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Chapter 222 Synonymous with stupid people and rich money
Lu Shaoshuai said with a puzzled expression: "I always feel that you are fooling me."

"My brothers, will I fool you? It's all for your own good, go back quickly, don't you see that Wang Wenqian is dissatisfied with you?" Yu Fei said with this big killer.

Young Marshal Lu glanced back and said, "I'll just trust you this time."

After finishing speaking, he went back to the table to continue the great business of collecting tatters, while Yu Fei rummaged through a pile of old objects, not to mention that he could find relatively complete ones, but there were a few incomplete ones that could make up a complete one. That's fine too.

After a while, a familiar voice came.

"This barrel has been passed down in our family for two generations, so I have to give it a hundred and ten dollars!"

Accompanied by a familiar voice, there is also such a familiar smell...

"Ouch... big sister, quickly put your urine bucket aside, vomit..."

When Yu Fei heard the angry voice of the village party secretary, his head was lowered. The aunt told him just now that the urine bucket had been used for decades, and in a blink of an eye it became a tradition passed down from two generations. antique.

The aunt said confidently: "Let me tell you, don't be ignorant of good and evil. This thing is an old thing, especially after so many years of precipitation. It is definitely a good thing to put at home to ward off evil spirits. Not for sale."

"All right, all right." The village party secretary said helplessly, "You should keep such a good thing that can ward off evil spirits for yourself, lest others say that we took your good things."

"You don't have to worry about that." Instead, the aunt comforted the village party secretary: "We still have a few of these things in our family, so don't delay the matter."

Village Party Secretary: "..."

In the end, Wang Wenqian couldn't see it anymore. The aunt carried a urinal bucket to that station. She didn't know if she could avoid evil or not. Anyway, she avoided the people who came to sell things for a long time. She took 50 yuan to the station. It's up to the aunt.

Yu Fei quietly raised his head to take a look, the back of the aunt looked like a general who had won a battle, proudly turned around and squeezed out the gate of the town government.

"That's what you said about life being full of unexpected surprises."

Yu Fei looked up and was taken aback. Young Marshal Lu had a long note trailing from both nostrils, and he was looking at him questioningly.

Seeing Yu Fei looking over, he asked again: "Did you already know that there would be such an aunt carrying a urinal? So you deliberately hid behind and didn't show your head."

"How can it be?" Yu Fei denied: "I just saw that this pile of things is just piled up here, don't you want to clean it up for you? Besides, am I such a fearful person?"

"You're not afraid of things, you're afraid of pee buckets." Young Marshal Lu said.

"...As long as you think too much, hurry back to the front desk to catch up with your work, there is so much nonsense." Yu Fei said.

Regardless of how much dust was on the ground, Young Marshal Lu sat down in front of him and said, "I understand that this matter is completely thankless, and I haven't received much good stuff, but it has caused a lot of trouble. "

"You can still expect to receive real antiques?" Yu Fei said: "This means that the town government has come forward to help you. If you can't even collect these things, do you think those villagers are easy to fool? So The life wisdom accumulated over the years is beyond your reach."

"Alas~" Young Marshal Lu sighed and said, "It seems that my thinking is too simple."

"It's not like I didn't gain anything." Yu Fei comforted: "I took a rough look just now, and I still have some good things, such as guillotines and bars. Although they are a bit damaged, it is not bad to repair them a little bit. ornaments."

"Also, I saw an old-fashioned plow just now. Although it is rusty, it is definitely a representative thing. Don't be discouraged. Everything has good and bad, it depends on your mentality. Look at this."

"There is a saying that when the big waves wash away the sand and wash away all the lead, what sinks may be gold, just like these..."

Yu Fei pointed to the pile of things and said: "There will always be some things that will make you feel worth the money, and the rest of the things, you can just treat them as accessories."

Young Marshal Lu looked him over carefully and said, "You didn't agree with me when I said I would collect these things at first, why did you come back to comfort me today?"

"Some things are either not done or done well." Yu Fei said: "A lot of times it's not that you think I'm lazy, but that I'm really lazy. I'm so lazy that I would rather not touch some things, but if I really make up my mind If I want to do something, I will definitely do my best to do it well.”

After hearing Yu Fei's words, whether it was chicken soup for the soul or chicken soup for poison, Young Marshal Lu didn't react for a while, and after a while he said: "I finally know who you are, you don't have Zhuge Liang's brain, but With Zhuge Liang's worry."

"What do you mean?" Yu Fei asked, "Do you think I will be exhausted by myself in the future?"

"Not necessarily." Lu Shaoshuai said thoughtfully: "You are much lazier than Zhuge Liang. You two are similar in some places, but most of them are different. Zhuge Liang will do everything by himself. You only care about yourself. thing."

"Hey, do you know?" Yu Fei asked suddenly: "I heard that a small uninhabited island was recently discovered at the southern end of the Pacific Ocean. I don't know when it popped up. It is said that the island is suspected to be composed of gold. "

"Nonsense." Lu Shaoshuai said disdainfully: "It's still made of gold, why don't you say it's made of diamonds? Besides, even if it's made of diamonds, what does that have to do with me? Could it be that I can Driving a boat to dig a few pieces?"

"That's right." Yu Fei said: "There are too many things in this world, can you take care of them one by one?"

"I'll go, are you waiting for me here?" Young Marshal Lu said.

"It's good that you know it yourself." Yu Fei said: "Hurry up and go back to work. You say that you, an old man, can't even compare with Wang Wenqian, a woman. What do you think you can do?"

Young Marshal Lu glanced at Wang Wenqian and said: "She has become a money-spreading boy now, you don't know how much she enjoys it, just look at the attitude of everyone who receives the money towards her, it's not like us, one by one Look at us as enemies."

"If there is another lady who delivers the urine bucket and asks you for [-], you can directly mention [-] to her, and they will treat you very enthusiastically." Yu Fei said.

"I'm out of my mind? It's fine if I don't throw out a broken urine bucket for her, and I'll raise her price?" Lu Shaoshuai said.

"Knowing this is good, it means you still have help." Yu Fei said: "Why do you complain when you know that this is what you do? Why don't you discuss it with Wang Wenqian and replace the jobs of the two of you. .”

"Forget it." Young Marshal Lu glanced at Wang Wenqian and said, "As a man, you must take more care."

"I know you don't have to hurry to work." Yu Fei pushed him aside as he spoke.

……

When the lanterns first came on, a group of people worried about the meal, not to mention how to transport them back, they were busy just sorting them, and before Yu Fei came, they were just throwing them around.

After Yu Fei came, he picked out some relatively complete ones, and threw many tattered ones together.

Ao Wei suggested: "How about we take these better things home first, and put the rest here first, anyway, we will continue to collect them tomorrow, right?"

This proposal was approved by the majority of people, although there were one or two voices of dissent, which were repulsed by the sentence that whoever opposes organizes it.

When it was time to load the truck, several people were worried again. Yu Fei's pickup truck couldn't fit so many things. In the end, Aowei went home on a motorcycle and drove the truck over to solve the problem.

After Aowei returned home with the village party secretary and a car full of old things, Yu Fei drove Wang Wenqian and Young Marshal Lu to the market in a pickup truck. Take a few dishes from the restaurant home and eat something.

On the way back, Young Marshal Lu was almost all spread out on the co-pilot. Wang Wenqian couldn't stand it, and said: "You said how old you are, and you don't stand or sit or sit."

"I'm so tired and paralyzed, I really don't want to move anymore." Young Marshal Lu said weakly.

Yu Fei glanced at Wang Wenqian who was still in good spirits, and said to Young Marshal Lu: "You said you are still a big man, why are you less experienced than a woman."

Wang Wenqian immediately turned her finger on Yu Fei and said, "What do you mean by that? Do you look down on us women? If you are not convinced, let's get out of the car and practice alone."

"Don't, don't, don't." Yu Fei said hastily: "I am convinced, can't I be convinced? You are a hero among women, and ordinary people must be incomparable to you."

Only then did Wang Wenqian snort and stop talking to him.

Lying on the co-pilot, Young Marshal Lu gestured to Yu Fei with his mouth: He deserves it.

Yu Fei also made a mouth gesture for him: Go to hell.

……

After returning to the farm and getting off the car, Yu Fei found out that the farm was so lively. Since Aowei passed through the village ostentatiously, many people in the village came to watch the fun, and some of them helped unload the farm under the command of the village party secretary. holding something.

Guoguo and Xiaoyingzi ran around the farm with a few children holding many rare things in their eyes.

"These are really paid back?"

"You don't know yet? It's been publicized for several days. It's said that a friend of Xiaofei bought it, and it's in the compound of the town government."

"Isn't it? Look at the table, it must sell for at least a hundred and ten yuan. If it's left before, it's the material for cooking pots."

"My friend, Xiao Fei, is probably out of his mind. Look at that pressurized well. It's rusted, and it's still going to be recycled. Even if it's broken, he doesn't want to take it."

"that is……"

……

The people in the village were commenting on the load of things, but they didn't have a good word. Looking at Young Marshal Lu whose face was getting darker and darker, Yu Fei patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry about what others say, stick to yourself The road will be fine."

After a while, Young Marshal Lu choked out a sentence: "Have I become a synonym for being stupid and rich?"

(End of this chapter)