i have a mountain

Chapter 1540
"Why do I feel that you are a little out of shape today? Is there any wish that has not been fulfilled?" Jiang Tengfei asked.

Yu Fei glanced at him and said, "Do you think this is the wishing pool? Even if it is the wishing pool, there is no wishing pool that can fulfill the wishes of the wisher."

"That's what I said, let's put aside the one about the wishing pool, the bastard in there is... hiss~ Why do I think that's not a good word from you?"

Jiang Tengfei turned his head, stared at Yu Fei with burning eyes and asked,
Yu Fei bared his teeth and said with a smile: "Don't be so serious, sometimes you lose your original innocence if you are too serious."

Jiang Tengfei took a breath and said, "What the fuck I'm discussing with you now is the issue of swearing, and you actually mentioned literature to me, who is the sixth child between us?"

Yu Fei raised his voice and said, "I'm the fourth eldest at home, but I don't know how many brothers and sisters your father has made for you, maybe I'll be the sixth."

"..."

Jiang Tengfei was silent for a while and said: "I originally thought that Lao Lu was already the worst-mouthed, but I only realized today that you are even worse than him."

Yu Fei grinned and said, "Acknowledgment."

Jiang Tengfei was said to be silent again, and took a sip of hot tea.

The two fell silent for a while, and Jiang Tengfei refilled his tea after a while and said, "Do you think it's time for us to go back?"

Yu Fei glanced at Feixue outside and said, "I think so too, you know how much pressure I have endured when I brought you in?"

"It's okay to talk about other things. You said that if one or two of you stay here, then my future life may always be accompanied by a kind of self-blame for not taking good care of you."

Jiang Tengfei squinted at him and said, "Is that so?"

Nodding his head, Yu Fei said seriously: "Well, that's it, playing can kill people, don't you think this is the biggest mistake?"

"That's what I think. Let's go back when the snow stops. Let's not talk about how the game is. At least we didn't leave people behind. At that time, there will be no reason for others to say anything."

Jiang Tengfei looked at him for a while and asked, "You really think so?"

"Ang~ Then what else do you think? Could it be that you really plan to keep one or two here? Or...is there anyone here that you can't see~"

Yu Fei's words were a little low, obviously with the slightest hint of malice.

The teacup in Jiang Tengfei's hand trembled, and then he regained his composure and said, "Why don't you leave everyone except the two of us, it will be more perfect."

Yu Fei pretended to be shocked and widened his eyes and said, "You are so cruel that you even gave up on your brothers who have been with you for many years."

Jiang Tengfei showed a vicious expression and said, "It's better that neither of us can get out."

"Oh oh oh oh~" Yu Fei said exaggeratedly: "It's ruthless, but I like it, come on, let's talk about the steps of how to bury us."

Jiang Tengfei exhaled through his nose and said, "Put away your disguise, don't use gossip to replace your depression, I'm not that group of noobs, I see it better than anyone else."

"I saw a case before, saying it was bipolar disorder. Some people said it was mental illness, and some said it was purely idle. Now I see you have such a tendency."

"I happen to have [-] mental health questions here, do you want to test yourself?"

Yu Fei glanced at him and said, "Do you think I'm a mentally ill person?"

"I can't guarantee this. You must know that many mental illnesses look more normal than normal people. Who knows that they will go crazy in the next moment." Jiang Tengfei said casually.

Yu Fei gritted his teeth, then stretched out his hand and said, "Here, I have to prove it to you today, brother is a normal person."

Jiang Tengfei fiddled with his mobile phone and handed it to him, who took a look: "Do you often have headaches?"

He glanced at Jiang Tengfei: "What kind of problem is this?"

Jiang Tengfei shrugged and said, "Keep going and you'll know."

Yu Fei continued to answer those questions dubiously, raising his head to question from time to time: "You are still forgetful, do you think I can forget you?"

Jiang Tengfei didn't answer, motioning him to continue.

Yu Fei glanced at him and continued to answer the questions without saying a word, but some questions were obvious and somewhat inducing.

Until finally get the answer.

"Your mental state is already obviously depressed, and the symptoms are very serious. You should undergo specialized psychological examination and treatment in time, and you should strengthen self-training to free yourself from negative and depressed emotions as soon as possible."

After Yu Fei finished reading this answer, several black lines appeared on his forehead, what is this?Are you mentally ill?
Jiang Tengfei took back the phone and said unhurriedly: "It's still normal, as long as you get the answer that you are mentally ill, you are a normal person, and only those who get the answer from a normal person are mentally ill."

"????"

Yu Fei looked confused, and Jiang Tengfei smiled when he saw this: "It's strange, isn't it? It's not surprising to put it bluntly. This is all a joke. Only people who follow their own hearts are normal people."

"As for the person who deliberately controls the answer within a reasonable range, that is a potential mental illness, so you are considered a normal person."

"Damn it, people who test themselves emotionally as mentally ill do so to prove themselves that they are not mentally ill?" Yu Fei asked in surprise.

"That's right, no normal person would do this." Jiang Tengfei said.

Yu Fei: "..."

There is a saying MMP I don’t know if I should say it~
Jiang Tengfei looked at him again and said, "I know you will scold me in your heart, but it doesn't matter, as long as you think you are a normal person."

Yu Fei muttered: "Who would a normal person go into the mountains at this time of year? It's not because of a mental illness."

"Yes, it's all because of Lao Lu's mental illness." Jiang Tengfei said.

Yu Fei was stunned for a moment, and then echoed: "Yes, it was the one who was mentally ill."

At this time, Young Marshal Lu suddenly barged in, grinning and asked, "What do you mean by being mentally ill?"

Jiang Tengfei raised his head and asked, "Why did you come out? Aren't you planning to win all of Wu Bin's pocket money?"

"I didn't pay attention to his little pocket money. Besides, if I win him all, it's not my business to turn back. I've wiped his ass a lot these years."

While adding snow to the kettle, Yu Fei asked, "Did you wipe it with a window screen?"

Lu Shaoshuai asked in a daze, "What do you mean?"

Yu Fei made a hand hook and said, "Show me your hand."

"Pff~cough~cough~"

Jiang Tengfei took a sip of hot tea and sprayed it directly on Young Marshal Lu, and suffered serious internal injuries.

Young Marshal Lu glanced at the dripping clothes, and said helplessly to him: "My clothes are not expensive, but it's not good to be frozen in this snowy day."

……

As the evening approached, the snow finally stopped. At this time, Yu Fei proposed to take everyone back to the RV, and also said that he had already contacted the logistics personnel on the RV.

They are also coming in this direction, and when the two sides converge, they will save a lot of trouble.

This gave everyone a certain sense of security, but Young Marshal Lu still raised his own doubts.

"We have traveled so far, can those logistics catch up in this night's time?"

Yu Fei chuckled and said, "We are two-legged, even if we are exhausted, we can't run on four legs."

When connecting with the logistics staff, Young Marshal Lu and the others realized that they had four legs. A sledge was pulled by a group of sledges, and the speed was no worse than that of a snowmobile.

"Hoo~"

Everyone was yelling on the sledge, Yu Fei smiled and tightened his locomotive hat, the wind on the downhill road was not light.

At night, everyone finally returned to the camp where the RV was located. This place is much more popular than the desolate snow field, and the team that originally followed the few people returned here early.

Looking at the clusters of bonfires and the crowd who seemed to be having a party, Young Marshal Lu and the others looked like savages who had just returned from the wild.

"This is life!"

Wu Bin let out a howl, and then joined the happy crowd, and he was treated accordingly.

"Surrounded by beautiful women." Jiang Tengfei sighed.

Yu Fei turned his head and glanced at him and said, "You seem a little envious, why don't you go find two too?"

He could see that this group of people really came to have fun, especially after he saw the woman who once called him a handsome guy, he became more convinced of this.

Even blind women can be invited, how hungry are these boys.

(End of this chapter)