i have a mountain
Chapter 208
Chapter 208
Lu Shaoshuai looked up at him and asked, "Are there other things in your eyes besides these?"
"What you said is not level. What do you mean I only see these things." Yu Fei said: "In addition to old wine, I also like some more distinctive things, such as Jinhua ham, Anji white tea, West Lake Longjing, etc., as long as you bring it, I will not refuse."
"Do you want a face?" Young Marshal Lu asked contemptuously.
"Pig face, sheep face and so on are fine, but horse face is fine, it's too long." Yu Fei interrupted: "Also don't count your face, it's too intrusive."
Young Marshal Lu looked at him for a while and said, "I finally know what it means to be invincible when you are the cheapest. You are definitely the best in this regard."
"Don't impose your life motto on me." Yu Fei said, "Don't you have any idea of what kind of person you are?"
"Compared to you, I'm just a grass under a towering tree." Young Marshal Lu said.
Yu Fei shouted to Wang Wenqian and Shi Fang who had just got off the car: "You two beauties, look over here, Young Marshal Lu said he will perform a magic trick for you."
Wang Wenqian and Shi Fang looked up at the same time, and Young Marshal Lu immediately faltered and begged, "Brother, brother, can I be wrong? Don't make trouble again."
Yu Fei ignored him and continued to shout: "Come on, come on, you can't lose money if you buy it for two yuan, you can't be fooled if you buy it for two yuan, you can just look at it for two yuan!"
Lu Shaoshuai grabbed him and said, "Brother, just call now and ask Wu Shuai to bring you the wine tomorrow."
"Eight boxes." Yu Fei said with a smile on his face.
Young Marshal Lu stretched out his finger to count and said, "Isn't there seven boxes in total? How could the price increase again?"
"Nine boxes."
"No, no, no." Young Marshal Lu said quickly: "Eight boxes, only eight boxes, I'll call Wu Shuai now."
After speaking, he took out his mobile phone, and gave Wu Shuai a good arrangement on the other end of the phone. After hanging up the phone, he said flatteringly, "Is it okay this time?"
"Will it work?" Yu Fei pretended to be confused and said.
A heavy bitterness immediately appeared on Young Marshal Lu's face: "Let's make an agreement, as long as my wine is in place, you can't speak ill of me in front of Qianqian."
"When am I going to speak ill of you?" Yu Fei said.
Young Marshal Lu asked with a confused face: "Then you just now..."
"Oh, you said just now." Yu Fei seemed to have just reacted, and said with a smile: "It's not that the two of them are very tired from shopping, so I just made a joke to let them relax. You didn't see them Have you all entered the house happily?"
"Enter the house?" Young Marshal Lu looked towards the gate of the farm when he heard the words. At this time, there was no one to be seen. There was only one car left messing around in the wind.
"Yu Fei..." Young Marshal Lu gritted his teeth and called.
"What's wrong?" Yu Fei looked at him playfully.
Seeing him like this, Young Marshal Lu's heart sank suddenly, he quickly put away his expression, and said with a smile: "I want you to straighten the sapling in your hand, look, it's all crooked .”
"Oh." After taking a look, Yu Fei straightened the sapling and said solemnly: "Hurry up and seal the soil, or I really can't finish today."
Young Marshal Lu: "..."
In the end, in the voice of Young Marshal Lu complaining from time to time, the saplings beside the fish pond were finally planted, and the moment Yu Fei took out the bucket, he finally crushed him, and he paralyzed to the ground regardless of his image and said : "I won't do it, even if I'm beaten to death, I won't do it anymore."
"Huh." Yu Fei said in surprise: "I didn't intend to ask you to water it, but what you said reminded me."
Young Marshal Lu got up and ran to the room, shouting as he ran: "If you torture me like this again, we will break up at once, and you can drink as much as you like, and don't even think about getting a sip of wine from me in the future." .”
Yu Fei looked at his embarrassed appearance, smiled and didn't bother him anymore, it seemed that this guy was completely emptied today, so he hummed a little tune and slowly watered the saplings by himself.
"Brother." At this time, Aowei came over and said with a happy face: "I planted all the remaining saplings."
"You're capable!" Yu Fei exclaimed, "It's all done in such a short amount of time? You did it all by yourself?"
Ao Wei scratched his head and said, "How can it be? Isn't there Uncle Zhang to help? If it's just me, I'm exhausted and I can't finish planting this meeting."
Yu Fei suddenly realized: "I said, why are you so fast? By the way, have you watered it?"
"It's all been watered." Aowei said: "I just came to ask if it is possible to return Aqiang's tractor. In the future, even if there are fruit trees, there will not be many. Besides, the tractor can dig holes. I have dug all the places, and I can only use manual work in the future."
After looking around, Yu Fei raised his head and said: "That's fine, let's go back, remember to come back early, I didn't have time to do it yesterday, let's have a whole rabbit feast tonight."
"Okay." Aowei agreed excitedly and quickly ran away, driving the tractor out of the farm in a short while.
Yu Fei quickly poured water on the remaining trees and came to Shaoshuai Lu's door. With a few bang bangs, he didn't call out Shaoshuai Lu, but surprised Shi Fang who didn't know what he was doing in the next room.
"Xiao Fei, what are you doing?"
Yu Fei's eyes suddenly lit up, he had never seen her dressed up like this before, her flowing hair was scattered behind her head, a pair of long earrings were dangling non-stop, her face was lightly made up, and she was dressed in a pure white down jacket. Dotted with a few ink-colored bamboos, it looks like an ink painting.
Yu Fei suddenly had such a trance, it seems that Shi Fang originally belonged to the characters in the painting...
Shi Fang seemed a little unconfident about dressing up differently from her usual one, coupled with Yu Fei's scorching gaze, she looked down, and kept pulling at various parts of her clothes with both hands...
"Shut up your saliva." Wang Wenqian's voice came from behind Shi Fang.
Shi Fang said to her as if she had suddenly found a backbone: "Sister Qian, I just said that I can't go out like this..."
"Who said that?" Wang Wenqian interrupted her and said, "Didn't you see your boss's face like Brother Pig? The eyeballs are about to fly out, and the saliva is still dripping all over the floor."
Shi Fang subconsciously turned her head to look at Yu Fei. After hearing what Wang Wenqian said, the latter just reached out to fish for his chin, and she was immediately amused.
"Who's drooling?" Yu Feiwu said with a firm mouth, and then glanced at the two women again, yell!The two are basically dressed in the same way, except that the clothes on Wang Wenqian are portraits of mountains and rivers.
Standing together, the two of them are like a pair of Bi people walking down from an ink painting, with such a sense of immortality.
Seeing his gaze, Wang Wenqian glared at him fiercely, Yu Fei turned his head quickly, and kicked fiercely on Young Marshal Lu's door again, trying to resolve the embarrassing situation in front of him.
"Who, I'm in a hurry with you if you kick my door again." Young Marshal Lu's angry voice came from inside the room.
Just when Yu Fei was about to kick two more times, Wang Wenqian stepped forward and pulled him aside, and shouted into the room: "Give me a quick look."
This opening completely destroyed her air of immortality, and a burst of rascal's breath came over her face. Looking at the still gentle Shi Fang, Yu Fei felt that she was more suitable for this attire.
Just when Yu Fei's mind was flying the plane, he suddenly heard a bang, click, and suddenly felt something was wrong. Looking back, sure enough, Wang Wenqian was slowly retracting her foot, leaving a big door on the door. crack.
Looking at Yu Fei's stunned eyes, Wang Wenqian showed embarrassment for the first time, but said: "Your wooden door is too weak."
Sister, this is a solid wooden door. Although it is not made of good wood, it is not comparable to the thin wooden doors in ordinary schools. Your kick is too powerful!
How to do?What can be done?What else can I do?Yu Fei could only echo: "Enen, yes, this door is indeed not very strong, but you don't have to worry, I'll find a piece of wood and nail it from the inside later."
Wang Wenqian had escaped from the embarrassment at this moment, and said very lightly: "This wooden door is worth repairing. I will replace some anti-theft doors for you later."
After she finished speaking, she raised her leg and kicked towards the door again. Who would have thought that Young Marshal Lu, who hadn't made such a big noise just now, just opened a gap in the door, and at this time Wang Wenqian's foot just followed the room. The doors touch together.
"Bang!"
"Alas!"
"Bang!"
Then there was another gu-dong in the room, accompanied by a crackling sound.
Yu Fei's mouth immediately grinned, it was because of Lu Shaoshuai's pain. From his perspective, he saw what happened just now completely in his eyes. With great force, it directly hit Young Marshal Lu's face.
The door knocked on Young Marshal Lu's face, then bounced back and knocked on the door frame. At that moment, Yu Fei could even see that his face was deformed by the knock.
"What's the matter?" Shi Fang came over first and asked in a hurry. Wang Wenqian was stunned for a moment, and then reached out to push the door that bounced back. The door was not locked, and she opened it with a light push.
The messy scene at the door was immediately displayed in front of several people. Young Marshal Lu curled up on the ground, covered his face with his hands and said nothing, and a scattered shoe rack fell obliquely on his body.
Wang Wenqian tapped him twice with her foot and asked, "Hey! Is he dead or not? No dead squeak."
Young Marshal Lu moved his body twice, moved his hands away from his face, and just about to speak, Shi Fang next to him immediately screamed: "Bleeding, you bleed a lot."
Those who help people help people, those who look for medicine boxes look for medicine boxes, and there is a burst of chaos...
(End of this chapter)
Lu Shaoshuai looked up at him and asked, "Are there other things in your eyes besides these?"
"What you said is not level. What do you mean I only see these things." Yu Fei said: "In addition to old wine, I also like some more distinctive things, such as Jinhua ham, Anji white tea, West Lake Longjing, etc., as long as you bring it, I will not refuse."
"Do you want a face?" Young Marshal Lu asked contemptuously.
"Pig face, sheep face and so on are fine, but horse face is fine, it's too long." Yu Fei interrupted: "Also don't count your face, it's too intrusive."
Young Marshal Lu looked at him for a while and said, "I finally know what it means to be invincible when you are the cheapest. You are definitely the best in this regard."
"Don't impose your life motto on me." Yu Fei said, "Don't you have any idea of what kind of person you are?"
"Compared to you, I'm just a grass under a towering tree." Young Marshal Lu said.
Yu Fei shouted to Wang Wenqian and Shi Fang who had just got off the car: "You two beauties, look over here, Young Marshal Lu said he will perform a magic trick for you."
Wang Wenqian and Shi Fang looked up at the same time, and Young Marshal Lu immediately faltered and begged, "Brother, brother, can I be wrong? Don't make trouble again."
Yu Fei ignored him and continued to shout: "Come on, come on, you can't lose money if you buy it for two yuan, you can't be fooled if you buy it for two yuan, you can just look at it for two yuan!"
Lu Shaoshuai grabbed him and said, "Brother, just call now and ask Wu Shuai to bring you the wine tomorrow."
"Eight boxes." Yu Fei said with a smile on his face.
Young Marshal Lu stretched out his finger to count and said, "Isn't there seven boxes in total? How could the price increase again?"
"Nine boxes."
"No, no, no." Young Marshal Lu said quickly: "Eight boxes, only eight boxes, I'll call Wu Shuai now."
After speaking, he took out his mobile phone, and gave Wu Shuai a good arrangement on the other end of the phone. After hanging up the phone, he said flatteringly, "Is it okay this time?"
"Will it work?" Yu Fei pretended to be confused and said.
A heavy bitterness immediately appeared on Young Marshal Lu's face: "Let's make an agreement, as long as my wine is in place, you can't speak ill of me in front of Qianqian."
"When am I going to speak ill of you?" Yu Fei said.
Young Marshal Lu asked with a confused face: "Then you just now..."
"Oh, you said just now." Yu Fei seemed to have just reacted, and said with a smile: "It's not that the two of them are very tired from shopping, so I just made a joke to let them relax. You didn't see them Have you all entered the house happily?"
"Enter the house?" Young Marshal Lu looked towards the gate of the farm when he heard the words. At this time, there was no one to be seen. There was only one car left messing around in the wind.
"Yu Fei..." Young Marshal Lu gritted his teeth and called.
"What's wrong?" Yu Fei looked at him playfully.
Seeing him like this, Young Marshal Lu's heart sank suddenly, he quickly put away his expression, and said with a smile: "I want you to straighten the sapling in your hand, look, it's all crooked .”
"Oh." After taking a look, Yu Fei straightened the sapling and said solemnly: "Hurry up and seal the soil, or I really can't finish today."
Young Marshal Lu: "..."
In the end, in the voice of Young Marshal Lu complaining from time to time, the saplings beside the fish pond were finally planted, and the moment Yu Fei took out the bucket, he finally crushed him, and he paralyzed to the ground regardless of his image and said : "I won't do it, even if I'm beaten to death, I won't do it anymore."
"Huh." Yu Fei said in surprise: "I didn't intend to ask you to water it, but what you said reminded me."
Young Marshal Lu got up and ran to the room, shouting as he ran: "If you torture me like this again, we will break up at once, and you can drink as much as you like, and don't even think about getting a sip of wine from me in the future." .”
Yu Fei looked at his embarrassed appearance, smiled and didn't bother him anymore, it seemed that this guy was completely emptied today, so he hummed a little tune and slowly watered the saplings by himself.
"Brother." At this time, Aowei came over and said with a happy face: "I planted all the remaining saplings."
"You're capable!" Yu Fei exclaimed, "It's all done in such a short amount of time? You did it all by yourself?"
Ao Wei scratched his head and said, "How can it be? Isn't there Uncle Zhang to help? If it's just me, I'm exhausted and I can't finish planting this meeting."
Yu Fei suddenly realized: "I said, why are you so fast? By the way, have you watered it?"
"It's all been watered." Aowei said: "I just came to ask if it is possible to return Aqiang's tractor. In the future, even if there are fruit trees, there will not be many. Besides, the tractor can dig holes. I have dug all the places, and I can only use manual work in the future."
After looking around, Yu Fei raised his head and said: "That's fine, let's go back, remember to come back early, I didn't have time to do it yesterday, let's have a whole rabbit feast tonight."
"Okay." Aowei agreed excitedly and quickly ran away, driving the tractor out of the farm in a short while.
Yu Fei quickly poured water on the remaining trees and came to Shaoshuai Lu's door. With a few bang bangs, he didn't call out Shaoshuai Lu, but surprised Shi Fang who didn't know what he was doing in the next room.
"Xiao Fei, what are you doing?"
Yu Fei's eyes suddenly lit up, he had never seen her dressed up like this before, her flowing hair was scattered behind her head, a pair of long earrings were dangling non-stop, her face was lightly made up, and she was dressed in a pure white down jacket. Dotted with a few ink-colored bamboos, it looks like an ink painting.
Yu Fei suddenly had such a trance, it seems that Shi Fang originally belonged to the characters in the painting...
Shi Fang seemed a little unconfident about dressing up differently from her usual one, coupled with Yu Fei's scorching gaze, she looked down, and kept pulling at various parts of her clothes with both hands...
"Shut up your saliva." Wang Wenqian's voice came from behind Shi Fang.
Shi Fang said to her as if she had suddenly found a backbone: "Sister Qian, I just said that I can't go out like this..."
"Who said that?" Wang Wenqian interrupted her and said, "Didn't you see your boss's face like Brother Pig? The eyeballs are about to fly out, and the saliva is still dripping all over the floor."
Shi Fang subconsciously turned her head to look at Yu Fei. After hearing what Wang Wenqian said, the latter just reached out to fish for his chin, and she was immediately amused.
"Who's drooling?" Yu Feiwu said with a firm mouth, and then glanced at the two women again, yell!The two are basically dressed in the same way, except that the clothes on Wang Wenqian are portraits of mountains and rivers.
Standing together, the two of them are like a pair of Bi people walking down from an ink painting, with such a sense of immortality.
Seeing his gaze, Wang Wenqian glared at him fiercely, Yu Fei turned his head quickly, and kicked fiercely on Young Marshal Lu's door again, trying to resolve the embarrassing situation in front of him.
"Who, I'm in a hurry with you if you kick my door again." Young Marshal Lu's angry voice came from inside the room.
Just when Yu Fei was about to kick two more times, Wang Wenqian stepped forward and pulled him aside, and shouted into the room: "Give me a quick look."
This opening completely destroyed her air of immortality, and a burst of rascal's breath came over her face. Looking at the still gentle Shi Fang, Yu Fei felt that she was more suitable for this attire.
Just when Yu Fei's mind was flying the plane, he suddenly heard a bang, click, and suddenly felt something was wrong. Looking back, sure enough, Wang Wenqian was slowly retracting her foot, leaving a big door on the door. crack.
Looking at Yu Fei's stunned eyes, Wang Wenqian showed embarrassment for the first time, but said: "Your wooden door is too weak."
Sister, this is a solid wooden door. Although it is not made of good wood, it is not comparable to the thin wooden doors in ordinary schools. Your kick is too powerful!
How to do?What can be done?What else can I do?Yu Fei could only echo: "Enen, yes, this door is indeed not very strong, but you don't have to worry, I'll find a piece of wood and nail it from the inside later."
Wang Wenqian had escaped from the embarrassment at this moment, and said very lightly: "This wooden door is worth repairing. I will replace some anti-theft doors for you later."
After she finished speaking, she raised her leg and kicked towards the door again. Who would have thought that Young Marshal Lu, who hadn't made such a big noise just now, just opened a gap in the door, and at this time Wang Wenqian's foot just followed the room. The doors touch together.
"Bang!"
"Alas!"
"Bang!"
Then there was another gu-dong in the room, accompanied by a crackling sound.
Yu Fei's mouth immediately grinned, it was because of Lu Shaoshuai's pain. From his perspective, he saw what happened just now completely in his eyes. With great force, it directly hit Young Marshal Lu's face.
The door knocked on Young Marshal Lu's face, then bounced back and knocked on the door frame. At that moment, Yu Fei could even see that his face was deformed by the knock.
"What's the matter?" Shi Fang came over first and asked in a hurry. Wang Wenqian was stunned for a moment, and then reached out to push the door that bounced back. The door was not locked, and she opened it with a light push.
The messy scene at the door was immediately displayed in front of several people. Young Marshal Lu curled up on the ground, covered his face with his hands and said nothing, and a scattered shoe rack fell obliquely on his body.
Wang Wenqian tapped him twice with her foot and asked, "Hey! Is he dead or not? No dead squeak."
Young Marshal Lu moved his body twice, moved his hands away from his face, and just about to speak, Shi Fang next to him immediately screamed: "Bleeding, you bleed a lot."
Those who help people help people, those who look for medicine boxes look for medicine boxes, and there is a burst of chaos...
(End of this chapter)
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