i have a mountain

Chapter 1606 You Are Not Human

When Zhang Dan heard that Yu Fei said that the panda would come over in two days, her tone was clearly excited. It didn't mean that she just said "I'll be right there" when Fei said something.

Yu Fei hung up the phone and said to several people: "The leader is more happy, so she is going to discuss it in person."

"There's nothing to discuss about it. When the panda gets on the plane, let's go to the airport and wait in advance." Young Marshal Lu said.

After thinking about it for a while, Yu Fei said, "You should talk to the leader."

Li Wenjing continued: "You don't need to worry about this, just let me handle the other party's arrival."

"We'll wait at home then." Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"That's natural..."

"...where are the giant pandas?"

"I said it hasn't been delivered yet, why are you so anxious?"

Yu Fei's words were covered by outside voices before he finished speaking. Hearing the voice, the temples on his forehead twitched.

It was not because someone came, but because there were too many people. Yu Fei estimated that the entire Yujia Village had come, and he could still see a few people rushing here on the road.

As a last resort, Yu Fei repeated Li Wenjing's words, saying that the pandas will not arrive until two days later, and now they don't have to see them if they want to.

A group of people slowly dispersed after gossiping for a while, and criticized Aowei for lying about the military situation.

Because he went back to the village and said that the farm would send giant pandas soon, but he didn't see anything here.

Yu Fei gave Ao Wei a look to let him understand. In this gap, Zhang Dan came to the farm. She was different from other spectators, and she came to talk about business.

When Zhang Dan heard that all the work had been negotiated while she was away, he couldn't help but cast a resentful glance at Yu Fei, who curled his lips.

It's not something I decided with one word, look what I'm doing!
"Now that we've talked about this, I won't be hypocritical, not to mention that you are all shareholders of the amusement park. As long as there is income, everyone can get benefits." Zhang Dan said.

Then she said to Fei: "Call me when the panda lands, and then I will go there with you, isn't it a day or two?"

"I'm going back now and have someone tidy up the panda house again, so that we can welcome the pandas."

After she finished speaking, she greeted everyone and left the farm. The ponytail on the back of her head was up and down when she left, showing that its owner was in a happy mood at this time.

After finishing the business, Yu Fei smiled and said to everyone: "It's time for dinner, don't go back today, there are still a few big roosters left in the farm, let's make a stew in an iron pot today, and drink some more. "

The chickens, ducks and geese that were raised on the farm before have been eaten, and there are not many left. If the goose dung has the effect of repelling snakes, they might have been eaten up long ago.

As for those ducks, they were gone early, and there were only a few big roosters that were more lively, and they would have been eaten up if they didn't run fast.

It can be said that Yu Fei was the first one to eat up his chickens, ducks and geese, and anyone else would have their spine broken.

But when it came to drinking, everyone immediately refused. Yu Fei had already drunk a lot of wine at noon, and if he drank again this evening, he would definitely be drunk.

And looking at Yu Fei's current state, it is clear that he will not give up until he pours out a few people, who dares to stay.

So after several people left the farm with their own excuses, the farm soon fell into a quiet state again.

"Giant panda! Hehehe~"

Hearing Yu Fei talking to himself, Lightning raised his head and glanced, then lay down again under the corridor, with his chest and abdomen agitated, he exhaled a breath from his nose, blowing a little dust.

……

The panda turmoil continued until the next day. Everyone in Yujia Village was enthusiastic about it, and the topic of gossip was changed to something related to pandas.

"I heard from my little grandson that a panda can be distributed as long as he is an adult in Sichuan. I don't know where he heard about it." An elderly person said so.

"Your little grandson is only seven or eight years old. You know what the hell. If one person were to send out a giant panda, then our country would no longer be considered a national treasure, just like we were raising pigs back then." Another old man continued.

"It's one for each person, I saw it on the Internet." A little kid argued stubbornly.

"I'll ask your grandpa to give you a pig later." An old man said with a smile.

"I don't want it~ it stinks." The child pouted.

"Ha ha……"

……

"You said that if the giant panda is brought here, I wonder if we can touch it? That thing is really rare." A male worker on the farm said with emotion.

"You still want to touch it? Do you think it's your daughter-in-law? It would be nice to let you see it. If you want to touch it, you want to eat it!" another female worker said.

"What you said, don't say it's a panda, even if you and I want to touch it, we can't help it." The male worker smiled cheaply.

"Just to let you touch it. Do you dare? I'll cut off the claws for you." The female worker sneered.

"Come and try!"

"If you have one, come~"

"..."

Unsurprisingly, many topics in the greenhouse will eventually slide to the side of color, and Yu Fei has long been used to this.

He picked up a basket of cucumbers and went out of the shed. After putting them on the scale, he smiled at Wu Shuai beside him.

"Awesome, there are no pandas in the second- and third-tier cities. I didn't expect you to invite two in your town."

The news about the giant pandas had already spread out of the sky, and the workers in the shed didn't backtrack when they talked about this topic, so Wu Shuai also knew about it.

Yu Fei laughed and said: "If the mountain is not high, there are immortals and spirits. Our small broken town is not too broken. It is not uncommon for two giant pandas to sit in the town."

Wu Shuai gave him a thumbs up: "Yes, your town has you, a species that is more precious than giant pandas. It is normal to have two giant pandas."

"Huh? Why do you sound like you're scolding me? What do you call me a species?" Yu Fei asked squinting.

Wu Shuai laughed and said, "You are not human!"

"Huh???" Yu Fei's expression was a little unkind.

Wu Shuai immediately turned his face straight and said, "You are a god."

"..."

……

When Li Wenjing informed Yu Fei to prepare a car to go to the city, Yu Fei had already made preparations and immediately drove two RVs, three pickups and a don't touch me to the gate of the farm.

"Go and drive that pickup truck, don't argue with me, I have a B photo, do you have one?"

Dakui pushed Guoyang, who was competing with him to drive the RV, out of the car, and the latter refused to accept it: "This is a blue plate car, what foreign farts are you giving me, I will drive as usual."

Dakui laughed at him while sitting in the driver's seat and said, "First come, first served. Isn't there an RV in the back? You can drive that one."

Guoyang just hesitated for a second, and rushed to the second car, but the fight over there was more intense, Aowei was happy, Shi Junyi, and even Yu He were there.

They couldn't compete with Da Kui, so they all came up with the idea of ​​a second RV, but Ao Wei jumped into the car one step ahead of time, relying on the convenience of his own body, and no one could pull him out of the driver's seat.

Seeing this, Yu Fei scratched his head, and then said to several people: "There are still a few cars over there, which one is not driving?"

"That's different, the panda needs to take these two cars, who..."

"Whoever fights again will wait at home, don't go." The voice of the village party secretary was full of anger.

(End of this chapter)