i have a mountain

Chapter 161
Yu Fei saw old man Zhang's Adam's apple rolling up and down a few times, and he said with an unnatural expression: "It's really a pig's brain!"

"Yes." Aowei said, "You have asked this question several times."

"Then what, you guys eat, I'm full, I'm going to the cowshed first." After speaking, old man Zhang left the dining table as if fleeing.

Ao Wei looked at his back suspiciously and said: "Uncle Zhang, what happened today? He was eating well just now, why did he become like this all of a sudden."

"That's right." Young Marshal Lu pointed to the half glass of wine left by old man Zhang on the table and said, "How can you say you're full if you haven't even finished the wine?"

Yu Fei couldn't stand it anymore, and said to the two of them: "Can you two grow your brains? It's obvious that Uncle Zhang is a little allergic to pig brains, so you can't tell?"

Young Marshal Lu glanced at the snow-white pig's brain and said, "He hasn't even eaten, why is he allergic?"

"Don't you think the length of this thing is a bit intrusive?" Yu Fei said.

"I don't think so." Ao Wei took a spoonful and brought it to his mouth and said, "How dare you say it's so delicious? You really don't know how to enjoy life."

"That's right." Young Marshal Lu also ate a spoonful and said, "I have no common language with these turkeys. Since they can't enjoy it, it's just a matter of time. The two of us will make up for it."

Seeing the delicious and sweet food they ate, Yu Fei also felt a little tumbling in his stomach, so he said to you two to enjoy it slowly, and hid far away with the bowl in his arms.

……

"Dad, Dad." Guoguo came to Yu Fei's side with a mobile phone in his hands, and said happily, "Aunt Zhang Suqin said that she will ask Uncle Aowei to bring me my little rabbit back tomorrow."

"Oh, that's good." Yu Fei said, "I'll build a cage later and put them in it later."

Guoguo shook her head and said, "No need, Auntie said two rabbits are in one cage, and she will divide them up, so I don't need you to do any more work."

"That's just right, it saves me a lot of work." Yu Fei said smoothly, and suddenly felt that something was wrong. What is two cages, and they can be divided?
Asked Guoguo who was about to leave: "Did your aunt tell you how many rabbits she gave you?"

Guoguo grinned, "Auntie told me to give me twenty rabbits..."

Yu Fei slapped his forehead, this world is crazy, twenty! ! !Just thinking about mowing grass will be a big deal in the future, this thing can't be free-range, or they will be able to dig holes everywhere in the farm in a short time.

"Girl!" Yu Fei said to Guoguo, "See if you can ask for less. Let's raise three or five."

"No." Guoguo flatly refused, "I want twenty. Auntie gave it to me, not to you."

"No." Yu Fei explained: "Look at Ang, don't you want little rabbits because you want them to play with you? There is no difference between three or five and twenty."

"No, I want twenty." Guoguo pouted with aggrieved expression, this was not enough, her eyes immediately began to mist.

"Okay, okay." Yu Fei immediately surrendered: "Twenty is only twenty, when the time comes, I will build another shed for them, okay?"

Guoguo immediately changed her smiling face, put her arms around Yu Fei's thigh and said, "I knew that Dad is the best, and Dad is the best person in the whole world to me."

Who did this child learn his skills from?
"Okay, let's go play. I'll build a shed for your little rabbit when I'm done." Yu Fei said to his daughter.

"Well, then I'm going to find the big dog and the little dog." After Guoguo finished speaking, she wanted to run away, but she fell back before taking two steps, and said with a smile, "I want to take my toy."

Yu Fei nodded, Guoguo went back to the house, and leaning less, accompanied by the sound of nursery rhymes, she ran over in a gust of wind.

"Under the bridge in front of the gate, a group of ducks swam, come and count, two, four, six, seven, eight..."

"Lang lang..."

Young Marshal Lu, who was eating pig brains, dropped the spoon into the bowl, looked at Guoguo's disappearing figure with a confused face, then pinched Aowei's neck fiercely and said, "You Did you hear, did you hear..."

"Cough cough cough..."

Aowei choked on the sudden attack, coughed and said, "What did you hear?"

"Two four six seven eight!" Young Marshal Lu said excitedly.

"What two four six seven eight?" Ao Wei said with a puzzled face, then reacted and said to Young Marshal Lu: "Oh~ that's the question."

"That's right, that's right." Young Marshal Lu said quickly, "I know the answer, it's the nursery rhyme that Guoguo just sang in that toy."

"Nursery rhymes?" Aowei pricked up his ears and asked uncertainly, "Count ducks?"

"It seems to be this." Young Marshal Lu said: "No matter what its name is, the number after it is the key point, and there are three sentences before the number, which should be the three filling in the blanks."

Ao Wei sang it in a low voice, and said very uncertainly: "This is a nursery rhyme, does it have something to do with the number problem?"

"We thought we were going in the wrong direction at the beginning. This is a question prepared for kindergarten children. We thought it was too complicated." Lu Shaoshuai said.

Ao Wei glanced at Yu Fei who was dodging aside and asked, "Is that so?"

"This shows from the side that the IQ of both of you is much higher than that of kindergarten children." Yu Fei did not directly answer this question.

"Isn't this nonsense? The two of us are already half a hundred, can we have a higher IQ than the children in the kindergarten?" Lu Shaoshuai said dissatisfied.

"En." Yu Fei nodded.

"To be honest, do you already know the answer to this question?" Young Marshal Lu asked.

Yu Fei rolled his eyes and said, "Aren't you talking nonsense? I told you from the beginning that I knew the correct answer, and Guoguo calculated it. Are you out of your mind?"

"Then you just watched me paddle on the ground without making a sound?" Young Marshal Lu asked with grief and indignation.

"Did you give me the money?" Yu Fei said confidently: "I said it too, it's fine if you don't give me the money, as long as you beg me, I'll tell you, if you don't say anything, why should I make a fuss about myself?" To stick your cold ass?"

Lu Shaoshuai gritted his teeth and said, "You liar, I curse you to be impotent after sleeping with a woman..."

"Cut~" Yu Fei responded by giving him a middle finger...

……

When the lights first came on, the decoration workers who had been busy for a whole day finally finished their work. After they finished their work, Young Marshal Lu stood at the door in a coquettish way, and introduced with a proud face: "The Leidson Anderjet door, the most stylish door in this century The unique entertainment venue is now officially open to everyone, and the most handsome Mr. Lu in the universe will explain it to everyone..."

Yu Fei pulled him aside and said, "So many people have been waiting for a day, why are you still living here for nothing?"

Turning around to Aowei and the others, he said, "Everyone, charge in!"

With a loud voice, Aowei took the lead to squeeze in, followed by Yu Fei, and old man Zhang watched Guoguo's hand with a smile from behind.

"I said, do you two order something?" Young Marshal Lu, who was pushed aside, said, "Anyway, this is also my hard work. Can you save me and wait for me to introduce it before going in."

"Wouldn't you understand everything at a glance when you go in, and you need to introduce them one by one?" Ao Wei squeezed in after finishing speaking.

"Wow~"

An exclamation came from the room, and Yu Fei, who entered afterward, also had a confused expression on his face.

The super-large LCD screen occupies almost half of one wall, followed by two large speakers, a smaller computer near the door, and a circular sofa against the wall. In front is a light coffee table.

The surrounding walls are pasted with dark red wallpaper, which is soft and tactile to the touch.

Afterwards, Young Marshal Lu who came in turned on the switch to open the door, and suddenly there was a burst of starlight in the room. Yu Fei looked up, this is the standard configuration of KTV, this guy abruptly decorated a private room.

"Wow~ It's so beautiful." Guoguo who just came in shouted excitedly, while the old man Zhang who came in with her showed a disgusted expression.

"Hey!" Lu Shaoshuai picked up a topic and started to tune, and then said to everyone|: "This is my gift for everyone, do you like it?"

"I like it." Aowei and Guoguo replied in unison.

Young Marshal Lu pointed at Yu Fei again and asked, "Are you surprised?"

Yu Fei curled his lips, but he still replied flatteringly, "I'm very surprised."

Young Marshal Lu approached old man Zhang and asked in an interview manner, "Master, what do you think of this place?"

Old man Zhang looked up and looked around, then said to the microphone handed over by Marshal Lu, "I'm a little dizzy from the flickering light."

"Hahahaha..." This wave of very honest answers caused a few people to laugh in good faith. After all, the old man is already very old, and he has never been in a place like a KTV. It is very uncomfortable to be dazzled by so many lights normal.

"In the future, you will get used to it." Young Marshal Lu said with a smile.

After speaking, he stood in front of the big screen and said, "Anyone want to hear any songs? I will sing for everyone for free today."

Guoguo raised his hand and said, "I want to listen to two tigers, I want to listen to counting ducks, and I want to pull carrots..."

Young Marshal Lu wiped his forehead and said, "Little friend, the song you ordered is beyond my ability. Please ask the handsome guy next to you to order one, as my first show today."

"Me?" Aowei pointed to his nose and said, "Can I really order songs? I ordered you to sing, right?"

Young Marshal Lu nodded and said, "Yes, but there is one thing I want to remind you, don't order some songs like the ones you told the kids around you, it will make me very embarrassed, because it is beyond the scope of my music library."

Ao Wei glanced at the pouting Guoguo, thought for a while and said, "No, I'm an adult anyway, how can I order children's songs?"

"En." Young Marshal Lu nodded in satisfaction and said, "It seems that we are like-minded people. Tell me, as long as you say it, there is nothing I can't sing."

"Then..." Aowei raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Let's be nervous..."

(End of this chapter)