i have a mountain
Chapter 1567
Chapter 1567
Uncle Hu said: "Not only me, many people have to come to you to help today. Who doesn't want a salary of 100 yuan a day?"
Yu Fei immediately came to his senses: "Even you were called here? What about the B&B?"
"There's not much work at the homestay right now, and the fields are all bald. Let alone working here for a day today, it's okay to work for a week." Old Uncle Hu said.
Yu Fei scratched his head and said, "It's really unnecessary for a week, but it's true for a day or two... Hey, one hundred a day? Who set the price?"
Uncle Hu laughed and said, "You don't have to worry about who sets the price. Anyway, as long as it's a public job, the minimum fee for that day is one hundred. If it's too high, it's hard to say."
Yu Fei laughed dryly and said, "Aren't you afraid that the sheep will be ran away?"
Uncle Hu said meaningfully: "Where do you think the sweater you are wearing comes from?"
"..."
While the two were chatting, the sky gradually brightened, more workers came to the farm, and several agricultural tricycles also came to the scene.
The farm was very lively for a while, and the number of people far exceeded the fixed workers on the farm.
The village party secretary also came to the farm at this time, but he didn't come from the village, but rode a small electric donkey from the embankment. It seemed that he came from the town.
After parking the small eDonkey, the village party secretary took a look at the tools in the hands of the big guy, and then assigned everyone's work.
"You guys use a hatchet to cut off all the branches below the height of one person, be careful not to hurt the bamboo..."
"Follow behind, use a shovel to shovel around the roots of each bamboo, pull out the ones that can be pulled out directly, and those that cannot be pulled out... let the foreign picks..."
"Be careful, if you see bamboo shoots, don't give them trouble, you have to leave some roots..."
"...That's it, divide one point, don't enter from one direction, and you can't stand, divide it into several directions..."
"Leave a few people to carry the dug bamboo poles, be careful, don't break them~"
After a while of chaos, the crowd split up and headed for the bamboo forest as ordered by the village party secretary just now, and soon there was the sound of chirping and chopping bamboo branches.
"Hey~ It's so warm in here!"
"No matter how warm it is, it's not as warm as your wife's bed, right?"
"It's almost like your wife's bed..."
"Hey~ Did you slip under his wife's bed? Slippery?"
"Old Qi, if you let that blind beep beep again, I will tear your mouth apart~"
"Haha~"
"Hehe~"
Yu Fei laughed for a while listening outside the bamboo grove, these old ladies and gentlemen don't have a few serious words when they get together, they all like to talk dirty.
The village party secretary didn't care what they said, and his attention was on the first bamboo that was dug out.
Although it is early spring and has experienced a cold winter, this bamboo is still lush, with luxuriant branches and leaves, and the root system is also very developed.
After carefully looking at it, the village party secretary nodded and expressed his satisfaction.
"Looking at it this way, these bamboos can really survive," said the village party secretary.
Yu Fei blinked his eyes twice and asked, "You always thought that these bamboos couldn't survive, did you?"
"It's not that I can't live. The main reason is that the season is not right. I thought it would be good if I could survive a little bit." The village party secretary said.
"Then you underestimate your nephew too much. This bamboo is a species I carefully selected. It is very durable and adaptable. In addition to the nutrient solution I prepared, it will be difficult to die." Yu Fei proudly Said lazily.
The village party secretary stared and said, "Didn't you see that all the bamboos have been dug out?"
Yu Fei subconsciously nodded and said, "Ang~ I saw it."
Before he could react, the village party secretary said again: "Why don't you hurry up and go, what are you doing here?"
"Oh~oh~"
Yu Fei pursed his lips and went back to the farm, and then he thought again, no, although he needs to avoid people to fetch water from the space, the water tower in the farm is always full of water.
You can just pour water directly from the water pipe under the water tower. The water in the water tower is diluted lake water, so the effect is the same.
Yu Fei staggered back to the scene of digging bamboo poles.
Seeing him returning again, the village party secretary frowned, and just about to say something, Yu Fei blocked his mouth first and said, "Just use the water from the tower, and the effect will be the same."
The village party secretary glanced at the water tower, and then stopped paying attention to Yu Fei.
Not to mention, more people are better, just like this, a tricycle has already been loaded with half a car of bamboo poles.
A small bread also stopped at the gate of the farm, and Zhang Dan got out of the car with the big accountant.
"This speed is really fast enough." Zhang Dan said with a smile when he saw that more than half of the bamboo poles had been loaded.
"This is a public job, so you can't do it on fire." Yu Fei joked.
Zhang Dan rolled his eyes at him, and then started talking about business with the village party secretary.
Yu Fei took two steps back, came to the big fierce accountant and whispered: "Hey, your mayor seems to have grown up recently?"
The fierce accountant was taken aback for a moment, and then he said uncertainly: "She...it seems that it's not her birthday yet, right?"
Yu Fei grinned, raised his hands in front of his chest and said, "If it grows any longer, it will almost catch up with your height."
The big murderous accountant looked down and immediately understood what he was talking about. His face turned cold, he snorted and did not speak, but he secretly made small movements under his feet.
The next moment, Yu Fei opened his mouth with a ferocious face, but he didn't dare to let out a scream. He bent down and patted the fierce accountant's leg a few times, and the latter moved his foot away.
Yu Fei Jinji rubbed his trampled foot independently. There was a clear dot on the shoe.
This bitch is so fucking ruthless, she didn't even use the soles of her shoes, she stepped on them with the heels of her own high heels.
Seeing Yu Fei's jumping feet, the corner of the fierce accountant's mouth was slightly raised, but it was put away in an instant when the former saw it, and returned to a frosty expression.
He reached out and tapped the other party a few times, but Yu Fei didn't dare to continue making trouble in front of the village party secretary, and limped back to the farm.
The village party secretary who was talking to Zhang Dan saw this scene, and said strangely: "Hey~ I was fine just now, why are you lame?"
The big murderous accountant said without changing his face: "He accidentally ran to his toes just now."
Although the village party secretary was still a little skeptical, he also accepted this statement. He never imagined that this would be the end of his nephew's talkativeness.
Zhang Dan glanced at the big murderous accountant, who smiled at her, and she knew that the things inside would definitely not be so simple, thinking about Yu Fei's past "glorious deeds", she could also understand a little bit.
It must be that dead salted fish who provoked her. Why do you say you have nothing to provoke her?Isn't it just two taels more meat than others?
It's not like I don't have...
What do you think?
Zhang Dan's complexion was a little crimson.
The village party secretary gave the young mayor a strange look, and felt a little puzzled. What he said was good, why did he blush when he said it?
……
Yu Fei returned to the farm, sat down in the corridor and took off his shoes and socks to take a look. There was no trace of MMP, but it just hurt a little.
Although my body has a certain ability to resist the blow, and the hidden coolness can also eliminate the traces of being hit, but the pain at that moment is still really painful.
He muttered in his mouth: "This bitch is... no, she is really cruel."
After rubbing the surface of his feet randomly twice, Yu Fei put on his shoes and socks, and when he stood up, he happened to bump into Carpenter Yang and his son who came to work.
"Master, I happen to have something to look for you." Yu Fei said with a smile.
Carpenter Yang glanced at him, then at the bustling demolition team outside, and said, "What? You want us to dig bamboo for you?"
Yu Fei shook his head and said: "That's not true. Besides, it's not a shame to ask you to do that. I want you to help me make a small nest...not a dog's nest, but a squirrel's nest, the kind that can be nailed to a tree." .”
As he spoke, he pointed to the jujube tree beside the fish pond.
"Squirrel Nest? I haven't done it before, what should I do?" Carpenter Yang scratched his head for a while, this question seemed a bit out of line for him.
Brother Hu said confidently: "This is easy to make, just like making a large bird's nest. Leave it to me."
"That's almost what it means, as long as the waterproofing is done well and it's strong enough, I've picked out all the materials, and they're in a pile in the warehouse." Yu Fei said.
"Don't touch those plaques. They are all freshly punched boards. It would be a waste to use them as squirrel nests." Carpenter Yang said quickly.
"I'm not that extravagant." Yu Fei laughed and said, "I picked all those lightning-struck logs, and they might be able to withstand lightning strikes for making nests."
While talking about the squirrel nest, the little squirrel ran out from the crack of the door, climbed up Yu Fei's trouser legs, and soon stood on his shoulder.
"Hey~ This little thing is so cute."
The charm of the squirrel can be said to kill both men and women, and it is inevitable for a big man like Brother Hu. He stretched out his hand and wanted to rub the former's body, but the little squirrel deftly avoided it.
Standing on Yu Fei's other shoulder, it looked at the strong man who wanted to fuck himself, with an unconvinced look.
"Yaho~ It's ok, I'm getting more courageous." Yu Fei said with a smile.
"Chichi~" the little squirrel uttered a syllable that no one could understand.
"Your house is in my hands now. If I'm not happy to build you a tofu project, then you have to fall." Brother Hu smiled at the little squirrel.
"Chichi~" the little squirrel called again.
Brother Hu chuckled, stretched out his hand and wanted to say something more, but was interrupted by Carpenter Yang: "If I were the owner of the house, you dare to talk to me like this, I'll put you in a pile first."
Brother Hu shrank his neck and didn't dare to continue molesting the little squirrel, but Yu Fei became interested in what he said.
"My lord, does life piling really exist? Also, I see people say that the Luban book has been lost, and there are many techniques of aversion to victory in it, are they true?"
Carpenter Yang glanced at him and said, "I'm just a small carpenter working in the countryside. I'm not even a carpenter. How much do you think I know?"
(End of this chapter)
Uncle Hu said: "Not only me, many people have to come to you to help today. Who doesn't want a salary of 100 yuan a day?"
Yu Fei immediately came to his senses: "Even you were called here? What about the B&B?"
"There's not much work at the homestay right now, and the fields are all bald. Let alone working here for a day today, it's okay to work for a week." Old Uncle Hu said.
Yu Fei scratched his head and said, "It's really unnecessary for a week, but it's true for a day or two... Hey, one hundred a day? Who set the price?"
Uncle Hu laughed and said, "You don't have to worry about who sets the price. Anyway, as long as it's a public job, the minimum fee for that day is one hundred. If it's too high, it's hard to say."
Yu Fei laughed dryly and said, "Aren't you afraid that the sheep will be ran away?"
Uncle Hu said meaningfully: "Where do you think the sweater you are wearing comes from?"
"..."
While the two were chatting, the sky gradually brightened, more workers came to the farm, and several agricultural tricycles also came to the scene.
The farm was very lively for a while, and the number of people far exceeded the fixed workers on the farm.
The village party secretary also came to the farm at this time, but he didn't come from the village, but rode a small electric donkey from the embankment. It seemed that he came from the town.
After parking the small eDonkey, the village party secretary took a look at the tools in the hands of the big guy, and then assigned everyone's work.
"You guys use a hatchet to cut off all the branches below the height of one person, be careful not to hurt the bamboo..."
"Follow behind, use a shovel to shovel around the roots of each bamboo, pull out the ones that can be pulled out directly, and those that cannot be pulled out... let the foreign picks..."
"Be careful, if you see bamboo shoots, don't give them trouble, you have to leave some roots..."
"...That's it, divide one point, don't enter from one direction, and you can't stand, divide it into several directions..."
"Leave a few people to carry the dug bamboo poles, be careful, don't break them~"
After a while of chaos, the crowd split up and headed for the bamboo forest as ordered by the village party secretary just now, and soon there was the sound of chirping and chopping bamboo branches.
"Hey~ It's so warm in here!"
"No matter how warm it is, it's not as warm as your wife's bed, right?"
"It's almost like your wife's bed..."
"Hey~ Did you slip under his wife's bed? Slippery?"
"Old Qi, if you let that blind beep beep again, I will tear your mouth apart~"
"Haha~"
"Hehe~"
Yu Fei laughed for a while listening outside the bamboo grove, these old ladies and gentlemen don't have a few serious words when they get together, they all like to talk dirty.
The village party secretary didn't care what they said, and his attention was on the first bamboo that was dug out.
Although it is early spring and has experienced a cold winter, this bamboo is still lush, with luxuriant branches and leaves, and the root system is also very developed.
After carefully looking at it, the village party secretary nodded and expressed his satisfaction.
"Looking at it this way, these bamboos can really survive," said the village party secretary.
Yu Fei blinked his eyes twice and asked, "You always thought that these bamboos couldn't survive, did you?"
"It's not that I can't live. The main reason is that the season is not right. I thought it would be good if I could survive a little bit." The village party secretary said.
"Then you underestimate your nephew too much. This bamboo is a species I carefully selected. It is very durable and adaptable. In addition to the nutrient solution I prepared, it will be difficult to die." Yu Fei proudly Said lazily.
The village party secretary stared and said, "Didn't you see that all the bamboos have been dug out?"
Yu Fei subconsciously nodded and said, "Ang~ I saw it."
Before he could react, the village party secretary said again: "Why don't you hurry up and go, what are you doing here?"
"Oh~oh~"
Yu Fei pursed his lips and went back to the farm, and then he thought again, no, although he needs to avoid people to fetch water from the space, the water tower in the farm is always full of water.
You can just pour water directly from the water pipe under the water tower. The water in the water tower is diluted lake water, so the effect is the same.
Yu Fei staggered back to the scene of digging bamboo poles.
Seeing him returning again, the village party secretary frowned, and just about to say something, Yu Fei blocked his mouth first and said, "Just use the water from the tower, and the effect will be the same."
The village party secretary glanced at the water tower, and then stopped paying attention to Yu Fei.
Not to mention, more people are better, just like this, a tricycle has already been loaded with half a car of bamboo poles.
A small bread also stopped at the gate of the farm, and Zhang Dan got out of the car with the big accountant.
"This speed is really fast enough." Zhang Dan said with a smile when he saw that more than half of the bamboo poles had been loaded.
"This is a public job, so you can't do it on fire." Yu Fei joked.
Zhang Dan rolled his eyes at him, and then started talking about business with the village party secretary.
Yu Fei took two steps back, came to the big fierce accountant and whispered: "Hey, your mayor seems to have grown up recently?"
The fierce accountant was taken aback for a moment, and then he said uncertainly: "She...it seems that it's not her birthday yet, right?"
Yu Fei grinned, raised his hands in front of his chest and said, "If it grows any longer, it will almost catch up with your height."
The big murderous accountant looked down and immediately understood what he was talking about. His face turned cold, he snorted and did not speak, but he secretly made small movements under his feet.
The next moment, Yu Fei opened his mouth with a ferocious face, but he didn't dare to let out a scream. He bent down and patted the fierce accountant's leg a few times, and the latter moved his foot away.
Yu Fei Jinji rubbed his trampled foot independently. There was a clear dot on the shoe.
This bitch is so fucking ruthless, she didn't even use the soles of her shoes, she stepped on them with the heels of her own high heels.
Seeing Yu Fei's jumping feet, the corner of the fierce accountant's mouth was slightly raised, but it was put away in an instant when the former saw it, and returned to a frosty expression.
He reached out and tapped the other party a few times, but Yu Fei didn't dare to continue making trouble in front of the village party secretary, and limped back to the farm.
The village party secretary who was talking to Zhang Dan saw this scene, and said strangely: "Hey~ I was fine just now, why are you lame?"
The big murderous accountant said without changing his face: "He accidentally ran to his toes just now."
Although the village party secretary was still a little skeptical, he also accepted this statement. He never imagined that this would be the end of his nephew's talkativeness.
Zhang Dan glanced at the big murderous accountant, who smiled at her, and she knew that the things inside would definitely not be so simple, thinking about Yu Fei's past "glorious deeds", she could also understand a little bit.
It must be that dead salted fish who provoked her. Why do you say you have nothing to provoke her?Isn't it just two taels more meat than others?
It's not like I don't have...
What do you think?
Zhang Dan's complexion was a little crimson.
The village party secretary gave the young mayor a strange look, and felt a little puzzled. What he said was good, why did he blush when he said it?
……
Yu Fei returned to the farm, sat down in the corridor and took off his shoes and socks to take a look. There was no trace of MMP, but it just hurt a little.
Although my body has a certain ability to resist the blow, and the hidden coolness can also eliminate the traces of being hit, but the pain at that moment is still really painful.
He muttered in his mouth: "This bitch is... no, she is really cruel."
After rubbing the surface of his feet randomly twice, Yu Fei put on his shoes and socks, and when he stood up, he happened to bump into Carpenter Yang and his son who came to work.
"Master, I happen to have something to look for you." Yu Fei said with a smile.
Carpenter Yang glanced at him, then at the bustling demolition team outside, and said, "What? You want us to dig bamboo for you?"
Yu Fei shook his head and said: "That's not true. Besides, it's not a shame to ask you to do that. I want you to help me make a small nest...not a dog's nest, but a squirrel's nest, the kind that can be nailed to a tree." .”
As he spoke, he pointed to the jujube tree beside the fish pond.
"Squirrel Nest? I haven't done it before, what should I do?" Carpenter Yang scratched his head for a while, this question seemed a bit out of line for him.
Brother Hu said confidently: "This is easy to make, just like making a large bird's nest. Leave it to me."
"That's almost what it means, as long as the waterproofing is done well and it's strong enough, I've picked out all the materials, and they're in a pile in the warehouse." Yu Fei said.
"Don't touch those plaques. They are all freshly punched boards. It would be a waste to use them as squirrel nests." Carpenter Yang said quickly.
"I'm not that extravagant." Yu Fei laughed and said, "I picked all those lightning-struck logs, and they might be able to withstand lightning strikes for making nests."
While talking about the squirrel nest, the little squirrel ran out from the crack of the door, climbed up Yu Fei's trouser legs, and soon stood on his shoulder.
"Hey~ This little thing is so cute."
The charm of the squirrel can be said to kill both men and women, and it is inevitable for a big man like Brother Hu. He stretched out his hand and wanted to rub the former's body, but the little squirrel deftly avoided it.
Standing on Yu Fei's other shoulder, it looked at the strong man who wanted to fuck himself, with an unconvinced look.
"Yaho~ It's ok, I'm getting more courageous." Yu Fei said with a smile.
"Chichi~" the little squirrel uttered a syllable that no one could understand.
"Your house is in my hands now. If I'm not happy to build you a tofu project, then you have to fall." Brother Hu smiled at the little squirrel.
"Chichi~" the little squirrel called again.
Brother Hu chuckled, stretched out his hand and wanted to say something more, but was interrupted by Carpenter Yang: "If I were the owner of the house, you dare to talk to me like this, I'll put you in a pile first."
Brother Hu shrank his neck and didn't dare to continue molesting the little squirrel, but Yu Fei became interested in what he said.
"My lord, does life piling really exist? Also, I see people say that the Luban book has been lost, and there are many techniques of aversion to victory in it, are they true?"
Carpenter Yang glanced at him and said, "I'm just a small carpenter working in the countryside. I'm not even a carpenter. How much do you think I know?"
(End of this chapter)
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