originally the most lively event at night, but it was already full of people when the sun just rose to the treetops.
There are sounds of playing music and singing everywhere. If there are no restrictions on this road, it is estimated that you can hear the smell of cattle.
Shi Fang was wearing a purple velvet hat, holding shortbread in her hand, and handed it to Yu Fei to nibble from time to time, but her eyes were dripping.
Now she is completely attached to Yu Fei, she doesn't need to worry about anything else, she only cares about living her eye addiction, and leave the rest to Yu Fei.
"Hey, look at that, it's really a little gangster."
Following Shi Fang's guidance, Yu Fei saw a tall, thin man with a beard, obviously imitating one of his few idols.
It also sang a song that can't be closed, and there are many people around the side taking pictures.
Shi Fang turned her head and smiled at Fei: "I remember the song you sang at our class's New Year's Day party, my heart is too messy, it's quite nice."
Yu Fei chuckled and said, "It sounds good, so you're still throwing melon seeds on my head."
"Then there are no stars." Shi Fang chuckled: "You still hold grudges!"
Yu Fei made an assassination gesture, and pretended to be vicious and said, "I've been on the road of revenge."
This immediately attracted Shi Fang's white eyes and secret movements, and Yu Fei's face was distorted immediately.
"Hmph~ let you say that!"
"..."
Stopping and fighting all the way, I visited the whole Yujia Village, and when I returned to the farm, my mother was already waiting there.
"I know you two are having fun, and you will have dinner at the farm this noon."
The mother said while placing Shi Fang on the recliner, and then asked: "Other places are so lively, why is such a big table on your farm so deserted?"
Yu Fei explained: "This is the arrangement of Young Marshal Lu. He said it is to prevent those tourists from getting tired of looking at it. There will be a surprise here tonight."
"Surprise? Could there be a big star?" Shi Fang immediately asked with bright eyes.
Yu Fei rubbed his nose and said with some uncertainty: "Maybe, I don't know the details, but Zhang Zheng is involved in this matter, maybe, probably, there may be some celebrities."
Shi Fang and his mother had almost the same reaction, they both gave him a blank stare.
Yu Fei bared his teeth and was about to say something when his cell phone rang. He glanced at it and saw that it was a call from a copper bell. She asked, "There are a lot of people here who want to charter a boat. Do you have anything over there?" If there is no arrangement, I will arrange it."
After thinking for a while, Yu Fei said, "Let's keep two ships, so as not to catch them when they are really useful."
"okay, I get it."
After she finished speaking, she hung up the phone, Yu Fei glanced at the phone twice, and became a little puzzled, this girl changed her style again today?
Not allowing him to investigate carefully, the phone rang again, it was from Young Marshal Lu, good guy, you two have discussed it, right, one ends and the other begins.
Even when the phone was connected, he was not allowed to speak, so Young Marshal Lu called out, "Come here quickly, there is something interesting for you to see."
"Fun? You wouldn't install a camera in the guest's room, would you?" Yu Fei laughed.
(End of this chapter)
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