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Chapter 175 Page's Cousin

Yu Fei couldn't laugh or cry, now his lower body was standing in the pit, while Guoguo was standing on the edge of the pit, it seemed that he was not only as tall as him, but also slightly taller than him.

He rubbed his daughter's head with his hand and asked, "Is your pomegranate tree ready?"

As soon as Guoguo talked about this, he immediately said angrily: "Uncle Aowei and I just planted the tree, the big dog urinated on it, and he was still wandering around when planting the tree."

Dogs have a strong sense of territory, peeing on fruit trees is a way of enclosure, Yu Fei nodded and asked: "Our farm is so big, why do you have to plant pomegranate trees in the big dog? Where is the hiding place?"

Guoguo blushed and said, "Isn't school starting soon? What if I'm not here when Pomegranate grows up?"

Yu Fei was stunned for a moment, and suddenly thought that every time someone passed by the place where the big dog hid things, the dog would stare at the person, and that ferocious energy would make people involuntarily want to go a little farther away.

He looked at his daughter, kissed her on the face and said, "You are so smart, so the big dog can watch the pomegranate for you so that others won't pick it up."

Guoguo nodded quickly, seeing Yu Fei felt dizzy for a while.

After Yu Fei came out of the pit, he said to Ao Wei: "You should have had enough rest, right? Don't just stand there, help dig the pit and plant trees. Let's go to the restaurant in the evening."

Ao Wei looked at the waist-deep pit, frowned and said, "Are you digging a tree pit or a cellar? Just dig it, and you can put the tree in it."

"This is what your master asked. If the hole you dug doesn't meet the standard, how will he deal with you?" Yu Fei said.

After finishing speaking, he remembered that this guy had just planted a pomegranate tree for Guoguo, so he asked, "Isn't that how you planted the pomegranate tree for Guoguo?"

Ao Wei said with a guilty conscience: "That can't be done. How can I be perfunctory about the tree that Guoguo wants to plant? It must have worked hard, and even Guoguo is very satisfied."

Guoguo looked at Yu Fei and said, "Uncle Aowei dug a hole half the size of yours."

Yu Fei looked at Aowei, who scratched his head and said, "That pomegranate tree is relatively small, and it has been buried very deep."

"Did you water it?" Yu Fei asked.

"It's been watered." Guoguo on the side hurriedly replied, "Uncle Aowei has poured several buckets of water from the water tower."

"Is the tree not crooked after watering?" Yu Fei asked Aowei.

"No." Aowei quickly replied: "Even if it is a little crooked now, it can be straightened again when the soil is sealed tomorrow."

Yu Fei thought for a while and said: "If the pomegranate doesn't grow well in the future, Guoguo will trouble you anyway, and don't do my business."

Guoguo immediately looked at Aowei, who raised his hand and said, "Don't worry, that pomegranate tree will grow up healthy and healthy, and it will bear a lot of pomegranates for you to eat."

"It doesn't matter if it doesn't produce pomegranates." Guoguo said.

"Look." Aowei said to Fei: "You are such an adult, you are not as enlightened as your daughter..."

Guoguo continued: "If you don't fruit pomegranates, you can buy me a bigger pomegranate."

Yu Fei laughed, and Ao Wei lowered his head and said as he walked, "I'd better dig a hole..."

……

"Ouch, who will help me?"

A voice calling for help came, and several people who were working or not working looked over at the same time.

Young Marshal Lu was carrying a pole filled with water and walked this way three steps at a time. Both hands desperately tried to fix the bucket that was swinging back and forth, but half of his body was tilted, as if the shoulders on the other side could not bear the pressure imposed on him by the pole. pressure.

"Shout! Isn't this Mr. Lu?" Yu Fei took the lead and said, "Didn't you just say that this was just a trivial matter, why did you become like this in the blink of an eye?"

"Hurry up and help put the bucket down, I feel like my shoulder is about to break." Young Marshal Lu said hastily.

"Then just let it go, you don't understand such a simple truth?" Yu Fei sarcastically said.

Young Marshal Lu said with a mournful face, "I want to put it down too, but these two barrels don't listen to me, look at them dangling."

Yu Fei was speechless, this guy's IQ has gone offline.

Old man Zhang strode over at this time, took the pole from his shoulder, put it on his shoulder and shook it casually a few times, and the two buckets miraculously hovered with his movement.

Seeing this scene, Young Marshal Lu opened his mouth wide in surprise, and even stopped the hand that was rubbing his shoulder, and said to old man Zhang with a look of admiration: "Master, how did you do it?"

Old man Zhang smiled and said: "This is the most basic movement of carrying water, and it can only be regarded as an entry-level one."

Young Marshal Lu immediately became interested, and asked, "What would be a more advanced movement? Could it be possible to carry water without using your hands?"

Old man Zhang didn't answer his question, just smiled mysteriously, picked up two buckets of water and walked back. On the way, he took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, took out one from it, and lit it with a match.

Young Marshal Lu, who was still puzzled at first, had his eyes lit up, clapped his hands and said, "Master, today is an eye-opener."

"Hey!" Yu Fei yelled at him, and Young Marshal Lu looked at him in confusion.

Yu Fei grabbed a spare shovel and threw it to him, saying: "Since you can't carry water, then you can dig a tree hole."

Young Marshal Lu hurriedly caught the shovel and said angrily, "I'm a wounded person, so I don't get preferential treatment?"

"Yes." Yu Fei said: "You just need to dig a pit that is similar to your body and lie down in it. Then I will cover you with a thick layer of heat preservation, so that you won't be exposed to the sun or the wind. of."

"Oucha, you're planning to bury me alive!" Young Marshal Lu screamed.

Yu Fei frowned and said, "Pay attention to the occasion when you speak, there are children here."

Young Marshal Lu first made a funny gesture at Guoguo, who was also frowning, and then said viciously to Fei: "What do you mean by your peace of mind? First, let me do things that I can't do. And you plan to bury me alive, why do I feel that being with you is more dangerous than being in my house?"

"It seems that you rushed to get the water carrying thing?" Yu Fei said with a sideways glance at him.

Young Marshal Lu was at a loss for words for a while, and couldn't find a suitable reason to refute.

Yu Fei continued: "Since you think carrying water is more tiring and difficult, I will give you a non-tiring and not difficult choice. Dig a hole and bury yourself. You will never feel tired or difficult in the future." .”

"You can hurt me hard." Young Marshal Lu counterattacked weakly: "Since you know that carrying water is so difficult, why didn't you stop me in the first place?"

"You thought you were a hero at the time, how dare I discourage your ambition?" Yu Fei said: "And even if I stopped you at that time, would you listen? There are some things that you will never experience unless you experience them yourself. .”

Young Marshal Lu nodded thoughtfully and said, "Is this the realization of an extraordinary truth in an ordinary life?"

"Pull it down." Yu Fei said disdainfully: "This is in our house, that's the saying, if you don't hit the south wall and don't look back, you're an idiot."

Young Marshal Lu: "..."

……

In the end, Young Marshal Lu dug the tree pit obediently. Everyone else was working, but he and Guoguo were the only ones who didn't work. However, the little girl kept looking at him with strange eyes. I feel ashamed myself.

When it was getting dark, a dozen or so fruit trees were finally planted, and Young Marshal Lu collapsed on the ground from exhaustion, regardless of the expensive brand-name clothes he was wearing.

With the help of Yu Fei and Aowei, the old man Zhang took water directly from the fish pond, and watered every tree just planted thoroughly.

Yu Fei kicked Young Marshal Lu who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead, and said, "Hurry up, let's go to the street for dinner."

Young Marshal Lu snorted twice and said, "Don't worry about me, I can't feel my body anymore, so just let me sleep here until I grow old."

Guoguo pulled Yu Fei's clothes to signal him to squat down, Yu Fei did so, Guoguo leaned against his ear and said, "Uncle Lu's voice is similar to Page's just now."

Yu Fei was stunned for a moment, then thought of the Page that appeared in the cartoons he often watched with his daughter, and immediately understood what she meant, and said to her with a smile: "Your Uncle Lu is Page's cousin."

Guoguo asked confusedly, "Who is Paige's cousin?"

Looking at her cute expression, Yu Fei couldn't help pinching her nose and asked, "What kind of animal is Peggy?"

"Little pig." Guoguo replied.

Yu Fei nodded and said, "Well, Paige's cousin is the same as Paige."

"Piggy too?" Guoguo said seriously, "But Uncle Lu is a person? How could he be Paige's cousin?"

Yu Fei stretched his leg and kicked Young Marshal Lu again and said, "Do you think he is different from a pig now?"

Young Marshal Lu turned over and stood up and said, "Yu Fei, let me tell you, this is in your house. If it was put in another place, I would have taken off your legs long ago, sir."

Yu Fei took two steps forward, approached him and said, "It seems that I have to take off your legs first, so as not to suffer at that time."

Young Marshal Lu took two steps back, and said hastily: "Don't, don't, I'm just tired and a little confused. This will short-circuit my head, so don't take it to heart."

"Countless." Yu Fei said: "I thought you would fight me desperately."

"Pull it down." Young Marshal Lu rolled his eyes and said, "My small physique is far from yours. I still understand the reason why a hero doesn't suffer from immediate losses."

"If you admit it, just say it, don't act like a suit, I really don't know how you survived with your physique when you were young?" Yu Fei insisted.

"You think everyone is as wild as you?" Young Marshal Lu said proudly, "I have determined to become a great writer like Lu Xun, Guo Moruo, and Mao Dun since I was a child. How can I compare with a rude person like you?" than."

(End of this chapter)