i have a mountain
Chapter 1616 I Drink 1 Altar
Chapter 1616 I drink a pot
For the arrival of these two worshiping brothers, Yu Fei was full of joy, because he was busy during this period, so he didn't have time to get together.
This one came just in time for a good get-together, so he hung up the phone and called Zhang Hong again.
"Damn it, they didn't even tell me when they came. They were trying to leave people alone. No, I have to make them stand up and sleep on their stomachs today."
Yu Fei chuckled, he fully supported Zhang Hongzhao's idea, since the buddies came at night, they had to be arranged to climb down.
Zhang Hongzhao rushed to the farm first, looking as if he was sharpening his knife and rushing towards the pigs and sheep.
"Bring a few bottles of the old wine in your basement. When the time comes, we will go boating on the river. No one will escape today."
"Fuck, are you so cruel?" Yu Fei was surprised.
If you're drinking on a yacht, there's no way to escape. You can't jump into the river, right? Although my brothers can swim, it's still relatively cold now.
"That's the way it is. The second child is fine, just like Fan Hui. He always tries to escape in the second half of the drink. This time I'll see where he goes." Zhang Hongzhao said.
Thinking of Fan Hui's glorious history of drinking, Yu Fei shrugged and said: "That's fine, I'll let someone keep a boat for you to go to the basement to pick up wine."
Zhang Hongzhao hummed and was about to go to the basement, but suddenly turned around as if remembering something and asked, "Are they the only ones here? No wives and children?"
Yu Fei shook his head and said: "No, it's just the two of them, don't you think about it, can they bring their children here? They still have to go to school tomorrow."
"That's just right, I don't have to worry about someone interrupting our drinking."
After Zhang Hongzhao finished speaking, he went to the basement. Yu Fei shook his head with a smile, and called Tongling, asking her to leave a smaller yacht.
Chen Kaiqiang's car drove into the farm, and Yu Fei and Zhang Hongzhao were stuck in front of the car like bums. Their movements were almost the same.
Looking through the car window, Fan Hui immediately pointed and laughed when he saw the two people working together. Judging from the shape of their mouths, it should be said that these two idiots.
Chen Kaiqiang also grinned and stopped the car, Yu Fei walked over and stretched out his hand and opened the door on Fan Hui's side.
"Fuck~ Why did you open the lock?" The smile on Fan Hui's face disappeared immediately, and he looked at Chen Kaiqiang in disbelief.
"You still want to stay in the car to hatch eggs when you're all here?" Chen Kaiqiang said as he got out of the car.
After saying hello to Chen Kaiqiang, Yu Fei said to Fan Hui with a smirk on his face, "Dude, come down and have a chat."
"Don't, don't, don't, what I told you just now was taught by my brother, I'm just a microphone, you can't take your anger out on me!" Fan Hui waved his hands begging for mercy.
"I'm not angry. I just thought that we haven't seen each other for so long. Let's get close." Yu Fei said with a sinister smile.
"Does your expression mean you want to get close? I think you just want to beat me up." Fan Hui said with a sad face, "Let's not come here, can I call you brother in the future?"
Yu Fei raised his eyebrows, and said to Chen Kaiqiang and Zhang Hongzhao who were huddled together to watch the joke, "Hey~ Did you hear that, this guy is going to be a little brother in the future."
"It's worthless, let's kill it."
"I'll find you a shovel, bury it!"
"Damn it, do you two still have a conscience to just watch me being bullied?" Fan Hui jumped out of the car with a whoosh and shouted at the two of them.
Then he put his arms around Yu Fei's shoulders and said, "Today, the two of us join forces and bring them down. Don't worry, I will be your strong backing."
Yu Fei rolled his eyes and said contemptuously, "You're the only one who is still my backing? If you don't give me a chance, I'll be considered a high profile."
"You are looking down on me, just wait, I must show you my true skills today...Brother, open the trunk."
As Fan Hui said, he came to the rear of the car, and after the trunk was opened, he took out a jar from inside and said, "Come, come, don't say anything else, I'll drink this jar today."
Yu Fei was a little surprised for a moment, when did this guy become so arrogant, why should he be sent there with this jug of wine given his drinking capacity? !
As a result, he saw the words Huadiao on the jar, and immediately laughed and said, "That's it?"
Suddenly he nodded and said: "That's fine, no one will argue with you today, you just drink from this jar."
"what?!"
Now it was Fan Hui's turn to be dumbfounded: "Won't you have a drink with me?"
Zhang Hongzhao chuckled and said, "We have something to drink for ourselves, so I leave this altar to you."
Chen Kaiqiang pushed him aside with a smile, took out a few bags of slender steamed buns from the trunk, handed them to Yu Fei and Zhang Hongzhao, and said, "This is a silver silk roll from a friend, I'll try it for you."
"What kind of silver rolls? It's noodles rolled with steamed buns." Fan Hui yelled.
"Steamed buns with noodles?"
Yu Fei looked at the steamed bun in his hand, it looked like a slightly elongated steamed bun from the outside.
"Well, you'll know when you break open one. The steamed buns are filled with noodles, but the taste is much better than ordinary steamed buns." Chen Kaiqiang explained.
"Okay, this is our staple food tonight, let's go, it's almost time for this meeting, let's go to the boat." Yu Fei said, carrying two bags of silver silk rolls.
"Where are we going? On the boat? We're here to have a drink with you two. What's the matter with getting on the boat?" Fan Hui protested.
Zhang Hongzhao smiled, took two steps and put his arms around his shoulders and said, "Don't you think drinking on the river in this weather is particularly interesting? Sleeping on the boat when you're drunk, what did that poem say, full of boats? ?”
"When you're drunk, you don't know the sky is in the water, and the boat is full of clear dreams, pressing down on the galaxy." Yu Fei added for him.
"That's right, that's right, that's it. When you get drunk later, don't say it's a lucid dream, you just have a spring dream. That's fine." Zhang Hongzhao said with a grin.
"Damn, you're laughing at me, I already have a wife, can I still have those dreams?" Fan Hui retorted.
"Then who knows, who knows who you are thinking about when you sleep? I remember that the dream you dreamed most at that time was not..."
"Du~ Shut up! How many years ago did that happen, why are you still holding on to it?"
"Who told you to always show off to me at that time?"
"...Then let's not talk about it today, shall we?"
"Okay, I won't talk about it after you pack this jar of wine."
"...This is a bit deceitful~"
"..."
A few people talked and laughed and walked towards the river bank. When they arrived at the pier, the largest yacht was parked there.
"Didn't I ask you to keep a smaller one?"
Yu Fei asked Tong Ling, but he knew that this yacht was generous enough to entertain more than a dozen people, and it would be a waste for the four of them to use it.
Tong Ling smiled and said: "Anyway, no one has ordered this yacht today, so I'll let you use it. You can take a rest in it if you drink too much."
"Then I won't be polite to you."
Yu Fei also stopped being hypocritical, and asked Zhang Hong to call the three of them to board the boat first, while he followed Tong Ling to order food. They were all his brothers, and he knew the taste, so there was no need to be so hypocritical when ordering food.
After flying back to the yacht, the hull shook twice, and then started to drive smoothly.
Big boats have the advantages of big boats, especially when navigating on inland rivers, you can hardly feel the shaking.
Fan Hui looked around on the bow and came back, smacking his lips and said, "There's nowhere to run if I drink too much."
"Nonsense, it's your defense. Who told you to run outside when you can't drink. This time, let me see where you are going?" Zhang Hongzhao said with a smirk.
"I'm afraid of you, I'll show you my true skills today, come and pour me some wine!" Fan Hui said boldly with a flick of his arm.
Yu Fei smashed a marinated peanut on his forehead: "You still come to pour the wine? Who are you? Do you really consider yourself a master? There is a small stove on the boat, and it is serious to heat up your rice wine."
As soon as he finished speaking, a waitress in light green clothes came to the cabin, took out the small stove, and was busy with the work of heating wine.
"Hey~ We can do this by ourselves."
Fan Hui, who had just shouted for someone to come, was really scared at this time, and quickly waved his hand to stop him.
The waiter smiled slightly and said, "This is our job."
"Then... that's fine."
Fan Hui clicked his lips twice, and was sitting tight, when suddenly he saw Yu Fei and the three of them put their heads together, and they were looking at him ambiguously.
"Are you saying this is still the same old pervert?"
"It doesn't look like it, but don't look at his serious expression, you may have passed a few interesting movies in your heart."
"That's right, don't people always talk about beasts and beasts, I think he is just a dress now."
Fan Hui: "..."
(End of this chapter)
For the arrival of these two worshiping brothers, Yu Fei was full of joy, because he was busy during this period, so he didn't have time to get together.
This one came just in time for a good get-together, so he hung up the phone and called Zhang Hong again.
"Damn it, they didn't even tell me when they came. They were trying to leave people alone. No, I have to make them stand up and sleep on their stomachs today."
Yu Fei chuckled, he fully supported Zhang Hongzhao's idea, since the buddies came at night, they had to be arranged to climb down.
Zhang Hongzhao rushed to the farm first, looking as if he was sharpening his knife and rushing towards the pigs and sheep.
"Bring a few bottles of the old wine in your basement. When the time comes, we will go boating on the river. No one will escape today."
"Fuck, are you so cruel?" Yu Fei was surprised.
If you're drinking on a yacht, there's no way to escape. You can't jump into the river, right? Although my brothers can swim, it's still relatively cold now.
"That's the way it is. The second child is fine, just like Fan Hui. He always tries to escape in the second half of the drink. This time I'll see where he goes." Zhang Hongzhao said.
Thinking of Fan Hui's glorious history of drinking, Yu Fei shrugged and said: "That's fine, I'll let someone keep a boat for you to go to the basement to pick up wine."
Zhang Hongzhao hummed and was about to go to the basement, but suddenly turned around as if remembering something and asked, "Are they the only ones here? No wives and children?"
Yu Fei shook his head and said: "No, it's just the two of them, don't you think about it, can they bring their children here? They still have to go to school tomorrow."
"That's just right, I don't have to worry about someone interrupting our drinking."
After Zhang Hongzhao finished speaking, he went to the basement. Yu Fei shook his head with a smile, and called Tongling, asking her to leave a smaller yacht.
Chen Kaiqiang's car drove into the farm, and Yu Fei and Zhang Hongzhao were stuck in front of the car like bums. Their movements were almost the same.
Looking through the car window, Fan Hui immediately pointed and laughed when he saw the two people working together. Judging from the shape of their mouths, it should be said that these two idiots.
Chen Kaiqiang also grinned and stopped the car, Yu Fei walked over and stretched out his hand and opened the door on Fan Hui's side.
"Fuck~ Why did you open the lock?" The smile on Fan Hui's face disappeared immediately, and he looked at Chen Kaiqiang in disbelief.
"You still want to stay in the car to hatch eggs when you're all here?" Chen Kaiqiang said as he got out of the car.
After saying hello to Chen Kaiqiang, Yu Fei said to Fan Hui with a smirk on his face, "Dude, come down and have a chat."
"Don't, don't, don't, what I told you just now was taught by my brother, I'm just a microphone, you can't take your anger out on me!" Fan Hui waved his hands begging for mercy.
"I'm not angry. I just thought that we haven't seen each other for so long. Let's get close." Yu Fei said with a sinister smile.
"Does your expression mean you want to get close? I think you just want to beat me up." Fan Hui said with a sad face, "Let's not come here, can I call you brother in the future?"
Yu Fei raised his eyebrows, and said to Chen Kaiqiang and Zhang Hongzhao who were huddled together to watch the joke, "Hey~ Did you hear that, this guy is going to be a little brother in the future."
"It's worthless, let's kill it."
"I'll find you a shovel, bury it!"
"Damn it, do you two still have a conscience to just watch me being bullied?" Fan Hui jumped out of the car with a whoosh and shouted at the two of them.
Then he put his arms around Yu Fei's shoulders and said, "Today, the two of us join forces and bring them down. Don't worry, I will be your strong backing."
Yu Fei rolled his eyes and said contemptuously, "You're the only one who is still my backing? If you don't give me a chance, I'll be considered a high profile."
"You are looking down on me, just wait, I must show you my true skills today...Brother, open the trunk."
As Fan Hui said, he came to the rear of the car, and after the trunk was opened, he took out a jar from inside and said, "Come, come, don't say anything else, I'll drink this jar today."
Yu Fei was a little surprised for a moment, when did this guy become so arrogant, why should he be sent there with this jug of wine given his drinking capacity? !
As a result, he saw the words Huadiao on the jar, and immediately laughed and said, "That's it?"
Suddenly he nodded and said: "That's fine, no one will argue with you today, you just drink from this jar."
"what?!"
Now it was Fan Hui's turn to be dumbfounded: "Won't you have a drink with me?"
Zhang Hongzhao chuckled and said, "We have something to drink for ourselves, so I leave this altar to you."
Chen Kaiqiang pushed him aside with a smile, took out a few bags of slender steamed buns from the trunk, handed them to Yu Fei and Zhang Hongzhao, and said, "This is a silver silk roll from a friend, I'll try it for you."
"What kind of silver rolls? It's noodles rolled with steamed buns." Fan Hui yelled.
"Steamed buns with noodles?"
Yu Fei looked at the steamed bun in his hand, it looked like a slightly elongated steamed bun from the outside.
"Well, you'll know when you break open one. The steamed buns are filled with noodles, but the taste is much better than ordinary steamed buns." Chen Kaiqiang explained.
"Okay, this is our staple food tonight, let's go, it's almost time for this meeting, let's go to the boat." Yu Fei said, carrying two bags of silver silk rolls.
"Where are we going? On the boat? We're here to have a drink with you two. What's the matter with getting on the boat?" Fan Hui protested.
Zhang Hongzhao smiled, took two steps and put his arms around his shoulders and said, "Don't you think drinking on the river in this weather is particularly interesting? Sleeping on the boat when you're drunk, what did that poem say, full of boats? ?”
"When you're drunk, you don't know the sky is in the water, and the boat is full of clear dreams, pressing down on the galaxy." Yu Fei added for him.
"That's right, that's right, that's it. When you get drunk later, don't say it's a lucid dream, you just have a spring dream. That's fine." Zhang Hongzhao said with a grin.
"Damn, you're laughing at me, I already have a wife, can I still have those dreams?" Fan Hui retorted.
"Then who knows, who knows who you are thinking about when you sleep? I remember that the dream you dreamed most at that time was not..."
"Du~ Shut up! How many years ago did that happen, why are you still holding on to it?"
"Who told you to always show off to me at that time?"
"...Then let's not talk about it today, shall we?"
"Okay, I won't talk about it after you pack this jar of wine."
"...This is a bit deceitful~"
"..."
A few people talked and laughed and walked towards the river bank. When they arrived at the pier, the largest yacht was parked there.
"Didn't I ask you to keep a smaller one?"
Yu Fei asked Tong Ling, but he knew that this yacht was generous enough to entertain more than a dozen people, and it would be a waste for the four of them to use it.
Tong Ling smiled and said: "Anyway, no one has ordered this yacht today, so I'll let you use it. You can take a rest in it if you drink too much."
"Then I won't be polite to you."
Yu Fei also stopped being hypocritical, and asked Zhang Hong to call the three of them to board the boat first, while he followed Tong Ling to order food. They were all his brothers, and he knew the taste, so there was no need to be so hypocritical when ordering food.
After flying back to the yacht, the hull shook twice, and then started to drive smoothly.
Big boats have the advantages of big boats, especially when navigating on inland rivers, you can hardly feel the shaking.
Fan Hui looked around on the bow and came back, smacking his lips and said, "There's nowhere to run if I drink too much."
"Nonsense, it's your defense. Who told you to run outside when you can't drink. This time, let me see where you are going?" Zhang Hongzhao said with a smirk.
"I'm afraid of you, I'll show you my true skills today, come and pour me some wine!" Fan Hui said boldly with a flick of his arm.
Yu Fei smashed a marinated peanut on his forehead: "You still come to pour the wine? Who are you? Do you really consider yourself a master? There is a small stove on the boat, and it is serious to heat up your rice wine."
As soon as he finished speaking, a waitress in light green clothes came to the cabin, took out the small stove, and was busy with the work of heating wine.
"Hey~ We can do this by ourselves."
Fan Hui, who had just shouted for someone to come, was really scared at this time, and quickly waved his hand to stop him.
The waiter smiled slightly and said, "This is our job."
"Then... that's fine."
Fan Hui clicked his lips twice, and was sitting tight, when suddenly he saw Yu Fei and the three of them put their heads together, and they were looking at him ambiguously.
"Are you saying this is still the same old pervert?"
"It doesn't look like it, but don't look at his serious expression, you may have passed a few interesting movies in your heart."
"That's right, don't people always talk about beasts and beasts, I think he is just a dress now."
Fan Hui: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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