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Chapter 183 It's Impossible
Hearing Young Marshal Lu's question, Yu Fei said helplessly: "What else do you think? This thing is just a snack, don't tell me you haven't eaten it."

Young Marshal Lu was embarrassed again, scratched his head and said, "I thought it was a handicraft? Just now I was thinking why the long string was so ugly, so it's for food!"

Yu Fei pointed to the rice grains on the Huami Duanzi and said, "Even if you haven't eaten it, you can always recognize the rice on it, right?"

"Is this rice?" Young Marshal Lu asked in surprise again.

"Why isn't this..." Yu Fei suddenly realized that the rice had been popped, like popcorn, it had grown larger, and its shape was different from rice.

After thinking for a while, he said, "Don't you have salt and pepper prawns in your hotel?"

"Yes." Young Marshal Lu pointed to Huami Duanzi and asked, "But what does salt and pepper prawns have to do with this?"

"Is there no crispy rice in the salt and pepper prawns you eat?" Yu Fei asked curiously.

"Salt and pepper prawns are a dish, and crispy rice is a staple food, and they have nothing to do with each other," said Young Marshal Lu.

kindness?This time it's Yu Fei's turn to be puzzled, don't salt and pepper prawns always use crispy rice as the bottom?Could it be that what I usually eat is fake?
Shaking his head, leaving the question aside, Yu Fei said, "This is the same as that rice crust, but it's much tastier than that."

Young Marshal Lu pulled one off with disbelief, put it in his mouth, took a bite, tasted it carefully, and then his eyes lit up and he said to Fei: "It's delicious, sweet and crispy, and it tastes delicious once it's in your mouth. melted."

The aunt who sold the rice dumplings smiled and said to him: "This young man is from other places, come here, and the aunt will give you two more to try."

As she spoke, the aunt took out two unskewered ones from the cloth bag under the shelf and handed them to Young Marshal Lu.

He caught it in a hurry, and kept saying thank you. Yu Fei took two skewers, and handed the one with the red tassels to Guoguo, then took out five yuan from his pocket and handed it to the old lady. .

The aunt smiled and said "Ai Cai" and took it.

The three of them walked back while eating rice dumplings, and Ao Wei was still waiting there.

"Kach... This food is good to eat, Kacha... Hey, what's Yu Fei's name?" Young Marshal Lu asked Fei while eating.

"Can you finish eating first and then talk." Yu Fei said helplessly, "You keep talking and spraying, making it look like a fountain of rice dumplings."

Guoguo held a bunch in one hand, gnawed on one in the other, and said with her face up, "That's right, do you think there is anyone as old as you who is still eating rice dumplings?"

Young Marshal Lu's face is absolutely invincible in front of acquaintances, ignoring what Yu Fei and his father and daughter said, he continued to take a bite and said: "That's because they don't know how to enjoy it, I have to buy a big bag of such delicious food later. "

Seeing him like that, Yu Fei said, "That means they are not as thick-skinned as you."

"I don't want to talk to you." After Young Marshal Lu finished speaking, he took the lead and walked forward. Guoguo made a helpless little expression at Yu Fei, and then followed. Yu Fei smiled and followed closely behind.

……

"My girlfriend said I'll be here right away." After finishing speaking, Ao Wei snatched a rice dumpling from Young Marshal Lu.

"Then we'll wait here, it's still early anyway." Yu Fei said indifferently.

Ao Wei leaned close to him and said, "When she comes later, no matter what you say, you just have to agree to it."

"Why?" Yu Fei turned his head and asked, "Don't say that your girlfriend is the type of Lion Roaring in the River East, and even eats you to death."

"That's impossible." Ao Wei said confidently: "She has always been obedient to me, and she is also a very gentle girl."

"Then why did you tell me this?" Yu Fei asked.

Aowei was a little embarrassed and said: "Her family originally didn't let her go out to wander around, but as soon as I said you were here, their family agreed."

"Huh? When did my name become so easy to use?" Yu Fei asked suspiciously.

"Isn't this the last time you bought a lot of fireworks at their house?" Aowei said: "So their family will remember you."

"That's impossible..." Halfway through speaking, Yu Fei suddenly came to his senses and asked him, "Will you promise me anything again?"

"Anyway, you can't afford to buy fireworks today, so where do you buy them?" Aowei said slyly.

"I just plan to buy a few buckets of earthen fireworks today." Yu Fei said: "When your girlfriend comes later, you can explain to her yourself."

"Don't!" Ao Wei begged, "If you don't help me, I'll have to jump into the river."

Young Marshal Lu, who was competing with Guoguo to eat rice dumplings, suddenly said, "Go jump and see if anyone picks you up. If there is no one, you can test the depth of the river."

"Can't you stop your mouth after eating?" Ao Wei complained to him first, then turned around and continued to look at Yu Fei with that pleading gaze.

"Take your expression away." Yu Fei said, "It's really a pity that you don't act in TV."

Ao Wei said happily: "Then you agree?"

"If you don't agree, you will jump into the river. Do you think I can not agree?" Yu Fei said helplessly: "Although I know that you are putting on a show, but for your lifelong plan, I can't just stand by and watch."

"Just talk." Yu Fei continued: "How many times have you asked people out, why didn't you see any movement?"

"What do you mean by the movement?" Aowei asked with a puzzled expression.

"Stupid." Young Marshal Lu interjected again: "What else could be happening? Why hasn't your girlfriend..."

As he spoke, he gestured on his stomach, and gave Aowei a look that any man could understand.

"This." Ao Wei scratched his head and said, "We have always maintained a relatively simple relationship. Don't you know the saying that the estrus ends with courtesy?"

Young Marshal Lu rolled his eyes at him and said, "I think it's because of his strict defense that you didn't succeed."

"who said it……"

Just when Aowei was struggling to refute, a pretty girl came to them and called him a little cautiously, and Aowei immediately ran over to introduce them to them.

Although Yu Fei met her once last year, but at that time the situation was rather embarrassing, and she was far away. When I saw her today, she was indeed as Aowei said. She was weak and weak. Although she was in a merchant's house, she had a bookish air on her body. .

"Since everyone is here, let's go to the fair. I haven't been to a temple fair for many years." After Yu Fei finished speaking, he took the lead and walked in front, holding Guoguo's hand.

Perhaps because of the time, the crowds at this meeting did not seem to be as large as before, and the road was a little more relaxed. There were stalls next to each other on both sides of the road, selling snacks, toys, and even the rarely seen ones. There are also several for rakes and brooms.

Along the way, Shaoshuai Lu and Guoguo's expressions were almost copy-pasted, they screamed at everything they saw, and wanted to buy any novelty they saw, but Yu Fei stopped them.

Yu Fei told them that there are still many interesting things ahead, and they will not be able to play with a lot of things later, anyway, these vendors will close their stalls in the afternoon, and they can buy them by the way when they go back later.

Hearing this, the two of them had so much expectation for the front.

After crossing the bridge, the eyes of the few people brightened again. There were many playable things on the open space in front of the temple, such as carousel horses, hoops, guns and balloons, and a group of big geese circled. I don’t know what to do. Play.

Guoguo ran to the carousel first, and said to Fei expectantly, "Daddy, can I ride on that?"

Yu Fei looked at the sign and was immediately embarrassed. It clearly stated that children under the age of 12 must be accompanied by their parents, but he also had a natural resistance to things that circled in place, at most two laps, He would get dizzy, let alone take care of the children, he couldn't even take care of himself.

Seemingly seeing Yu Fei's predicament, Yang Qingqing said to Guoguo, "Sister, please sit with me."

Guoguo glanced at her, then at Yu Fei who had no objection, and said, "Okay."

Seems a little reluctant, after Yu Fei paid the money, Yang Qingqing took Guoguo in, and as the merry-go-round started, Guoguo regained her happy expression, chatting and laughing with Yang Qingqing.

After watching it for a while, Yu Fei was relieved, and turned his attention to other places. Ao Wei and Young Marshal Lu had been playing for a while at the gun-balloon booth.

"How is it? Did you gain anything?" Yu Fei walked over and asked.

Young Marshal Lu said with a look of disgust: "It's all because this gun is not good. Look, where is the front sight crooked? Also, it's windy today, and plastic bullets don't know where they go when they are fired. None can be found."

"You think this is in the army?" Yu Fei said angrily, "Still ballistic? Why don't you talk about missiles? This is not your compound, it's just a thing. Why are you so serious?"

"How can I tell others about the fact that I shot ten shots and only got two shots?" Young Marshal Lu still said forcefully.

"Do you want to play or not? If you don't play, put down the gun, don't delay my business." The boss said impatiently.

"There's something wrong with your gun." Young Marshal Lu said straightforwardly.

"Hey~ You can't tell who to blame, who said there is something wrong with my gun?" The boss took the gun in his hand and fired several shots at the balloon. He asked in a calm tone, "Is there something wrong with this gun?"

The crowd burst into applause, and Young Marshal Lu said incredulously, "This is impossible!"

Seeing that he was about to go forward, Yu Fei grabbed him, and after calling Ao Wei, the two of them dragged him out, and the crowd behind rushed up, and Young Marshal Lu's trouble gave the booth owner free publicity .

(End of this chapter)