i have a mountain

Chapter 260
Green weeds have grown under the embankment, and there is a thick layer of withered grass that died last year, which is soft to walk on.

Xiaoyingzi let go of Yu Fei's hand a long time ago, and ran happily in front of him alone.

"Hey~ Do you want to consider my proposal just now?" Young Marshal Lu said, "It's a pity that you don't want to be a screenwriter. If you want to go, I will provide you with all the convenience."

Yu Fei looked him around seriously and said, "You provide me with all the convenience?"

Young Marshal Lu nodded.

"Those things are far away in Japan, not to mention that they are not compatible with your industry. How did you provide me with convenience?" Yu Fei asked, "Could it be that you have been involved in this industry before?"

"Don't use your wretched thoughts as the standard for judging others." Young Marshal Lu said, "I can tell you clearly that I have not set foot in this industry, but I have connections in this industry."

"Oh~" Yu Fei nodded and said, "Is this what people often say, no matter what your connections are, as long as you make money?"

"Can't you be normal?" Young Marshal Lu said helplessly.

"I'm normal." Yu Fei said: "It's you, what is your intention to keep encouraging me to go to Japan to make colorful movies? Are you trying to test my concentration, or are you planning to watch my jokes?"

"How can it be?" Young Marshal Lu said, "I just want you to enjoy yourself."

Yu Fei said: "Pull it down, have fun? I think you are uneasy and kind. If I fall into the hands of those women, I will lose ten years of life if I am not exhausted."

Young Marshal Lu gritted his teeth and said, "That means your concentration is not good enough. If I go, then you will be able to sit still."

Yu Fei took a look at him and said, "Come on, through the ages, the only ones who can stay calm are those eunuchs except Liu Xiahui, and even Liu Xiahui, I think he is probably Brokeback Mountain."

"You are a ruiner of allusions." Young Marshal Lu said, "Why did Liu Xiahui provoke you? You just belittle him like this."

"Don't talk about destroying the allusion." Yu Fei said: "I have always had deep doubts about Liu Xiahui's unruly allusion."

"In addition." Yu Fei continued: "Who can say for sure what happened hundreds of years ago, about Liu Xiahui's writing in Tao Zongyi's "Nancun Cultivation Record Volume [-]: Not Chaotic Attachment" in the late Yuan and early Ming Dynasties. There is a record: Fu Liu Xiahui stayed overnight at Guomen, and a woman came to share the same room, fearing that she would freeze to death, and sat in her arms, so that there would be no chaos at night."

"But there is another theory. It is said that Liu Xiahui went out to visit friends. When it rained heavily on the way, he went straight to the ancient temple on the roadside to take shelter. But when he entered the door, he saw a naked woman wringing wet clothes inside. Liu Xiahui hurriedly withdrew and sat down. Under the ancient locust tree, let the rainstorm wet my clothes."

"This is called Liu Xiahui's bosom (cai) is not chaotic, but I am deeply skeptical about it. If a woman is hugged by Liu Xiahui for one night, will she go out to publicize the next day? And Liu Xiahui hugged this woman for one night? If nothing happened, will he go out to promote it? Is it to prove that he is impotent or has a problem with his sexual orientation?"

"Then, here comes the question, how could this story be known and spread so widely? So..."

Yu Fei raised his voice several times and said: "To sum up, I think that although Liu Xiahui does have this person, the matter of sitting in his arms is a fiction."

Young Marshal Lu was stunned for a while, and asked after a while, "Then why did he make up this story?"

Yu Fei glanced at Xiaoyingzi who was playing by the river and said: "This question is very debatable, but according to my thinking, it is very likely that this is the mutual flattery among literati, just like today's masters of calligraphy and painting."

"No matter how good your work is, if no one is cheering you on, it's just a roadside stall. If two or three rich people praise you, or even turn around a few times, then you'll be popular, and your value will go up immediately. going up."

"Then join various associations, and soon after you get in touch with those so-called masters, you will become a master, and in the end you will be able to gain both fame and fortune."

Young Marshal Lu scratched the back of his head and said, "Why can't I find a suitable reason to refute it even though I know you're making it up?"

Yu Fei patted him on the shoulder and said, "That means I can be a master, although not the kind that can gain both fame and fortune."

"Just you? Master?" Young Marshal Lu said contemptuously, "It's not that I underestimate you. If you can be called a master, I must at least be at the professor level, and still have a full-time job."

"Yeah." Yu Fei nodded and said, "Hello!"

Young Marshal Lu squinted his eyes and sized him up and said, "I always feel that you have bad intentions, but I just don't know what's wrong."

"You think a little too much." Yu Fei said, "This is just a respectful title for you, nothing else."

"Every time you say that, I always feel that I'm being scolded." Young Marshal Lu said, "In the future, you'd better not use any honorific title for me, it sounds awkward."

Yu Fei said: "Do you feel at ease when you are scolded twice every day?"

"If you scold me, at least I can answer a few words, but if you say something ambiguous, I can't understand it, and I don't know if I was scolded." Young Marshal Lu said.

"I don't understand. You don't go online all day, don't read some jokes, don't pay attention to some current events?" Yu Fei asked.

Young Marshal Lu thought for a while and said, "Does it count in terms of current affairs?"

Yu Fei waved his hands and said: "We are not on the same channel, so let's stop this topic here, let's study how to catch river prawns."

"Father." Xiaoyingzi ran towards this side with his hands raised, shouting as he ran, "Dad, look, I caught a small shrimp, and there are many more in the river."

When Xiaoyingzi came close, Yu Fei and the two of them looked into her hand, a river prawn that was only as long as her little finger was struggling in her hand, and traces of unknown fish could be seen in the almost transparent body. curve.

"Can such small shrimp be eaten?" Young Marshal Lu asked suspiciously, "Don't you wait until they grow up to eat them? Are you overfishing?"

"Take back your overflowing public morality." Yu Fei said: "This is not the shrimp you often eat, this is the small river shrimp. Don't tell me that there are so many restaurants under your name that none of them use this kind of shrimp." Shrimp for cooking."

Lu Shaoshuai said: "The ingredients of our restaurant are basically from the major aquatic products markets. If we want to use shrimp, they are also some big shrimps, such as Jiwei shrimp. The kind you said is really good. No."

"Oh~" Yu Fei said very strangely: "Your restaurant doesn't have the famous dish of drunken shrimp."

"I've heard of it." Young Marshal Lu thought for a while and said, "It's just that this dish is banned by our restaurant."

Yu Fei, who was holding Xiaoyingzi's hand and walking towards the river, asked curiously, "Why? Why did you ban such a famous and delicious dish?"

"Because this dish is on the anti\human cuisine list." Young Marshal Lu said solemnly.

"Anti\human cuisine list?"

This is the first time Yu Fei heard of this term, and he asked curiously, "What kind of dishes are on those lists?"

Young Marshal Lu thought for a while and said: "There is the drunken shrimp you mentioned, there are also Sanzhi, eating live fish, eating monkey brains, pouring donkey meat, etc. There are so many, I can't think of so many at once. "

Yu Fei nodded and said: "You anti\human cuisine list seems to be against those cruel ways of eating."

"It's more than that." Young Marshal Lu said, "Such as cold chicken blood, durian glutinous rice balls, etc., are all on the list."

Yu Fei smacked his lips and said, "It's for eating. I have a really big brain. I also have durian glutinous rice balls. Does it have an indescribable taste when I open the pot after cooking?"

"I haven't eaten it, so I don't want to express my opinion." Young Marshal Lu said again: "Oh~ By the way, some people have included coriander, but there are also many people who say they can accept it, and it is still in dispute."

"Coriander?!" Yu Fei was really surprised. He knew that some people don't like the taste, but he is a loyal supporter of coriander. If there is no coriander in cold dishes, hot pots, and various soups, it will definitely be much worse. smell.

He shook his head and said: "It seems that your so-called anti\human cuisine list is not an official product, or it should have been qualified long ago, and you don't have to take these cuisines out of your menu."

"It's like coriander. When you go to any breakfast restaurant in our country to drink soup, the boss will ask you if you want it. Some people don't like it, but some people like it. It's hard to say."

Young Marshal Lu nodded and said: "We haven't completely banned coriander in our store, but we will never touch the item of living creatures eating it alive. If some people start a wave of boycotts by then, it will not be worth the loss. .”

"Then you will lose a lot of customers who like to hunt novelties." Yu Fei said: "Don't you do market research? You can eat scorpions and centipedes now, but a dish of drunken shrimp stopped you."

Yu Fei picked up the shrimp from Xiaoyingzi's hand and said, "I'll give you some science, this thing is called a river shrimp, and it can only grow so big, there is no such thing as overfishing, and the reason why it can be taken Drunken shrimp is made because it has higher requirements on water quality and is cleaner.”

Young Marshal Lu took it curiously and said, "I have been asked not to eat some messy things since I was a child, and then I slowly came into contact with some when I grew up..."

"Pull it down." Yu Fei said: "Last time, I don't know who ate a plate of pig's brain with Aowei with relish. I feel a little nauseous when I think of that scene."

Talking about Yu Fei still having the urge to retch, Young Marshal Lu glanced at him and said, "You know what, pig's brain is a delicacy in the world, but you, an ordinary man, have no luck to eat it."

Yu Fei looked at the river prawns running through the grass by the river and said to him, "Don't mention the pig's brain, I'll let you taste what drunk prawns taste like tonight."

(End of this chapter)