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Chapter 186 Where Are Your Heart, Liver, Spleen, Stomach, and Kidney?
Chapter 186 Where Are Your Heart, Liver, Spleen, Stomach, and Kidney?
Thinking of my brothers, I seem to have less contact recently. Even Zhang Hongzhao has closed the fishing gear shop because of the Chinese New Year, and he hasn’t come to fetch water from the lake for a long time. Postponed indefinitely.
Thinking about this, Yu Fei took out his mobile phone and sent a message in his brother group: "Today is the holiday, is there any order? Come to my place for a drink."
The message was sent out for a long time and no one responded. He thought for a while, and sent a red envelope of one yuan. This side just sent it out, and there was a bunch of reminders that the red envelope was received. These guys are all diving.
Fan Hui sent a smirk and then sent another voice saying: "Old fat, how are you? Surprised? Surprised?"
Zhang Hongzhao first sent a picture message, all kinds of home-cooked dishes on it looked delicious, and then a message said: "Old fat came to my house, your sister-in-law just cooked a table of delicious dishes."
Good guy, the painting style was changed in an instant, and the group began to post their lunch meals, a series of meat dishes such as braised pork, large plate chicken, and various vegetables. Life is very comfortable.
Yu Fei thought about it for a while, and found a picture of steamed buns with pickles on the Internet and sent it to him. The result was the same as the one that swiped the screen, and they all gave a contemptuous expression.
Chen Kaiqiang sent a voice message saying: "Stop pretending to be poor, who doesn't know that you are the most embarrassing now, and you must be tired of stewing big meat every day?"
Yu Fei took a photo of the big goose with the text: Today the big goose is stewed in an iron pot!
Slightly tilted, a drooling expression below.
Fan Hui sent a message saying: "What the hell is life! Let's talk about it first, I'll order a goose thigh."
Zhang Hongzhao followed closely and said, "Leave me a goose breast, and it's best to keep a pair of goose paws."
"You are too shameless."
Chen Kaiqiang sent two messages in a row, saying: "Old fat, don't listen to them, I just need a top three."
Seeing this series of messages, Yu Fei shook his head unconsciously. This group of people were still so shameless, and casually sent a disdainful expression, and then said: "Is it because you eat meat and I drink soup?"
"If you don't see through, you're still good friends." Fan Hui took the lead in teasing.
"Brother Hui is right, I agree with both hands and feet." Zhang Hongzhao continued.
Yu Fei said, "Why don't you turn your back on the sky?"
"That won't work." Chen Kaiqiang said: "Hongzhao's back is relatively thick, and if his hooves are on his back, it will be difficult to turn over."
"You can just say that his tortoise shell is heavy." Fan Hui said.
Zhang Hongzhao: "You bastard..."
The rhythm of chatting in the group was suddenly taken to the country of Java...
After laughing and laughing with a few brothers for a while, they agreed to eat big goose stewed in an iron pot in a few days before going offline for dinner.
……
"I'm really speechless to you."
Yu Fei said while driving, Ao Wei and Young Marshal Lu shrank their necks and did not speak, only Guo Guo was still gnawing on the rice dumpling in his hand nonchalantly, and Yang Qingqing went back to help his family look after the stall.
These people took the cash from Yu Fei and didn't come back until it was all spent. You said you spent it, after all, you took the money for them to spend, but you bought something useful, at least something commemorative. what!
It’s good for them, no matter what Sanqi 21 sees, they will buy whatever they see. If you say you buy some rakes and brooms, I will bear with it, but what’s the matter with you buying those insole socks?
"Isn't that the pitiful old lady who sells insoles and socks? The ones are still setting up stalls in winter, and their hands are cracked from the cold." Young Marshal Lu said.
Yu Fei paused and said: "I won't stop you if you want to do good deeds, but you have to buy something we can use. I won't talk about the size of the insoles. Anyway, there are adults and children in the family, but you and I Tell me, who are you going to wear this pile of stockings for?"
Young Marshal Lu looked up at Ao Wei, who quickly waved his hands and said, "Don't look at me, let me tell you, I won't wear stockings if I'm killed."
"I didn't intend to let you wear them." Young Marshal Lu said, "I'm just looking at the size of your head. You can wear a pair every day when it's cold."
"I don't want to go to prison so early." Ao Wei said with a look of grief and indignation: "Believe it or not, if I wear this and walk around the street twice, I will be arrested?"
"It's fine if you don't have a murder weapon in your hand." Young Marshal Lu said.
"Brother, slow down the car, I'll jump right away." Ao Wei said as if he wanted to jump off the car.
"The teacher said that you can't get out of the car when it's starting, or you'll scratch your face, and you won't be pretty in the future." Guoguo said seriously, but with the rice grains on her face, it was really impressive Can't be serious.
"Okay." Yu Fei said, "I'll hand over these stockings later..."
When he was about to jump off the car again, Ao Wei said: "Wait for me to finish first, this is not for you, it is for you to send to the workers who are working."
Ao Wei sat upright and said: "Then why didn't you do this job, am I suitable for an unmarried young man?"
"Because you are not married, you are the most suitable candidate, because everyone treats you like a child, there is no such problem." Lu Shaoshuai said.
Well, this wave of explanations is very reasonable, and it fits Yu Fei's mind. Seeing that Young Marshal Lu gave him a smug look, Yu Fei immediately suppressed the idea of praising him. goods.
Ao Wei thought for a while and asked, "Then, is there any compensation for me for this task of sacrificing my reputation?"
Without looking back, Yu Fei pointed to the back of the truck and said, "You can pick whatever is in there."
"No." Ao Wei said: "Do you think this is good? I accepted this task, but you have to buy 1 yuan worth of fireworks from Qingqing."
"Are you stupid?" Young Marshal Lu immediately said, "What good does it do you to ask your brother to buy your girlfriend's fireworks? You might as well ask for something practical, your brother will definitely not refuse you."
Aowei scorned very straightforwardly: "You don't understand."
Young Marshal Lu: "..."
Listening to the discussion between the two, Yu Fei suddenly felt a pain in his liver. I am helping you solve the problem, okay?What the hell is this called?You made a mistake with my money, and I tried to help you settle it, but instead asked me to pay for it, what about your heart, liver, spleen, stomach, and kidney?
"Pull it down, and those stockings will be used as a kindling in the future." Yu Fei said bluntly.
"Eight thousand." Aowei said.
"Not even eight hundred, do you believe that I will burn those things now?" Yu Fei said.
"Five thousand, if it's less, I can't explain it."
"Two thousand, or we'll get out of the car and enjoy the fire now."
"Three thousand, if this is really not possible, then we'll break it up and burn it however you like."
"Deal, let your girlfriend pick some better ones and send them home later."
"No problem, I'll send her a message now to ask her to unload it when she goes home." Ao Wei took out his mobile phone and said excitedly.
On the other hand, Young Marshal Lu looked confused, he really couldn't understand the way of communication between the two, when his eyes met Guoguo's, the latter turned his face away with a snort, and put the flower in his hand Mi Tuanzi hid back.
She remembered that among these few people, only Young Marshal Lu was the main force in robbing her of Huami Dumplings.
"The way you communicate is so weird." Young Marshal Lu asked Fei, "Why do I feel like I can't understand it?"
"It's right if you don't understand it." Ao Wei, who received the response from Yang Qingqing's message, patted him on the shoulder and said, "You are still young, and there are some things that you can't see through."
"Go away." Young Marshal Lu said angrily, "It's as if you are older than me, and do you have a lot of experience with me? A brat pretending to be a senior in front of me, be careful that Feng Da flashed his tongue .”
"Cut~" Ao Wei replied: "It seems that you can understand a lot when you are old. If you are in our village, it is a waste of food."
Young Marshal Lu: "..."
……
"It's a beautiful car again!" Guoguo shouted excitedly as he lay on the glass as he approached the farm.
The three people in the car turned their heads and looked over together. A royal blue Cayenne was quietly parked at the gate of the farm, shining under the sunlight. Looking at it from this angle, it felt very dreamy.
"Our family has a big client again." Ao Wei deliberately teased at Marshal Lu.
Young Marshal Lu didn't say a word, but the expression on his face slowly changed from doubt to horror, then he patted Yu Fei's seat desperately and said, "Stop the car and stop quickly, I want to get out of the car to pee."
Aowei had a surprised expression on his face. He had never seen Young Marshal Lu so gaffe before. Guoguo slapped him on his face and said, "Shame, shame!"
Yu Fei frowned slightly, looking at Young Marshal Lu's performance now, combined with the information he got from Wu Shuai, he vaguely guessed who the owner of the luxury car is, but he still needs to meet and verify.
So instead of following Young Marshal Lu's words to stop the car, he stepped up the accelerator and rushed towards the gate of the farm.
As the distance got closer, Young Marshal Lu's face became more and more ugly, and he kept muttering: "It's over, it's over, this time it's dead."
His performance further confirmed Yu Fei's guess that the owner of this car is his fiancée, a chivalrous woman who has always dreamed of walking the world with a sword - Wang Wenqian!
Sure enough, when Yu Fei's car stopped at the farm, the Cayenne flicked its tail beautifully to block the gate. The door opened, and first a pair of long legs wrapped in black leather pants were exposed. On the feet were a pair of high-waisted Boots, also black.
Immediately, a tall beauty dressed in black leather pants and black leather clothes got out of the car, with a fiery figure, delicate face, and a head of wine-red straight hair tied into a ponytail, flicking it behind her head, looking very capable, But it was the cold expression on his face that lowered the overall score.
(End of this chapter)
Thinking of my brothers, I seem to have less contact recently. Even Zhang Hongzhao has closed the fishing gear shop because of the Chinese New Year, and he hasn’t come to fetch water from the lake for a long time. Postponed indefinitely.
Thinking about this, Yu Fei took out his mobile phone and sent a message in his brother group: "Today is the holiday, is there any order? Come to my place for a drink."
The message was sent out for a long time and no one responded. He thought for a while, and sent a red envelope of one yuan. This side just sent it out, and there was a bunch of reminders that the red envelope was received. These guys are all diving.
Fan Hui sent a smirk and then sent another voice saying: "Old fat, how are you? Surprised? Surprised?"
Zhang Hongzhao first sent a picture message, all kinds of home-cooked dishes on it looked delicious, and then a message said: "Old fat came to my house, your sister-in-law just cooked a table of delicious dishes."
Good guy, the painting style was changed in an instant, and the group began to post their lunch meals, a series of meat dishes such as braised pork, large plate chicken, and various vegetables. Life is very comfortable.
Yu Fei thought about it for a while, and found a picture of steamed buns with pickles on the Internet and sent it to him. The result was the same as the one that swiped the screen, and they all gave a contemptuous expression.
Chen Kaiqiang sent a voice message saying: "Stop pretending to be poor, who doesn't know that you are the most embarrassing now, and you must be tired of stewing big meat every day?"
Yu Fei took a photo of the big goose with the text: Today the big goose is stewed in an iron pot!
Slightly tilted, a drooling expression below.
Fan Hui sent a message saying: "What the hell is life! Let's talk about it first, I'll order a goose thigh."
Zhang Hongzhao followed closely and said, "Leave me a goose breast, and it's best to keep a pair of goose paws."
"You are too shameless."
Chen Kaiqiang sent two messages in a row, saying: "Old fat, don't listen to them, I just need a top three."
Seeing this series of messages, Yu Fei shook his head unconsciously. This group of people were still so shameless, and casually sent a disdainful expression, and then said: "Is it because you eat meat and I drink soup?"
"If you don't see through, you're still good friends." Fan Hui took the lead in teasing.
"Brother Hui is right, I agree with both hands and feet." Zhang Hongzhao continued.
Yu Fei said, "Why don't you turn your back on the sky?"
"That won't work." Chen Kaiqiang said: "Hongzhao's back is relatively thick, and if his hooves are on his back, it will be difficult to turn over."
"You can just say that his tortoise shell is heavy." Fan Hui said.
Zhang Hongzhao: "You bastard..."
The rhythm of chatting in the group was suddenly taken to the country of Java...
After laughing and laughing with a few brothers for a while, they agreed to eat big goose stewed in an iron pot in a few days before going offline for dinner.
……
"I'm really speechless to you."
Yu Fei said while driving, Ao Wei and Young Marshal Lu shrank their necks and did not speak, only Guo Guo was still gnawing on the rice dumpling in his hand nonchalantly, and Yang Qingqing went back to help his family look after the stall.
These people took the cash from Yu Fei and didn't come back until it was all spent. You said you spent it, after all, you took the money for them to spend, but you bought something useful, at least something commemorative. what!
It’s good for them, no matter what Sanqi 21 sees, they will buy whatever they see. If you say you buy some rakes and brooms, I will bear with it, but what’s the matter with you buying those insole socks?
"Isn't that the pitiful old lady who sells insoles and socks? The ones are still setting up stalls in winter, and their hands are cracked from the cold." Young Marshal Lu said.
Yu Fei paused and said: "I won't stop you if you want to do good deeds, but you have to buy something we can use. I won't talk about the size of the insoles. Anyway, there are adults and children in the family, but you and I Tell me, who are you going to wear this pile of stockings for?"
Young Marshal Lu looked up at Ao Wei, who quickly waved his hands and said, "Don't look at me, let me tell you, I won't wear stockings if I'm killed."
"I didn't intend to let you wear them." Young Marshal Lu said, "I'm just looking at the size of your head. You can wear a pair every day when it's cold."
"I don't want to go to prison so early." Ao Wei said with a look of grief and indignation: "Believe it or not, if I wear this and walk around the street twice, I will be arrested?"
"It's fine if you don't have a murder weapon in your hand." Young Marshal Lu said.
"Brother, slow down the car, I'll jump right away." Ao Wei said as if he wanted to jump off the car.
"The teacher said that you can't get out of the car when it's starting, or you'll scratch your face, and you won't be pretty in the future." Guoguo said seriously, but with the rice grains on her face, it was really impressive Can't be serious.
"Okay." Yu Fei said, "I'll hand over these stockings later..."
When he was about to jump off the car again, Ao Wei said: "Wait for me to finish first, this is not for you, it is for you to send to the workers who are working."
Ao Wei sat upright and said: "Then why didn't you do this job, am I suitable for an unmarried young man?"
"Because you are not married, you are the most suitable candidate, because everyone treats you like a child, there is no such problem." Lu Shaoshuai said.
Well, this wave of explanations is very reasonable, and it fits Yu Fei's mind. Seeing that Young Marshal Lu gave him a smug look, Yu Fei immediately suppressed the idea of praising him. goods.
Ao Wei thought for a while and asked, "Then, is there any compensation for me for this task of sacrificing my reputation?"
Without looking back, Yu Fei pointed to the back of the truck and said, "You can pick whatever is in there."
"No." Ao Wei said: "Do you think this is good? I accepted this task, but you have to buy 1 yuan worth of fireworks from Qingqing."
"Are you stupid?" Young Marshal Lu immediately said, "What good does it do you to ask your brother to buy your girlfriend's fireworks? You might as well ask for something practical, your brother will definitely not refuse you."
Aowei scorned very straightforwardly: "You don't understand."
Young Marshal Lu: "..."
Listening to the discussion between the two, Yu Fei suddenly felt a pain in his liver. I am helping you solve the problem, okay?What the hell is this called?You made a mistake with my money, and I tried to help you settle it, but instead asked me to pay for it, what about your heart, liver, spleen, stomach, and kidney?
"Pull it down, and those stockings will be used as a kindling in the future." Yu Fei said bluntly.
"Eight thousand." Aowei said.
"Not even eight hundred, do you believe that I will burn those things now?" Yu Fei said.
"Five thousand, if it's less, I can't explain it."
"Two thousand, or we'll get out of the car and enjoy the fire now."
"Three thousand, if this is really not possible, then we'll break it up and burn it however you like."
"Deal, let your girlfriend pick some better ones and send them home later."
"No problem, I'll send her a message now to ask her to unload it when she goes home." Ao Wei took out his mobile phone and said excitedly.
On the other hand, Young Marshal Lu looked confused, he really couldn't understand the way of communication between the two, when his eyes met Guoguo's, the latter turned his face away with a snort, and put the flower in his hand Mi Tuanzi hid back.
She remembered that among these few people, only Young Marshal Lu was the main force in robbing her of Huami Dumplings.
"The way you communicate is so weird." Young Marshal Lu asked Fei, "Why do I feel like I can't understand it?"
"It's right if you don't understand it." Ao Wei, who received the response from Yang Qingqing's message, patted him on the shoulder and said, "You are still young, and there are some things that you can't see through."
"Go away." Young Marshal Lu said angrily, "It's as if you are older than me, and do you have a lot of experience with me? A brat pretending to be a senior in front of me, be careful that Feng Da flashed his tongue .”
"Cut~" Ao Wei replied: "It seems that you can understand a lot when you are old. If you are in our village, it is a waste of food."
Young Marshal Lu: "..."
……
"It's a beautiful car again!" Guoguo shouted excitedly as he lay on the glass as he approached the farm.
The three people in the car turned their heads and looked over together. A royal blue Cayenne was quietly parked at the gate of the farm, shining under the sunlight. Looking at it from this angle, it felt very dreamy.
"Our family has a big client again." Ao Wei deliberately teased at Marshal Lu.
Young Marshal Lu didn't say a word, but the expression on his face slowly changed from doubt to horror, then he patted Yu Fei's seat desperately and said, "Stop the car and stop quickly, I want to get out of the car to pee."
Aowei had a surprised expression on his face. He had never seen Young Marshal Lu so gaffe before. Guoguo slapped him on his face and said, "Shame, shame!"
Yu Fei frowned slightly, looking at Young Marshal Lu's performance now, combined with the information he got from Wu Shuai, he vaguely guessed who the owner of the luxury car is, but he still needs to meet and verify.
So instead of following Young Marshal Lu's words to stop the car, he stepped up the accelerator and rushed towards the gate of the farm.
As the distance got closer, Young Marshal Lu's face became more and more ugly, and he kept muttering: "It's over, it's over, this time it's dead."
His performance further confirmed Yu Fei's guess that the owner of this car is his fiancée, a chivalrous woman who has always dreamed of walking the world with a sword - Wang Wenqian!
Sure enough, when Yu Fei's car stopped at the farm, the Cayenne flicked its tail beautifully to block the gate. The door opened, and first a pair of long legs wrapped in black leather pants were exposed. On the feet were a pair of high-waisted Boots, also black.
Immediately, a tall beauty dressed in black leather pants and black leather clothes got out of the car, with a fiery figure, delicate face, and a head of wine-red straight hair tied into a ponytail, flicking it behind her head, looking very capable, But it was the cold expression on his face that lowered the overall score.
(End of this chapter)
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