i have a mountain

Chapter 292
Chen Kaiqiang stared at him dumbfounded, and after a while, reached out and rubbed Yu Fei's face vigorously.

While doing it, he kept talking: "Who the hell are you? You turned into a fat old man, so hurry up and show your true identity."

Yu Fei was stunned by him for a while, his face was deformed by his rubbing, and he managed to break free from his big hands.

"What are you doing?"

"Who the hell are you?" Chen Kaiqiang stretched out his hands in a defensive gesture, and said with a vigilant face: "This is not something that old fat man I know can say, what kind of monster are you?"

Yu Fei's face suddenly turned as dark as the bottom of a pot. He went up and gave him two feet and said, "A monster, right? I'll show you a monster today."

As he said that, he was about to start the fight. Chen Kaiqiang hurriedly stopped and said, "Stop, stop, this is the real fat man. You must have been possessed by some evil spirit passing by just now."

Yu Fei's face was suddenly darker than the bottom of the pot.

Chen Kaiqiang suddenly smiled and said: "Hahaha, did you scare you?"

As he spoke, he put his arm around Yu Fei's shoulder and said, "I just thought you said it so solemnly, so I made a joke to ease the atmosphere."

"Believe it or not, I'll be at your house tonight?" Yu Fei said angrily.

"Welcome, welcome." Chen Kaiqiang said and patted him on the back twice: "Our family does not say that he has three to five hundred catties, but there are still dozens of catties of liquor. If you live in my house, One word is enough."

"That's two words." Yu Fei corrected.

"Don't worry about so many details." Chen Kaiqiang said: "As long as there is wine to drink and someone to chat with, why do you care so much?"

After he finished speaking, he changed to a serious expression and said: "Since you also recognize that Shi Fang, you will bring it out when you have a chance. Let's sit together and talk, and we will be a family from now on."

Yu Fei nodded: "There will be a chance."

"Let's go." Chen Kaiqiang patted him on the shoulder again and said: "The business is over, let's go back and drink. I guess they are trying to figure out how to feed us."

Yu Fei glanced at him and said, "Didn't you claim to never get drunk after a thousand cups? Just today I will give you a chance to show it off."

"I can't just drink alone!" Chen Kaiqiang said: "Confucius said, it is better to be alone than to be happy, so you can't escape today."

Yu Fei said with a look of disgust: "What about Confucius? That's what Mencius said, okay? Are you not afraid that our junior high school Chinese teacher will come to your house and block the door?"

Chen Kaiqiang was stunned for a moment, and then said indifferently: "Whoever said it, it's fine to use it anyway. As for our teacher, as long as you come to my house, I promise to make him dizzy every meal. Let him not remember to trouble me."

Yu Fei curled his lips and said: "In a more popular way of saying, you are a fighter among the scumbags, and no one can beat you."

Chen Kaiqiang said arrogantly: "You bite me!"

After he finished speaking, he ran away with a whoosh. On the contrary, Yu Fei was in a trance for a moment when he heard the words he often said in his student days. When he realized it, he could no longer see Chen Kaiqiang.

Shaking his head, he smiled and walked towards the box.

……

As soon as Yu Fei entered the door, he saw Ma Sanye staring at him with a red face. At first he thought he was looking at the door, but when Yu Fei swayed to the left and right, his gaze also swayed.

"Stop shaking." Ma Sanye said: "I'm waiting for you. Do you think there is someone like you? We agreed to invite everyone to dinner, but your boss ran away without a trace. If it weren't for me, I would still treat you so badly." With a little bit of understanding, you might think that you are out of order."

Yu Fei scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Didn't I go to the toilet? My stomach is not feeling well, so I squatted for a longer time."

"Hey~" Ma Sanye looked at Chen Kaiqiang with a gossipy expression on his face, and said, "Does this hotel have side-by-side squatting pits? You two went together, or..."

Seeing the trace of obscenity in Ma Sanye's narrow expression, Yu Fei had no choice but to point at Chen Kaiqiang angrily. Unexpectedly, the latter happened to do the same thing as him.

The people at the table burst into laughter immediately, and the old monster said with a smile: "Since you two have such a tacit understanding, you must have a glass of wine together. Do you agree with this proposal?"

"No."

The people at the table immediately said in unison, Yu Fei and Chen Kaiqiang looked at each other and said: "Drink, who is afraid of whom?"

As he said that, he gave Chen Kai a forced wink to the right, and the latter understood immediately. After the two toasted, they started to attack the people around them at the same time, because they were sitting opposite each other, and it happened that one of them took over half the table.

"Come, come, this glass of wine is my respect."

"What? Can't drink anymore? Don't I know your drinking capacity? Hurry up and drink."

"What? You're old? Then you should take the lead. These little brothers can only look at your example."

……

Soon, fierce fighting began on the table, not limited to identity, not limited to quantity, not limited to number of people, not limited to location...

Fish look for fish, shrimp look for shrimp, and those who pretend to be drunk look for bastards.

As soon as these words came out, the lethality was huge, and the scene made several women stunned.

Guoguo pouted and said, "It's okay this time, I have to get drunk."

"Does your father drink like this at home?" Zhang Suqin asked curiously.

Guoguo shook her head, frowned and said, "No, my father would drink some when he was at home with Grandpa Zhang and the others, and he didn't drink as much as he did today."

"It's okay." Li Jing said: "Look at your dad, it doesn't look like he is going to be drunk at all, he can still drink."

Guoguo's brows were almost knit together, and he sighed like an adult and said, "Drink, drink, he will feel uncomfortable when he gets drunk."

Zhang Suqin reached out and tapped her forehead gently, and said with a smile: "Little man."

"I'm not a villain." Guoguo protested, "I'm no longer a three or four-year-old kid, I'm already a big kid."

A group of people were immediately amused by her, Zhang Suqin hugged her in his arms, rubbed her face and said, "Why are you so cute?"

……

When the banquet ended, it was already midnight, a group of people staggered away under the slightly sad eyes of the hotel waiter, Yu Fei paid his bill and went out the door, a group of people stopped.

"It's not afternoon or midnight, where are we going?" Ma Sanye asked.

The old monster hiccupped and said: "If you don't go to my store, you won't be able to do things at night anyway. Let's play there and drink again at night."

"Haven't you had enough?" Zhang Suqin rolled her eyes and said, "You can't even stand still, why don't you drink?"

The old monster smiled and said: "Give us two hours, go back to sleep, and drink another two or three catties at night. It's not a big problem."

Yu Fei curled his lips, wondering if it was Jiu Zhuang who was cowardly, especially in front of the woman he owed all his life, you must know that he always behaved like a little sheep in front of Zhang Suqin.

"Sister Zhang, let's go shopping together." Li Jing said to Zhang Suqin: "The season is about to change, let's go buy some clothes and shoes, and let them take care of themselves."

"Okay." Zhang Suqin said with a smile, "I just want to buy some clothes, so let's go together."

Guoguo ran to Yu Fei's side, raised her head and said, "Dad, you have to take care of yourself, I went shopping with Li Jing's mother and the others, and I have to play on the merry-go-round, so I can't accompany you. "

Yu Fei nodded.

"Go, go." Fan Hui rubbed her head and said, "Go and have fun, your father will leave it to us."

After Guoguo let out a cry, she bounced and ran away. Several women and a group of children gradually walked away, and even the voice of her voice was faintly inaudible.

……

"Finally gone." Ma Sanye said with emotion.

Yu Fei turned around and saw that his and the old monster's expressions were almost the same, they both felt relaxed, and even the eyes that had been hazy from drunk just now became brighter.

"You both are pretending." Yu Fei suddenly realized.

Ma Sanye patted him on the shoulder, looked around again, and said proudly: "You are still too young, how can you get drunk when there are women around, do you understand Zangzhuo?"

Chen Kaiqiang rubbed his face and said, "I understand a little~"

Fan Hui and Zhang Hongzhao nodded in the same way. The old monster and Ma Sanye glanced at each other, then looked at Chen Kaiqiang and the others and sighed, "Are young people nowadays so cunning?"

Yu Fei was very hurt, and he didn't knock down two of them when he invited someone to dinner.

So he waved his hand and said, "Change to another place and continue drinking."

……

Led by Yu Fei, a group of people came to a KTV again. Originally, according to the old monster's idea, they wanted to find a light bar to drink and talk, but there was no such bar in the entire county, and there were only three or two heavy metal bars. People don't want to go either.

So in the end, I came to KTV, talking about the bottle of liquor and the box of beer. As for singing, who wants to sing with a bottle of beer first.

Seeing that the consumption in this house has skyrocketed, even the manager was alarmed. He specially came here to deliver a huge fruit plate, and offered a glass of wine to each of them. When he was about to leave, he asked Yu Fei vaguely if he wanted some companions. wine.

Yu Fei shook his head hastily, not to mention that he didn't know when the women's army called sister-in-laws would kill them, but if they found out afterwards, he would definitely lose his skin.

These few people in front of them are not ordinary people. If you want to find the one who is responsible, you must find out one by one, and you will definitely push him out in the end.

Soon Yu Fei regretted that he was too conservative, the goal that a few people at the wine table failed to achieve was achieved, and all the firepower was directed at him.

When he was dizzy, he thought to himself that it would be better for him to peel off his skin afterwards, rather than being force-fed down by these people.

(End of this chapter)